opening by Neostardustdragin101
Cameras and stage lights pop throughout the forest knocking a gopher out of the ground and squirrel out its tree. We zoom through the island passing Chris knocking over his coffee
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera reaches the mountain peak diving into the water as Owen swims by letting loose a fart just as Geoff is laying back on his surfer board before falling over from the stank with Bridgett surfing past him.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
A hawk swoops down picking up a dead fish from the water soaring into the sky accidentally dropping onto a peaceful Dj surrounded by adorable animals who soon bite him when they see the fish causing him to run off screaming in terror as Duncan laughs and Courtney rolls her eyes.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Heather and Leshawna slap fight on a raft unaware of the waterfall nearby as it falls downward as Harold is practicing karate. Izzy swings by on a vine crashing into Harold knocking them into the confession booth knocking Lindsay out. Eva and Tyler engage each other in arm wrestling. Chef sticks his arm into a pot of green soup smirking at a tied up and fearful Noah and Zeke, his unlucky taste testers.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Katie and Sadie swoon as Justin looks at himself in the mirror while Beth twirls around her batons tossing the flaming stick into the air. Gwen and Naruto look at each other before Cody gets between them smiling with an arm around each of them the campers Chef and Chris sit around the campfire whistling to the tune of the song
(With Chris)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Last week the campers became hunters and the hunted. We saw Owen fail to hunt anything before getting mauled by a bear. Harold opening his mouth a bit too much and getting Mauled by an angry Naruto. Cody opening his mouth and getting some tongue from Katie. Heather opening her mouth and getting into a shootout with her own teammates Leshawna, Lindsey, and Beth. And we saw Duncan open his mouth and a kick to the groin from Courtney in response. In the end it was victory for the Killer Bass team and the injured Owen was wheeled onto the boat of losers. Who will be going home tonight? What horrible things will befall our campers this time by your handsome host? And who will be choked out by Naruto tonight? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Island!"
(The beach)
On the beach near the forest The two teams were assembled in front of Chris who was grinning at them.
"Today's challenge will test your minds. Your teamwork. And your skills in the kitchen" Chris told them with a smile
"Is that why Chef got a paid vacation for the week? So we can use his kitchen?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow
"Yup and FYI no leaving pranks for him before you leave the kitchen." Chris told him flatly
"Why would I prank him? He already deals with you on a daily basis. I feel like that's enough suffering" Naruto said with a smirk as the other campers giggled or laughed
"Just for that ramen is banned from this next challenge which will be you all cooking a three course meal for yours truly. The winners get a reward. The losers vote someone off. Each team will appoint a head chef to create the theme of the meal and oversee the cooking. To cook you need ingredients" Chris said to the two teams
"Oh god let me guess we have bungee jump off a cliff and whatever ingredients we grab id what we use for our dishes right?" Courtney asked with a groan
"No but I'm so using that at some point. Thanks for the idea!" Chris said with a grin making everyone look at Courtney with small glares
"Oops" She chuckled nervously as a truck backed out of the water. Driven by a dolphin
"Ok I'll be the head chef for our team. Calling it now" Heather immediately said with a grin
"That because you can't actually cook?" Harold asked with a snicker before he shut up as Naruto glared at him
"Hey, lay off her. Only our team gets to mess with her" Naruto said with a glare at the bass nerd. He was still pissed at Harold calling his girls sluts last challenge after all. Yes he may have beaten the nerd to near death but that didn't mean he was forgiven.
"Can't tell whether that was sweet or insulting" Heather muttered to herself
"I'm thinking we can do a killer italian theme with these ingredients" Geoff said looking at the ingredients in the van
"Hello head chef" Duncan said with a nod of approval to Geoff
"Seriously? Awesome! Let's get grabbing!" Geoff cheered out excited at this prospect of being head chef as the bass team went to grab ingredients while the Gophers walked over to grab ingredients after they were done
"try not to mess up this time" Heather told Beth with a glare as she was still sore about Beth shooting her
"Teamwork people" Leshawna said as they grabbed their own ingredients
(Confessional)
"I had to take the head chef position. We're on a losing streak, people! And really everyone else on the team is useless. Well barring Naruto in physical challenges or bear wrestling. But everyone else? Wastes of space!" Heather exclaimed
(Confessional end)
"Alright Here's what we need. Leshawna Mangoes, Beth Pineapples, Lindsay Macadamias, Naruto Molasses, Gwen Tomatoes" Heather listed off looking over a clipboard as the gophers grabbed the ingredients
"I already want to kill her" Leshawna grumbled under her breath
"Relax, my dear. Sure she's an egotistical nightmare but what chef isn't?" Naruto said
"Your just saying that cause your mom is a cook and she makes gordon Ramsey flinch" chris said with a grin
"Hey she's a pro wrestling company owner first. And then a chef. And then the head of a religious order" Naruto said
"She's what now?" Bridgette asked taking a double take at that one
"Nothing! Let's get moving people!" Naruto yelled as he hauled his crate of food towards the kitchen
"... did his mom start a cult?" Cody asked bewildered at this reveal
"Yeah she did. Though if it helps she was overthrown and thrown out. Even religious nutjobs got sick of her chaos and her attempts to wage war against the vatican" Chris said with a chuckle
(With Kushina and Minato)
"God it's just like the papal knights all over again! I didn't do anything to them!" Kushina yelled as she drove the speedboat with Minato and Izzy away from an RCMP helicopter chasing them
"You sent death threats to the pope via carrier pidgeon!" Minato reminded her
"Ooh that sounds fun! Can we do that later?" Izzy asked with a giggle
"Sure thing future daughter in law! After we get away from these idiots! Oh hey a tidal wave!" Kushina said with a mad grin seeing a
Massive tidal wave forming in front of them
"... I should've listened to my mother and married into a less crazy family" Minato muttered as Kushina drove the speedboat into the tidal wave
"Shut up baby, you love it!" Kushina yelled with a mad cackle
(Back at the camp. In the kitchens)
As the Bass team started to divide into teams to determine who would cook what dishes, The gophers led by Heather came in carrying their ingredients
"Gwen Lindsey you're on the citrus macadamia upside down cake flambe" Heather ordered
"Know how to make an upside down flamer thingy?" Lindsey asked Gwen who just shook her head
"Maybe we should do dishes that aren't too complex Heather" Naruto suggested as he carried over a massive bag of oranges into the kitchen
"I'm head chef and we're following my recipes" Heather told him firmly
"If you didn't have an ass worth smacking i-" Naruto was growling under his breath before Gwen grabbed his ear
"Excuse us a moment, I think we need to get more ingredients!" Gwen growled out as she dragged Naruto out of the kitchen
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm only human woman!" Naruto pleaded as the goth girl dragged the pro wrestler in training out of the kitchen
"Wait! Ugh alright Lindsay start the cake till Gwen gets back. Bridgette and cody start the ribs" Heather ordered
"Um can I help with the cake instead? I don't feel comfortable cooking ribs" Bridgette said as she was vegetarian and didn't like the idea of cooking meat
"Eh? oh….. oh fine help Lindsey. Naruto can assist Cody when he and Gwen get back" Heather said with a sigh
"Wow there is a heart somewhere in you huh?" Leshawna asked with a smirk
