Kai Is Late

Kai's in my room complaining
He's forgotten about his date
With his girlfriend being Skylor
I know she will not wait

She'll probably get angry
Do something painful I presume
Yet Kai wants me to write for her
That's why he's in my room

I've told him three times already now
I can't do his work for him
Not for something like this anyway
He'll have to sink or swim

He isn't really happy
That I told him I can't help
And if he realises what I'm doing
I will most probably yelp

I hope he doesn't kill me
I don't want to die
Although he is in a panic
So I'll probably survive

If he wants to give her poetry
He should write it from the heart
Not learn from Wu and Garmadon
Cause that wasn't very smart

Yes we were told about what happened
Kind of had to after that
So it really is a wonder
Kai hasn't learnt from that spat

But here he is in my room
Trying to get me to write poetry
For someone who I am not in love with
And not using his own ingenuity.

Oh there he goes, he's realised
I can't do anything for him
I wish him luck on the date he's late for
But now that's over, I have a game to win.

- Jay Walker