Let's go Move it Move it
Chapter 2
It was a normal day at the zoo as four animals were ready to start their performances for the people but some animals were planning to get out
Earth Wind and Fire's Boogie Wonderland plays as the statue monkeys ring the bell at the front of the zoo ring at the zoo's opening hour at 9:00 AM as the People are coming Stan bursts with excitement about them
Here come the people, Gene! Stan said
I know. Gene said
Oh, i love the people! Stan said
I know. Gene said
It's fun people fun time! Whoo! Stan said
Stan hops into a hippo's habitat and tap dances on a hippo's butt
Let's go, Stella! Up and at 'em! We're open! Stan said
(Stella Vermillion from Chiverly of a Failed Knight)
(Yawning) What day is it? Stella said
It's Friday! Field trip day! Dadadadada! Boom! Let's go! Come on! Stan said
Yes, it's field trip day. Let's get up and go. Stella said
Come on! Stan said
10 more minutes. Stella said
Ricocheting off a lamppost Stan arrives at the roof of a pen where a timid giraffe with constant health problems or so he thinks lives
Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple. Let's go! Stan said
(Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Tunes)
(Scoffs) Not for me. I'm calling in sick. Foghorn said
What? Stan said
I found a brown. I say i found a brown spot on my shoulder. Foghorn said
Seriously? Stan said
Right here. See? Right there. Right there. You see? Foghorn said
Foghorn? Stan said
Yeah? Foghorn said
You know it's all in your head. Hmm? Stan said
Kids and adults burst through the zoo gates eager to view the animals and Stan
Let's go! Come on! a kid said
As rushed parents threw away their coffee cups in the trash Mason the chimp yawns retrieves a newspaper a half-empty coffee cup and a bagel and returns to his roommate Phil a mute chimp who doesn't speak
Phil! Mason said
(Snooring) Phil snored
Wake up, you filthy monkey. Mason said
Mason gives Phil his coffee while he reads the newspaper and eats his bagel Meanwhile Gene prepares to give his audience something special for his birthday
Oh, I'm going to be fresh. Straight out of the ground. Tasty fresh! Freshalicious. Gene said
Gene sips some water and spits it out
Ziploc fresh. Gene said
An eager crowd awaits outside Stan's rock as they wait for their king to emerge
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the Central Park Zoo proudly presents... the announcer said
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! the kids said
Backstage Stan prepares himself for another day of people pleasing
Oh! Show them the cat! Who's the cat? Whoo! Stan said
The King of New York City. the announcer said
Stan the Lion! Stan and the announcer both said
Ahhhh! Stan and the kids both said
Here we go! Stan said
It's showtime! Gene said
Simultaneously as Stan emerges and turns on the fan blowing his mane
Perfect. Stan said
Stan emerges on his rock and lets out his signature roar
Roar! Stan roared
The crowds go wild as this is what he lived for a cameraman takes pictures of him meanwhile folks gather around Gene's pen to see his act
Gather around, people. The big show is about to start. Check out the zebra taking care of biz. That's right. Gene said
Sucking up some water Gene performs impossibly impressive water tricks with his mouth then sprays at 3 adults this amazes the kids and attracts photographers to take pictures of him while a series of pictures show Stella's swimming tricks and Foghorn's MRI and medication treatments Meanwhile on another side of the zoo the four penguin brothers who are also agents Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private are plotting something of their mission
Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report! Skipper said
Kowalski, the brains of the group, emerges from a hole dug out previously by the penguins
We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line. Kowalski said
And the bad news? Skipper said
Kowalski takes out a broken spoon
We've broken our last shovel. Kowalski said
Right? Skipper said
Skipper turns to his weapon specialist Rico
Rico, you're on litter patrol. Skipper said
Yay. Rico said
We need shovels. Skipper said
Okay. Rico said
And find more Popsicle sticks. Skipper said
Okay. Rico said
We don't want to risk another cave-in. Skipper said
Got it. Rico said
Rico jumps into the pool to look for the stuff
Skipper? Private said
Private the youngest of the group perks up
Yes Private? Skipper said
And me, Skipper? Private said
Do you want a job Private? Skipper said
Yes. I do. Private said
I want you to look cute and cuddly, Private. Skipper said
Okay. Private said
Good. Today we're gonna blow this dump. Skipper said
Rico snatches a plastic spoon from a boy eating his frozen yogurt Gene meanwhile at sunset impresses his last fans by making fart noises with his armpits
Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet! Ha-ha. Gene said
The mesmerized kids are hauled away by disgusted and confused parents
Well, the show's over, folks. Thanks for coming. I hope you thought it was fresh. I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life. 365 days a year, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Kwanzaa. Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets. Gene said
Gene sips on his beverage before finishing his sentence
And tip your cabbie, because he's broke. Gene said
Suddenly a pair of shovels dig up from the ground and the penguin brothers emerge
What the? Gene said
You, quadruped. Skipper said
Yeah? Gene said
Sprechen sie Englisch? Skipper said
I sprechen. Gene said
What continent is this? Skipper said
Manhattan. Gene said
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York. Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive! Skipper said
Hey, hey! You in the tux! Wait a minute! Gene said
What is it? Skipper said
What are you guys doing? Gene said
We're digging to Antarctica. Private said
Private receives a slap from Skipper to silence him
Ant-who-tica? Gene said
Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Skipper said
Gene nods and leans down to listen to the little secret without the others noticing
Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? Skipper said
Gene shakes his head as if to say no
Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. Skipper said
Oh. Gene said
We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild! Skipper said
What? Gene said
You heard me. To the wild. Skipper said
the penguin brothers high-five each other as Skipper slaps Private again
The wild? You could actually go there? That sounds great. Gene said
Before Gene can thank them the penguin brothers have already gone down the hole
Hey, hold up! Where is this place?! Tell me where it is! Gene said
Skipper alone emerges from the hole pushing his face
You didn't see anything...right? Skipper said
Yes, sir! Oh! Uh, i'm sorry. No, sir. Gene said
Good. Skipper said
Skipper dives back into the hole and seals the hole entrance with Gene's cup
For his final appearance of the day, the king of New York City. Stan the Lion! the announcer said
Roar! Stan said
And the bells are ringing because it's time to go home and close the Zoo
Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are great. You're a great crowd. Give yourselves a hand, huh? Thank you. Stan said
It looks like the people are heading home and the animals are about to rest and sleep tonight also stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