(Confessional)
"What? I just let her switch jobs for efficiency it's not like I did it so Naruto will pay attention to me! Ha! That's ridiculous! Especially since he already likes my ass….. cut that part out!" Heather said with a grin as her mind wandered before her eyes widened at what she let Slip out before she tackled the camera
(Confessional end)
"Leshawna and Beth! You two are on Pineapple skewers and mango dip" Heather ordered
"Girl let me handle the appetizers. I know how to make a pineapple mango chutney that would melt the socks off the devil" Leshawna said with a confident grin
"Oh really? Well that's great but with me as head chef we're gonna stick to my plan. And my plan is pineapples with sticks through them. Got it?" Heather told her with a faux smile
"And if I mentioned that I am allergic to pineapple?" Leshawna asked as her eyes narrowed
"Bonus" Heather said as she went back to her pad
"Oh I'm gonna shove a stick through you you uptight little-" Leshawna was saying as Beth tried to hold her back
(With Naruto and Gwen)
"Can you stop trying to tip off my ear babe?!" Naruto yelled
"Can you stop leering at that cunt?" Gwen growled as she let Naruto's ear go
"Just cause I leer doesn't mean I would do anything. I prefer you girls over her Considering her bitchy attitude. Just cause she's hot doesn't mean I like her" Naruto said with a groan as he rubbed his ear
"Yeah I know. It's just annoying watching her check you out when she thinks she's being subtle. Not to mention all the shit she pulled with my diary" Gwen said with a sigh
"She checks me out?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Focus babe" Gwen told him with a firm glare
"Gwen Relax I'm not doing anything with her heck the most I would do is tease her by letting her know I'm with you girls over her. If she changed her attitude and apologized for shit she's pulled it'd be a different scenario. But that ain't happening anytime soon" Naruto said
"Teasing her I can get behind" Gwen said with a smirk at this idea
"That's my girl now let's go get the rest of the ingredients to the others alright?" Naruto asked as they approached the truck of supplies
"Right…..so if you had the green light what would you do to-" Gwen asked till Naruto cut her off
"Oh I would absolutely destroy her, I would wreck that bitch. Like rougher than Izzy wreck her" Naruto said with a nonchalant tone
"…..I kinda want to see that if I'm honest" Gwen said with a chuckle
"You are so bad" Naruto said with his own chuckle at the goth girl before they went to the van and got the ingredients "looks like they don't have anymore salt and pepper. Guess I'll ask the Bass team for some" Naruto said as he looked inside the van
"You think they'll just hand over some ingredients?" Gwen asked her boyfriend
"Who knows? It's worth a shot. And worst case if they say no maybe I poison a dish of there's with laxatives" Naruto said with a shrug
"... wouldn't that get you disqualified by Chris?" Gwen asked
"If I get caught and you! Get that camera out of my face before I give you a colonoscopy with it!" Naruto said as he walked towards the cabin before he spotted a cameraman and yelled at him
"Oh god no!!" The cameraman yelled in horror as he ran the hell away from the violent wrestler
"You done putting the fear of god into the camera guy?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow as she approached Naruto
"Yeah I'm good until later tonight FYI wear a helmet or the Antlers from the last challenge" Naruto said as he smacked Gwen's ass before he went inside to drop off the ingredients
"Fuck he's so authoritative" Gwen muttered with a grin as she went inside
"Here's the goods. Fyi there was no salt and pepper left so I'm gonna see if the bass team has extra" Naruto told Heather
"Ugh. Fine just be quick" Heather ordered him as Naruto walked to the bass kitchen
"Hey do you guys have any extra salt and - oh god I'm blind!!!!!" Naruto yelled as he walked into the bass side of the kitchen to the sight of Harold in a small red speedo.
"Sorry blonde we're making a point to Harold for leaving his underwear around the cabin" Duncan said with a smirk at the speedo clad nerd
"I told you those weren't mine. Gosh!" Harold yelled at them
"Can't claw out eyes fast enough!" Courtney yelled as she turned away from them
"Who said that?! I can't see anything!" Naruto yelled as he moved his hands around In a panic "wait what's this soft thing?" Naruto asked grabbing something
"... remove your hand from my chest" Courtney ordered with a scowl
"…..oh wow DD cup- yow!" Naruto said before Courtney slammed a tray over his head with a clang
"so that's what Duncan goes through with you on a daily basis" Naruto said with a groan
"He Wishes/I wish!" Courtney and Duncan yelled before glaring at each other
"Christ on a stick, good luck with her dude. Sorry for the accidental groping but even I'm not gonna try my hand at you. You're way too high maintenance" Naruto said as he slowly stood up
"Yeah keep walking groper!" Courtney yelled after him as he opened the door to return to the other teams kitchen
"Say what?!?! Gwen, Leshawna, Bridgette, and Heather yelled at Naruto
"…..and I'm gonna die. If i kill Harold can I switch teams as a replacement to not be killed?" Naruto asked Chris as he walked back into the Bass kitchen before slamming the door shut behind him
"Nope! Also someone get Harold some goddamn pants please." Chris said with a shudder
"Yo Harold. There's a clean pair of underwear and shorts at the cabin for you. You can't be cooking in that" Geoff said to the nerd
"Finally!" Harold said with a scoff as he left the kitchen back to the cabins
"Say whiskers wanna help us mess with Harold? You know ways of messing with people" Duncan asked with a smirk. He wasn't gonna pass up getting the blonde's help when dealing with the nerd. Enemy team or not.
"Well I need something to do while the girls on my team cool off so fuck it why not" Naruto said with a smirk. He still had some revenge he wanted on Harold for insulting his ladies
"You're buds with the sharks right? Wanna give him a scare?" Duncan asked with a smirk
"I'm listening" Naruto said with a sing song tone as he smiled evilly
(With Harold)
"That's more like it." Harold said putting his new boxers his eyes winded when he felt a hot burning sensation between his legs. "My biscuits are burning!" The nerd screamed running out the cabin toward the lake unaware of the trial of grease laying out in his way Harold screamed in terror as he slid along the grease trail smashing right into the trail before sliding off face first into the ground hitting face first into another free
Harold slowly staggered to his feet taking another step sliding down the grease trail straight into the lake.
He sighed in relief when he noticed three smirking great white sharks
"IDIOTS!" Harold screamed jumping out of the water just as a shark bit right into his ass.
(Bass Kitchen)
"Ah that was priceless. Welp I should go see how my Team's doing" Naruto said as he opened the door
Only for a pan to hit him in the face with a clang
"Nice arm Bridgette" Naruto groaned as he closed the door again
"Sounds like they're still pissed. Guess being the camp playboy isn't all it's cracked up to be huh?" Courtney said with a snicker
"Oh go fuck Duncan you uptight bitch" Naruto scoffed
"what did you say you psycho, perverted, delinquent?" Courtney asked with a glare
"You heard me. I'm sorry for the accidental grope while I was blinded by the horror that is Harold in a bloody speedo. I apologized as it was an accident. I don't have any interest in you as We're on opposite teams and barely know each other" Naruto said as he looked at the girl with a firm look
"…..oh fine if you were actually blind then you get a pass. I'll talk to your girls to not kill you" Courtney said with a sigh
"Thank you. Besides I'm not going after Duncan's girl. You guys clearly have a thing so I'm not interfering with it." Naruto said with a smirk at the two bass teammates
"We're not together!!" The two yelled at Naruto
"Uh huh sure you're not" Naruto said with a cheeky tone as Harold came into the kitchen wearing Pajamas
"This is all I have left. If you sickos want me butg naked than hit me with your best shot" the nerd told them just done with it at this point
"Nobody wants to see that. No one will ever want to see that in the future" Naruto said with a shudder
"Shouldn't you be back with your team?" Harold asked with a scowl at the wrestler
"Probably but they want to kill me at the moment. You should be used to that given how your own team hates you" Naruto said with a smirk
"Ignore him for now. Look Harold stop leaving your underwear around the cabin and we'll lay off" Dj told him
"For the last time they're not mine!" Harold yelled at his team
"Welp I tried" Dj said with a shrug
"Yo I made some sandwiches guys! Dig in" Geoff said as he walked over with a tray of sandwiches as Harold walked over to one and took a bite
"This tastes like sweat and lotion it's probably the worst sandwich ever." Harold remarked as he reached into his sandwich pulling out a pair of his underwear
"Gross..." Harold screamed suddenly he felt his face begin to heat up
"Oh I'm sorry Harold I guess I must have added some of this Armenian Hot Sauce." Naruto laughed holding up a half empty jug of hot sauce as he had handed it to Geoof while he was still in the Bass kitchen
Harold puffed his cheeks as tears started filling his eyes he held his throat feeling the air drying before screaming out in pain spewing out a stream of fire running around the kitchen in a frantic panic while Duncan walked out with a cup of juice
"Here Harold have some fruit punch." Duncan offered the burning ginger as he snatched the cup out of his hand guzzling it down
Harold sighed in relief thinking the worst had passed when suddenly he felt his mouth burning even more.
"Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh!" Harold screamed in utter agony falling on his knees crawling along the ground towards the nearest source of water he could find...the confession cam!
Naruto, Dj, Geoff, and Duncan looked on as the helpless nerd crawled into the urinal slamming the door shut suddenly they watched as the roof of the urinal exploded sending a screaming Harold flying into the air
Meanwhile the sharks swam in the lake without out a care in the world when suddenly the heard a loud scream coming from a above as burning ball of fire came crashing down.
"Those mother fu...uh oh..." Harold gulped as the sharks surrounded him on all sides with hungry grins.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Everyone was frozen in shock as they heard a loud girlish shriek echo throughout the island causing some of them to jump in fear
(with the Gophers)
"The hell was that about?" Leshawna asked confused
"Probably the wrestler causing some idiotic drama or something. Now why are these pineapple slices Uneven?" Heather asked Leshawna and Beth looking at their handiwork
"Ooh you two faced, bossy little-" Leshawna growled till Heather cut her off
"Listen as much as I'd love to listen to you ramble on and on until the inevitable heat death of the universe. I have literally a million other things I could be doing as Head chef. So why don't you just make sure the slices are up to par. Can you handle that?" Heather asked with a smirk
"How about I handle your skinny little neck instead?" Leshawna growled out
"Naruto doesn't seem to mind my skinny neck. In fact he seems to like every bit of me" Heather said with a smirk
"Except your attitude" Bridgette muttered as she worked on the cake with Gwen and Lindsay
"What was that?" Heather asked with a glare directed at the surfer girl
"I said we need help with your cake and this flambe liquid" Bridgette said simply
"Ugh I have to do everything around here" Heather grumbled as she walked over
"Woman the day you do everything is the day I go off Ramen cold turkey" Naruto said as he came back into the kitchen
This got snickers from the Leshawna, Beth, Bridgette, Lindseay and Gwen while Cody shook his head at this
"Welcome back idiot. Have fun with the other team?" Heather asked with a glare
"Oh totally. Harold got to suffer for insulting my girls last week" Naruto said with a grin
"…. You're forgiven for groping Courtney" Gwen said with a smirk
"Don't remind me. That was a genuine accident. Harold was in a goddamn speedo. Pretty sure I can never see out of my left eye again" Naruto grumbled
"Whatever just get back to work and help Cody with the ribs" Heather ordered
"Yes countess fat ass" Naruto said with a mock salute as he approached Cody
"So you do look" Heather said with a smirk
"Gah!" Naruto yelled before he quickly ran to the station with the ribs
"Good you're here. Ribs are all prepped I just need your help getting them in the oven. They're too heavy for me to lift" Cody said
"Sure thing. You know you're welcome to join me and Leshawna on our morning workouts. You can bring Katie too for a double exercise date" Naruto suggested as he lifted the ribs himself with one hand and put them in the oven
"You're ok with me dating someone from the other team?" Cody asked curiously as Naruto closed the oven while he set the timer
"Sure and if a certain fat ass says anything let me know I have a list of pranks I can use to make her back off. As long as you ain't throwing challenges for her what you two do off competition is your business. Just like me and my girls business is no one else's" Naruto told him with a grin before a loud boom was heard as the group turned to see Heather, her face covered in soot and her eyebrows burned off
"My eyebrows!" Heather yelled in horror seeing her burned to cinders eyebrows through the reflection of a frying pan
"This is the best day of my life" Gwen said with a grin at the sight of Heather now eyebrowless
"Naruto, go get my makeup bag from the cabin!" Heather ordered the wrestler
"Why me?" Naruto asked confused
"Because I said so!" Heather yelled
