Hey, guys! A new mini-series within a series. A day in the life of Izuku with is atypical, yandere girlfriend! Atypical plots and errors of misguided comedy, love, and adventures with the emerald cinnamon roll as he tackles teenage life, relationships, and keeping his girlfriend from going postal. All is fair in love and war in this story. Read and enjoy!

Sixteen-year-old Mei Hatsume was finishing working on replicating a design for Baymax after she watched Big Hero 6. Despite the love of technology and gadgets, part of the reason was she had the biggest crush on the protagonist Hiro Hamada. Quite unfortunate to lust after the fictional character, she admitted in dismay, but at least she had another kind of hero.

She wiped the grease off of her hands as she closed up shop. She wanted nothing more than to her favorite job - Night Watch. She knew she could never crush on Hiro, but at least Izuku Midoriya will have to do.

Izuku was her favorite subject. No way one could insert objects or gadgets to do things of her choosing...as of now. However, she did whatever she could to study the emerald cinnamon roll. Checking her clock, the yellow-eyed mechanic knew it was time for Izuku's cleaning day. She whimsically hummed toward class 1-A to "observe" her future husband in action.

Oh, Izuku! You may not be Hiro, but I think I can make you become MY hero. Dying your hair and dressing you how I want you. We can perform stunts and save the world together. I may not be GoGo, but I can sure can woman up when I muster the courage to confess to you. For the things I want to do to you are very unspeakable!

She was grabbing her hair. "Why is it so hard to love?" Her screech got the attention of her peers. She scanned both ways before fleeing upstairs.

She made her direction to the class 1-A doors. As she checked through the window, she saw classmates Tenya, Shouto, Eijiro, and Katsuki.

No sign of her Izuku.

Aberrant behavior as she checked her Deku Memo. At approximately 4:15 PM JST, Izuku spends his Mondays and Thursday tending to cleaning duty. At 4:27, Izuku takes out the trash with Shouto. At 4:32, Shouto and Izuku take the long way to spare a few minutes before heading back to the classroom. At 4:46, Izuku remains until he is the last one left.

Looking at her watch, it was 4:49 PM and there was Shouto, but no Izuku. Acting inconspicuous, she walked inside of the classroom. "Yo! Todoroki, seen Midoriya!"

Shouto turned around as he was wiping the chalkboard. "Midoriya got caught up with somebody. He said that he will be back."

"Did he say when," she asked.

"Not sure," he replied as he shrugged his shoulders. "Just said that he would be back."

Troubled thoughts ran through her mind. Izuku stays at school until he was the last one left. There was no Izuku. Was Izuku alone? Was Izuku hurt? She raised her eyebrows, brewing anger as her eyes were turning red. Was Izuku alone with some horrid, wretched skank?

"Maybe Izuku went to take a leak," suggested Eijiro.

"Izuku doesn't like public restrooms," said Tenya. "Maybe Izuku is out helping someone."

"Or maybe." Katsuki put on octopus lips. "Knowing for Deku, he is probably out kissing some girl. As if some girl would like to kiss that ugly ass bas-"

Mei didn't spare Katsuki as she torpedoed him out of the window. A rain of sharded glass sprayed throughout the room. The remaining students gave an awkward stare. "What," she said coyly. "I sneezed and one of my gadgets accidentally deactivated." She bowed. "He will be okay." In the pits of hell, I hope.

A few minutes later….

Mei didn't give it a second thought as she jettisoned through another window. "I can fix it," she screamed as she was searching for her missing cinnamon roll. Her missing Hiro.

She put on her heat-seeking sensors to detect her missing Izuku. Knowing for his schedule, he shouldn't be far. As she walked through the gymnasium, she sensed a certain average, student gentleman approaching.

And boy, was she correct.

Izuku Midoriya was at her two as she ran toward.

"HIIIIYIIIIII!" She flailed toward Izuku, pouncing on top of him. She continued rubbing her cheeks with his cheeks. "Izuku, Izuku, Izuku," she kept saying as he tried managing to speak.

"Hatsume, I mean Mei, get off," he managed to say as she listened. "I am good. Enough of the cheek rubbing."

