Chapter 4: Aint That a Kick in the Head
Izuku wakes up once again on his internal clock kicking in. Looking at his pipboy he see's it's 4am just like yesterday when he woke up. Looking to his right he sees His wife Rumi sleeping peacefully. Her mouth wide open as she scratches at her hardened 6 Pack abs with one hand as the other is lazily plopped above her head. Her legs twitch every once in awhile as Izuku slides outta bed and heads downstairs to the kitchen yawning. Beginning his cooking he plops down some Rad Chicken Eggs and Brahmin steaks.
Izuku knows he has access to other foods but they just don't taste as good as the wastelands to him. Izuku also smiles as he begins to mix some drinks for himself and rumi Before remembering about Mineta and that others who are in the reccommended course slots will be showing up. Izuku sighs to himself and remembers thats 4 other mouths to feed and begins preparing more. pull He begins cooking for him too and soon 4 places are set and the clock strikes 6am as Mineta walks down the stairs with rumi who is only wearing a set of bra and panties in cloud white.
"Morning sweety. Made you some Brahmin steak and Eggs. Mineta you too please enjoy." Izuku says as Rumi kisses him deeply before pulling back and going to eat some food seeing as how Mineta was eating already.
"Dude seriously...this is crazy. You got Miruko! The number 5 hero as your WIFE? She was consistently voted for being the most beautiful but unapproachable Herione just barely beating Ryuukyuu out. Also... This food and soda is freaking good!" Mineta says as he continue's enjoying breakfast.
"Yeah it surprises me too but hey... We spent 20 years in that crazy place we were sent to together. Only an idiot would remain single in that kinda situation. Besides It's more like Miruko got me rather than me getting her." Izuku says as Rumi blushes and punches him in the arm.
"Quiet or i'll break your pelvis like we did the bed last night." Rumi says as she finishes her meal when the front door opens and in walk 4 other people.
"Ah, you 4 must be the reccomended students Nezu talked to me about. I'm izuku Midoriya come on and enjoy some breakfast. I just finished making it." Izuku says as he points to the 4 placements with steak, eggs, a ln ice cold bottle of Nuka Cola and even some fancy lad snack cakes. The four reccomended students however are more distracted by Rumi sitting in her underwear at the table before she gets up and Kisses Izuku deeply before leaving upstairs.
"Alright Zuzu, im getting ready for work. Don't bother fixing the bed. We'll just break it again tonight anyway. Bye love." Rumi says as she heads up the stairs and soon a crash is heard outside.
"HEY ASSHOLE DROP THE KID NOW!" a furious miruko yells as soon a loud scream is heard before metal crumpling and a car alarm starts blaring.
"...no wonder i love that woman. She reminds me of Mom." Izuku says realizing why he's so attracted to Rumi and realizes something he shouldn't.
"Anyway! It's wonderful to meet you all." Izuku says as the others sit down.
"It's wonderful to meet you Izuku! My name is Momo Yaoyorozu Reccomended student of 1-A." A woman with long spiked black hair tied into a ponytail speaks as she eats the prepared meal gasping at how it fills her stomach, especially the tiny snack cakes.
"The Names Setsuna Tokage! Also reccommended for 1-A nice to meet a fellow Green head. So you're dating Miruko? How'd you swing that." Setsuna asks as he just laughs a little bit.
"Got trapped with her in an alternate dimension because of a quirk attack for 20 years." Izuku says happily as the others freak out.
"You were the boy Miruko saved from Professor Phantasm! Oh my god i thought you looked familiar!" Momo Yaoyorozu claimed as she looks at the food seeing it and then looking at him.
"W-Wait you were trapped in an alternate earth with miruko for 20 Years? How are you so young?" Momo asks a bit skeptical.
