Let's go Move it Move it

by miguelcopier

Four zoo animals were shipped and marooned on an island called Madagascar after one animal wanted to experience the wild. Now they have to survive in the wild and wait for help to come and take them back home to the zoo. But what happens when one of the animals gets more than they bargain for in the wild? Will they survive from one of their own?

1. Chapter 1

Let's go Move it Move it

Chapter 1

In the beginning, the island of Madagascar appears in a daydream. A zebra yells like Tarzan and jumps out of the vine after swinging it as the choir penguins in their black bowties sing Born Free by John Barry and they fly as he runs and jumps to the water in slow motion as a lion appears sneaking towards the zebra as if almost in the middle of a dream he jumps up snapping him out of his dream

Surprise! the lion said

(Screams) the zebra screamed

The zebra falls from the treadmill and crashes into a fence

Sorry. the lion said

(Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers)

Stan! the zebra said

(Stan Smith from American Dad)

Yeah? Stan said

Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming! the zebra said

I said sorry. Stan said

When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone. the zebra said

Come on, Gene. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday! Stan said

Hey, man. Thanks! Gene said

Stan expresses pain on the right side of his jaw

Oh, ah! Oh! Stan said

What's wrong? Gene said

Hey, um... Stan said

Yeah? Gene said

I got s...i got something stuck in my teeth. Stan said

Really? Gene said

It's driving me crazy! Stan said

Really? Gene said

Can you help me out here? Please? Stan said

Ah! You came to the right place, my friend. Gene said

Great. Stan said

Doctor Gene, D.D.S., is in the house! Gene said

Thank you so much. Stan said

No problem. Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may. Gene said

Stan opens his mouth, but Gene can't see anything, because it's dark

Well? Stan said

I don't see anything. Gene said

It's on the left. Stan said

Ow! Gene said

Oh, sorry. Stan said

Okay, just don't talk with your mouth full. Gene said

Got it. Stan said

Aha! Right here. Gene said

Gene takes out a snow globe and holds it

Well? Stan said

What the heck is this doing in there? Gene said

Happy birthday! Stan sad

Aww, hey, thanks, man. Gene said

No problem. Stan said

You put it in behind the tooth. You're all right. Gene said

You're welcome. Stan said

It looks so cool. Gene said

I know right? These aren't even on the shelf yet. Stan said

What? Gene said

Here! Check it out. Check it out! Look at that. Ooh! Look at that! Ooh! Stan said

Look at that. It's snowing. Gene said

Ten years old, huh? A decade. Double digits. The big 1-0! Stan said

Gene becomes a little sad while looking at the snow globe

You don't like it? Stan said

No, no, it's great! Gene said

You hate it. Ugh! I should've gotten you the Alex alarm clock. That's the one. That's the big seller. Stan said

No, no, no. The present's great. Really. Gene said

Then what's wrong? Stan said

It's just that another year's come and gone and I'm still doing the same old thing. Gene said

What thing? Stan said

"Stand over here. Trot over there. Eat some grass. Walk back over here." Gene said

I see your problem. Stan said

Maybe i should go to law school. Gene said

You just need to break out of that boring routine. Stan said

How? Gene said

Throw out the old act. Get out there! Who knows what you're gonna do?

Huh? Gene said

Make it up as you go along. Stan said

Huh? Gene said

Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly. Boom, boom, boom! Stan said

Really? Gene said

You know, make it fresh. Stan said

Fresh, huh? OK. I could do fresh. Gene said

Works for me. Stan said

Earth Wind and Fire's Boogie Wonderland plays as the statue monkeys ring the bell at the front of the zoo ring at the zoo's opening hour at 9:00 AM as the People are coming Stan bursts with excitement about them

Here come the people, Gene! Stan said

I know. Gene said

Oh, i love the people! Stan said

I know. Gene said

It's fun people fun time! Whoo! Stan said

Stan hops into a hippo's habitat and tap dances on a hippo's butt

Let's go, Stella! Up and at 'em! We're open! Stan said

(Stella Vermillion from Chiverly of a Failed Knight)

(Yawning) What day is it? Stella said

It's Friday! Field trip day! Dadadadada! Boom! Let's go! Come on! Stan said

Yes, it's field trip day. Let's get up and go. Stella said

Come on! Stan said

10 more minutes. Stella said

Ricocheting off a lamppost Stan arrives at the roof of a pen where a timid giraffe with constant health problems or so he thinks lives

Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple. Let's go! Stan said

(Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Tunes)

