A combination of seriousness with an ounce of comedy. Dark comedy at its finest, I think. Enjoy!

Mina gave enough money to the cashier to fill her the tank. The money she acquired came from the wallets of her female classmates and acquaintances. She had the privilege of being the towel girl as they were swimming in gym class. Mina was too trusting to the girls. They would have never thought she scoured from locker to locker taking their precious coins to prepare for their trip. The trip that she dubbed as their honeymoon to paradise. As she placed the pump into the gas tank, the pinkette was very giddy. Knowing that her groom was inches away in the vehicle that she preciously 'borrowed' from a passerby for a cheap thrill was her aid and ticket to freedom. The passerby wasn't hurt. However, she hoped that the stranger wasn't planning to use his tool for procreating or urinating anytime soon.

She texted her mother to borrow some money for the time being. Her excuse was that the school needed funds for the purchase of books for the next semester. Of course, it was a lie but how would her mother know? Her mother was hundreds of miles away and she didn't know anybody, quirk or quirkless, who could see that far. She tried to compose herself. What was stopping her from devouring her maiden voyage with her Izuku? As the sleeping prince slept in the trunk of the vehicle, she had developed so many great plans for their future.

Their impending marriage. Their honeymoon. Their first kiss. Their first time sleeping together. She stopped. She wasn't ready to think that her husband-to-be was going to take the most precious gift that any woman could give to a man.

She knew her uncle kept a cabin out in the island of Shikoku. It was going to be a few days trip by vehicle. Nevertheless, it was going to be worth it. Nothing was going to stop Mina Ashido from having her prize. So, if stealing money from her classmates, taking money from her parents, and maiming a passerby for 'flirty fishing' meant being with her Izuku, then it was all worth it.

By the way, it was her inciteful suggestion to get Katsuki to fight Izuku that afternoon. She didn't have to say much to excite and to ignite the enhanced ignorant Katsuki. Izuku said that "Yo mama is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button." Or, Izuku said that "yo mama's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent." Or, Izuku said that "yo mama is so stupid that she argued with the gumball machine for not taking her food stamps." This one set Katsuki off. "Yo mama is so much of a slut that when blind touch her pussy, it spells STD in braille."

A small price to pay for acting as the devil's advocate, but it was worth the trouble knowing that Izuku wasn't theirs but hers. She knew of the girls that talked about her husband. The nerve of those pre-pubescent, immature, coffee-drinking sluts that they were. Those broads, particularly Momo, Ochako, and Tsuyu couldn't handle her cinnamon prince. She had to step in, to intervene. She removed the pump from the tank. She giggled as a bit of gasoline dribbled on the pump. She eagerly couldn't wait until Izuku pumps his gas into her tank. Like the vehicle, she was reared to go.

She got inside of the vehicle and closed the door. She turned on the ignition as she prepared to shift it into drive. She focused her mirror to keep her adjusted to the road. She hummed a song that reminded her of Izuku.

Come with me, my love

In the sea, the sea of love

All I wanna tell you

Is how much I love you

Chills ran through her spine as she knew her sleeping prince was inches away. She couldn't wait until she left what she called the danger zone. The danger zone of leaving Honshu. She knew that with two missing students, it will quickly turn into an investigation. That was why she had to leave as soon as possible. Shikoku was her destination and she was going to head there. And if it meant hurting people, she had to do what was possible.

Do you remember when we met?

That's the day I knew you were my pet

All I wanna tell you

Is how much I love you

She cracked a smile, a smile that spread wider than the Mariana Trench. A smile that was wider than the Grand Canyon. "Oh, I love you, I love you. More than anything," she said to herself as she continued on to her trek into her newfound happiness.

A sigh of relief came from his chapped lips. He was relieved that his leg wasn't broken, but that was not something to celebrate until he could get out of this mess. Until then, he had no other alternative, but to play chicken.

As he traveled to parts unknown, his mind was consumed with many things. How did he get into this mess? How can he get out? What warranted Mina Ashido to do these things. As he thought of her past, Mina was nothing more than outgoing, cheery, friendly, pleasant to be around. This wasn't the same Mina that scoured the forest in search of him, drugged him, and put him in the trunk of a vehicle.

Suddenly, the car made a complete stop. The sound of the engine cut off. Pretending to be asleep, unconscious, or dead, he waited patiently and quietly for the unknown. Izuku heard the sound of footsteps approaching the back. Then, he heard the sounds of key unlocking the vehicle. The door opened and out of nowhere, he felt the grip of Mina grabbing him and slumping him over her shoulder. He dangled as he was going to parts unknown. He could smell Mina's sweat as he continued to go along her. It was foul, unlike her usual scent of sweet blue flowers. Mina may have been a tomboy and acted more of a tough girl, but she was still a girl.

The sound of a car door alerted Izuku's thoughts as he felt himself enter. The air was thick and it felt heavy. It felt like depression lived there. It had a smell of mildew, infuriating his nostrils. It was interesting he thought as the senses become stronger after losing others. Suddenly, he felt the feeling of the hard thump on the console. He quietly shrieked as she pushed his injured leg. He fought the pain, trying his hardest to not signal anything to Mina. He felt Mina touching his ankle and began unwrapping the rope from around his ankle, freeing the tension from it. He heard the rope made a slight thump beside him. He did hear the unzipping of something from behind. He heard footsteps going back and forth from one direction to the next. She did return and he felt her face touching near his. He wanted to panic, but he fought it. Instead, he kept his eyes closed and played coy as possible as he could.

He heard Mina opening the back seat of the vehicle. He heard her making grunting noises as she used that very rope to tie around his chest. Pushing the chair with her foot, she secured the rope to connect to the back seat, ensuring that Izuku will be immobile. She grabbed his arms, using more rope to tie around to the back of the seat. Once more, he was bounded by Mina.

Mina closed the back door and gave Izuku another final look. She gave such a pleasant smile as she caressed his face. Immediately, he became repulsed by the cold, smooth hand of the pinkette.

It gave her confirmation that Izuku was awake.

"You're awake, my darling," she spoke to him gently. His eyes snapped open, only to turn blue in the face when seeing that Mina had a knife in her hand. Before he could part his lips to scream, she used her hands to muffle his moans. "Be quiet, my husband. Shh! Be quiet!" She gave him a frightening glare. "I said be quiet."

Izuku followed her instructions.

"This knife isn't for you," she told gently. "This knife aided me with the ropes. However, I may have to use this knife if I have to, to stop others from having." She pointed at him. "I've said be quiet. You can be quite fussy, my darling. So, please don't be nosy. We don't want to attract attention."

Izuku reluctantly nodded. "Look at you and how beautiful you are, my dear." He wanted to cringe, but he felt the pressure of the knife against his lips. It was sharp as she rubbed it on both of his lips. "So gentle, so fragile, my darling. This very moment, this chase, this dance we are doing makes it worth it to have you in my possession."

"Possession?"

"Yes, my love. In order to have love, there must be a possession," she said matter-of-factly. "But, we are in love, so that is okay!" She began to giggle once more. "I waited for this day, my darling" smiled Mina as she was laughing in delight. "I want you to understand my darling that I love you. I really do. I know what you are thinking. Why did I do what I did this to you? It is because I love you. I wanted to keep you in place. I needed to do whatever I could to keep you under my grasp. You are mine, Izuku."

Chills were riveting through his spine, especially how she was holding that knife. "Please, Mina," he said pleadingly. "Let's head back home and talk about this. We can work it out back at the school."

She held her face together tenderly. Her eyes produced heart-shaped pupils. "Izuku said, 'let's head back home.' You really do love me, Izuku. I knew you did. You do." She glared as she pressed her body onto his. "But, darling. UA High isn't our home." She stroked his hair with the knife. "Our home is us. Where we're heading is going to be our new home."

"New home? What are you saying, Mina?"

She produced a frightening grin. "We are going to run away together, my darling husband. We are going to create our brand new life." She planted her nose upon his neck, inhaling his scent, his fear. "We are going to run away, silly. We will get married, have children." She giggled. "That...that...gives me shivers to know that I am forever with you."

She placed her hands onto his tired thighs. "You will no longer call me just a classmate or a friend. When in fact, I am going to be your wife, forever." She reached into a pocket. In her possession was a syringe. "Now, darling, I will have you go to sleep for a little while. I don't need you to have cold feet."

Izuku began resisting but Mina shushed him. "Don't worry, baby. This won't hurt." She sighed, knowing that it wasn't the truth. "No, it will. But it will short and sharp, very quick."

"Please, Mina. No, Mina."

"Now, you will feel a prick. Now hold still."

As if with a hammer, Mina throbbed the syringe into his neck. The few moments of Izuku's screams were fading away.

There we are.

Don't fight it. DON'T fight it.

Just let the drugs take you.

Just give in.

Don't worry, darling. In a few hours, our problems, our troubles, our fears will be over.

Just go to sleep. When you wake up, we will be in paradise.

Just go to sleep. Enjoy the pleasure of this paradigm that we are creating.

Just the two of us.

I love you, Izuku.

And eventually, you will love me, too!

I love you, Izuku. I love you so much!

Izuku was fading away. He watched as Mina smiled at his distress. The very expression she did when he was kidnapped by her. She leaned forward to give him a kiss.

She tastes sweet, Izuku thought.

Silence followed thereafter.

To be continued...