"Human resonance theory is real. His quirk was amped by that new trigger drug and it vibrated Rumi and Me into an alternate earth. It was a post Nuclear apocalyptic 1950's futuristic Art Deco United States. We hunted for a way back home since the technology in that world was ridiculously advanced. After a long hard faught 20 years We finally found a way back in a think tank. They were able to catalogue our standard vibrational frequency which was hard because they were becoming more and more attuned to that world and after some time they were able to attune a teleportation machine to that exact frequency for here. They warned us that when activating the device it will have side effects they didn't know about. Turns out that while the alternate universe is also on our time flow as It was the same date there when we arrived but after 20 years when we were activating the device it vibrated us once again only to our surprise wind up only 10 months after we dissappeared. We also regressed in age which was a very welcome chsnge. my theory is that most likely this was a side effect to stabilize our displaced vibrational frequency and the device when transporting us essentially "reset" our Resonance to just before it started changing to attune to that universe. Im not complaining though. Miruko and me are 20 years younger and get to spend even more time together. So I'm happy." Izuku says as he once again drinks a Nuka Cola Quantum handing one to Momo.
"That literally turns so many concepts of reality into question and literally turns so many fields of theoretical physics into just actual physics! This is such an amazing discovery! You're very intelligent! Did you learn how to build any of the technology of that world?" Momo asks as she drinks the Blue glowing Soda almost moaning at the taste as she feels her fat stores shoot to maximum from the densely caloric drink.
"Yeah i did. I can make and build literally every scientific marvel from the wastelands. Starting at intelligent autonomous robots and space shuttles to literal laser and plasma weaponry to Nuclear fusion reactors." Izuku says as she smiles.
"That's incredible! Are you in the support course?" Momo asks as Izuku scoffs.
"I wanted to be but the fucking molerat running this institution denied my application to the support course on the basis of "We have nothing we can teach you" as if that fucking matters. I just need the engineering license so i can build my wifes Hero tech. But NOOO! I have to be slotted into the support courses reccommendation slot and stuffed into the hero course to get around the student limit." Izuku says and just rubs his head a little bit.
"That sucks dick! Names Pony Tsunatory reccommend for 1-A. 1-B didnt want so 1-A got 4." Pony says as Izuku Nods to her looking towards the fourth student who has a snake for a head.
"M-My name i-is Habuko, Habuko Mongoose. It's nice to meet you izuku. I hope my friend Tsuyu gets here soon. I know it takes a few days for UA to send the results so im not gonna be talking much till she gets here" Habuko says as Izuku smiles at her.
"I don't know why you'd stop talking miss Mongoose. Your voice is lovely and i wouldn't mind being your friend. You sort of remind me of the night stalkers from the wastelands. They were cute when they weren't trying to rip my face off and eat me. Oh also Pony: I know english very well and it does indeed suck massive dick im not where i want to be. But hey, i can have some fun in the course to be kicked out at least. Also do you need lessons on Japanese? I'll help you no problem!" Izuku says as he sees Pony's eyes light up before the american beauty gasps and immediately nods and runs up hugging him tightly.
"Yes, yes, yes! I would love to have some lessons please! I could only learn so much on my own!" Pony says happily as she pulls back. Mineta looking at this jealously and sighs rubbing his head.
"Ahh Man such gorgeous girls and i have no chance at any of them." Mineta says as Habuko looks at him.
"I'm sorry what?" Habuko says as she looks at the purple ball haired kid.
"I said, "All these gorgeous girls and they're way outta my league. Does that cute snake head make it hard to hear? I hope that didnt sound rude..." Mineta says making Habuko blush as she looks at Mineta and just hide her face with her hands as she goes to eat her breakfast finding it delicious. Silence soon follows as everyone enjoys the breakfast Izuku made.
Over the course of the next two weeks Izuku spends it updating and upgrading the security and electric systems of school ensuring some Securitrons were running the MK2 OS andneven having assaultrons, protectrons and a few sentry bots roaming the grounds.
He also spent time upgrading his dorm room ensuring he has Biometric scanners to ensure no one but Him, His mother and Rumi can enter his room. It lead to a few embarrassing moments between them when Inko opened his door asbHebandnMiruko were in the middle of a love making session giving Inko a view she never thought she would see.
As time went on for the two weeks all the others slated to be in dormatories soon piled into the correct ones. Izuku even got to meet Tsuyu and he was blown away at blunt and cute she was. Quickly it seemed Izuku was making some friends. Izuku is currently making Dinner for the near 40 people with the help of Tsuyu, Momo and Miruko as they are all cooking with Wasteland ingrediants and spices. Tsuyu and Momo constantly taking glances at Izuku's scarred and shirtless form as he's currently on his lazy day where he only wears a pair of Pajama's.
"So Tsuyu" Izuku begins as Tsuyu interrupts him.
