Episode 4: Heroes:
The city of Royal Woods was under attack by mole creatures that came from the surface, and were attacking people and destroying property.
Queens of Diamonds and Royal Flush, drive around the corner in Queen's pink car, giving their report to the other Full House.
"Guys, we got rock monsters from the surface attacking the streets." Royal Flush sighed. "I was hoping to be Mucus people."
The Rest of the gang, in Vanzilla with High Card in the front, driving through elsewhere streets. "We'll be there in ten minutes."
Back with the twins, they've already started fighting the mole men; Queens of Diamonds throwing her tiara to break them in pieces and Royal Flush mash them with her strong wrench. Queens spotted one of the molemen trying to get the reporter and camera man, she jumps in the air and kicks him to the ground.
"I hope you're getting this." Queens smiled as she went back to the fight. The two fought until they were back-to-back.
Vanzilla arrived after running over some Molemen. The gang got out and went into a defensive circle as the Molemen approached. Before they fought, however, a energy bolt blasted the molemen.
"Need some help, heroes!" The Full House turned to see who'd helped them. A young Asian man, who's body is pure energy, and the one who'd fired an energy bolt, spoke up again. "Superb's are here to kick some ass!" He and the three other heroes struck poses.
A brown hair young man with glasses wears a purple spandex, yellow gloves and boots, was the leader, and a yellow logo on his chest which is a reverse z. A blonde woman who wears the same thing as the man with glasses. A young Asian man who is floating next to the blonde woman and is made out pure black energy. Finally, a bulk size humanoid molten rock.
"Who the heck are they?!" Queens asked.
"Later, we got some pest to take care off." Ace said to Queens.
Strong Suit punched aside several creatures, seemingly uninterested in the fight. That changed when more Molemen outnumbered her as they attack her at once. Luckily, the humanoid molten rock man jumps in and save Strong Suit by easily beat them up.
"You should probably train more; you get sloppy and easily let the big guys walked over you." He laughed.
"A vein throbbed on Strong Suit's forehead. "Excused me?" She throws a powerful punch on one of the mole men as it flies towards the store.
"Joking, kid," He apologized, "Just joking."
Willy, High Card, Night Club, and Royal Flush flew forward, slamming into a small group of monsters and knocking them off the platform. Beside them, the man wearing glasses stretch both his arms to wrap around the molemen and throws them at the molemen who were fighting Ace and the others.
"Your welcome by the way." He smiled.
The Deuce throws explosive dirty diapers at the Molemen which knock them out while Queen of Diamonds punch more of the molemen and when she was punch the last one, it got blasted by that energy man. "Hey, you, that on is mine!" Queen shouted at him.
"You got to be quicker, kid." He smirked as he fired more Molemen.
Queens of Diamonds growled from that remarked.
Eleven of Hearts, The Joker, Eight of Spades, and Card Counter were surrounded by Molemen. Suddenly, one of the mole men turn on his kind and starts beating up molemen that were surrounding them. They were confuse by this until they saw a blonde woman phase out of mole man as it collapsed.
"That was too easy. I can't believe you guys are having a hard time with this." She said as she ran to the next area.
"What's her problem?" Eight of Spades asked.
"Maybe she's going through a 'phase'. HAHAHAHA! Get it?"
Ace and One-Eyed Jack were fighting the molemen together.
"These things don't give up." One-Eyed Jack said to his best friend.
"I know. How many of them are there?" Ace said.
"Hang tight, kids." The two see him flying next to them. Gathering his energy, he unleashed an energy burst on every mole men in this area. The Heroes hide or take cover on Vanzilla from that burst. The remaining molemen went back underground in fear and never return. Queens was one of The Full House got out of hiding and stared at the new heroes.
"Who the heck are those guys?
After the molemen departed, The Superb's took center-stage when the news crew approach them. The Full House except for Queens of Diamonds didn't exactly mind, since none of them really liked the attention, but they were annoyed by The man in glasses speech about justice and peace in a nerdy way.
"I may be a scientist, but I won't say anything like that." Card Counter said with her arms crossed.
"Who cares about that. Those losers are getting the attention and the ones I save never come up to me and say 'Thank you, Queen'" Queen angrily said.
"We're not here for affection, Queens. Our job is to protect Royal Wood's from crime." Ace said.
"Sure whatever." Queens of Hearts stormed over to the Superb's. "Alright you! Who are you and why did you try to steal our hero thing?!" She questioned them.