"Bitch bitch bitch. That's all you ever are" Naruto grumbled as he left the kitchen
"I need a bathroom break" Leshawna said
"And I need new eyebrows. We don't always get what we want do we. This is a team filled with morons" Heather said with a glare as Naruro came back with the bag
"Here's your makeup bag. Anything else you want from me mistress? Perhaps a shoulder massage or a pedicure?" Naruto asked sarcastically
"Hmmmm a shoulder massage actually sounds-" Heather mused
"Oh hell no!" Leshawna yelled as she stabbed the table with a knife before rushing over and grabbing the makeup bag from Naruto's hand
"Hey!" Heather yelled with a glare as Leshawna tossed the bag to Beth who in turn tossed it to Lindsay
(with Kushina)
"Wow that one has a temper. I love it!!" Kushina cackled as she, Minato, and Izzy were watching the show from a tv on the speed boat
"Honey watch the water!" Minato yelled as the speed boat drove towards a ramp in the water with a flaming ring
"Huh why?" Kushina asked confused not even paying attention as the boat drove through the on fire ring unharmed
"... I think I need to update my will" Minato muttered flatly while Izzy giggled
(Back at the camp)
"Lindsay give me my bag" Heather demanded before Leshawna opened the fridge
"No throw it in here" Leshawna told the blonde bombshell
"Um…. Ooops" Lindsay said as she made to hand it to Heather but in reality tossed it into the fridge. Heather ran after her bag which Leshawna locked the door behind her
"Oops?" Naruto asked Lindsay with a knowing smirk
"Well I said I love my harem sisters more than I fear her, remember?" Lindsay said with a grin
"... you get the first round tonight my dear" Naruto chuckled as he brought her into a hug
"I will destroy you all!! You will pay for this!!" Heather yelled from the locked Fridge
"Yeah sure whatever. Alright Beth go greet Chris since the head chef is indisposed. Everyone else take a small breather before we prep the food for him" Naruto said as the team did just that
"Hey do we need anything else for the ribs?" Cody asked
"We shouldn't but I can take a look in the van and see if there's anything we can add last minute for extra flavor if you want" Naruto offered as maybe there would be some spices to add if needed
"Sure. We'll keep watch" Gwen said with a shrug. Just happy to have a break while Naruto went to check the van one last time
(5 minutes later)
Naruto came back with a small crate of some spices and entered the kitchen "hey good news I found-" Naruto was saying before he saw his team wasn't in the kitchen
A bear was however. And was eating the ribs
"Oh you have just signed your death warrant!" Naruto yelled
The bear looked at Naruto and stood up and roared at him loudly
"tell me something you know the giant blood thristy black bear that was terrorizing the forest weeks ago? The one that disappeared?" Naruto asked unflinching
The bear paused at this but nodded at Naruto
"I beat him to death and ate him." Naruto said with a sick grin
The bear turned pure white at this as he tried to inch towards the back door
"Oh no you don't! Come here yogi!" Naruto yelled as he tackled the bear into the dining room where the rest of his team and the bass Team, Barring Heather, were putting on a restaurant style performance as they prepared to serve Chris their meals
"What the hell?!" Chris yelled wide eyed in a panic
"Anyone want some bear claws after I'm done?!" Naruto yelled as he put the bear in a choke hold
"Babe what the fuck are you doing?!" Gwen yelled
"This bear ate all the ribs and I'm taking it out of his hide!" Naruto yelled as as he put the bear into a sleeper hold as it thrashed to get out only to fail "shh shh. It's okay I'll make your death quick. Just think of honey and picnic baskets till it's over" Naruto said as the bear's eyes started to droop
"Naruto let that bear go!" Bridgette yelled as she didn't want to see her boyfriend kill an animal
"... you're alive because of her" Naruto said as he let the bear go
The bear whined at this as he ran through a wall
"... you're repairing that" Chris told Naruto
"Why me? You have interns" Naruto questioned
