This is BD with another MHI special. This is a story in which the yandere loves you literally to death. Katsuki being Katsuki makes a mistake that is worth his life according to a certain blonde foreigner. It is a rat race as Yang is on the hunt to take Katsuki down. Will he escape? Read and see. This is an OOC Yang x OOC Katsuki "love" story.

What is Explosive Dragons – it is a crossover crackship between Katsuki (MHA) and Yang (RWBY). An alternative nickname is Lord and Lady Explosion Murder.

Mineta needed a cigarette, the coldest glass of water, and a dry pair of undies after what he did in the restroom. He was skipping class as he couldn't hold it in. He was in need of relief and knew the stalls were going to be empty during class. There were so many breaches from his water hose that he knew it would not only take a custodian but probably FEMA to clear out that great white flood in the stall.

For safe measure, he found the 'Out of Order' sign and placed it in front of the restroom stall. A tiny window before anyone from the afterschool cleaning crew would find out. Bless the students who were on cleaning duty today.

Mineta stepped out of the restroom with relieved smile on his face. "Who knew that thoughts of those foreign girls can make me feel spent. Not even the toughest detergent can remove those stains on the walls and in my boxers." The Beacon girls were to blame. How can God allow fashion models such as them walk upon this Earth without being someone's fantasy?

The grapehead teen knew that a liter of water, orange juice, and some sport drinks to refill his electrolytes – especially when it came to the flirty blonde. The last and certainly not the least of the clan cost him plenty of ghost loads.

As he staggered onto the hallway, occasionally bumping himself against the lockers, he heard the sounds of rampant footsteps.

…!

It was Katsuki running – and at a high rate of speed! Only God knows what he did to constitute this juncture. Did he pick on Deku again? Did he talk back to Kayama-sensei or Aizawa-sensei? Maybe just being the arrogant ass he is was the cause and cure for this debacle?

Whatever reason he had was to be put on hold — Katsuki was heading into this direction.

"Mineta, you got to help a guy!" He dropped to his knees. Sweat dampened his clothes. Taking further observation, his uniform was unkempt, sloppily buttoned, and tearing in certain areas.

"Huh?" Mineta was caught off-guard. When did Lord Explosion Murder wanted help? This has to be a lie for a setup.

"Ha, ha, ha, Bakugo!" Minoru replied nonchalantly. "Very clever of you. Who's around that corner who is serving as your pawn to pick on me?"

"No, dude! I am serious. I need your help!"

Mineta had his arms folded, unconvinced. "Yeah…right!" He placed his hand to his mouth. "Alright, guys. No mood for jokes. Get on out—" He was cut off when Katsuki put his hand to Mineta's mouth.

"She might be listening." Katsuki said, displaying worry. Still holding onto the grapehead, he dragged the kid back into the restroom. When coming inside, he stepped into the nearest stall. Minoru was blessed that he didn't pick the neighboring stall.

Minoru was released as he sat on the toilet. The blond locked the door shut, slowly tiptoeing to Minoru in the tiny cubicle of a stall. Mineta took notice. "Dude, this isn't exactly an efficiency."

"Shh!" Katsuki said to him. "She might be listening."

"Who's listening?"

Before he could answer, the restroom door became ajar. Katsuki reflexively sat on the dwarf's lap. He spread his legs so that his feet couldn't be seen. Thankfully, Mineta was short enough for his feet to be off the ground.

"What's going on?" Minoru whispered to the blond.

Katsuki didn't say anything. However, it did prove evident by the shivering coming off his body. The teen covered his mouth to muffle any reaction, trying his best to not make his presence known. Minoru kept his ears open, wanting to know what was that thing that Katsuki was running away from.

"Sumimasen, shinitai kinpatsu yarō wa imasu ka?"

Minoru's back was pressed against the head of the toilet as Katsuki backed away as far as space allowed. Footsteps filled the once-empty restroom as the person proceeded to step further inside. The grapehead recognized the voice — the very person that was already occupying his mind in the toilet: Yang Xiao Long.

"Where are you, Blondes? The scent of cheap cologne and fear permeates my space. You're close!" Yang's voice showed a venomous taste in her mouth. But at the same time, a maniacal sense of excitement.

"Of course, Bakugo! It's always you, Bakugo. Why is it the blondes that have all of the fun?" Minoru grimaced, upset that another woman of his dreams became deterred once again about this so-called fearless leader. What did Katsuki do to warrant this? Did he sleep with her and failed to call her? Did he expose their rendezvous onto social media sites? He shouldn't have thought of the worst but he couldn't help it. Katsuki always had his way and that right there irritated him.

For a moment, what was to stop him from exposing the condescending, arrogant ass.

She cackled loudly, her voice echoed and bounced from wall to wall. The sound of footsteps peddled like a ballet dancer – intricate in flow and style. In other words, this was a tease to him.

"Can't talk now, can you? What's the matter? Exhausted that bulldog mouth with that pomeranian ass?" She said, tapping the stall in front of them. "Knock, knock? Anyone home? Are you in there, Ba-ku-go?"

Beads of sweat dripped from the spiky-haired blond, causing some to cascade onto Minoru.

"Door number one? Door number two?" She said in a sing-song voice. "Which of these doors am I gonna find you?"

…!

A clicking sound was made – similar to loading and cocking a gun.

"Let me take off these pesky gloves. I want these hands to have the privilege of ringing out your neck," she said fiendish. She tapped the stall again. "Oh, can't wait to see your cute face when I drain your life away." She tapped the stall again, this time harsher. "Come out, Bakugo! Don't be afraid! I'll make sure your final moments are as tantalizing as it can be."

This wasn't how Minoru thought his life was going to end. There were plans on his bucket list — a threesome at a pink salon, being caught by an angry husband, and having sex with a nun in the confession booth. So many things that were going to falter due to what Bakugo did.

What did he do to cause Yang to track him down like a dog?

Two weeks ago….

The boys of 1-A returned back to Alliance Heights after hearing one of Principal Nezu's boring, long-winded speeches.

"As the Headmaster of UA High, it is a privilege and due diligence…blah, blah, blah!" Katsuki said as he was mocking the bearlike creature. "That meeting could have easily been a letter sent to our email."

"Like you would read it." Iida commented, flexing his arms.

"Shut it, you shitty extra or else, I give you something else to cry about instead of your brother." Katsuki retorted.

Eijiro intervened between the two. "Take it easy, bros! No one expected to have a Saturday meeting." He said in a much happier tone. "We're heroes, expect the unexpected!"

"It's my weekend off." Katsuki snorted as he shoved Kirishima and Iida out of the way as the group was heading toward the common room. "I would worry about the Hero Course when it's Nezu's time." He saw the couch and jumped onto the cushion. "When it's Saturday, it's Bakugo time."

Iida wanted to protest, but was met by the wavering hand of Izuku. "Don't worry about Bakugo-chan. After some video game playing, he would be fine."

Midoriya was met with a tossed book headed toward his direction. Fortunately the steel teen caught it with his hand.

"Did I need someone to vouch for me, Deku," interjected Bakugo. "Last time I checked, I don't need a father. Just because your father isn't at home doesn't mean mine isn't. I don't need your validation."

The emerald-haired teen frowned. "Yeah, sure. Whatever~!" He muttered under his breath, causing him to stutter.

Much to his annoyance, he decided not to let Kacchan's attitude get to him. He was having a great start to the weekend. His mother sent him a care package of his favorite goodies, the latest edition of Assassination Classroom has been released, and best of all, Uraraka asked him out on a date. Something he hasn't told the guys, if not had any plans to inform the guys. The last thing he needed was oohs and ahhs and negative comments from Kacchan if he 'fails to launch.'

As some of the boys found a suitable spot in the common room, Iida grabbed the remote to turn on the television. Sero recently purchased a Nintendo GameCube from the thrift store and wanted to share the joys of yesteryear with his classmates. Denki and Minoru passed out the controllers as all of them were having Super Smash Bros. Melee fever. Aoyama and Sero went to the kitchen to grab snacks.

"Hey, guys! Guess what?" Katsuki said as he snatched one of the controllers from Minoru. "You remember that foreign girl from Beacon? Ruby Rose?"

Hearing those words sent a worried glance toward Tenya, Eijiro, and Izuku. Since Ruby and her teammates' arrival to UA, the spiky-haired blond didn't give them a chance to enter their dorms before flirting, challenging, or in his instance with the blonde, combating through swear words. Nezu has warned him to keep his distance away from the girls unless necessary through learning. From that point, the spiky-haired blond made it a priority to set an example out of those foreign girls.

"Yeah?" Tenya strained his voice as he passed the controller to Izuku. He politely passed, displaying concern as they saw the shit-eating grin on Katsuki's face. "I hope you're telling me that you and her have made peace."

"Peace?" The blond scoffed. "Faunus please! There is no peace unless it is coming after rest. And nothing brings great joy to tear them into pieces." He snickered loudly. "However, no need to start an inter-universal war…yet!" He crossed his legs. "When I become a Pro Hero, I would be sure to toss them in a pit of Grimm and Nomu!"

"Right~!" Eijiro said, feeling concerned as he knew Katsuki must have done something to them. "What did you do this time?"

"Who says I've done anything?" Katsuki interjected, arching an eyebrow.

"You say her name and then make a grimacing comment." Izuku said. "You must have something up your sleeve."

The blond set his controller down. The shit-eating grin remained. "Well…since you bastards are interested, I'll explain myself." He took a breath momentarily before beginning his story. "Earlier today at the library, I may have accidentally made a mildly rude comment about Ruby acting like a total otaku."

It wasn't a secret to the group that Ruby Rose was the comic book loving nerd of the girls. Honestly, they found it cute, particularly Midoriya. It also went without saying that she was just a replica of the emerald cinnamon roll himself.

"Ruby's sister kinda got a little angry." He slapped his chest. "And I will admit, I kinda got a little angry."

Izuku's stomach swelled, feeling worried. He knew Katsuki had his methods of acting out towards others, but he prayed it wasn't anything too serious. "Kacchan, don't tell me you did something stupid."

The response caused Katsuki to throw the controller at Izuku. Fortunately, Eijiro caught it again.

"Damn, you fucking baka. Why would you think I did something to hurt them? This isn't Aldera! I've learned my lesson from that." He interjected. "No, I didn't! Hee-hee!"

"So…what did you do?" Tenya asked.

The spiky-haired blond put his hands on his back and put his feet up on the table. "Ever read the Peanuts comics? Familiar with Louise from Bob's Burgers? Vega from Street Fighter! Raven from Teen Titans…."

"What about them," asked Iida while taking off his glasses.

"Think about it. They all have one thing in common that makes them unique." Katsuki said, still showing his obvious grin. "I'll say, in a way, it is like a security blanket."

It didn't take long to fully register what Katsuki did to their black-redhead classmate. "Kacchan! No! No, you didn't!"

"Yep!" Katsuki reached into his backpack and pulled a large red fabric. Each of them had their mouths agape when seeing what the blond did and what he had in his possession. "I've stolen her cloak!"

"No way, BakuBro!" Eijiro commented.

"Hand to God." He grinned. "Excuse me…Oum!"

"Dude," retorted Denki. "Taking Ruby's cloak is like taking Mezou's mask off his face." The electric blond looked at the masked teen, touching his face.

"I'll believe it if I see it." Hanta said, folding his arms.

"Don't believe me?" Katsuki protested. "C'mon, let's go to my room and I'll show you that I got the shitty nerd's cloak." He snickered. "Might give it to Deku. Probably makes some great wet dreams or a jizz rag."

Back to the present….

"Xiao Long, what are you doing here in the boys restroom?"

It was a bolt from the blue — the beautiful savior's voice filled the restroom. Aizawa-sensei entered the confines to confront the blonde.

"I know Japanese isn't your first language but the sign clearly states that this is the boys room," commented Aizawa-sensei.

"Forgive me, Sensei," said Yang. "I just got distracted is all."

"Well, distract yourself out of here," retorted the Eraser Hero. "Plus, shouldn't you be in Kayama-sensei's class?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Fine! You're lucky that you're still adjusting. Come with me and I'll escort you to class," said Aizawa-sensei. "I expect this from Midoriya or the boy but not you."

"Sorry, Sensei!"

Katsuki and Minoru remained still until he heard both of them leave the restroom. Upon their departure, the sounds of relief emitted from their lips.

The spiky-haired blond got from Minoru's lap and rubbed his fingers through his hair. "Jesus, talk about a close one." Suddenly, his face contorted when realizing what he had done with Minoru earlier. He pointed his finger to the dwarf. "If you tell anyone what I did, I'm gonna say that this was your idea."

Minoru raised his hands. "Trust me. Lips are sealed." "A damn shame that this is the closest action to having someone sitting on my lap. My fucking life!"

A few minutes later….

Minoru ran with Katsuki back to their dorm. Katsuki rushed into his room and automatically reached for his dresser. "If anyone asks, I am going to visit my mother for a few days. I need to get away. Yeah, that's right."

Minoru arched his eyebrow. "Dude, what's going on? I've never seen you this scared."

"Who says that I am scared, virgin? No one is scared. You're the pussy!"

"Katsuki, dude. What's going on?"

…!

BOOM!

There was a loud boom that shattered the windows to Katsuki's dorm. The blast threw them backward against the door. Both covered themselves from the sharded glass and splintered wood.

"Katsuki, sweetie. Why are you trying to run away? If you just want to play a game of hide and seek!"

Minoru registered that voice – it belonged to the very girl that was after him earlier.

"Oh, Bakugo. I miss you. Did you miss me? Oh, don't worry. I'll be sure not to miss you this time!"

BOOM!

The teens felt their body propelled like a torpedo as it ricocheted out into the opening. Like a ragdoll being mishandled by an angry child, their tossed body flailed toward a wall.

The teen went through the neighboring dorm room. Minoru's body bounced against the bed. However, Katsuki's body hit the window. It was only the grace of God that the window shattered but didn't break.

The dwarf tried to open his eyes, but his vision was blurred and dazed. The ringing in his ears continued. He tried managing to stand but his body was too tender.

"Holy Esdeath." The dwarf managed to say. He turned his head to see Katsuki – in an unconscious state!

The sounds of Yang's cackling laughter filled the vicinity. "Where are you, Katsuki? Are you playing hard to get? I hope you're not getting cold feet." Minoru could hear the clicking sound. "What's pleasure without a little pain!"

"What in the hell did you do, Katsuki, to get her like this?"

To be continued….