"I told you Izuku, Please call me Tsu. All my friends do and what is it?" Tsyuyu asks as she is currently chopping some Tato's.
"I was curious about all the things your quirk can do. you can do anything a frog can right? does that include Camoflauge or toxin production?" Izuku asks as Tsuyu nods some.
"It does! Though the toxins require a specific diet. I don't think they'll let me do that since it would mean i cant touch anyone without dying." Tsuyu says as Izuku laughs a little bit.
"Alright that makes sense and yeah i get it. Thanks for answering. Anyway head to the dinner table with Momo i got the rest of dinner handled." Izuku says as he takes care of it. Izuku after about 20 minutes walks out with large pots and pans and trays all filled with food. Setting it down he smiles as he hears the door open.
"Hey grab a seat, i just finished...Oh It's you." Izuku says a bit disappointed as Katsuki Bakugo looks at Izuku.
"I-Izu...Midoriya. It's... Nice? to see you?" Katsuki says with a questioning and ashamed voice that seems to be hopeful.
"It's not nice, it's an annoyance. I'm surprised that you arent yelling about a quirkless being here and trying to kill me or beat thebshitboutta me like you always did." Izuku says as Bakugo recoils like he was hit.
"I deserve that. I deserve that and so muxh worse for what i put you through for so long...you know I've never been good with emotions. I wasn't meaning to be such an asshole! i swear Midoriya i really do! I just wanted you to not be a hero so that you'd be safe. i didn't want my best and ONLY real friend to die because he couldn't defend himself properly...I was scared and lashed out. I even went to therapy the entire time you were missing. Im TRYING to be better. i really am! i swear it wont be like before! b-but i still yell and get angry easy... so i may upset some people." Bakugo says as he sees Izuku looking him up and down. sighing a little bit Izuku nods at him and just places a plate of Mojave Spiced Reaper Death pepper Laced Cook Cook Stew with a drink of Cold Brahmin milk.
"Eat up Airstrike. We have a world to blow away." Izuku says as Bakugos eyes widen at the old Hero name they chose together and smiles as he begins eating what he considers to be the best stew he has ever eaten in his life.
As Time goes By Izuku and the other students are brought to a big classroom set up like a university lecture hall. as 1-A and 1-B are to be housed in it. As izuku walks into the room he takes a seat and wonders what changed before everyone else walks to their seats. Momo, Tsuyu, a girl named Ibara, Pony and Habuko all sit around him as Midnight walks in with miruko walking in behind her, Tatsumaki walking in behind her and 13 bringing up the rear.
"Now i'm sure you're all wondering why you're here on your first day of school and not at the regular classrooms. as it stands this will be yoyr orientation to teach you the schools layout as well as a day for personal physicals by the Nurses like Our Mrs. Gutsy Bots and Nurse Recovery Girl. After that, you'll be handed an itinerary for your classes and the schedule you'll have for the rest of the year. These are your Heroics Teachers Tatsumaki and Miruko. All Might is also going to be a Heroics teacher but he's finalizing his teaching degree and wont be here till next week! Now onto introductions!" Midnight says.
Izuku zones out a bit as he hears and watches everyone do the basic introductions until he is called on last. Izuku walks up to the podium and lazily sighs before beginning.
"My name is Izuku Midoriya. Son of famed Number 2 Hero The Terrible Tornado Tatsumaki. Husband to Rumi Midoriya aka The Rabbit Hero Miruko. I may only look 14 but believe me when i tell you i'm actually 34. i spent 20 years in alternate universe with Miruko and we became very close because of it. If you ask me and i'm in a good mood I may just tell you a bit about my advetures in what was Called The Mojave Wasteland. Hell if The principal agrees You all may be able to go there with me one day for training. in the mean time. i like guns, robots, killing raiders Super mutants, abominations, fucking, science and engineering. i'm only in the stupid hero course because that fucking molerat calling itself a principal is forcing me to be here. i'd much rather be in the support course building tech for my Wife Miruko." Izuku says shocking most people. as the day goes on Izuku and the others get perfect scores on physicals and a new day begins. classes are fairly normal and boring.
