We now see Nami sitting alone on a hill somewhere in the floating island, just thinking to herself of being this distant from Austin, then again, she did meet him a few months ago and gotten close, never thought she'd got herself stolen by the orange hero from another world before.
T. A: hey.
Nami snapped out of it and turned st T A.
Nami: oh hey T A.
He walked and sat next to her , she leaned to him.
T.A: Still thinking about the other me?
Nami: yeah...
T. A: I'm sorry it happens when Kuma separates your crew, despite some other clues about him. And how the other A I keeping your friend occupied while luffy rescuing ace at impel down
Nami: Did he manage?
T. A: Afraid not , so we gonna go to marineford since whitebeard is coming there
Nami: That's insane but I have a feeling luffy not alone. So what is impelled down like there ? Since you and Austin share memories.
T. A: where do I start ? Level 1 normal, level 2 like a red spike and sharpest blades , level 3. Beast and manticore and Sphinx brain of s parrot, level 3. Is a dessert of die starvation , level 4. Is a hat blazing , level 5 is blizzard winter with hungry wolves and level 6 is the history of the worst of the worst pirates.
Nami: woah.
T. A: We got a run of you and your captain old foes buggy, Mr. 3, Mr. 1 and crocodile along with an old friend Bon clay a.k.a Mr. 2.
Nami: figure if that clown gets caught.
T.A: yeah he along m.3, we all travel to level 5 that we thought, the other me and his bros with the surveillance even the Two jokers. Other than me and the boys we fought, Xraven and his goons separated , it was tough we managed. But when luffy faced the warden, magellan ate a devil fruit , venom venom fruit.
Nami: So he's a poison man?!
T.A: yes, tear gas, blurry vision, sneezing, gas and smoke, even is poison but deadly to melt like a and very painful and terrible that slowly kill the body. Your captain got defeated while bon ran off but in absolute guilt couldn't figure a way.
Nami: I don't blame him , what other option is there to save luffy.
T. A: Luckily the rest of us with bon went to level 5 is where they have luffy, bon know someone he wanna meet and help break out. Empeiro Ivankov, apparently queen of queens and miracle worker at level 5.5.
Nami: level 5.5? I thought it was 1 through 6.
T.A: ought, but a former prisoner with power of digging made an antidote farm and did some survival lance, good drink, and turn it into a paradise. After but luffy out iva did the miracle treatment along with me, zack and betty did the work. Bon and everyone cheered for him and I worked for some hours. When we are about to escape even the gate of justice...bonds stay behind to keep it open and closed.
Nami: woah, I'm lost for words...he did all that to save luffy and cheer for him, he maybe a weirdo but...a true friend
T.A: Yeah, we have a crocodile who will help us but we still don't trust him. Iva is part of the revolutionary and jinbei a Fishman who is a former warlord because he gave it up and rather save Ace, even locked up.
Nami: Wait another warlord? Woah
T. A: Yep
Then the old man walk up behind the two with cotton candy
Old man: hey hey you two.
T. A: Hey there sir.
Nami: What do you want now? (notice a cotton candy on the string) is that cotton candy?
Old man: yep, my famous cloud candy of course. Why is it not famous yet, it takes many hours of research to get a taste of the cotton candy you know but I think it is worth it don't you?
T. A: May we?
Old man: be my guess.
The two pull a piece and taste it.
Nami: oh woah it does taste like cotton candy.
T. A: It sure is, thanks uh sorry we didn't get the chance because of the situation . I'm T . A and this is Nami.
Old man: my name is Haredas.
Nami: Wow, it is really a wonderful island.
T. A: I calculated the destination of Sabaody Island. If Nami goes there , the wind and typhoon will be far away. 600 feet from yesterday , however Haredas your research could help and I help with it . I mean you and your friends do have ships that go down to the ground where it is.
Haredas: oh my quote the super genius you are.
Nami: (smile and hug him) yep he sure is, but I am surprised we can go down.
Then they enter the elevator like they're going down.
Haredas: My research is quite costly, thankfully my weather is valuable to the land dweller so i could take a prophet pretty handling.
Nami: What is this?
They see some area of big bubbles and a bunch of wizard-like folks.
Haredas:: young lady! Young man! Over here!
They see a ship like design.
Nami: a ship?
They got up as the ship floated up with a tied up string holding a big bubble with a small storm cloud like a hot air balloon.
Nami: What the heck? Does it fly?
T.A: It operates like a hot air balloon, holding on tight to Nami.
They enter India in a big bubble and lower down.
Haredas: here we go!
The old man's teen rode the wheel as they got out of the bubble lower down, as they spotted a land of rocky area.
Haredas: ah that's the island I was looking for, let's land there!
Once they arrived and looked around the area.
Nami: is so dried.
T. A: and not even a single plant there.
Nami: Wow, that's rough.
?: You save our island? And we're to believe that?
The two turn to a group of people talking to Haredas.
Haredas: why not? your problem is straight forward i think . just a bit of rain should set up straight up in no time. Thankfully I'm an expert of the weather, I'll gladly summon a shower or 2.
Man: You jest.