(Scoffs) Not for me. I'm calling in sick. Foghorn said

What? Stan said

I found a brown. I say i found a brown spot on my shoulder. Foghorn said

Seriously? Stan said

Right here. See? Right there. Right there. You see? Foghorn said

Foghorn? Stan said

Yeah? Foghorn said

You know it's all in your head. Hmm? Stan said

Kids and adults burst through the zoo gates eager to view the animals and Stan

Let's go! Come on! a kid said

As rushed parents threw away their coffee cups in the trash Mason the chimp yawns retrieves a newspaper a half-empty coffee cup and a bagel and returns to his roommate Phil a mute chimp who doesn't speak

Phil! Mason said

(Snooring) Phil snored

Wake up, you filthy monkey. Mason said

Mason gives Phil his coffee while he reads the newspaper and eats his bagel Meanwhile Gene prepares to give his audience something special for his birthday

Oh, I'm going to be fresh. Straight out of the ground. Tasty fresh! Freshalicious. Gene said

Gene sips some water and spits it out

Ziploc fresh. Gene said

An eager crowd awaits outside Stan's rock as they wait for their king to emerge

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the Central Park Zoo proudly presents... the announcer said

Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! the kids said

Backstage Stan prepares himself for another day of people pleasing

Oh! Show them the cat! Who's the cat? Whoo! Stan said

The King of New York City. the announcer said

Stan the Lion! Stan and the announcer both said

Ahhhh! Stan and the kids both said

Here we go! Stan said

It's showtime! Gene said

Simultaneously as Stan emerges and turns on the fan blowing his mane

Perfect. Stan said

Stan emerges on his rock and lets out his signature roar

Roar! Stan roared

The crowds go wild as this is what he lived for a cameraman takes pictures of him meanwhile folks gather around Gene's pen to see his act

Gather around, people. The big show is about to start. Check out the zebra taking care of biz. That's right. Gene said

Sucking up some water Gene performs impossibly impressive water tricks with his mouth then sprays at 3 adults this amazes the kids and attracts photographers to take pictures of him while a series of pictures show Stella's swimming tricks and Foghorn's MRI and medication treatments Meanwhile on another side of the zoo the four penguin brothers who are also agents Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private are plotting something of their mission

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report! Skipper said

Kowalski, the brains of the group, emerges from a hole dug out previously by the penguins

We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line. Kowalski said

And the bad news? Skipper said

Kowalski takes out a broken spoon

We've broken our last shovel. Kowalski said

Right? Skipper said

Skipper turns to his weapon specialist Rico

Rico, you're on litter patrol. Skipper said

Yay. Rico said

We need shovels. Skipper said

Okay. Rico said

And find more Popsicle sticks. Skipper said

Okay. Rico said

We don't want to risk another cave-in. Skipper said

Got it. Rico said

Rico jumps into the pool to look for the stuff

Skipper? Private said

Private the youngest of the group perks up

Yes Private? Skipper said

And me, Skipper? Private said

Do you want a job Private? Skipper said

Yes. I do. Private said

I want you to look cute and cuddly, Private. Skipper said

Okay. Private said

Good. Today we're gonna blow this dump. Skipper said

Rico snatches a plastic spoon from a boy eating his frozen yogurt Gene meanwhile at sunset impresses his last fans by making fart noises with his armpits

Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet! Ha-ha. Gene said

The mesmerized kids are hauled away by disgusted and confused parents

Well, the show's over, folks. Thanks for coming. I hope you thought it was fresh. I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life. 365 days a year, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Kwanzaa. Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets. Gene said

Gene sips on his beverage before finishing his sentence

And tip your cabbie, because he's broke. Gene said

Suddenly a pair of shovels dig up from the ground and the penguin brothers emerge

What the? Gene said

You, quadruped. Skipper said

Yeah? Gene said

Sprechen sie Englisch? Skipper said

I sprechen. Gene said

What continent is this? Skipper said

Manhattan. Gene said

Hoover Dam! We're still in New York. Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive! Skipper said

Hey, hey! You in the tux! Wait a minute! Gene said

What is it? Skipper said

What are you guys doing? Gene said

We're digging to Antarctica. Private said

Private receives a slap from Skipper to silence him

Ant-who-tica? Gene said

Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Skipper said

Gene nods and leans down to listen to the little secret without the others noticing

Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? Skipper said

Gene shakes his head as if to say no

Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. Skipper said

Oh. Gene said

We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild! Skipper said

What? Gene said

Wow the wild just what is Skipper talking about and how will Gene respond stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED