Episode 32: Twin Trouble

Our story starts off a little montage of Queen of Diamonds and The Royal Flush fighting group of supervillains like Mad Jack, Professor Tokk, and King Rat together foiling their usual plans. Next, they stop a driver from passing the stop sign. Then, rescue the mayor at the mayor's office from a crazed Anarchies. Finally, save the old lady's cat from the tree which is pretty cliché but gets the job done. Another job well done from the twins as the high-five each other with nothing will stand in their way or break apart as long their together.

The next day, Queens of Diamond and Royal Flush are stuck in a traffic jam in Queen's little car. Lucky for them, it's a slow day fighting crime so it's no problem, but it's boring as hell since they haven't move for the last three hours.

Queen of Diamonds groans. "I hate morning traffic."

Royal Flush turn to her twin. "Ah don't worry sis. Beside, at least we can get a chance to talk like...you got your car all nice and polished."

"Why thank you. I brought the stuff call "Turtle Wax" and holy cow it did a good job on this bad girl."

"See it's nice that we catch up. Fighting crime and focusing school kind of cut our our bonding time."

"You're right. Just soon as I drop you off home and a quick visit to the mayor's party, then will can spend some time hanging out."

"That sounds gr-wait. The Mayor is having a party?"

Queen of Diamonds nod with a smile. "Yup. She invited me over for cake and tea after saving her life from that nutjob."

"What?! But I help too!"

"Yeah, you did, but the mayor doesn't like smelly heroes in her party which I have to agree with you."

Royal Flush take offended for that. "Hey! It's not my fault I have to to dive into the sewer water to capture King Rat!"

"Oh, and I forgot to mention that I got another invite and it's from that old lady who we also rescue."

"And why wasn't I invited?"

"You smell bad. Which I also agreed."

Royal Flush getting more furious. "I don't believe this. Especially coming from you."

"I was honestly agreeing their honest thoughts. But hey, let's not expand this conversation and talk about something else okay?"

Royal Flush crossed her arms. "I should have kept my mouth shut about "sister bonding." She thought to herself.

Over at S.O.L.A.R. Labs, the scientists with the help of their hero Card Counter just finished an inter-dimensional gate and with a few calculation for bonus. Though, Card Counter is glad to help fellow scientists with their inventions but still not liking the idea building gates or doors to other worlds because she witness a different version of her who harvest other Full House Gang from different universe. The nightmare she won't forget.

"Thank you for the assistant, Card Counter."

"Happily to help my fellow genius, but still I'm not fond of this alternate gate way. I've experience it myself and it wasn't excellent."

"But think of knowledge we can learn from other dimensions. I'm sure nothing is going to go wrong."

"That's what I'm afraid off." Card Counter said to herself.

Back at the Loud House, the loud siblings and Cthylla are a having a meeting up to Leni/Lori's room. Lisa explained them about the inter-dimensional gate which amazed the others.

"Sounds totes. I want to see a cute version of me."

"Siblings, have you forgotten my evil counterpart from an alternate universe who tries to harvest The Full House Gang from different worlds. Plus, with that invention, danger will occur either an enemy coming out of portal or our enemies will try to used it for their own gains." Lisa said.

"Well since you mentioned that, I'm having second thoughts about it. Something stinks will come out to gives a problem."

Lana take offended by her twin when said "something stick. "Dang it, Lola! Is this another comment on me on how I stink?!"

"Relax, Lola. The only one who stinks around here is Lily."

Lily angrily respond to Lola. "Poo-poop!" But as Lily smell herself, yeah her diaper needs a change.

"See."

Lana growls a bit.

Elsewhere, deep underground below an old restaurant, The Crows are in hiding for a bit as they forming a new plan while their team leader just had a call with one of their masters from his communication watch who is not too happy about it.

"You promised to bring our boy back home. What is taking you and your team so long?!"

"Be patient, my master. The Prodigy will return to us as the plan we're working on is already in progress."

"Fine. But do not failed us like how Crossfire did."

"We won't. That's promised." He finished and hang up.

One of the members walk to their leader and ask. "Now what?"

"For now, we'll be keeping an eye on our prodigy that's all we could do." He respond.

Back home, Lola decided to get a glass of juice for her thirst but as soon she open the fridge and is getting ready to pour apple juice into her glass, she smell a familiar stench. Theirs only person who has the same smell. "LANA!"

Lana rush down the stairs. "What?!"

"You've been drinking out of the apple juice with your mouth again!"

"We were out of cups."

"There's plenty of cups in the cabinet! You just barely didn't even check! It's bad enough that you've been stinking around the house, but your too lazy to get one and gross up the bottle up!"

"Oh! Here we go again of me being stink! At least I don't smells stupid flowers!"

Lola gasped. "How dare you?! I'll have you know the beauty of my smell doesn't upset a lot of people; it only finds me to be more adorable and more attractive."

"Ew."

"Jealous?" Lola asked with a smirked.

"Why would I be jealous to a brat?"

"Take that back!"

"Brat, brat, brat, brat, brat!"

"THAT DOES IT!"

The two began to fight as they slap around, pulling each other hairs, Lana biting Lola's leg. The fight cause a lot of noise which brought Lincoln, Cthylla, and the rest of the siblings to come down and see what is and found out the twins are fighting and are making a mess in the kitchen. Lori rush in to break up the fight as she hold them up.

"Stop it! Stop it you two! What's going on here?!"

Lana turn to her brother. "Why don't you asked Lola yourself?!" Then pointed to her twin.

"What?! For speaking honestly and agreeing on what people say? You're so sensitive."

"Sensitive?! You've hurt my feelings!"

"Enough! Seriously, you two are literally sisters who love each other, to protect each other. Not to fight each other. I want you two to drop this and apologized." Lori said as she put them down.

Lana angrily said turn to her twin. "Only if she apologizes first."

Lola respond and turn to her twin as well. "Only if she apologizes first."

"No you."

"No you."

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

Lynn whispered to Lucy. "I thought we were bad."

Lucy nod to Lynn

Cthylla steps in and try to help. "Please, girls. Their is no reason to fight. Can't we just get along and talk about this?"

The twins respond to her friend. "No!"

Lincoln gets a call from the Commissioner. "Yes, Commissioner?" Lincoln nod and reply. "Will be on our way." Lincoln said as he hang up and then announced everyone. "Guys! I just got a call that The Boom Boom Twins are holding hostages at the city hall while planning to blow up it. We need to get there and quick."

"Right!" Everyone agreed.

"And you Lana and Lola need to keep yourself under control during the mission." Lincoln said.

Lana and Lola crossed away and look away from each other. "Fine."

Later at City Hall, the sound explosion occur inside as windows burst open from the big smoke. Ace dodging every bit of Bombshell's shells as it explode missing to impact on the hero. High Card quickly disarmed Big Bang and knock him out with her hilt and then she quickly throws her sword to hit the back of Bombshell's head which distract him a bit as he turn to High Card which gives Ace a chance to tackle Bombshell. With a single punch, he's down.

Ace contact his other siblings for any progress. "Ace to The Rest of Full House. How's it going with the bombs?"

In the Male's Restroom, Card Counter already found the bomb which was hidden in the toilet and already cut the right wires to shut it off while Eleven of Hearts cover her eyes since she's in the Men's Bathroom, she wanted to respect people's privacy even though nobody is here.

Card Counter respond to her brother. "The bomb was successfully deactivate. And I find some new samples for my experiment." She sickly grin staring inside the toilet bowl.

Down in the basement, Strong Suit already open the hatch and Eight of Spades cut wires with her shovel.

"Easy peasy." Strong Suit reply.

At the City Hall parking center, Night Club and The Joker who also already found the bomb which is underneath a limbo, then Joker used her nail clippers to cute the wires."

"All good bro." Night Club respond.

At the kitchen...

"Diamonds? Flush? Respond."

The two are ignoring their brother's call as they're too much focusing on each other with their piss off look on their face. The Deuces sadly have to watch this while the bomb is going.

Queen of Diamonds shouted "And will it kill for you to stop peeing in the pool! It's gross!"

Royal Flush snap back. "Look who's talking sis. At least I don't have a big butt that makes huge bubbles in the water."

Queen of Diamonds gasped. "How dare?! You said you wouldn't brought that!"

"Well I'm bringing it up now!"

The Deuces tries to get the twins attention towards the bomb.

Royal Flush turn to Deuces for a sec. "Not now, Deuces. I'm having a talk with my "perfect" twin.

Queen of Diamond chuckles. "At least you got that right."

Nothing The Deuce can do now since the two continue to argue, she has no choice but to defuse the bomb herself. Insane for a baby to defuse a bomb but lucky for her she's not only special but was train by her sister Lisa to know how to defuse any bombs and with that, she's all done just before it could explode.

The twins soon stop fighting as they forgot the most important. "The Bomb!" But it was already over as they turn to their not so happy baby sister with her little arms cross.

Sometime Later at home, The rest of the Louds weren't to happy with Lola and Lana.

"That's totally not cool." Luna said.

"You not only going to let the bomb explode, but put you two and Lily in harms way." Lincoln said.

"I would have get to the bomb if that stinky little troll wouldn't open her mouth." Lola said.

"Say that again, you witch." Lana said. "I dare you."

"Enough!" Lori yelled. "Until you guys settle this problem, you're here by forbidden to go on patrolling with us."