"Well gophers sorry to say but if you don't have three courses you're disqualified." Chris said ignoring Naruto's question
This got groans from everyone on the gophers and cheers from the bass team
"By the way where is Heather?" Chris asked the gophers
"She's chilling out" Leshawna said with a grin while Gwen, Bridgette, Beth, and Lindsay giggled
"We should probably let her out" Naruto said with a sigh as the challenge was over
"Too late!" Heather yelled as she came out with her skin blue
"Ah! It's Killer Frost!" Naruto yelled as he pointed at Heather getting laughs from the others
"You're on my list blonde! And what the hell is this?! I didn't approve of a tiki idol" Heather yelled as she inspected the idol Beth had placed on the table for Chris for Ambiance
"Oh it's mine. I got it from the other island" Beth said as she grabbed the idol
"The other island? You mean Bony Island?! The island I specifically said do not take anything from or you would be cursed?!" Chris yelled as He jumped away from the damn idol
"uhhhhh. I didn't know about that! I'll put it back!" Beth yelled as she ran out of the mess hall with the idol
"Well that explains the round of bad luck" Cody said as it did seem weird they'd been losing by landslides against the Bass team
"Well Killer Bass you won so you'll get to enjoy a five star dinner under the stars. Gophers you'll be sending someone home tonight. See you at the campfire ceremony" Chris said with a smile as he left the mess hall
(Confessional)
"Alright so we either get rid of the girl who cursed us or the girl who we had to lock in a fridge to get a moment of peace from. Tough call. Unfortunately as much of a pain in the ass Heather is, she didn't curse us with a bad losing streak. So unfortunately she's gotta go" Naruto said to the camera simply. It wasn't anything personal to the geeky girl but that curse fucked them over bad and needed to be remedied
(Confessional end)
At the campfire ceremony everyone barring Beth and Heather received their marshmallows to determine who would stay
"And the final marshmallow goes to…….. Heather" Chris said as he tossed the marshmallow to the queen bee
"Duh you should've never taken that stupid idol" Heather said with a glare at Beth before she left the campfire back to the cabin
"Sorry girl" Leshawna said to Beth as she frowned at her friend
"We can still text right?, Lindsay asked as she looked at her friend
"of course Lindsay! And It's fine. It's my own fault for picking up that tiki idol" Beth said with a small sad smile
"You put it back right?" Naruto asked curiously
"Y-yeah of course" Beth said with a small stutter
"... you hesitated there….. why?" Naruto asked
"Oi you're wasting time here!" Chris yelled As he Dragged Beth towards the boat of losers
"Oi! Let us have time with our friend you over the hill hack!" Naruto yelled at Chris
"Nope get on the boat" Chris told the geeky girl as she got on as it left the dock
"You're such an asshole" Naruto grumbled
"I don't want to hear that from mr light my condo on fire" Chris said with a glare
"Hey you're the one who was babysitting me and left me in the kitchen alone when I was 4!" Naruto yelled back
"Whatever. Side bar gophers you should probably burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes" Chris told them
"Ok, will Chef lend us some sage?" Leshawna asked
"Nope! So good luck with that!" Chris said with a laugh as he walked away
"I know where some are. I'll go get some" Naruto offered
"Not alone you ain't sugar" Leshawna told him as she and his girls nodded
"I just can't say no to you all. Alright let's go" Naruto said to his ladies
"You know if this is an excuse for privacy with your ladies you can just say so" Cody said with a deadpan tone
"I don't make you tell me you're gonna spend time with Katie do I? Our privacy is our business like yours is to your business dude" Naruto said with a scoff
"... fair point have fun" Cody said with a shrug as he walked away
"... so Lindsay's first right?" Gwen asked with a smirk
"Yup let's go to the cave" Naruto said with a grin at his ladies before they left for the woods.