She stood up, picking up Izuku in the process. However, she kept him to her hips, clinging to him. "There! You are at my reach."

"Charmed," replied Izuku.

She held his cheeks. "Aren't you forgetting something?"

"What?"

She gave him octopus lips. "Aren't you FORGETTING something?!"

Izuku looked both ways before pecking her on the lips.

"Yay! He kissed me. He kissed me!" Onlookers were watching the oddity at hand. She clung to himself again. "You see! You see, peasants?! He BELONGS to me! He is my Hiro! My Hiro! And I am his GoGo!" She began her maniacal laughter before Izuku softly karate chop her forehead.

The typical of Izuku's secret relationship with his girlfriend, Mei Hatsume.

"Relax, Mei. No one is after me. Trust!"

She pecked him on the cheek again. "Just being sure." Her eyes were turning yellow and red. "I wouldn't know what to do if someone was after my Izuku. First, I will cut them and if you cheat, then I will cut you! I wouldn't hurt you but make an example of what happens!" She began panting loudly. "I love you, Hiro!"

"Love you, too, GoGo!"

She held his hand as they sat down on the bench. "So, why were you out here." She pulled out her Deku Memo. "According to my schedule, you should be cleaning up in the classroom with Eijiro, Tenya, Shouto, and that tiny, minuscule insect, Katsuki." Speaking of him…

Katsuki staggered past the two. He flinched when seeing Mei and limped faster.

"What happened to Kacchan," asked Izuku.

"Nevermind that," she said while nervously laughing. Changing the subject, she asked, "So, where were you, darling?"

Izuku sighed. "Before you go crazy, I might as well hand you this."

In his possession, it was a small purple envelope. The smell of strawberries gave proof that it was a love letter.

"Don't worry, I turn them down," said Izuku.

Fire erupted from her eyes. "Who was she?"

"I won't say it was a he or a she," said Izuku.

She gripped onto the bench, which showed cracks around it. "Who confessed to my Izuku? WHO IN THE HELL CONFESSED?!"

She tore open the letter, which was empty. She turned to Izuku. "Where is it?"

"You won't find it anywhere within the vicinity. Let's say it is properly being disturbed into my stomach," he said as he looked.

She grabbed his cheeks. "Don't worry, love. I have the gadgets to extract that letter to find the bastard or bitch!"

Izuku grabbed her cheeks. "Mei, dear. Calm down. As you may know, I am with you. I won't leave you. Okay?"

The fire in Mei's eyes disappeared. She returned to her composure. "Yeah, you are right." She hugged him. However, it was very tightly. "Regardless, you violated two rules. Remember?"

"Yes," said Izuku. "I didn't report to you on my whereabouts. Despite my refusal of love letters, I should never go alone to places unless I get approval."

She kissed his neck. "So, offenses are offenses. I think it's time to deliver a punishment for you."

"I understand."

A few hours later….

Mei knew that they only had a few minutes before the director's cut of Big Hero 6 was premiering at the movie theatre. She had front row tickets and wasn't going to miss a second of her Hiro.

Speaking of her hero. "Izuku, sweetie. Hurry up!"

Speaking from her bathroom. "I look ridiculous. Do I have to wear this?"

"Well, you don't," she pouted. "But it means you will have to lock your cock until your next birthday."

"No, no I don't."

"Good," she said. "Because I would have to find other methods to make you cum with you using your cock. And God knows I have the devices and gadgets for it."

Izuku embarrassingly walked out of the bathroom sporting himself as Hiro Hamada. He sported the outfit, including the black wig. Mei blushed as the crazed mechanic was sporting her GoGo Tomago outfit. "Oh, God! You look so great! So glad that I got your measurements when you were sleeping."

Izuku wasn't going to question how she came into his home. He blushed. "Glad you like it."

She slapped his ass. "Woman up, Deku! We are going to have so much fun!"

Izuku shook his head as he grabbed his girlfriend's hand to head toward the movie theater. At least it wasn't like last time when Kyoka let me borrow one of her earbuds, but that's a story for another time.

To be continued….