The twins shock and yelled. "WHAT?!"

"You heard Lori." Lincoln said. "The bomb was the last straw and we can't have that."

"Now go to your home!" Lori angrily said.

The twins angrily storm up the stairs without speaking to each other.

Lincoln then gets a call from their friend Blue Jay. "What's up Blue Jay?" He asked through his phone.

"The Crows are back. They're flying over S.O.L.A.R. Labs to steal an inter-dimensional gate."

"What? How did they know about that?" Lincoln asked.

Blue Jay respond. "Call it a hunch." He hang up.

"Everyone suit up. Looks like The Crows are plaining to take over multiverse." Lincoln said. "Cthylla, would you mind keep an eye on Lola and Lana?"

"Sure thing, Lincoln. You can count on me." Cthylla smiled.

"Thanks." Lincoln turns to her other siblings. "Let's get going."

"Right!" They said.

The gang left to get ready.

Meanwhile upstairs in Lola/Lana's room, Lola and Lana are doing their usually things like Lana is playing with her pets while Lola having a pretend tea play with her stuff animals, but they refused to speak with each other or have interaction with one another. Cthylla came in with a plates of cookies and glass of milk.

"Hey girls, I thought I brought you guys with snacks." Cthylla said. "I should thank Lincoln for teaching me how to make cookies."

"I'm not eating with Lola."

"And I'm not eating with Lana."

Cthylla sighed. "Please girls. Can we just get along and try out my homemade cookies? They're delicious and brings a smile to our face."

The twins stomach growled. They'll eat but not together as they walk a few feet away from each other and grab their snack as they sit separate."

Cthylla sighed again. "I thought cookies would make people come together."

Suddenly, a loud noise burst open from the sky as the clouds form a portal. The twins and Cthylla check out through the window and are horrify to see. It looks like it's the end of the world. Next, a white beam shooting from S.O.L.A.R. Labs into the portal.

"Sounds to me it doesn't look good." Cthylla said feeling a bit worry.

"The beam is coming from S.O.L.A.R. Labs. I mean that's where the direction our siblings are heading." Lola said.

Lana gasped. "Our family are in trouble! We got to help! Cthylla, I know we're not supposed to go but they could used our help. And I mean bad."

"No no no I understand! Go! But please be level headed!"

The two nod and rush to suit up.

The twins drive into Diamond's small car as they drive as fast as they could to S.O.L.A.R. Labs while seeing people in Royal Woods screaming and running in panic. Can't do anything about this situation, all we have to do is find the source and stop it. Even though the twins are coming to help out their siblings, they'll try to stop this while not get each other way. As they arrived inside, the fight cause a lot of damage, they shockingly saw Card Counter, Joker and Eleven of Hearts are out cold as they groan on the floor. The rest of the siblings and Blue Jay are still fighting The Crows.

Ace blocking The Crow Leader's with his fist. "You got to let me shut down the gate! It's critical on red alert and it will blow up!" Ace said.

"Prodigy, this would all be all over until you join me."

"You're insane! What are you going to gain out of this?!"

The Crow Leader chuckles. "Nothing really."

Looks like their too focused on their enemies instead of noticing Queen of Diamonds and Royal Flush are present. The twins sees the control panel attach to the front side of the gate.

Queen of Diamonds tells her twin. "I'll get to the control. You stay here and try to gross The Crows out." She smirked.

Royal Flush growls. "Get real. I'm heading over the control." She push Queen out of the way and make a run towards it.

"Hey!" Queen yelled and chase after her.

The two reach over to the control but continue to fight over each other with the buttons as they say "Move", "Back off", "I'm shutting it down" and etc. But the two kept pressing the wrong buttons which only makes worst as something or someone from another dimension is dropping down from the portal in front of Queen of Diamonds and Royal Flush so as soon the smoke clear to the twins horror a conjoined fusion of Royal Flush on the left and Queen of Diamonds on the right with their skin color green.

"Dear go what the heck is that?" Queen asked when pointing.

Royal Flush tries to fine answer to this creature. "It-it looks like us but combine into one like...like a-"

"Composite Queen of Diamonds!"

"Composite Royal Flush, you tramp!"

"Who cares? She's mine." Queen of Diamond dash over to the monster but only get blinded by Composite Queen of Diamond's costume by the shine of diamonds and gets tripped by the little monster.

Royal Flush laughed. "Nice one sis. Looks like I'll have save your huge butt again." She said as charged forward with her wretch but the monster counter her attack her own wretch and knock her across.

Queen of Diamonds got back on her feet and throws her tiara but the monster can also throw her tiara to counter back.

Composite Queen of Diamonds laughed manically. "Fools! You can't stop us!"

