Let's go Move it Move it
Chapter 3
While Gene was done showing off all of his tricks to some people he was about to meet some penguins
Gene meanwhile meanwhile at sunset, impresses his last fans by making fart noises with his armpits
Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet! Ha-ha. Gene said
The mesmerized kids are hauled away by disgusted and confused parents
Well, the show's over, folks. Thanks for coming. I hope you thought it was fresh. I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life. 365 days a year, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Kwanzaa. Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets. Gene said
Gene sips on his beverage before finishing his sentence
And tip your cabbie, because he's broke. Gene said
Suddenly a pair of shovels dig up from the ground and the penguin brothers emerge
What the? Gene said
You, quadruped. Skipper said
Yeah? Gene said
Sprechen sie Englisch? Skipper said
I sprechen. Gene said
What continent is this? Skipper said
Manhattan. Gene said
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York. Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive! Skipper said
Hey, hey! You in the tux! Wait a minute! Gene said
What is it? Skipper said
What are you guys doing? Gene said
We're digging to Antarctica. Private said
Private receives a slap from Skipper to silence him
Ant-who-tica? Gene said
Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Skipper said
Gene nods and leans down to listen to the little secret without the others noticing
Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? Skipper said
Gene shakes his head as if to say no
Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. Skipper said
Oh. Gene said
We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild! Skipper said
What? Gene said
You heard me. To the wild. Skipper said
the penguin brothers high-five each other as Skipper slaps Private again
The wild? You could actually go there? That sounds great. Gene said
Before Gene can thank them the penguin brothers have already gone down the hole
Hey, hold up! Where is this place?! Tell me where it is! Gene said
Skipper alone emerges from the hole pushing his face
You didn't see anything...right? Skipper said
Yes, sir! Oh! Uh, i'm sorry. No, sir. Gene said
Good. Skipper said
Skipper dives back into the hole and seals the hole entrance with Gene's cup
For his final appearance of the day, the king of New York City. Stan the Lion! the announcer said
Roar! Stan said
And the bells are ringing because it's time to go home and close the Zoo
Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are great. You're a great crowd. Give yourselves a hand, huh? Thank you. Stan said
Some underpants flies in Stan's face
Oh. Thank you. Oh! Well. Thank you. Oh, that's too kind. Too kind. Stan said
Stan sling shoots the I Heart NY undies which land on Foghorn's nose
Aah! Underpants! I say underpants. Foghorn said
The humans left the zoo as it was closing soon
Everybody, please get home safe. Hey! Check out my Website. Twenty-four hour Stan Cam. Watch me sleep. Stan said
Dusk hits the zoo and the staff roams the zoo with a band of chefs and groomers to relax the exhausted animals of their hard work Gene gets his hooves polished like shoes and receives a fresh patch of green grass from the chef as a birthday meal
Alright. Gene said
Stella receives a wide variety of fruit for her meal while drying in a big towel and polishing her nails for a massage
This is the life. Stella said
Foghorn is still getting medical treatment
That's the spot. Foghorn said
A chef reveals a tray full of medications and vitamins to make him feel better
Oh! I'm in heaven. Foghorn said
Stan seems to get the most treatment out of all the animals and receives mane grooming nail trimming and a full pack of steak meal
Perfect. Stan said
Stan devours the steak in a number of seconds leaving a bone.
Delicious. Stan said
Later that night the four friends gather through a small party to celebrate Gene's 10th birthday
Ooh, happy birthday! Stella said
Just rip it open. Come on! Stan said
What is it? What is it? Gene said
Come on. Open it up. What did you get? What have you got? What have you got? Stella said
Gene opened a present and it was a thermometer
Yeah! A thermometer. Gene said
Yup. Foghorn said
Thanks. I love it, Foghorn. I love it. Gene said
Gene puts the thermometer in his mouth with style
Yeah, i wanted to give you something personal. Foghorn said
I know. Thanks. Gene said
You know, that was my first rectal thermometer. Foghorn said
Your first what? Gene said
My first rectal. I say my first rectal thermometer. Foghorn said
Your first rectal thermometer? Gene said
Yup. Foghorn said
Mother-?! Gene said
Gene proceeds to gag at the thought and spits out the thermometer while licking his tongue
I'll miss that bad boy. Foghorn said
Okay. Get the cake. Stan said
Got it. Stella said
Foghorn, come on. Stan said
Alright. Foghorn said
Foghorn then blows a party tooter
Hmm... the other animals except Gene singed
(Happy.)
(Birth.)
(Day.)
(To.)
(You.)
(You.)
(Live.)
(In.)
(A zoo.)
(You.)
(Look.)
(Like a.)
(Mon.)
(Key.)
(Aaaaand.)
(You smell.)
(Like.)
(One.)
(Too!)
Mason spits out his coffee
I say! Mason said
Phil smells his armpits and faints
Aw, well, now, you guys are just embarrassing me. And yourselves. Gene said
What are you talking about? We worked on that all week. Stan said
Let's go. Let's make a wish, babycakes. Stella said
Gene blows out the candle shaped like a 10 then takes a big bite out of the cake
Come on. What'd you wish for? Stan said
Nope. Can't tell you that. Gene said
Come on. Tell. Stan said
No, siree. I'm telling you, it's bad luck. Gene said
What? Stan said
You want some bad luck, i'll blab it out. Gene said
What? Stan said
But if you want to be safe, I'll keep my mouth shut. Gene said
Oh, for crying out loud, Gene. Stella said
Yeah? Gene said
Would you just tell us? Stella said
But... Gene said
I mean, really. What could happen? Stella said
OK. Gene said
Good. Stella said
I wished i could go to the wild! Gene said
The wild?! Whoa! Stan said
Stan falls over the balcony of his home
Foghorn swallows the party tooter and chokes
Stella drops her jaw with a shocked look on her face
I told you it was bad luck. Gene said
Stella tries to get the party tooter out of Foghorn's throat
The wild? Are you nuts? Stan said
Huh? Gene said
That is the worst idea i've ever heard. Stan said
(Coughs) it's unsanitary. Foghorn said
And stupid. Stella said
The penguins are going. So why can't i? Gene said
The penguins are psychotic. Stan said
Come on. Just imagine going back to nature. Back to your roots. Clean air, wide-open spaces! Gene said
Well, i hear they have wide-open spaces in Connecticut. Stella said
Connecticut? Gene said
Yeah. What you got to do is you got to go over to Grand Central. Then you got to take the Metro-North train...north? Foghorn said
So one could take the train? Just hypothetically. Gene said
Gene, come on. What would Connecticut have to offer us? Stan said
Lyme disease. I say Lyme disease. Foghorn said
Thank you, Foghorn. Stan said
No, no, really! Really, i just want... Gene said
There's certainly none of this in the wild. Stan said
Stan was shoving his steak at Gene's face
Plus, this is a highly refined... Stan said
But. Gene said
Type of... Stan said
But. Gene said
Food thing... Stan said
But. Gene said
That you do not find in the wild. Stan said
Have you ever thought there might be more to life than steak, Stan? Gene said
He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no. Stan said
The animals were shocked to hear about Gene's wish that he wanted to experience the wild stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED