Note: Greatings, reviewers and readers. Today, I'll be posting a special chapter for the holidays where Ace and The Full House fighting a real krampus. Also, the timeline, this chapter takes place right after season one; setting up for season 2. Any way, enjoy.
Merry Krampmus:
Night time at the North Pole, Santa Clause prepares to head out when a partner of his approaches him. It was none other than the Krampus.
"Hey, Santa. You got a sec?" Krampus asked.
"Sure. What is it?" Santa asked.
"Listen, I know that my jobs is to punish naughty children, but can I help you deliver the presents just this year. Please." Krampus begged.
"I'm sorry, Krampus. But you it's important to maintain your duties during the Christmas season so it won't upset the natural holiday balance." Santa said.
Krampus sighed. "I know but...
"You know the rules. Now you need to get ready, there are naught kids that need to punish." Santa said.
Krampus sighed again. "Yeah yeah." Krampus leaves after talking to Santa and sits on top of a snowy hill. "Damn it. Just once I wanted to do something other than punishing bad kids but no. It wouldn't kill if I help just once but I guest that will never happen." Krampus grumbled.
Then a purple portal opens out of nowhere and drops a purple gemstone onto the snowy ground.
"What the heck was that?" Krampus wondering what that sound is. Krampus heads over to inspect it and found a gem on the snow. "What the?" When he touches it, the Gem absorbs itself into his body which causes him to have a seizure and awaken with his bright green eyes turned to purple. He gets up and laughs evilly. "Yes. So much power! I never felt anything like this before!" he uses his powers to transport in front of Santa which got him surprised.
"Krampus?"
"So, you wanted me to do my job? Well fine! I better get to work! Staring with you." Krampus laughs evilly.
"Krampus. Don't. Don't!" Santa cowering as he shouted through his breath echoing.
Meanwhile at the cave of Ace Savvy and The Full House. A Christmas party is in a full swing, and the guests include Wild Card Willy, Midnight who is talking to The Joker, Commissioner Grouse drinking eggnog, Haiku talking to Eight Of Spades, Watterson the Wonder Dog playing with The Loud's pets wearing eye mask to prevent Mr. Grouse knowing their identities, Pop-Pop wearing a mask is playing with his grand daughter The Deuce. and lastly Howard and Harold who also wearing mask are see looking at their replicated costume in both glass cases.
"Gosh. It's been so long since we come to the cave." Harold said.
"It sure is, honey. Remember the time when you were under a control by that big headed guy; what's his name "Mind Thinkerer"? Howard asked trying to remember.
"I think that's his name."
Howard sighed. "I sure missed them. It's upsetting that the kids have lost their parents."
"I know but these kids are strong. They've mange to pull through and pressed on forward to take on their legacy." Harold said holding his hand.
"You're right. Those two are lucky to have them." Howard smiled.
"Hey, Midnight. You wanna hear a dank Christmas joke?" The Joker asked with a smile.
"Not necessary." Midnight said.
"Knock, knock." The Joker said
Midnight sighed. "Who's there?"
"Murray."
"Murray who?"
" Murray Christmas, one and all!" The Joker laughed. "Get it?"
Midnight groan. "Why did I accept this invitation?"
"How are you doing?" Willy asked Commissioner Grouse.
"Good, thanks for asking. Well except for the blind folded part." Commissioner Grouse said.
"Sorry. We can't risk letting you see the secret entrance of the cave." Willy said.
"Understandable." Commissioner Grouse sees Harold, Howard, and Pop-pop. Thankfully, he doesn't recognize them. "I'm surprise that you manage to get the former Full House Member to be here."
"Yeah. Lucky us." Willy laughed nervously.
"I went to hell once to fight Lucifer." Haiku said to her friend Eight Of Spades.
"Wicked. I wish I've been there." Eight of Spades notices Ace is looking over their parents old costumes with a sad look on his face. "Excuse me, Haiku. I need to go check on my brother." Eight of Spades said.
"It's fine. Besides, I want to talk to One-Eyed." Haiku said.