Haredas: So how about we make a deal ? Does 100 million beri sound fair?
Nami and T.A: That's a lot!
T.A:( walk up) how about we got the cheapest you got , consider it fair sir?
Man: Yeah, that's completely fair. Thank you.
A. T.:( Turn at Hardes) you're working on your business skills aren't ya?
Nam: more like terrible.
The old man hop back to the ship and work on the machine.
Nami: Can you really do this? Aren't you being optimistic?
Haredas: just watch and believe young lady, this should be easy
Then the engine pops out many bubbles with storm clouds.
Nami: What's that ? Soap bubble maybe? Looks like there is something inside.
T.A: that is a small storm cloud.
Haredas: haha one more thing, could you generate some wind for me please?
Toss the wind rope to Nami.
Nami: Oh I see, do you want it full power?
Haredas: but of course.
She unties all the knots, forces a gust of wind, then the bubbles pop as the storm cloud becomes big enough to make rain which awestruck the folks and happily rain.
Haredas: (bubble umbrella) what did I tell you? Hahaha!
Nami: They sure are happy aren't they?
T. A: You can say that again.
Haredas: a sense of weather has many ways of abacation.
T. A: Impressive work , I'm curious to learn about it.
Nami: Same here, mind teaching us the long way?
Haredas: (smile) I'll be thrilled.
Nami: good I can't wait!
Haredas: Anyone who is passionate about the weather is welcome to learn from me.
A T looked at the storm cloud bubble.
A.T: careful it'll explode when the bubble pops.
A.T: Also my time is up, the disc will reveal what will happen during the war after.
Nami: Okay and also...
She gives him a kiss on the lips.
Nami: You may not be the Austin I know but you're still him in another way.
He nodded then vanished and turned into a disc and she caught it.
Nami: Good luck out there Austin, I'll be waiting for you.
She and the old man see a storm bubble
Haredas: there is still one left, now look! This one here is what we called in the business a soap bubble cloud (then it pops) oh that's not good at all!
Nami take a few step back when the cloud exploded in front of the old man as soot over
Nami: phew, good thing Austy A I warn me.(look up) Austin, I know you'll be back after helping luffy save his brother.
Meanwhile with Franky
inside the room A T is back after exploring around the snowy area.
A.T: Okay after the break finding cola, I think i know the way. (open the door) now I need to find franky-(notice franky is gone) franky? Franky!
He looked around the room... only to see a missing bed frame.
A.T: ... that crazy kid. (ran out of the door) I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A SPANKING WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!
He ran outside to the snow.
A. T: Kitton! Kitton!
He ran to see the gentlemen franky running then stopped at A T.
Franky: A T my dear boy, it is fantastic to bump into you. I am quite confused about being outside and getting attacked by some wilderness carbons.
A.T: (sigh) I told the kitten he needed to wait when his granddad ordered cola and I searched for any other place they got more.
The two looked at a sign.
Franky: (read it) " Keep Out, this a closed forest of mechanical animals".
They turn to see a bunch of cyborg animals from the shadows with red beady eyes.
A.T: Oh boy.
Franky: Now let's calm down shall we be friends? You seem agitated this morning, did you remember to eat your breakfast?-
A.T: WE'RE THE BREAKFAST TO THEM IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING!
All the cyborg animals pile them in a dust cloud, the two exit out and A. T Slap his trix as an orange flash he becomes polargrizz.
Polargrizz: POLARGRIZZ!
Kitton, who's hiding in a safe spot with his og watch, is shocked to see the A.T transformed.
Kitton: HE TURN INTO A TWO HEAD POLAR BEAR AND GRIZZLY BEAR!
Suddenly a cyborg gorilla came and the kitton and his dog got out.
Kitton: SOMEONE HELP US!
Polar: we have to protect kitton
Grizz: Without franky help and those cyborg animals wanna fight make me boiling mad !
Polar: boiling...that's it ! Heat up franky tea.
Grizz: what? Why?
Polar: trust me, do it.
Grizz: Fine, it better work!
The alien bear grabbed franky and touched his stomach, grizz heat up making the tea boiling up bubble ,franky red eyes as he buffed his arm and steam out his mouth and ears, his hair back.
Franky: OH YEAH! SUPER!
Franky grabbed the cyborg ape and swung him, beating all cyborg animals.
Franky: What do you think I am? Chop liver? You can't step up to franky!
Kitton: He's back! You surprisingly start to scare me!
Polargrizz turns back to A.T stretch the kid's cheek.
Kitton: ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
A.T: you crazy brat! What were you thinking? dragged him outside and got him killed?!
Kitton: I'm sorry I just wanna help bring him back to normal.
A. T: Next time try to tell me or your grandpa! Anyway I put a limit on his tea so it should be enough till we find cola.
Franky: thanks bro, it'll cool off and run out of steam soon.
Kitton: oh i know just a place to go!
Franky: huh? Where are you taking us, kid?
Kitton: to the house of Dr. Vegapunk is not far but I bet there's a machine to make tons of colla there!
A. T: oh the doc who made an interesting invention and h the one who makes these cyborg animals?
Kitton: That's right.
They made it to the place with the door blocked with wood and nails.
A.T: Okay this should be it, I'm out of time.
Franky: thank for being there brother, and what you explain to me the situation with luffy and going to war rescue Ace is super crazy
A.T: I know; be careful.
A flash he turn to the disc which franky caught it, once they enter is expedient security happen to alert
Meanwhile with sanji
The cook was so exhausted hiding a rocky area and he was panting, as A.T drinking tea.
A.T: So lover boy, fired already being chased by those lovely ladies?
Sanji: (panting) If I have enough energy would murder you, (panting)Damn it! I run and I run, they never give up.
A.T: Yeah, that's the way of the Newkama people.
Sanji: Wait, the what?
A.T: well... Do you know a fellow named Bon Clay?
Sanji: yeah, that Mr 2 guy, why?
A.T: well these 'ladies' have trained in the Newkama kenpo, think of Bon Clay's Okama Kenpo but more stronger and deadly than your black foot utensils.
Sanji:(pale) ...you mean...I fought a newkama at alabasta who ate a devil fruit to disguise as anyone, even Nami?
A.T: yep. But the ruler of this place's power... well you are lucky that he's not around yet.
Sanji: I don't wanna know!
A.T: Well you're gonna learn now, because he possessed the Horm-Horm fruit, (showed his needle fingers) it gives him the ability to control Hormones, even change your very sex. I copied upon meeting him and witnessed his skill.
Sanji: you can use devil fruit powers?
A.T: Well the other me and I are the same, but I'm an A.I so I can only mimic the form of said devil fruit but can't conduct the outcome.
Sanji: I see, anyway...
He slammed his head on the rocky wall.
Sanji: DAMN IT DAMN IT! IT WAS A SIGN OF DANGER COMING AT ME! SHOULD'VE KNOWN FIGHTING THAT BALLERINA WAS A BAD VIBE!
flashback
Sanji kept running for his life from the okama guys.
Sanji: crap! (jump kick the rocky mountain) Quit chasing me!
But to his horror the okama jumped very above it... which also destroyed the rock in the possession.
End flashback
Sanji: this is messed up, they're frakin strong as hell! They may wear dresses but there is nothing sissy about these punks! (grunt look at the Rayleigh and tearing) oh Nami! Robin! HOW I LONG TO SEE YOUR BEAUTY ONCE MORE!
The A.I of Austin roll his eyes teleprot to spy inside the mansion see every okama and their leader discuss about sanji.
?: Is that so? There have been candy boys who have trouble accepting themselves after watching the shore of our paradise. No matter, we need to extend the helping hand of the lost soul. I suppose I should ask if he is strong.
Elizabeth: he won't win any body building contents but his kick ain't a total mess.
?: Well it's been ages we've been doing so, but. I think the newkama kingdom will best apply here, ohohohoho~~.
A.T: this will be gold. (got his phone)
The next day
Sanji is now running once again, but this time the Okama people now have nets in hand.
Sanji: don't you have anything better to do!? GO AWAY! QUIT CHASING ME! WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!?
Okama: YOU'LL SEE!
Sanji: LIKE HELL I WILL!
Sanji suddenly enter the through the mansion without looking until he look around.
Sanji: where am I? I wasn't looking, am I safe here?... (run again from the okama with nets)WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PSYCHO?!
An okama appeared upside down surprise the cook, then a trap door open beneath his feet as he fall down to the stairs until he enter the main room.
Sanji: ow.
?: I've been waiting for you..
In front of him is a very big, middle aged looking Okama with strong chiseled features to his face. He wears a red wig. He has red lipstick, with a pink masquerade mask over his face with light pink eyes and has a pink cloak.
Sanji: hey hold on who is this bastard?
Elizabeth: You do not disrespect her like that, her name is lady Caroline.
Sanji: you're the queen here or something.
A.T: (walk in)no he's the subtitle.
Sanji: HUH?!
Carloins: (giggle) he's right, to be exact I'm the queen subtitle caroline!
She strikes a pose wearing a blue fancy queen dress.
Okama: OOOH CARLOINE!
Sanji: you're just a stand in?
Caroline: kamabasta kingdom rule one alone, the legendary Queen ivanokv. It is a prospect to call myself queen when she is away.
Sanji: I could give two turds if you're the actual queen or not! You're clearly got their ear so get it straight! I'm done here! This is hell! Now get me off this rock!
Caroline: oh ho ho ho~, very well, i hear you. (walk down to the two) however if you're so desperate to leave first you must fight the strongest of us in our kingdom and win. Deal?
Sanij: You damn right it's a deal! Anything to escape this nightmare!
This made the Okama people grim eagerly.
A.T: ... welp... say goodbye to your manhood.
Caroline: okay, let get you change into our traditional kamabaska combat outfit before the match
Sanji: what? A costume? Seriously.
Then later at the battlefield for every okama and A.T watching, sanji...wearing a pink dress, red heels, make up and lipstick.
Sanji: you're combat outfit huh and I felt for it too!
Okama: OH YOU LOOK CUTE!
Sanji: SHUT UP I DO NOT!
