Hey, guys! GOTA here. As Big Diesel works on graduate school, I have some time from my dissertation to work on this. I call it a sophomoric effort but it is light-hearted and interesting in a way. We actually wrote this about six months ago but decided to finish it. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you another MHI special: Choosing the right words to please a jealous yandere.

Izuku leaned against the aisle as he watched Mei search for a costume. UA High was having a costume party this week and she wanted to search for the perfect costume. Of course, Mei had to check through the pesky skanks' database. No iOS in the world was safe from the clutches of Mei Hatsume.

Pointy-arrowed bitch wants to dress like Peach from Super Mario Bros. Fucking virgin!

Horse Meat wants to dress like some Brony. Will keep an eye on the glue stick!

Kyoka wants to be Judy Funnie from 'Doug.' It would be cute if she wasn't after my damn man. I saw you like my hero's IG pictures. Don't me hurt you.

Aww, Ms. Joke wants she and Eri want to become Raggedy Andy and Raggedy Anne. You think you dressing like that so you can get some cool points. I will end you, bitch and your little foster kid, too.

The latter part was met with a soft karate chop from Izuku's head. "Your limits when you involve children, dear." He sighed as he leaned his shoulder beside her as she continued searching for a costume.

Mei sighed heavily. "Sorry! I just don't want any skank to outdo me. There is a cash prize competition for best dressed couple." She gripped her fist, showing the passionate fire in her eyes. "I will be damned if Ponytail and Icy Hot defeat us!" She gritted her teeth. "She, too, thinks she is so slick." She turned to her hero. "I saw you make eye contact with you during class."

Rubbing the back of his head, he responded, "She is the vice president. That is her job." He raised his eyebrow. "How did you even…"

She put her finger to his lips, rubbing it affectionately. "The class of 1-H's best mechanic knows her way around the school." She narrowed her eyes, showing a sinister look. "And around a hoe." She flicked her nose. "All girls even lesbians are a suspect. Even that damn Katsuki is a suspect as well."

"Katsuki doesn't think like that about me."

"Really? So, why he is coming up with ideas of dressing up like 2B from NiER?"

"Maybe he has a crush? Even I jer...I mean observed the character since I have the game."

Mei smiled. "It's okay if you want to enjoy the pleasure of animated flesh." She then gripped his collar. "Of course, it means that I would have to lock your cock." She flicked his nose. "And trust me, babe. I have my ways of giving you pleasure with or without your loving cock." She kissed him on the nose. "Got it?!"

"Clear as day."

"Excellent." She continued searching for costume. "Besides, I erased all of those files from your hard drive."

"Even the…."

"Yes, even the ebony, interracial, Aki Sora, Swingout Sisters, and all of the RWBY parodies," said Mei matter-of-factly. "Speaking of the lowbrow pseudo-lesbian shipping thotianas, I noticed that you have a fascination with the bitch of the group."

"Weiss?"

"No, you silly goose! Blake!"

"Wait a minute! You know that she isn't real. Just a character."

She made a slight cackle before flicking her boyfriend's nose. "She might be just a character to you. But to me, she is a threat. She takes off at least three of the five hours of your nightly masturbation and a quarter of your lotion." She narrowed her eyebrows. "That would explain your hurting wrist and the things you do under the covers. You know I have cameras, you silly goose."

He stood up, grabbing her shoulders. "Mei, relax. You know that I belong to you."

"Right!"

"You know I will do everything you ask."

"That isn't much of a choice, sweetness. You will do it or else a lot of people would be seeing the Holy Christ."

"Right," he said sarcastically. "Anyway, it is Blake Belladonna. She is subtle, a bit annoying, a silent beauty in a sense. She is cute but she isn't real. She isn't you."

"Is that what you want me to be, the bitch?!"

Izuku grew concern. Normally, an argument over an imaginary character wouldn't last this long. It would normally end in rough sex but this is out of the ordinary.

"No, Mei. I love you for who you are!"

"Then why are you jacking off to girls like that?"

"She isn't the only one, sweetheart. These girls aren't anything but relief."

"I am your relief! No other skank in the world loves you like I do."

"Mei, relax."

The pinkette began blowing steam. Her eyes were turning white. Sweat was dripping from her palms. She began making violently constricting animal noises that only animation would produce. "Are you telling me what to do, sweetness?"

Izuku swallowed a lump under his throat. A balloon popped out of nowhere. A child was screaming frantically. A lightbulb blew out. And the PA system began staticing heavily. Izuku took a step back as a storm was brewing in front of his girl. He violated one of her rules.

Never tell Mei to relax when she feels pressured or stressed.

"Mei, I...I...I...didn't mean it like that," said Izuku cautiously.

Mei wasn't listening. She began floating in the air. Suddenly, lights began blowing out. A huge gust of wind began flowing. Costumes were blowing and ripping from the hanger. As if a tornado was forming, the columns of wind began circulating and the costumes and other flying objects was joining Mei in her own storm.