The two went separate ways. Haiku catch up to One-Eyed Jack who is listening Night Club's music by playing her guitar.
"It's been awhile since the dance." Haiku said.
One-Eyed gasped. "Oh, Haiku, you scare me."
"Likewise. So, how are you? You still have the eyes on High Card?"
"Pretty good. And...no. Not anymore."
"Huh?"
"Too tell you the truth, I used to be madly in love with her which cause my nose to bleed whenever I see her. But my obsession with her has been decreasing lately when I'm focusing on being a superhero. I have to take this seriously and not fool around." One-Eyed Jack explained.
"That's a shame."
"Even though she'll be always be with Bobby but deep down inside of me I still love but not to heavily anymore."
Haiku got close to him. "You still got me."
One-Eyed Jack smiled. "Yeah."
"Hey, Ace." Eight of Spades said.
Ace gasped. "Don't do that."
"Is something wrong?" Eight of Spades asked considered about her brother.
Ace sighed. "I know that this is a Christmas party but every time I look at the display of our parent's costume, I think to myself 'Have I done anymore good, dad?"
"Of course you did, Ace."
"But it's not enough. I've tried to handle the responsibilities but I'm not sure if I could handle all of them."
"But you're doing a wonderful job. Trust yourself even more and in time you'll be as good as our parents."
Ace scoffed. "Yeah right. If they see me now, they be shame of me."
"Don't say things like that. I've spoken mom and dad from another world and they told me how proud of you for what you done. You don't have to be like our parents, be your own you. That's what make our siblings proud you...even me." Eight of Spades said with a blush.
Ace's frown turn upside down. "You right, sis. I was feeling bad for myself but now I know what I've got to take to lead The Full House."
"I'm glad. Promise me you won't feel bad for yourself again."
"I promise."
Eight of Spades then blush again. "And, Ace."
"Yeah."
"I..."
Strong Suit jump in to interrupt what Eight Of Spades was about to say. "Hey, bro. What you doing there?" Strong Suit went behind him and push him away from Spades. "Night Club is going to play "I'll be home for Christmas". Strong Suit look back at Eight of Spades to stick her tongue out.
Eight of Spades growled.
The two sat down next to Royal Flush. "Before I start, I wanted to tell you heroes thank you for coming here. We thank you dudes for protecting Royal Woods from creeps and dwellers, and now I will play you a song. 1. 2. 1 2 3..."
The Ace Computer have pick up an alert from Royal Woods. "Not cool man. I was about to bring the noise." Night Club angrily said.
Ace got up to the computer, he turn it on and the computer view the news report in Royal Woods. Demonic elves, killer snowman, gingerbread warriors, rat soldiers, Nutcrackers, evil toys, rapid reindeer's, and what knots starts capturing everyone on sight without any mercy or remorse and throws them all in Krampus's sack which he carries with ease.
""This is news reporter Catherine O'Neil reporting live at Main Street. Were strange christmas theme monsters are attacking the streets taking innocent people and them in a bag . The police are unable to stop them. Are only hope are the heroes of Royal Woods to come and save us all."
Then suddenly, The reporter and camera person are captured by the Krampus's minions and throws the two into the sack which cut the screen black.
"There's something you don't see everyday. Guys, we'll have to put the party on hold." Ace said.
"Right. Could you drop me off at the police station? I'm going to need to assemble my swat team." Commissioner Grouse said to the team.
"Okey dokey." Eleven of Hearts said with a smile and then blind folded him again.
Krampus's army continues taking people as they tried to escape. "Happy birthday." The Killer snowman said with a scary smile looking at a six year old girl. She scream as the snowman get's close but was save by a familiar sound.
*HONK HONK*
The Snowman look and got run over by Vanzilla saving the little girl. They park in the middle of the street and all the heroes got out of the van.
"Woah! This is crazy!" The Joker said seeing all the monsters.
"Okay, guys. Commissioner Grouse will be hear soon with his swat team. In the meantime we'll have to defend Royal Woods own are own. We'll split up into team. High Card, Eleven of Hearts, The Deuce, and Watterson will go upper town. Night Club, Wild Card Willy, The Joker, and Midnight will go west. Royal Flush, Queen of Diamonds, Haiku, and Eight of Spades will go east. And I, One-Eyed Jack, Strong Suit, and Card Counter will go downtown.
"Actually, Ace, I thought maybe I could go downtown with you and have Strong Suit to go east." Eight of Spades said.
"He already made his decision, Spades. Stick with it." Strong Suit said with her arm crossed.
"Fine."
As the team split and without knowing, Krampus was watching the heroes which made him chuckles as he teleport.
The East team running down the streets looking for monster but haven't seen anything.
"Weird. I don't see any monsters or the people." Royal Flush said looking everywhere.
"You think we got here late?" Queen of Diamond asked.
"Don't know. We'll split and check each of the buildings to see anymore people." Eight of Spades said to the twins.
"Right!"
The Twins went right, and Eight of Spades and Haiku went left. Eight Of Spades and Haiku went in every different buildings to find anyone but still nothing.
"Nothing here." Haiku said.
"Sigh. I hope it will be easier." Eight of Spades said looking through empty rooms.
"Spades, I'm curious. Why do consider going with Ace?" Haiku asked.
Eight of Spades blush. "...I...I can't say."
"I'm your friend. We always be honest to each other no matter how much it hurts."
"Sigh. I'm...I'minlovewithmybrotherandIwantetobeclosewithhim." Eight of Spades admitted to her in a fast paste.
"Woah."
"I know. It's a sick thing. But I can't stop thinking about him no matter how hard I tried. His kindness, his charm and his personality had win me over everytime."
"Love is like the most powerful thing. I don't blame you have a romantic relationship with him."
"You don't care if I'm in love with my brother?"
"Right. Wrong. It doesn't matter to me. I'm your friend, I don't care what you do. Follow your twisted heart and prayed that Ace will share your feelings." Haiku said.
"I hope so."
The two left the building and head back to the streets to find a goat looking footprint on the snow. "It wasn't there before." Eight of Spade look down closely.
"A goat?" Haiku asked her.
"No. An actual goat wouldn't be out here in the cold. Unless...Oh no."
"What?"
"I think I know who send these thing to kidnap people, I'll call the others to meet back at the van." Eight of Spades said getting her phone out.
"Okay."
The Heroes are meet back at the van. "Okay, Spades. You know something. Tell us." High Card said.
"We've found footprints. But not normal footprints, these footprints are goat like. There's only one thing that matches the prints and appeared on Christmas eve that is the causing havoc to kidnapped people and put them in the sack...Krampus."
"Krampus? That can't be. There is no such things as Krampus." Willy said.
"I agree. Krampus is an fictional character to be created by parents to terrified their kids that he'll show up and punish them if they are naughty." Card Counter said.
"You said the same thing about Santa and look how it turn out." Queen of Diamonds said to Card Counter.
"Poo-Poo." The Deuce angrily said.
"Point made." Card Counter said.
"Come on, kids. You can't be serious. Krampus isn't real, it could be a nut in a Krampus outfit creating those monsters to look elves, snowmen, and gingerbread men." Willy said.
"Oh ho, ho, ho, he's real. Along with the others."
The Heroes look ahead and sees a weakly and injured Santa Claus.
Eleven of Hearts squealed. "SANTA!" She rush to him and gave him a big warm hug which hurts him as he cried out his pain. "Oh, sorry." Eleven of Hearts apologized letting him go.
"Don't be silly, Hearts. It's just a guy in a costume." Willy said.
Santa sighed. "Your name is Wilbur Huggins. You sent me a letter to give you a present which is a golden age Ace Savvy costume."
Willy gasped. "You really are Santa Claus!"
"What happen to you?" Midnight asked him.
"Krampus that's what happen." Santa said.
*FLASHBACK*
"I was getting ready to depart and all the sudden Krampus attack me. He is so different when I talk to him, he has power that I never seen before. He drain my magic and trap me inside my office".