(Early morning)
After a very physical night with his ladies a tired Naruto came back to the male cabins at 1 am where he saw the bass team males dragging Harold's bed towards the docks
"Really this is the best you have planned? Throw him in the water at 1 am? I thought you guys were better than that?" Naruto asked with a sigh
"We're not. We stole all his clothes so he'll wake up naked for everyone in the camp to see as soon as he wakes up" Duncan said with a smirk
"Impressive. Needs more sharks though" Naruto said before whistling lowly as to not wake up Harold as he did so 3 sharks surfaced saluting Naruto awaiting orders
"Fin, Fang, Jaw. You have an important task in the morning. As soon as this moron wakes up you put the fear of god into him!. Do I make myself clear?!" Naruto ordered acting like a drill sergeant as they nodded before sinking back down into the water
"...it kind of scares me that you can just command them dude" Geoff admitted
"Please I could've sent bears or monster beavers from Bony island after him in the morning instead. He's lucky I'm feeling nice" Naruto said with a smirk as he helped them drag the bed to the dock
(The next morning)
Harold groaned as a bright light hit his face. He stood out of bed to see what was waking him up so early on a day where there was no challenge
"Hi Harold!" Bridgette's voice said holding in a snicker as she and the other ladies involved with Naruto were in a canoe with Naruto himself
They weren't the only ones however as all the remaining campers were around. Even Heather was watching with a smirk
"What's going on?" Harold asked with a groan only to feel very, very cold all of a sudden.
"I think you're missing something there" Naruto said with a smirk as he pointed to the nerd. Harold looked down to see something that would shock and horrify him.
He was naked. Naked in front of all the others. Especially the girls. In a panic he grabbed the pillow from his bunk to cover himself
"I feel so bad" Courtney said as she shook her head
"Why cause of the prank?" Duncan asked curiously
"No, I feel bad for any girl dumb enough to sleep with him. Such a disappointment" Courtney said with a smirk to the punk
"Ha!" Naruto and Duncan laughed at this
"So have you learned your lesson?" Geoff asked with a smug grin
"Ok! Yes! I learned my lesson! I'll never leave my crusty underwear out in the cabin again" Harold yelled making the girls grimace
"Ewww" Lindsay, Heather, and Gwen shuddered at the admittance
"Ok I think he got it through his head" Duncan said with a smug grin
"Maybe but he still owes me for insulting my girls!" Naruto yelled as he snapped his fingers as the 3 sharks appeared from the water and dragged Harold into the water "you have clean clothes in the cabin. They are yours if you survive! Fin, Fang, Jaw! Rip and tear!" Naruto ordered the sharks who grinned maliciously at Harold who screamed in fright as he swam away buck ass naked
"Naruto" Bridgette said as she gave Naruto a look as the sharks started to chase Harold
"Oh relax I told them beforehand no killing. Though they are allowed to leave scars" Naruto said with a smirk
"I can't believe I'm dating you" Bridgette said with a sigh
"Oh you love it my gorgeous surfer girl" Naruto said wrapping an arm around her shoulders as they watched the chase ensue between sharks and nerd for the morning
"How are they even moving on land?" Gwen asked as they all watched as the sharks continued to chase Harold even on land
"training with me,They can only do it for like 30 minutes though." Naruto said with a grin
"... you scare me sometimes whiskers" Duncan said amused at the chase occurring.
Here's the teams listing so you're aware of who's still in for each team each chapter
Screaming Gophers: Naruto, Gwen, Bridgette, Heather, Lindsay, Leshawna, Cody,
Killer bass: Courtney, Duncan, Katie, Harold, Geoff, DJ
Eliminations: Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Sadie, Tyler, Izzy (technically), Owen, Beth,