A.T: AHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LADY SANJI! AHAHAHAHAHA IT MAKES ME HAPPY! (roll to the ground in circle)
Sanji: SHUT UP OOKAMI! AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ONE?!
A.T: because I'm a robot, duh.
Sanji: bull crap!
Caroline: He's a guest since everyone told us how you are a lovely guy when you first arrived. Even A.T was nice to tell us
Sanji:( turn at A.T) when i get off this damn island, the first thing i'm gonna do is to strangle ookami!
A.T: good luck, you're gonna need it!
A. T then back away recorded it on his phone, he watched sanji try fighting caroline but felt embarrassed of the substitute queen looking at his pantry shorts, then sanji...embracing the okama as an act girly and sounded girly too. Right now the new okama sanji is walking wearing a blonde wig and make up of a big rep lipstick
A. T (sigh and smile) man, best day ever and this will bring the other me laugh to death. (turn at sanji) hey sanji how are you doing?
Okama sanji: oh i am so lovely dear, so free to tell the other i'm doing okay, kiss kiss. (wink)
A.T: annnd done recording. Now my Time is up, I hope chopper does with the other me.
He poof and the disc vanished too.
Meanwhile with chopper
A.T blankly sat across his arms with a chopper since the Tribe firing and the bride flying around.
A.T: We have helped a baby bird out since we were searching around for herbs, stopping those tribe men from eating it while waiting for their parents and there fighting like crazy with weapons. Thank God I found a place to avoid too much firepower.
Chopper: yeah. I really want to get off of this stinking island.
A.T: patient chopper, we need time to think how we settle them to get along.
Chopper: when we get off this crazy island?
A.T: after the report of rescue Ace.
Chopper: Wait, Luffy's brother?
A.T: yeah sit tight.
He explains the whole thing happening to luffy.
chopper: WHAT?! Luffy's brother going to marineford for execution, you guys sneak into impel down, level 1 to 6 of the horrible place. you met one of luffy's enemies, even crocodile and bon clay!?
he nodded.
chopper:(tearing and sniffing) bon clay, h-he did so much and all that to make sure Luffy stay alive, I can't believe he's okay and manage to find someone to give Luffy the treatment and sacrifice to have everyone escape!
A.T: yeah, I'm sorry chopper that happened, also mow Luffy not alone and it'll be tough, but with whitebeard on the side. Also, my time is up.
chopper: can you tell the other you to be okay and don't die?
A.T: I promise little buddy, stay safe(vanished)
Meanwhile with Robin
As Robin and C. Z in prison clothes that color blue, Robin is sitting on his lap even in seasoned cuffs there now being questioned by the Guard leader.
Guard: So how are you two liking those sea prison stone omits we got you?
Robin: Well it just goes to show, some men have no taste when it comes to giving a lady a gift.
C.Z: they're neanderthals after all.
Guard: cut the crap! Where can I find the rest of the straw hats?!
Robin: if you try to seduce, you got a lot to learn setting the move.
Guard: you! Boy! Answer!
C. Z: what? I didn't hear you from staring at that red nose, I didn't know they got a clown.
Guard: talk damn yo!
He swung his stick to hit him but broke it, guard growl taking the two into the prison, got whipped and threw sea water.
C. Z: heheh oh please is that all you got? This is child's play.
Guard: grrr!
Guard 2: don't let them crawl your skin!
Guard 6: (calm down) we know how much you like sea water, so go on and drink it up.
Robin: You forgot to chill it first.
Guard 6: We sent a fortune to you, and all we have to do is send you to a navy ship. Even you.
C.Z: No wonder you guys have no girlfriends.
Robin: I bet your mother will be so proud.
Guard: WHAT YOU SAY?!
Little timeskip
Robin and C.Z are inside the cell, as the guard brings bread.
Guar: Here's your breakfast, lunch and dinner, once you finish that well get back to questioning.
Robin: Oh I can hardly wait.
The guard chuckled as Robin and C Z easily broke the chain and healed.
C. Z: hmm , whimpered telepathic me their boss here got details of you from the wanted poster but no clue of me? Think I'm your partner in crime.
Robin: hmm what do they think~?
?: not to intrude but, it sounds like you two have been hurt pretty bad.
Next to their cell Is an old man.
C. Z: Who's asking?
Old man: just a crypted old man, I've only been in this country in a single down now. But the guard said the elderly are useless now and threw me in here.
Robin: Sorry to hear that, but I know how you feel.
C. Z: , we were a little split from our friends.
Robin: C. Z Tell me what is happening with luffy?
He explain the whole ting to her
Robin: I see, it make sense having prisoners and along two former warlord. Luffy told me about his brother who's been around alabasta. I'm happy he's alive from what happened at impel down, the terrible place for pirates that level 1 through and you say Mr. 2 who did all that for luffy and the others?