"Krampus! Why are you doing this?!" Santa shouted as he bang the door.
"No time to talk, fat man! I need to spread my Christmas cheer around Royal Wood's. But first, an army."
The Elves tries to run away from Krampus but thanks to the gem he found it, he easily turn them into vicious blood thirsty elves. Next, bringing baked good gingerbread cookies to life but in a monstrous form. Finally, when Krampus and his army went outside, he used his new powers to create evil snowmen as the laugh demonically and turning Santa's reindeer's into gruesome beast.
"Now, my army! To Royal Woods!" The Krampus laughed.
*FLASHBACK END*
"I don't know what change him. He seem a nice person person when we first meet despite his appearance and create an order together to balance the holidays, but now...I don't even know him anymore." Santa said.
"So, how did you get out of office and end up here?" Royal Flush asked.
"I just went out of the window." Santa said.
"Oh."
"Apparently, Krampus only block the entrance and not do the same to the window. Anyway, I call the Grinch...
"The Grinch is real too?" Willy in surprised.
"Yes. I call Grinch to pick me up and tell him to drop me off at Royal Woods. I see that Krampus is already causing havoc, I tried to find him but I got attack by my own reindeers. It's was horrible, I manage to get away and found you guys." Santa finishing his story.
'Well whatever change Krampus, we need to stop him." Ace said
"He's right. His army kidnapped everyone and put them in his sack." One-Eyed Jack commented.
"Yeah. But the question is how do we find him?" The Joker questioned them.
"I think I could we could help." Eight of Spades spoke.
"How could YOU two help?" Strong Suit asked.
"Haiku is necromancer and she planted magic on my shovel to trace a strong demonic activity. It will glow brighter if were really close." Eight of Spades said holding her shovel.
"I guess we'll give it a try." Night Club said.
"Poo-Poo." The Deuce said.
Ace calls Commissioner Grouse on his phone. "Commissioner Grouse, we found got our guy. I'll be sending you the coordinates when we get to his hideout."
"Sorry, Ace. I don't think we're going to meet up with you. We still have some snowmen on the tricks, you'll have to deal with him on your own."
Commissioner Grouse hang up. "Look's like we won't get any reinforcement." Ace said.
"You got reinforcement, little dude." Night Club said refer her and all the heroes.
"Oh, yes, that's right. Come on, guys! It's time to save christmas!" Ace smiled.
"Yeah!" The gang cheered.
Ace and everyone else got inside the van. Eight of Spade's shovel glows a bit. "Go straight." Eight of Spades pointed.
"You got it." High Card start the van and drove off.
In an old warehouse, Krampus along with some of his army is ready to ready to send his "naughtiest" to the under world. Krampus open a portal on the ground which is a firing pit. "Ah hell. It's been sooo long since I used this back during the dark ages of Germany. Welp time to dump my sack." Krampus laughed.
*HONK HONK*
"Huh?!"
Vanzilla crash through the wall and parked. The Heroes and Santa got out the van to fave Krampus and his army.
"Santa?! How did you escape your office!"
"Nevermind that. Krampus, you got stop what you doing! You're destroying christmas!"
"Literally." High Card said.
"Yeah! Wait what?"
"Can it, Fat Man! You had your chance with Christmas! Now, it's my turn. Gingerbread Men attack!"
The Gingerbread charges towards our heroes. Watterson look at these delicious Gingerbread men, he dash in a super speed and quickly eat all the evil gingerbread. Watterson join back to the gang and barked happily.
"Good thing you're a super dog." Ace smiled petting Watterson.
"What? Snowmen attack!"
The snowmen charges towards them.
The Joker step in. "I got this." The Joker said and then laughed as she holds a flamethrower.
"Wait. Where did you get a flamethrower?" Ace asked her.
The Joker laughed while using her flamethrower on the snowmen. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" All the evil snowmen are melted into water.
"Seriously? Know one is going question on where did she get a flippin' Flamethrower?" Ace still asking.