"Oh, how rude of us; we didn't introduce ourselves. My name is Jack Richard but you can call me 'Mr. Superb', I'm the leader of this team." Mr. Superb greeted. "This is my wife Sarah but you can call her Phantom Woman."
Phantom Woman scoffed at her.
"Forgive her. She not a found to team up with others." Mr. Superb.
"Terry is the name, but you can call me Energy Man. What's up?" Energy Man greet as he wicked at High Card and Eleven of Hearts. High Card shrugged that but Eleven of Hearts blush of that.
"And I'm Lava Man but my real name is Ted." Lava Man greet.
"And just like you guys were here to do some good here in Royal Woods." Mr. Superb explained.
"And the freaky powers?" Queens asked.
"Well, it happens several months ago..."
*FLASHBACK*
"We've been working at Chandler's Research Center working on a particle fusion, but we were accidentally expose by radiation."
The Radiation beamed on the four scientist as they cried in agony. Terry manage to shut down the fusion just before he a few seconds, there started to feel pain as if their bodies began to change. Richard's body becomes flat, Sarah's body start's to phase on the floor, Terry's entire body transform into an living energy, and Ted's body grown bigger as his body burst into flames; creating "The Superb's".
*FLASHBACK END*
"And thanks to Chandler's support and the government's fund, we construct our own headquarters and become people's public superheros." Mr. Superb finish explaining there back stories."
"Uh, Honey, we need to go now." She whispered into her husband.
"Oh, that's right. We love to stay and chat but we have to head back, we'll be looking forward to work side by side." Mr. Superb said as he and his team leave. Energy Man purred to High Card and Eleven of Hearts as he join back to his team.
"High Card, why was Energy Man purring at us. Is he like a cat?" She asked High Card.
"You serious."
Back at the cave...
The Full House watched the Superb's sponsor and CEO, Chandler Sr, insult The Full House, calling them "childish" and "Unstable" at national television.
"Doesn't he know that I'm much older." Wild Card Willy.
"I can't listen to this any more of this." Ace said as he turned off the monitor.
"It's bad enough enough that they stole our victory, but that guy has the gall to take cheap shots at us." Queens of Hearts grumbled.
"Like father and like son. Both only care about the money and has a big ego." One-Eyed Jack said.
"Well, I don't know about Chandler's dad," Said Eleven of Hearts, "but the The Superb's seem all right, especially that energy man guy. He's cute." She glanced up to see the team giving her weird looks. "What? He does look cute."
The Superb's HQ...
The Superb's sat around, surrounded by money and sample of their merchandise. Energy Man (who is not in his energy form and wears the same costume as Mr. Superb) playing video games, Mr. Superb and Phantom Woman are talking to each other, and Lava Man eating a sandwich but accidentally melt it as he cusses.
"This is the life," Terry said, "Not only we got awesome powers but we've become celebrity."
"Don't get to comfortable, Terry, these powers we have are only temporarily until Chandler Sr. creates a cure." Mr. Superb sad to Terry.
"AW, Lame. I love my power and beside this going to help get those girls I spotted." Terry said.
"I doubt it's going to happen." Lava Man smirked.
"You don't know that. At least I'm going to get some those asses, you can't touch anything without melting things."
Lava Man growled angrily. "You wanna repeat that."
"Gentlemen, Gentlemen!" The Superb's turned to see Chandler Sr. enter the room, "There is no need to fight over something dumb. You're all suppose to be a team, now, I got a call a prison break out at Blackwoods. You must get there."
"We'll be there. Let's go boys." Sarah said as she and the others leave.
"Oh, Chandler, are you still working on that cure?" Mr. Superb asked.
"Yes, we're still working on the cure. But it's going to take longer than we thought."
"It will be faster if I could help."
"Thank you but the city need you and your team. Don't worry I'll let you know when we figure this out. In the meantime, you go do some work." Chandler Sr said as he leaves the room.
Mr. Superb is getting suspicious about his words.
Chandler Sr.'s cell phone ring. He picked it up and answer it. "Yes, it's what...scan again, I don't want anyone to know about this." His phone beeps. "Hang on I got another call," He answer it. "Hello? Oh, General I didn't except you to call me...yes, I know...I kept them under control..." He sighed, "I'll make sure of it, sir."
Blackwoods Penitentiary...
There was no rest in the life a superhero, as Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack, Eleven of Hearts, and Queens Of Hearts knew as they worked to stop a prison breakout. Firebug, was attempting to free Pain and King . Ace and One-Eyed throws explosive cards at him, causing him to fall on the ground.
"Alright, Firebug," Ace said, "Who's hiring you to free Pain and King Rat?"
"Like I'm going to answer to you, losers." Firebug said as he sent a wave of fire into to them. But they quickly got out of the way.
"Give it up, Firebug! You're outnumbered!" One-Eye Jack said.
Firebug suddenly smiled. "Who said I would be alone?" Firebug used his flame to creates fire minion. "You like it? My boss inject me with something that will allow me to control fire."
The fire minions charged towards the heroes. They know they can't touch it so they got to used ice cards to freeze them.
They did so and were very successful, but more of these things keep coming and they're almost out of Ice Cards. As it seems to be that their going to lose, The Superb's show up to help.
"Not them." Queens Of Hearts growled.
Lava Man take on the fire minion as he absorb some the fire minions, Phantom Woman creates a force field on to those fire minions as it burn out without any air, Energy Man blast most of the fire minion as he wicked at Eleven of Hearts which made her blush, and Mr. Superb who uses his freeze gun to freeze all the Fire creatures and then smash them with his mallet hands.
"We have this under control!" Queens of Hearts said.
"Oh, really?" Phantom Woman spot Firebug as he tries to escape but was caught by her force field, shake him until he's out. "Because this guy was trying to escape." Phantom Woman smirked.
Queens of Hearts growled.
Back at the cave:
"They did it again! We could have stop Firebug but those losers show up and steal the glory from us!" Queens then realized something, "You know what, I think criminals pretending to superheroes."
"That's ridiculous." Ace said while looking at the monitors.
"Come on, Lincoln. You're suppose to be an detective or something, you should have at least be more cautions of their sudden arrival." Queen angrily said with her arm crossed.
"Of course I am and I did do further research on there background info and their clean. Also, you heard what Mr. Superb said, he and the others were scientists until that accident. Besides, it's nice we get more superheroes in Royal Woods." Ace said.
"Well, I like don't random superheros coming to our home town and steals our thing."
"You never complain about some other superheroes like Midnight, Haiku the Black Witch, and Watterson the Wonder Dog."
"That's because we known them before they become heroes."
"Look, why don't you go on a patrol and see if you can find some you wanted to take without The Superb's involving." Ace said.
"Fine." Queens got into her car and drove off out of the cave.
"One of these days she's going to sell us out for a high profit." Ace said to himself.
On the streets:
Queens have been driving the through streets for hours and found nothing. When she stops at a red light, she turn her head to left and sees a store where there toys of The Superb's. This gets Queens feel more frustrated and as she grip tightening on the steering wheel. But she snap out of it when pick up a silent alarm on the car's monitor. The silent alarm is coming from one of labs own by Chandler's dad. "I better get there first before those dorks show up." The light change green and she put the pedal to the metal all the way to the lab.
Inside the labs:
One of the scientist walking down the hall reading the latest notes about The Superb's DNA and the rest were shocking. He walk to his office and was about to contact Chandler Sr. but was attack from behind. The black figure took the notes and was ready to leave.
Meanwhile, Queens was crawling through the vents as she complain of how filthy in here. But she manage to get into an office and sees the scientist on the floor, she checks on him and found out that he's alive. "Dang it. I'm too late." Next, she hears noise coming from the vents and it appeared it's heading straight to outside, she groan and went back into the vent to follow the sound. Outside, Queens made it back outside and spotted the burglar.
"Mr. Superb?"
"Queens of Diamond?!"
"Ha! I knew you guys are bad."
"Look, you don't understand...
"You'll understand when I expose you and your team that you're bunch a fakers! And everybody will thank me, now come quietly." Queens smiled.
"I don't have time for this." Mr. Superb stretch his arm to grab her and throws her at her car. He got into his vehicle and drove off.
Queens stood up as she shake off the pain. "You won't make fool at me." She got into her car and follows him. As she follows him through the streets, he noticed Queens if following him, so he transform his vehicle into jet and flies all the way up. Luckily, she fired a tracer on his jet as she stop her car after sees Mr. Superb's getting away.
The Superb's HQ:
"I can't believe you do this, honey!" Sarah said in a fumed.
"I'm sorry, but I have to know the truth." Mr. Superb said.
"But Chandler said..." Terry asked.