C. Z: (sad look) when he was free, he told us to go down the level and wanna free his idol emporio ivankov, member of the revolutionary and queen of the okama island where Mr. 2 from, iva is a miracle worker with his special devil fruit. Despite bugging the clown, Mr 3 was cowardly. Warden Mallagen was a very tough opponent to luffy. Bon Clay felt guilty leaving since he couldn't find another option. Bon managed to disguise as the warden, saving luffy at level 5 and ske him to iva, we all worked hard and cheered for yin during the treatment but bon clay did the most and...sacrificed to have the gate of justice open for us and closed. That is why I will never forget him and his kind heart for us and your captain.
Robin: (smile) yeah, Mr 2 is unique.
C.Z: Anyway, time to get out shall we? I sense we got company. Right old man?
Old man: hehehe sure do.
Then suddenly came into their room, is Soran.
Soran: Hey!
Robin: Soran, how did you get in here?
They notice a guard but remove a Disguise? A man in Clark and rat helmet.
?: I'm an agent working with the revolutionary army! Are you alright? (went to the old man's cell and used the key to free him) the diversions went perfectly.
Old man: then good work.
Agent: With your command of our forces, I know we can win.
n: well you can count on me.
C.Z: hehe our turn.
He breaks the cell and he along with Robin walks out.
C.Z: Nice to meet the revolutionary army, Robin and I take it from here. Shall we?
Robin: Let's.
Meanwhile
the guards and his troops with weapons heard the escaping prisoner.
Guard 3: seek out Nicole Robin on sight man!
Once the guards use their rifle pointing at the exit door.
Guard 3: already? Oh no ...(see Robin and c.z) Nicole Robin! Kill her-
They all get stiff when whimpered, controlling, then Robin uses her power to bloom arm around the guards.
C.Z: hook line and stinker, well it's been fun but it's time we high tail out of here. Oh by the way, one of you tell your guard chief don't fuck with the Deadman fury.
Robin: And CLUTCH!
She break all of their neck.
Whimpered turn back to the duplicate and vanished.
Old man: the Nicole Robin and zack Deadman fury.
Robin: I'll owe you all a debt of gratitude, and I'll fight beside you to pay it back.
C.Z: my time is up my angel, I'm sorry
Robin:( smile) don't worry, I can handle it.( kiss him) l wish you the best saving ace, and tell crocodile that I quit.
Aoran: bye big brother!
C.Z nodded then vanished and turned into a disc for Robin caught it.
Meanwhile with usopp
G.B, C.Z and K.D eating some devious food from plants with Hercules, ussop chowing many foods.
Hercules: You three are such mighty warriors with ussopin.
K. D: It is also nice you survive this place of wild man eating plants.
G.B: you have some nice survival skills.
C.Z: So we can eat this awesome food?
Hercules: eat your fill! Once you have enough Stamina the man eating plants won't mess with you!
Ussop: (eating) sure right good plan ! Man this stuff good is like I can eat forever
Hercules: eating is the only first step! You got exercise too!
Ussop: Well yeah obviously! I'm in the first step here, I'm gonna bulk up to become a cool hero of the forest like you right?
Hercules: you..wanna be a hero like me?
Then Hercules imagined it.
K.D: hahaha me wanna be one.
C.Z: we are one, hey where ussop?
Hercules: huh? Ussopin? Where do you go?
Ussip: Wow, that's so good!
G.B: be went that way, he'll eat too much.
Hercules: indeed! He'll be a bigger target! Come young followers!
They rush in to find ussop.
Hercules: finally we found him, huh?!
They found ussop who is...FAT?!
B.G and C.Z: HOLY CRAP!
K.D: is FATSSOP!
Fat ussop: what do you think guys? Seems like a proper bulk to be a hero right?
G.B: more like blob.
Hercules: what have you done with yourself?! That is the wrong kind of bulk you fool! You better start buying off your calories! Or you gonna be in a big trouble
The island started moving which started to shake.
G.B: NOT AGAIN!
Fat ussop: what an earthquake?
Hercules: it has begun.
The island move as everyone sliding see a sharp mouth chomp the animals, Hercules and the 3 A I
K.D: hold on tight everyone!
G.B: AH USSOP!
Hercules: Ussopin! (grab his hand)
Fat ussop: Hercules! Don't let go!
Hercules: too heavy!
Ussop then started to fall down.
G.B: oh no!
C.Z: look!
They see fat ussop eating the Roane slurp his way up.
B.G: and I thought luffy had a big appetite.
They notice the island burp and went back to normal, they see ussop is fatter than ever.
Fat ussop: oh man I can't eat another bite.
Hercules: ussopin, don't you relapse fat thing are a certain thing to be eaten on this island
Fat ussop: wait are you talking about me?!
G.B: Who else is fat around here? The more you or any animal stuff , the faster they'll be meal to this island or man eating plants..
Hercules: is impossible to escape from the bwoi Nissan.
Fat ussop: why didn't you tell me that before?!
C.Z: you were busy stuffing yourself like a Thanksgiving turkey!
Hercules: As for me! I'm the hero of the forest! He-
G.B: WE ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU SAID IT A MILLION TIME!
Meanwhile with zoro
CZ and Perona search for Zoro who is now outside of the spooky woods lost around as ever.