"Oh Come on!" Krampus growled.
"We'll take care of them." One of the Evil Elves said.
"No. These people are very naughty. I'll have to care of that." Krampus grin and jump in front of the heroes. "Try me, fools."
"With pleasure." Ace said. The heroes charge towards Krampus and the tow side fight each other.
Krampus sweep Royal Flush and Queen of Damonds before they could attack him. Midnight, High Card, and One-Eyed Jack got a few hits on him by throwing exploding cards and crescents. Krampus recovers and goes is ready to go after them but he got hit by another exploding card by Ace. He dodges all of his cards as he closely get to him.
"You are so annoying!" Krampus said.
He grab Ace and beat him down with his birch switch.
"Hang on, bro!" Strong Suit yelled and then jump in the air to kick him in the face letting him for her to catch him. "You okay?"
"Yeah, thanks." Ace smiled.
Strong Suit blushes but quickly puts him down and join back the fight.
"Haristum, lend me your power of fire!" Haiku chant attacking him with fire which came out of her palms.
Krampus felt that and quickly sweep her away hitting The Joker and Eight Of Spades.
Watterson flies in a full speed to bite his left ear as he cried a little and then spin him around for a bit and throws him against the wall accidentally sit on the elves and reindeers. Willy and Eleven of Hearts wrap him around him as he tries to break free.
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"Maybe a little a music can help, guys!" Night Club smiled as she hooked her guitar to her amplifier. "Cover you eyes boys and girls because it's show time!" Night Club played her guitar very loudly which hurts Krampus's ears. The sound was so loud that the whole ceiling came crumbling down on Krampus just before Eleven of Hearts and Wild Card Willy letting him go .
"She really knows how to bring down the house." The Joker laughed.
"Ho ho ho! Good work, guys!" Santa cheered.
Krampus quickly got out of the rubble. "I've had enough of this nonsense! I thought I wouldn't used this but you leave me no choice!" Krampus reveals his trump-card with the help of the gemstone to add extra power on it, a giant living Christmas tree which turns the tide of things.
"You literally got to be kidding me." High Card said see the tree.
Haiku attack the tree with fire but it's being protected by some sort of force field.
"Dang it." Haiku said.
"Now, what?!" Willy asked.
"Die!" Krampus laughed.
All hope seems lost until a girl in an highly tech alien armored suit (looking like iron man) flies comes out of the same purple portal from earlier. The heroes and Krampus are surprised about this.
"Woah dudes! Who the heck is that?" Night Club asked.
An armored girl fired an energy beam which broke the shield. This sort of beam as the ability to break down a shield that is powered by a gemstone. She then fired both beam out of her hand to disintegrate the tree.
"Incredible. The armor she's wearing looks very advanced something that no scientist or even me could make." Card Counter said.
"I don't know who you are but you just made a big-"
She dashes to Krampus, throws punches at him, and finally uppercut him defeating him without breaking a sweat. She land next to him and snatch the gemstone out of his hand which change him back to normal. The elves and Reindeer's change back to normal without remembering what happen
Commissioner Grouse and his S.W.A.T. team are still firing on the snowmen and Gingerbread men while protecting some of the people. Then all the sudden the gingerbread and snowmen stop moving and went back to normal.
"W-what just happen?" One of the S.W.A.T. asked.
"Looks like the kids finally stop whoever doing this." Commissioner Grouse smiled.
Krampus moan. "Oh, my head."
"Krampus?" Santa rush to Krampus.
"Santa? What happen? How did I end up here?" Krampus questioned himself.
"You mean you don't remember?" Santa asked.
"No. It happens...
The elves groaned. "Could you tell him after you get us off."
"Oh, sorry." Krampus got up from the elves and explained everyone what happen.
"So, when you pick up the gemstone it gives unlimited power?" Ace questioned.
"Yes. I don't know what happen but I feel like I did something terrible when my mind is blank." Krampus said.
"Technically, you did." Midnight said.
"Oh, no. I'm so sorry for causing this and almost ruining christmas. Is there a way I would repair the damage?" Krampus asked.