Queens tries to have and hand to hand combat with her, but the monster is well skill and easily beat Queens of Diamonds and throws her to her twin.

"Now what? She fight just like us." Queen said.

Royal Flush think for a sec, but got an idea. "Hey sis. Since they're us but from another universe, I'm betting they get into fights too."

"Yeah, you're right."

The heroes recover and casually walk up to Composite Queen of Diamonds.

Composite Queen of Diamonds said. "Give up. I took you guys down less than a minute."

Queen of Diamonds and Royal Flush had their hands up. "Don't worry. We give up." Royal Flush said. "We should known better to not fight our evil self from another universe."

Composite Queen of Diamonds smiled and said. "That's right."

Queen of Diamonds added. "Yeah. If we keep fighting then Queen could easily flat our face with her charms."

Composite Queen of Diamonds right half said. "That is true."

Royal Flush turn to her sister. "No way. I think the other half could easily bash our head wide open with her mighty wretch."

Composite Queen of Diamonds other left half said. "Got that right."

"What? No way! I could easily destroy them!" Right half said. "A disgusting toad like her couldn't beat anyone without me."

Left half turn to her other half and said. "Excuse me, Ms. Popular. I do most of the fighting while you bitch about "not getting my hair messy". She angrily said. "And because of that, you got us getting fused together forever."

"That's not true!"

"Yes it does!"

"No it isn't!"

"Yes it was!"

"No it isn't!"

Queen of Diamonds and Royal Flush nod together as the tow dash and both kick Composite Queen of Diamond's face so hard that they're knock out.

"Haha! We show her, Royal Flush."

"You said it, Queen of Diamonds."

The two high-five each other and then look each other as they now feel amount of regret and sorry on what they said to each other.

"Queen, I'm sorry for what I said earlier."

"No no no, I'm the one who should be sorry for calling names especially 'smelly'." Queen apologized. "It was a jerky thing to say and I should have stood by you of all the people have said things about you."

Royal Flush smiled. "I accept your apology."

"Twins?"

"Wonder Twins."

"Never say that again."

"Right."

The twins guys and forgave each other. But once again, they forgot about something.

*EARTHQUAKE*

The two quickly stop hugging. "First, we got to shut down this thing." Queen of Diamonds said. The two rush back to the controls. "Crud! All the hard button smashing we've done just got it stuck, we can't stop it!"

"Hmm maybe it can. It probably has a plug that powers the gate."

"Huh?"

"Think about it. When our t.v. is frozen, I just unplug the cable and plug it back on until it finally works. Just need to find it." Royal Flush said as she ran to the back of it.

"Don't be ridiculous. This gate doesn't have a..."

Royal Flush found the plug. And it's huge. The same as Lori.

Queen of Diamonds smack her face cheek. "I don't believe it." She said as she rush over to her sister. The two work together as they struggles and used their ounce of strength to unplugged it. And with that, it shut down the inter-dimensional gate with the portal in the sky close, Composite Queen of Diamonds returns back to her own dimensions, and the city is save.

The Crow Leader smiled. "Well, I'll be. Guess we lost. Oh well. Another time." The Crow Leader smack Ace away and took of in the air along with the rest of the Crows.

"Hey come back!" Ace shouted. He still doesn't get what the purpose of them trying to steal it. But he'll figure it out later as he turn and spotted Royal Flush and Queen of Diamonds standing being the gate. The rest of Full House and Blue Jay slowly recover as join with Ace who they too spotted them.

Royal Flush and Queen panted.

"You do it, Royal."

"No...we did it."

The two got back hugging with a warm smile on their faces.

Ace called them. "Hey you two. Don't know how you guys did it, but you save the day."

"And you guys aren't fighting anymore." High Card said. "Whatever happen must have got you working together."

Queen of Diamonds giggles. "That's right. And now it's over, me and Flush are going to spend some times at the park making sand castles alone." She hold hands with Royal Flush. "I'm sure you guys will clean this up by yourselves." The twins giggles and walk out of here.

Strong Suit whispered to Eight of Spades. "Why can't we be like them?"

Eight of Spades whispered back. "Because you constantly cuss at me saying 'Lincoln enjoys strong women like me', fatso."

"That's because he wants a good work out to a REAL muscle woman and not a emo freak like you."

Eight of Spades growls and attack Strong Suit. Ace and the rest of his siblings watch Strong Suit and Eight of Spades fight causing more damage to the lab.

Ace facepalmed and think to himself. "Sometimes I wish I was the only sibling."

A/N: And there. The last chapter before 2020 ended. I want to apologized for the accept, I got side track with the drawing at DeviantArt but I manage to get it done tonight. This idea was credited to my friend The Storyteller993. Hope you guys have a great New Year and I'll see you guys on the next chapter we're we introduced Stella.