Izuku fell backward to the ground. Mei's eyes were glaring at her naive, stupid boyfriend.

"What was those words, Izuku honey," asked Mei calmly. However, Izuku knew that the tone was insincere. She was one word away from being incandescent with rage.

"I-I-I-th-think th-th-th…"

"WHAT!" A huge gust of wind came from her mouth. Izuku's eyes were widened by the sudden impact. He was panting. Trying to be solution-oriented, Izuku used his trump card. A final ace in the hole.

"How about two tickets to Disneyland to see the Big Hero 6 exhibit?"

She was unmoved. As if she was a Super Saiyan, she developed a small ball of energy from her hand.

"Backstage passes to the exhibit," he said worriedly as he was backing away. "Buy whatever treats you want."

The ball was getting bigger.

Tears were flowing from his eyes. "Autograph signature from the creators and your Baymax plush toy. I even sport the Hiro outfit again."

"If I go as Tadashi."

Izuku turned to see Mei remaining the same but he can see her pupils. "If I can go as the genderbend Tadashi. And you go as a genderbend Hiro, Hiroko!"

"Really? Why in the hell…"

She returned back to her current state of mind, now with her hands circling around the big ball of energy.

"Ok, ok! I will go as Hiroko! I will! I will," cried Izuku. "Please, Mei, don't hurt me."

The moment he closed his eyes, the gust of wind stopped. Everything was returning to normal. He opened his eyes to see Mei returning to the ground. She was returning to her former composure. She was smiling.

"Sweet, thank you so much, baby." She got on her knees and kissed him on the lips. "Hmm, I love smelling your fear. Let's me know who you belong to. I love you, Izuku!"

And I love you, too, strange woman whom I often have second thoughts.

"Change that tone and that genderbend Hiro will be sporting a dress," said Mei.

"All right," he said mimically in a Quagmire voice. He stood up as his face was looking at the restroom. "If you excuse me, dear, I think I need to go to the restroom." He tried his best to smile before departing, leaving Mei alone on the aisle.

When Mei returned to looking for costumes, she spotted a particular item that got her attention. At first, she frowned about the outfit. However, thinking about what had happened earlier, she sighed heavily about the decision she was going to make.

Hey, seamstress! You wouldn't happen to have Blake's outfit in a size 2 would you?

...and does it come with the cat ears as well?

...and the freaking bow?

To be continued...maybe?

Somewhere in a certain dorm room at the Beacon Academy, Blake Belladonna was lying in bed writing fanfiction on her laptop. With a plate of scones and a spot of tea, the Faunus was enjoying her afternoon, knowing that she had what she needed to fulfill her day.

She paused, deciding to take a little break. It wasn't often that she wrote fanfiction. But when she did, it was strictly My Hero Academia fandom.

Oh, Izuku! How much you pull my heartstrings! How much I love and adore you! Oum damn it! Why can't you be real. My sweet, sweet cinnamon roll!

She knew that the girls were busy as they were studying for Oum-knows-what at Oum-knows-where. She couldn't care less. Especially when she had time to herself and to get lost in her Izuku wonderland.

I wonder if Jaune wouldn't mind dying his hair green. She stood up as she stretched her arms. She walked to the window where she can see the view of the commons. She paused, seeing the members of Team RWBY passing through. She waved to each of them. As they left, she stuck her tongue out while lowering her eyelids with her finger. "Damn harlots!"

She gave the girls a hidden glare. "Everyone of them is suspect," she said. "No way in hell are you guys going to take my Jauney. Speaking of Jauney, where in the hell is he." She gripped her fist. "If any cum-guzzling, cheap Mount Lady Hentai 34 violating, Midnight-wannabe-shopping-at Victoria's Secret-whore…"

She smiled when she saw her Jaune walking through the commons.

Look at my golden puppy. So sexy, so beautiful. If he was a grape, I would suck the juices until there was nothing but skin. If it was bath water, I would drink it. The thing I would do to my Jauney. It is like he was asking to be attacked. My Jauney! My Jauney! MY IZUKU!

She smiled when spotting Jaune. She saw Lie Ren following behind. She frowned when seeing Yang running back to them. Her eyes became fiery when she saw Yang putting her hands on Jaune's shoulder.

So, you couldn't get enough of the pudding, can't you, bitch?! You. Are. So. Fucking. Dead!

Blake thought of some of the things the girls of Izuku's harem did to protect their man. "Jauney, please be ready when I am going to have my way with you. And Yang, darling, please prepare to fucking suffer. Either support me and my Jauney or die for your pride. That sweet cinnamon role is mine!"

My sweet, sweet, Izuku!

To be continued...for real this time...will there be a crossover for this? I don't know. Maybe!