Hey, guys. GOTA, here, on the second installment of 'The Mighty Firecracker.' I am taking a bit of a turn on this. But, trust me, it will be quite an adventure. Enjoy!
'The Mighty Firecracker (or Squad Sh!t, Part 2)."
Arrogance is STILL a bitch….
Tenya walked out of the arcade a defeated man. He spent the last of his allowance on Pac Man. An allowance that was actually next month's allowance that was given to him for an extension of credit. Rubbing his callous hands, he looked at the nice sky in the hope of a shooting star to grant his wish.
Lost to a six-year-old! How in the hell does Eri know about this game? This game?! A father was barely a pellet in his father's sperm bank when this came out. To think I gave her the last of my allowance is such a bet. And it was being filmed?
Poor timing matter-of-factly as the happy-go-lucky Eri stepped outside. The look of satisfaction as she held onto Tenya's earnings. She triple-flipped her hair, showcasing her horn and her bling, a gold necklace that said "Boss."
"Sorry, Champ!" She tossed the coins in the air, showing all of her teeth. "If you want to get this back, you can play me for you." She winked as she returned her loot in her pocket. "However, it is going to cost you heavy."
He pointed harshly at the kid. "Look, Eri. I am not sure what that poor bastard did to you under his experiments, but no way in hell I will give you my only ball for the allowance." He paused, turning red as he released information that shouldn't have been released. He spread his fingers. "Balls! Yes, I have two!"
Eri gave him a sly look. "Right! Anyway! Good luck explaining it to your parents!" She began to hum as she hopped and skipped onward home.
"The 'rents are gonna kill me." He slapped his forehead. "No way they are going to live this down." He looked to the sky. Why God?! Why me? I play fair. I am a good guy. It isn't my fault that my brother lost his balls. Why did I have to give one away? Damn you, Stain!
It was getting late. Bitching and moaning about becoming his brother's toilet wiper here wasn't going to help. As he contemplated on coercing a scheme, maybe a robbery to explain his losses, he spied a certain succubus lurking in the shadows.
He cornered himself at an alley. No way he wanted to face the wrath of Kaya. A bitch if he had ever met one. On day one, she quickly exposed him to the girls as a minuteman. And the only thing he was shooting was his little gun in the boys' restroom. Of course, Kaya filmed it and showed it to her female classmates.
Why am I being the victim? Why am I the target? Why not Minoru? He should have been the easy...no, no, Iida. She was showing her authority. I am the tour guide of UA High. It's my fault for wanting an extra boost on my resume of becoming a Pro Hero.
He felt a couple of minutes idling behind the gangway was enough. He stepped out, deciding to head back to the dorms.
The genius took off his glasses, rubbing the glare from his spectacles. Upon putting them back on, he shockingly encountered Ochako.
"God," he shouted. "Scared me for a second."
It was met with a little laughter from the brunette. "Sorry, Iida. Why are you out this late?"
"I could be asking the same thing. It does violate UA High Rules and Regulations regarding curfew." Typical Iida, quite the enforcer when necessitated. "Your explanations, young lady."
Ochako remained unmoved. Placing her hands on her hips, she raised her eyebrow. "Something tells me that you have lost your earnings, minuteman."
Tenya turned beet red. The hairs on his back began to stand upon hearing that wretched word. It was met with a slap on Ochako's shoulder.
"Just messing," The brunette winked as she held onto her hands. "Anyway, let's call it even and head back together."
Tenya quickly nodded, agreeing to the request. "Let's." The duo turned to make their route onward to the dorms. "For the record, Ochako, I wasn't doing anything inappropriate. Just had a terrible bad itch down there. Looks can be deceiving."
"Didn't think an itch involved a picture of Kodai."
"Coincidence, may I add."
"Did she get permission for that pic in her bikini when we went to the…."
"Ok, ok! Enough!" Tenya snorted from his nose. "Damn, that Kaya girl!"
Ochako paused in her footsteps. "I can agree. In the one week, she has been here, chaos ensues."
"Can't agree any more with you." Though you seemed entertained after she showed the video.
Ochako hit his shoulder. "That was before I grew aware of her intentions. She is evil and rotten to the core. We had an incident with her, me and the other girls."
As they were walking the half-mile route to the dorms, Ochako gave him the scoop on the encounter with Kaya's sexual attempt with Izuku.
"Golly," retorted Tenya. "Izuku stood his ground?"
"Like a champ," replied Ochako. "Even had Komori and Tokage from 1-B to sway into her trap."
"They were the easiest to pull," stated Tenya as he pushed the button at the intersection. "Still, Kayama is a tough nut to crack. Only because she is Kayama-sensei's niece."
"So," interjected Ochako. "Who decided to make her queen and run the place."
"Didn't stop you from laughing at my expense."
"Hey," she said while given a stare at him. "When you get My Hero Tenya on the roll, then you can invoke your right to complain."
The duo crossed the intersection. "Be as it may, Uraraka. Kayama has the school on her tip and the things you were telling are true, then she wants Izuku around her tip as well."
Ochako stopped once more, turning in front of Tenya. "Let's hope to God that you are wrong. Very, very wrong."
"Well based on what you are telling me, she can be lurking around right now."
"I doubt it. Kayama-sensei gave her an earful when she was sent to her office."
"You're talking about Kayama-sensei. The same sensei who is much as a seductress than any woman in this school. C'mon, Uraraka. She is called 18+ for a reason." Tenya rubbed the bridge of his nose. "The only thing Kayama-sensei is keeping an earful and mouthful is she receives notices of coupons from Victoria's Secret or Adam & Eve."
"Are you implying that she doesn't have a grip on Kayama?"
"It's late! A Friday night. Before I went to the arcade, I just saw Kayama-sensei boarding a taxi with Mount Lady and Hawks." Tenya looked at a passing car before turning to Ochako. "And I don't recall taxi cars with loudspeakers saying untz, untz, untz!" He took another breath. "Plus, I saw Little Miss Succubus a few moments ago before I came across you."
Ochako's face immediately flattened upon hearing the word of this surprise announcement. "I just left Izuku about fifteen minutes ago. He was heading back to the dorms."
It didn't take the genius long to put two and two together. "If Kayama-sensei is away…."
Ochako's fist made contact with her hand. "Then the bitch will play."
Meanwhile….
Izuku wasn't going to have it. He refused to become a victim. Granted, he wished that his other counterparts would have taken the insight of that but there was nothing more he could do about that.
Or them.
"Why are you this feisty?" Kaya carried a smug, yet alluring grin. It didn't even take long for her to tear the buttons from her blouse. Buttons spread like fireworks, exposing her luscious DD-breasts. "I'm jiggling, baby, just for you!" She raised her arms, exposing her luscious goods. Why did she look too similar to Kayama-sensei, Izuku thought. Admittedly, he thought Kaya and her aunt were quite attractive women. In a different light, this should be a turn-on, possibly a threesome if they were up for it.
It matters not as Izuku leaned against the window. Both hands were onto his desk. He was on the third floor. The landing shouldn't be that bad.
Can it?
Kaya's deep sea blue eyes were staring onto Izuku. She smirked, knowing that Izuku could possibly have a plan. "Thinking of escaping? Think again!" She snapped her fingers, pointing at him. "For tonight, you!"
He scoffed. "Right, Hand Banana! The only thing you will be doing tonight is to get the hell out of my room." Izuku returned her snapping fingers. "How about that?"
She clapped her hands. "Check out the balls that have finally descended from Deku! I knew they weren't hiding from just Katsuki."
"Keep him out of this! An asshole he is but nevertheless my asshole." He scoffed once more. "At least I can expect what he does to me."
That caught Kaya off guard. She lowered her arms, crossing them in the process. "For a moment, I was beginning to suspect that you were gay."
His ace in the hole!
"Yep!"
"I'm sorry?! Yep, what?" Kaya looked confused.
"Yep! I am gay!"
"You're just saying that!"
"Nope! A proud gay male," said Izuku adamantly with a strong smile on his face. "A rainbow loving, booty-shorts-wearing, listening to techno music on Muscle Beach type of gay." He snapped his fingers flamboyantly. "Yas! Hey! Hey! Hey!"
She stomped her feet, covering her breasts out of frustration. Izuku decided to keep this up, trying his best to deflect anything to protect him from Kaya's succubus wrath. "Yep! Matter-of-factly, I was finishing watching some yaoi hentai." He nodded approvingly. "Just saw this penis and I thought to myself, 'you know what, this is fine! I imagined it to be Katsuki.'
"What kind of yaoi?"
"C'mon," he scoffed. "Boku no Pico, Cross Days, and anything that includes otokonoko. Especially if it is Astolfo."
"Astolfo doesn't count! He is waifu for everyone!"
"It does if you let him do the fucking."
Kaya's eyes began twitching. It looked as though her brain was malfunctioning. She sat on his bed, rubbing her head fervently. Her hands were covering her face. She looked disappointed. No! No! That can't be right! That is impossible! No! NO! NO! NO! Kaya is never wrong. I've done the research! I have collected the date! Stealing his underwear from the laundry. Spying on him during gym class. Following him while no one thinks he is being watched. Izuku can't be gay. You are not gay! YOU ARE NOT GAY! YOU AREN'T GAY, IZUKU!
"Yep! This is rearer than Kirsten Dunst's pancake nipples. Gay as I can be!" Izuku nodded approvingly, feeling pleased for his lie. "Well, sorry I can't be any service to you, Kaya." Kaya began mumbling incoherently, all in the while her eyes were twitching. "Allow me to escort you out. I believe you have stumbled quite a shock this evening!" Izuku took Kaya's arm and led her out of the door. "Don't let the rainbow flag hit you on the way out. Don't be upset. We all can't get what we want!"
He closed the door. The moment he did, he felt relief.
Shit! That was THE last trump card I had left. I almost was going to say I was saving myself for Blake Belladonna or Yang Xiao Long. I doubt that would happen. Like Vale would cross paths in this series. Anyway, with Kaya out of the picture, I can relax for the evening.
Izuku sat on his bed, thinking about the events that unfolded from today.
I need to find some way to convince Kaya to keep that between us. Yet again, I don't think she would do anything drastic.
Oh, Izuku! You have spoken too soon. Must ye forget thy golden rule about yanderes?
Before Izuku could part the words to find a video game to play, he watched a screw fly from his front door. As if everything was in slow motion, his door splintered into many pieces.
His heart began to beat.
Standing in front of the door, once the dust settled, was Kaya herself.
She stood motionless. She was sporting the same outfit as her aunt. However, it was in black and blue, wearing a black mask. She had her signature whip in her hand, her hand on her hip. Set in the center of her leotard was an instrument that she encountered in lesbian or femdom videos.
"Izuku Midoriya," she spoke to him in a distorted voice. "You've upset the balance of this Mighty Firecracker and YOU WILL PAY!"
Izuku stood on his guard. Sliding off the bed, he immediately darted for the wall.
Upon doing so, the sound of the crackling whip made content with the wall. She missed Izuku, however, it left quite an indention on the wall.
"They always say confused ones like you tend to run away from this," said Kaya with a sniveling grin.
Izuku landed on the other side of the wall. He was covered in concrete but still alive.
Kaya aimed her whip at Izuku. This time, he flipped from the scene sliding to the floor as he narrowly missed another strike. This strike tore his roommate's bed in half.
"If I can't have you, Midoriya," she said in her distorted voice. "Then, no one will. Rather you like me or not, I will force it on you. Even it means taking your rosebud. I am coming for you, Izuku, one way or another. You are mine, Izuku! You hear me, I will make you love me!"
Wiping the sweat, he remained relentless. "I might not be from Detroit, but I am definitely passing on this smash!"
Furrowing her eyebrows, she aimed for Izuku once more. "You want to be that way, fine!"
In that split second, Izuku never thought (in this series) he would have to use this. He took a stance. Upon doing so, electricity was forming. His eyes were rolling to the back of his head (trying to not see what he was going to do to Kaya).
"Kaya, you left me with no choice." Izuku garnered the energy to prepare for his attack. He told himself that he was only going to use 1% of his quirk to stun her. "Detroit Sm…"
It was interrupted when the sound of the window shattered. Immediately, he turned.
"Ochako?!"
"Hang on," she told him. She took hold of Izuku and before he could figure out the situation, they jumped out of the third floor. Ochako grabbed Izuku tightly, holding his body to hers. Although the jump lasted only seconds, to her, it was timeless.
Thanking the gods for her ability to fly, they landed safely on the ground.
Well, almost safely. They landed on Tenya's back.
"God damn!" Tenya shouted to them. Ochako may have miscalculated the trajectory of landing. "Damn that hurt!"
"Don't worry! Your aura can patch that up," exclaimed Ochako.
"Wrong show, Ruby," exclaimed Tenya while rubbing his aching back.
"Same difference! Recovery Girl can treat it."
"No wonder why your grades in Science suck!"
"We can bitch about my grades later," interjected Ochako. "We have to go!" She stared at the dorm, seeing the Mighty Firecracker with fiery eyes.
"WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING WITH MY IZUKU?!" Kaya's voice sounded like she can awake mythical creatures from their slumber.
"One thing is for certain," retorted Ochako to Kaya. "It won't be from the cavern or that tormentor around that waist." She turned to Tenya. "Think you can support Izuku until we can find somewhere safe."
"As long as you can fly your way," replied Tenya.
"All right," said Ochako. "Let's roll!"
Using his legs, Tenya began humming like a piston as they were heading away from the scene.
"Where are we going," asked Tenya.
"Momo's place," retorted Ochako. "A couple of us will conduct a meeting to discuss this."
To be continued….
Deku, Deku! Kaya's gonna get you!
Deku, Deku! Kaya's gonna rape you!
Look into my eyes, my Izuku!
You are going to be all mine!
If I will have to take everyone out to make you mine.
I will in order for me to become your bride!
BD: Quite a chapter, GOTA! Very proud of you! And no smexy time!
GOTA: Trying to take a break from it, maybe. Experimentation!
BD: No problem with that. Thank you for taking charge in my absence.
GOTA: With some time I got before returning to my dissertation, I don't mind.
BD: Keep it up! It won't be long before I get my doctorate.
GOTA: Then we can be doctors together.
BD: Right! Right! Alright, stay tuned for the next exciting chapter.
GOTA: Hey! That's my line!
BD: My profile page!