C.Z: that Goddamn broken compassion 3 sword man! I TOLD HIM A MILLION TIME STAY WITH ME SO HE CAN FOLLOW! AND NOW HE LOST! (Grab his head) HE GONNA MAKE ME LOSE IT! I SWEAR OF MANY GODS THERE IS!
Perona: (hugged him and petted his hair) there my ghosty puppy, we'll make sure to find him.
C.Z: Not a puppy.
Then he felt something... familiar within the fog and forest.
C.Z someone there.
Perona: What? Who?
C. Z looked around as persona felt the chills of a shadow figure with bright red eyes, she slowly turned to see a giant shadow figure roach make her scream in fright, it pounced toward Zack as he tackled him into a roll, then turned it into a hug and he chuckled.
C.Z: GAH!
?: SURPRISE HUG!
then suddenly the shadow roach revealed itself is not a roach at all, it is a girl with fair skin, black hair with a purple and orange stripes on her hair, wearing a baggy hoodie that has a face on the hoodie with four fingers, a purple shirt with a pumpkin picture on the chest, red skirt with black bats, black and purple legging on her right leg and a purple legging with white ghosts on her left leg, and single strap black shoes.
?: Che che che~~, surprised ya did i?
C. Z: Lucy?! (chuckle and smile) where are you doing here and how?
Lucy: That I don't know, one minute I was minding my own business and the next poof, I just appear here in this cool place.
C.Z's thought: must be my parents.
akaru:(telepathic) that's right
C.Z: I guess I forgot give you the device travel while duplicate take place
Lucy: yep, and a voice told me the whole situation with you and your brothers,
C. Z: oh those voices are
he whisper to Lucy as she shock and surprise but chuckle
Lucy: WOAH! That's awesome! Also...
She look around the spooky place
Lucy: I love this place, can I have this as a vacation home?
Persona: (point at her) Hey! who the heck are you!? and how dare you scare the death out of me ?! (turn at C .Z) and what do you mean you own thriller bark island?!
Lucy:... Who's needy and ghostly?
Perona: how dare you?!
C.Z: Perona, meet lucy.
Lucy:(smirk) I'm his apprentice and his fan, also the girl to his creepy heart.
C.Z: that weapon and the situation with her and thriller bark is about.
He whisper to Lucy's ear as her ghost hoodie and her make an awestruck gasp in happily.
Lucy: THAT'S SCARY AWESOME! wait...
She slowly turns with a cat smile and glint eyes.
Lucy: The voice which your parents said told me every devil fruit you got! (giddy giggle) this is gonna be awesome for me to have part of the ability!
C.Z: yeah and uh what devil fruit power you mean?(chuckle nervously)
Lucy: (slowly turn to him with a creepy smile) I think you know what I want Zackery~.
C.Z: oh, the bat bat fruit model vampire, venom venom fruit and the shadow shadow fruit right?
Lucy: che che che~~, like you have to ask.
C.Z: i don't know
Lucy: Come on, pretty please please please? I'll make the yummy cookies you like and dress a sexy werewo-
C.Z: (blush and change the subject) I believe I can give you that!
Lucy: che che~, predictable~, now gimme the powers.
C.Z: not predictable.
Lucy: but you love it.
C.Z: (sigh) alright here you go, 10 % of them.
Lucy: sounds good.
C.Z pulled out a chocolate bar then gave it to her.
C.Z: I even add a bonus of 9% of the dark dark fruit
Lucy: YAY! Bottoms up (she ate the chocolate bar) hmm tastes good.
C.Z: be lucky that you didn't eat a Devil Fruit.
Lucy: good cuz since you customize it now I can swim easily, so what going on? I thought this zoro guy I heard was around, how he got lost?
C.Z: allow me to explain.
Flashback
Zoro is running around the castle everywhere he can... but upon each room, he doesn't seem to find his swords.
Zoro: OH COME ON GIVE ME A BREAK! I CAN'T FIND THE STINKIN' BATHROOM!
He run up to another floor
Zoro: is like I'm stuck in a maze! (turn another floor) damn this way! (kept looking each room)
C.Z and Perona sitting on the couch, Zack's A I is drinking a jug of root beer.
Perona: what am I doing? This is a waste of time.
C.Z: (turn at perona) What's the point of you hiding his sword and using your hollow on him?
Perona: I thought it'll be fun but it is so depressing, only I told him where his worries were and 2 days later he still can't find it.
C.Z: You don't work with moria anymore. And it is annoying to make zoro a mouse get out maze easily to get the cheese in 5 seconds.
Perona: wow zoro, guess you showed me. Great, now I'm depressed, (float over to C.Z) healing huggles.
C.Z: (then hugged her to comfort) got nothing else better to do.
Then they saw Zoro run inside the living room out of breath, then he turned to the Zack A.I and the ghost girl on the couch.
C. Z: you finished?
He back away from them.
Zoro: Why are you here?! Are you trying to use your power to mess with my head?! C. Z what'd you doing here?!
Perona: I live here! and you know I can't defeat him, and you're depressed enough without my help ! beside I told you where your sword was. (sit on c. z's lap) climb the stairs directly behind me, follow the hallway and get your stupid sword back okay?! Do you need me to hold your hand, little boy ?