"You don't have to apologized. It's not your fault, I should have let you come along with my sleigh because I was worrying it will messed up the balance." Santa said.
"I know." Krampus said with a sad tone.
"But you know what, I'll let this slide for tonight. Krampus, will you help me with my deliverer?" Santa offer him.
Krampus gasped. "Yes! I would love that!"
"HO HO HO! Fantastic!" Santa smiled.
"Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the bag, everyone are all in there." Krampus said dropping his sack to the heroes.
Krampus, Santa, and the Elves got on the reindeer's and flies off not before they tell the heroes "Merry Christmas and thank you". The heroes waived back saying the same thing. Now there gone, the heroes now turn into a mysterious iron girl who is till holding the gemstone.
"Listen, I don't know who you are. But thanks for the help." Ace said.
The Iron Girl look back at the heroes and nod, she then opens the portal and warns them. "The end is coming. Stop the Axis of Evil for getting the gemstones or else the world you live in will be gone." She enters the portal and leaves.
"Axis of Evil?" What is she talking about?" Eleven of Hearts asked them.
"Don't know. But whoever they are, they seem more dangerous than the scientist we fought." Ace said.
"Guys, we should probably head back to the cave and finish the party." Royal Flush said.
"Oh, yeah that's right. But first we better drop let these people go." Ace said.
On Christmas morning, after the Christmas party, the Loud Family including Mr. Huggins are you enjoying the present Santa and Krampus gave. Lori got a new fancy phone, Leni got new shoes and clothes, Luna got a new guitar, Luan got a party gun, Lynn got weights, Lincoln got action figures of The Avengers, Lucy got Batman: Noel, Lola got perfumes, Lana got another frog which he loves and can't wait for her pet to have a playmate, Lisa got kryptonite which is covered by lead, and Lily got a new stuff teddy bear.
Lynn made her own present for Lincoln. "Merry Christmas, bro." Lynn smiled giving him the gift.
"Wow, Lynn. That's nice of you." Lincoln unwrapped the gift and sees that they are baseball and basketball in the box.
"So in your free time, you can play with your balls." Lynn blushes. "Okay that came out wrong."
"Uh, thanks, Lynn. I'll be having fun with them." Lincoln smiled.
Lucy push Lynn a side to give Lincoln her gift. "I made you a gift, Lincoln." Lucy smiled.
"Aww, thanks, sis." Lincoln took the gift and began to unwrap it.
"PFFFFT. It's probably nothing or maybe a dark comic that he won't like." Lynn quietly said to herself.
Lincoln gasped. "A new special edition of Super Mega Brawlers Turbo Fighters?! How could you get this?!"
"I have my reason." Lucy smiled.
Lincoln hugs her. "Thank you so much, sis. I've been waiting so long to get this."
Lucy looks at Lynn and stick out her tongue to tease her.
"Well played, sis. Well played." Lynn said crossing his arm.
Lincoln stop hugging Lucy and now he and everyone are looking at the viewers.
"From all of us at The Full House Gang." Lori said to the viewers.
"We wish you happy new year." Leni said to the viewers.
"It's "merry christmas", Leni. Not New Year" Luna said to Leni.
"We have some laughs." Luan laughed to the viewers. "Sometimes."
"May hope your wish came true." Lynn said to the viewers.
"For every boy and girl." Lucy said to the viewers.
"We hope your holidays filled with fun and joy." Lana and Lola to the viewers together
"Even though this story is in complete nonsense and nonfictional." Lisa said to the viewers." So, have your self a merry christmas or whatever you celebrate in and..."
Lilly babbled and giggles to the viewers.
"She said: "God bless you, everyone." Luan translated to the viewers.
"Until next time. Good night, everyone." Lincoln said to the viewers.
Lincoln, Huggins, and the Loud Sisters waived to the viewers.
Merry Christmas, everyone! I want to thank Hero Central to help making this chapter, you are a good friend. Also, Review, fav or follow on what you think of this chapter until then...peace out. :)