"Chandler is a liar. Read them for yourself."
The team take each of the note; they read what it said and were devastated to discover that there is no cure for there accident and there DNA is unstable.
"I-I can't believe it. This can't be true!" Terry shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
Sarah cover her face to sobbed as her husband comfort her.
"How long do we have?" Lava Man asked.
"I'm not sure."
The team stay silent for a sec until Terry speaks.
"So, what now?"
Mr. Superb got serious. "Let's go for a ride."
Chandler Sr. walked to his car, thoroughly worried himself; he promise the government to control The Superb's but the leader of team getting more suspicion about their condition. The government told him if their condition are getting worse, then they have no choice but to destroy them, and his contract with them will be declined. Suddenly, an energy blast blow up his car knocking him back a bit and then was wrap around by an elastic arm. He looked behind him to see that it was The Superb's. None of them looked happy.
"Hello, Chandler. We need to talk." said Mr. Superb.
Back in the cave:
"Are you lying to us?" One-Eyed Jack asked Queens.
"I'm not. Mr. Superb broke into the labs to steal some notes and believe me he doesn't act Superb."
"Do you literally have prove?" High Card questioned her.
"Uh, no, but I saw what I saw and plus I planted a tracer on him, we can locate were they are and spy on them to record what evil plans they have." Queens said.
"This is just a waist of time." Eight of Spades said.
"Look, if I'm wrong I'll clean up the cave for a whole year, but if I'm right; you owe me an apologize right after I sign some autographs from my return fans." Queens said.
"Alright, sis, we'll go with you. But like Lori said it will be a waist of time." Ace said.
"So, where are they exactly?" Strong Suit asked.
Chandler's Research Center:
Beneath the research center, Chandler Sr. is being held by Lava Man. Mr. Superb stretch to him after finishing doing the computers. "We've been reading the notes about the particle fusion." Mr. Superb said showing him the notes.
"According to the notes, the danger you made us go through, has been screwing with our DNA." Energy Man said.
"I don't understand." Chander Sr. said.
"In another words, we're dying and you lied to us about the cure." Lava Man said still holding him.
"No I wasn't, we're seriously working on a cure for you guys." Chandler Sr. lied.
Phantom Woman scoffed. "Sure you are."
Mr. Superb stretch his arm to pull a lever which activate the core. "W-what are you doing?!" Chandler Sr. asked feeling scared.
"What does it look like genius? We're finishing what were starting." Energy Man said.
"But you can't! Once it reach critical match, the radiation can't be contain! The whole city will be a hot zone!"
"Exactly." Phantom Woman said.
"You guys are insane!"
"In the notes, you were suppose to say "dangerously psychotic" Energy Man quoted.
"If we're going down, at least will take the whole city with us." Mr. Superb said.
"That's not going to happen!"
Ace and The Full House Gang drop down as The Superb's and Chandler Sr. were surprise from there arrival.
"This is none of your business guys." Energy Man said.
Ace stepped forward "Listen, we heard everything, Card Counter could help you with your condition."
"You idiot; if Chandler can't save us, what makes her think she could save us?" Phantom Woman said.
"We can go for another option." Card Counter said.
"Enough! You're not going to stop the core while we're standing! Attack!" Mr. Superb ordered his team.
Energy Man blast first as The Full House scattered while three of The Superb's went after him not before Lava Man knock Chandler Sr. out; just in case if he tries to escape.
Energy Man catches up to Eleven of Hearts, Card Counter, and The Deuce at the upper stories of the research center. "Like stop! Don't you remember you like me?" Eleven of Hearts asked.
Energy Man laughed. "Sorry, doll. The only thing I like right now is blasting you to ashes."
Energy Man was ready to blast them but The Deuce quickly throw an dirty diaper at his face as he scream in disgust. Eleven Of Hearts (who is mad) used her strap to strapped around Energy Man as he struggles to get free. "Good. Now, I got a clear shot." Card Counter said holding her weapon. Energy Man break free and fired more of his energy blast as the gang dodge it. The Deuce throws another diaper but it got blasted.
Card Counter hiding the and tried to aim but he's moving to fast. "I just need a-got it." She fired her weapon on him.
"AHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU-ARGHH?!"
"Since your body is pure solar energy, I'm absorbing you and store you inside my weapon. I bring it just incase if Queens of Hearts is telling the truth. " Card Counter explained.
"NOOOOOO!" He screamed as he being stored in her weapon.