Zoro:(angry tick mark) you keep giving up crappy direction to tri-
C. Z: (angry tick mark) Dumbass! even I told you that like she did before , and yet you get lost every Fuckin time we turn our back! you've been running around this mansion for 2 days... 2 FUCKIN DAYS!
Zoro: (flinch) oh...
C. Z: Bruh, if I see you went the wrong direction, Persona or I tell ya one more time, i'm gonna launch you the direction of your swords like a goddamn cannonball.
Zoro: hey! I'm trying to find my swords if you give me a simple direction!
C.Z: THEN LISTEN WITH YOU (beep) EARS! AND USE YOUR EYES! I KNOW YOUR"E NOT (beep) BLIND!
persona covers her ears from that outburst.
Zoro: Wow, languages.
C.Z:(sigh calming down) okay, let's try one more time.
Then they see Zoro went the wrong way again.
C.Z: ...persona you might wanna take him now before I launch him in 5 seconds but , i'm gonna cut his dick off!
Zoro: NOO!(cover his crotch)
persona: might wanna follow me quick if you wanna live!
Zoro: You don't have to tell me twice!
little Timeskip
Zoro in the room finally got his sword thanks to Perona make Zoro sighs in relief to avoid C.Z's wrath.
Perona: Here, just take it.
Zoro: Why the sudden change of heart?
C.Z: because your sense of direction is broken.
Zoro: hey!
C.Z turns at Perona plotting with her grin.
C.Z: if you wanna go home all you have to do is ask instead take advantage of him.
Perona:( shocked) huh?! What ! How do you know?!
C.Z: written in your face.
Zoro then cuts the wall and jumps to the hole.
Perona: WHAAAAAT ?! WHY DIDN'T I see that coming?!
C.Z: is better exit out then roam around here. (jump to the hole)
END FLASHBACK
C.Z: And that's how it happened.
Lucy: hahaha I like the part where you scare Zoro from your deadly threat.
Perona: And you still didn't get my question about your rule thriller bark!
C.Z: oh yeah, you see when luffy, his crew, me, my brother and our crew took down moria, all the shadows he stole and absorbed were released to their rightful owner, then he went somewhere I guess with the marineford by important business by the government. So I took over thriller bark using the shadow shadow fruit and my other tricks to revive the zombies, make new and improve one with upgrades. So now I have thriller bark as my domain I rule.
Perona: WHAAAAAAAT?!
C.Z: Anyway, let's find the idiot.
Lucy: (scary grin) can I surprise him?
C.Z: knock yourself out.
She smirked even more and delved into the shadows leaving an echoing cackle.
Perona: s-she scarier than moria!
C.Z: really? I think it is cute how she does it.
With Zoro
The three swordsmen are running around the forest trying to find the edge of the island he's on.
Zoro: I gotta get back to Sabaody, it's been too long already and we're in pretty bad shape when i got sent away, i just hope that everyone made it out alright!
He remembers the time with his friends at sabaody Island incident with the pastssic and the admiral.
Zoro: I can't stay here and do nothing, they could be hurt or worse!
Zoro then made it the same castle area with water.
Zoro: That castle looks familiar, oh I get it ! Haha is like the other one. Why did they build two?
He notice the water spot turning pitch black as he look down
Zoro: huh? Why does the water turn so pitch black? (look closer)something in there?
Then popping out of the water is a sea monster and it bites on Zoro's head.
Zoro: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
This surprised him with the jump scare as he ran around the circle trying to get it off of him.
Zoro: GET IT OFF OF ME! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!
?: che che che che che che che che~~~~.
Once the swordsmen gets the 'sea monster' off of him, he sees it's just a strong jaw trap, he then turns around to see Lucy cackling on the nearby rock.
Lucy: Now that's a really funny reaction.
Zoro: (angry tick mark and pull his two swords out) who the heck are you?! And why do you try to kill me with that stupid prank?!
Lucy: hehehehe, (leans on the rock) nice to meet you Zoro, names Lucy Sanchez, good to spook ya. (smile)
C. Z and Perona walk by.
C.Z: Hey Zoro, I see you met Lucy, she is my apprentice/fan and girlfriend.
Zoro: How many girlfriends do you have?
C.Z: how many times do you get lost?
Zoro got no answer for that.
C.Z: Let's go for a walk and I'll explain the situation with Luffy and the real me.
Little timeskip
C.Z, Perona, zoro and lucy go for a walk and Lucy puts zoro on a leash.
C.Z: And that's what happened.
Zoro: So the warlord separated my crewmates on some random island. Now that Luffy and the boys are rescuing Ace from Impel which didn't go well and now going to marineford, they're having war with whitebeard and his crew.
C.Z: yeah. Admirals, vice admirals and the warlord. At impel down level to 6.
Zoro: no kidding, but I bet level 4 and 5 ain't no bad even 3 maybe hot but 2 I can take it . To think of seeing crocodiles along the two whimpered buggies and Mr. 2. Can't say I'm impressed bon clay went through all this helping luffy and his poison by the warden.
C.Z: Thanks to the boys and iva, I won't forget him for helping us.