Eleven of Hearts and The Deuce came out of hiding to join in with Card Counter. "And to think I use to like him." Eleven of Hearts.
Lava Man had pursued Strong Suit, Night Clubs, and Royal Flush into the boiler room. Night Club plays her axe as a sonic boom push Lava Man back but has no effect. Lava Man charges towards to Night Clubs but she got out of the way as slam his fist on the wall.
"Dudes, how are going to beat him if we can't touch him?" Night Clubs asked her siblings.
"I'm surprise his body didn't pressure this place." Strong Suit said.
Royal Flush think for a sec until she got an idea. "I know. But you guys need to distract him while I do some work."
The girls nod.
Lava Man got his fist out of the wall; He turn and sees Night Club blast another sonic wave at him which shake him a bit as slowly walk towards. Royal Flush used her wrench to unbolted the pipes while Night Clubs fired another Sonic wave. Lava Man got close to hear and grab her ax as he crush it. "Lights out, kids." But before he could deliver a punch, Royal Flush used one of the pies to cool of Lava Man as he screamed in agony. His body crack and cool down which means Strong Suit can touch him. She throws every punch she has on Lava Man and with a strong kick he flies all the way to the same wall as bricks fell on him.
Strong Suit scoffs. "Calling me "sloppy" will you."
Wild Card Willy, Eight of Spades, and High Card are fighting Phantom Woman at the cafeteria. Wild Card Willy wrap around Phantom Woman with his rope. "I don't want to hurt you, ma'am. But I can't let you blow up the whole city."
Phantom Woman smirked "Who said you're going to hurt me?" She phases out his rope which Willy forgot that she could do that. Next, she rush up to him and posses him. He turn to his teammates with a grin on his face.
"Look out. He's literally possessed." High Card warned her team.
Willy used her rope and capture High Card as she struggles to get free. Eight of Spades rush to him and whack him with her shovel which knock him out. This force Phantom Woman to leave his body; she decided to possessed Eight Of Spades but was whack again by her shovel which got her confuse.
"How could you touch me?" Phantom Woman asked.
"A friend gave me a spell for my shovel." Eight of Spades said as she whack her again unconscious. She untied High Card. "Thanks. But I doubt Willy won't be happy when he wakes up." High Card said looking over Willy who is still unconscious.
Mr. Superb morph his fist into Mallets to attack Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack, Queens of Diamonds, and The Joker. The gang kept dodging his attack.
"Geez, Mr. Superb. I know you want revenge on Chandler's dad, but I never knew you would 'stretch' this far. HAHAHAHAHA! Get it?" Joker laughed.
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!" Mr. Superb yelled, he knock her across the room.
Queen, and One-Eyed throw their cards at him but he bounce the card of his body as the two dodged their card. Ace's was going to try to reach the control but was stop by Mr. Superb. "I got to shut this thing off. Thousands of people will die. Mr. Superb, please, if you still want to be a hero then you have to let me shut it off."
"I'm sorry child. But we already made our choice and we're going to stick with it." Mr. Superb said.
Ace was to slow to fight back as he's being wrapped by his arm and toss him at his friend. "Any ideas?" One-Eyed Jack asked his bro.
"Since fighting him won't do anything, we'll try freezing. But I need you girls to hold his legs so we can hit him." Ace said to his team.
Mr. Superb morph into a ball and bounces to the Gang but move out of the way. He bounces again wall to wall, floor to floor until they got hit by him. As Mr. Superb change back to finish them of, Joker and Queens grab onto his legs. The two quickly stab their Ice card at his feet as the girls let go. The card explode freezing Mr. Superb into a solid block of ice.
"Let's give him time to 'cool' off. HAHAHAHAHA!" The Joker laughed.
The rest of the gang met up with Ace. High Card came last as they see her carrying Wild Card Willy, Ace asked about Willy and replied to him that he'll be okay. Card Counter rush to the controls and used her knowledge to shut it down, and with the final switch the rector shut's down.
"That was too close." Card Counter said.
"Well, Queens. You satisfied?" Ace asked her.
Queens of Hearts feeling bad. "No. After what I heard from them, I thought they were criminals trying to play heroes but I was wrong. I feel so bad about them."
"Right..." Ace said as he and the other leave the reactor room leaving Queens of Diamond.
She had her head down and stay silent.
Did you know...
- The Superb's are basically a parody of The Fantastic Four.