Zoro: So who's the new warlord that took Crocodile?
C.Z: the guy you met at Jaya, Marshall D Teach also known as Blackbeard.
This shocked Zoro as he remembered the guy back then during searching for Sky island and bellamy.
Zoro: I-I see...he's blackbeard?
C.Z: he was gonna capture luffy in order to gain the world government's trust, but he had a run with ace instead and captured him. His devil fruit power the darkness work fruit. Is a different lpgia that doesn't avoid attacks but cancel out any devil fruit power even logia , he manage to harm luffy with blood
Zoro: So the bastards are plotting big.
C.Z: yes.
Zoro: So where are you anyway?
C.Z: let just say it where the guy you know.
Zoro: What guy?
C.Z: the one who cuts your torso when you accept your loss.
Zoro:... you gotta be kidding me.
C.Z: nope, also we got company. (sniff)baboon monkeys.
Zoro: Wait, what?
They heard a tree fall down noise.
Zoro: What was that?
Lucy: something interesting... I'm out! (dashed over to the noise)
C. Z who appeared next to her saw Perona.
C.Z and Lucy see the tree chopped by an ax.
C.Z: yep, we're not alone.
Lucy: So shall we check the others?
They walk to find zoro and Perona outside see an abandoned kingdom ruin battles filled with random weapons and armor
Zoro: oh hey you two, found something yet?
Lucy: nope just an ax cut the tree.
Zoro: figure, I saw it too.
Perona: What was the noise? Aaw man I thought it was someone else!
They look around the abandoned kingdom.
C.Z: let see what we got here (sniff) yep, very many dead corpses of bones, (sniff) it was a non-stop bloodshed and smoke, a war happened 7 years ago of this kingdom ruin.(sniff) also many armors and weapons here, interesting.
Lucy: ooh~, this will be fun~.
They kept walking as they spotted a tree shape cross as a grave
Zoro: What the heck is this?
Perona: it looks like a grave, the question is who made it?
Lucy: (grin) this area be sweet for a haunted, but not gonna lie a tree shaped cross like grave is new.
Zoro: whoever they are, they got some great skills , it was carved straight out of the tree.
Perona:(flew to the cross tree) I don't know if it is good creepy or bad creepy.
Lucy: I call it lovely.
Perona: just who are you?
Lucy: You're welcome to guess away~.
C.Z: Anyway my time is up, Lucy you're in charge watching zoro until the war is over.
Lucy: You can count on me.
C.Z: (toss a ring) I add a little 6 % rust rust fruit just for backup.
Lucy: (wear the ring) aww thank you.
He poof into a disc for Lucy to catch it, they heard a noise move as zoro slowly unsheathe his sword.
Zoro: There it is again, I know it was here.
Lucy: INCOMING!
A shadow figure pull a sword as Lucy turn into a shadow to avoid the slash but Zoro's cheek got cut
Zoro: there fast!
Then the 3 swordsmen jump up to avoid the attack from the ax then y slashes back by other shadow figures.
Lucy: holy crap! More of them!
She quickly got the ax help block the incoming slash for zoro to land on his feet
Zoro: Damn it! They're strong too!
Perona: uh uh! Look out!
The shadow figure grabbed the word and red eyes, there were so many of them.
Zoro: What are those things?
Lucy:(smirk) only one way to find out, this is gonna be really spooky!
Meanwhile with Brook
D. K asleep then as brook came to him
Brook: uh D.K is time to wake up, root beer!
D.K: (woke up) huh what? Oh morning brook.
Brook: Uh, we have a problem.
D.K: What do you worship this time?
Brook: When you were asleep, I tried to figure a way to return our friends and they begged us not to go, that I help them with the long arm Tribe run over. Take everything from them.
D.K: Sounds terrible, no wonder they struggle. Let's go and see
The cult members with brook and D.K see 3 guy with orange attire and longer arm
Cult member 8: you're in trouble this time! Do you hear me?!
Cult member 22: put her down now!
Cult member 9: we're not gonna warn you again!
Cult member 11: let my daughter go now!
Cult member 99: we have enough of this well give you a taste of hell!
They back away, leaving Brook and D. K.
Brook: So uh do you have a plan?
They heard a scream when a female Cult member was taken by the 3 long arm Tribe.
Female Cult member: DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY!
Brook: uh, they're really kidnapping her aren't they?
Cult member: unless you curse them.
D.K: Well I can bring them bad luck.
Brook: Will it work?
D.K: I don't know why they can't go save her and...
They see the Cult member cheering
D.K: and lazy, oh no my time is up
Broo: is okay D.K, thank you for your company and I'll do my best to handle the situation. Tell Zack that I'll be there soon.
He nodded as the disc vanished for brook to caught it
Brook: (turn the Cult members) I will save her, at the very least I owe you for the food, not to mention the panties.
Brook now begins writing musical notes for cult members to cheer.
Brook: You must forgive me luffy, everyone...right now I'm rather being Satan than seeing underwear. I'm afraid that our union will have to wait. I owe my arms of friends a gratitude, I am condiment I should resolve this quickly, I just hope you're safe until then.