English is just a laughing stock to him, science is literal childsplay for him, mathimatics will always be Mental Abuse To Humans and Art and Art history is his favorite class not only because Midnight makes it fun but it's genuinely the only class that makes him struggle. A few days of this goes by and one day Izuku is Eating Lunch with Miruko and his Mother on school Property. Inko blushing up a huge storm as she looks at Izuku and her eyes wander down his form before resting at his crotch and making her sigh before placing her head in her hands.
"You two really REALLY need to stop fucking so much. i have seen so much of my baby boy i'm not able to look at him without getting shy and embarrassed. Seriously... The last time i saw Izu-kun's cute little penis he was still old enough to bathe with mommy. I did not think i would keep catching eyefulls of his 11 inch Whole hog every morning because you can't keep it in your pants Miruko!" Inko says in a hushed voice as Izuku is too busy writing up plans for a set of Power Armor and eating. Inko essentially scolding Miruko who is currently using her foot to gently give Izuku a footjob under the table.
"Oh please, you're only jealous because his massive bitch breaker cock isn't inside you every morning churning up your pussy and filling your womb whole Inko. Don't deny it, I've heard what you've been moaning the last few days in the employee showers." Miruko says as Inko's face goes pale before burning red hot.
"H-How did." Inko begins.
"These ears aren't just for show you know. Also just stop being a whiney little emo bitch, walk in on us Tomorrow morning and lock the door behind you before taking izuku's massive Meat Mallet in your mouth. i know how long you've been alone and I know how BAD you need this. Besides, I've always had a thing for small petite women like you. I'd happily share your precious baby boy with you if you just Man up and suck his cock already!" Miruko says a bit louder than she wanted Having Izuku come out of his trance before looking at Miruko
"Miruko say what?" Izuku says before looking at Miruko then his mother as he sees her face and sighs deeply before responding.
"Miruko seriously? i know you told me about your weakness for girls like her but seriously my own mother? i thought for sure You'd ask Kyoka or Habuko or hell even that thick little shortstack of pancakes Kinoko from 1-B but I mean My mom? Seriously?" Izuku asks a bit confused as Miruko shrugs her shoulders.
"What? she's ticking all the boxes Izu! She's small, Has a very Petite and lithe frame, small supple breasts, strong fuck off attitude and doesnt take shit from no one! she does what she wants when she wants and no one can stop her because if they try she just beats their ass. You know i'm tge exact same way about my attitude but the difference between me and her is she's a small petite cutie and i'm a stacked and tanned muscle dommy mommy! Admit it! you'd fuck Inko of she let you." miruko says as Izuku sighs and looks at his mother a bit ashamed but nods his head and looking away.
"I so would if she wanted it. but Miruko she's my mom and fantasy will remain that. a FANTASY! theirs no way." Izuku begins before being interrupted.
"I wouldn't mind Izuku...Really i wouldn't mind. You are such a very special boy! Since the day i first gave birth to you i wanted to give you the world. Sadly i couldn't. I loved you as any mother should and that never changed even when you came up quirkless i never loved you any less. I only loved you more after that knowing you'd need it. However as you grew older and got smarter and smarter and began getting bigger and stronger i saw myself finding you even cuter than i would normally Especially when you did such sweet things like cook me dinner, clean the house, rent movies and watch them with me and even take me out to restuarants for tiny dates. i thought it was a mothers appreciation and love for how well i helped you turn out...Sadly that day with Professor Phantasm happened and i was Absolutely devastated. my entire world was gone and he took it from me. i literally used my quirk and levatated him into thebair before crushing him like a grape in an instant." Inko says poking her fingers together.
"It took me a few months after i came back to the heroic scene but i realized i was not feeling a mothers love but a womans love. ever since it's been hard having you back mostly cause i cant stop myself Izuku...i really can't. i'm such an Aweful Mother for feeling this way. I kinda admit that i just walk in on you Knowing it's the only timd I'll get to look at you as a man rather than just my baby boy." Inko says as Miruko smirks a little bit.
"Mom...i just...Wow, i didn't really expect that. Look, spending so much time in the wastelands my psyche and moral compass is seriously fucked up. Miruko a long time ago brought up the idea that i wanted to fuck you because i told her what we did all the time and while yeah back then i was super ashamed how i felt and i admit i kinda did want to fuck, even back then, but now that i spent so much time in a place where anything goes... i don't really care that You're mother. i love you mom. With all my heart. if that love just so happens to be legit love between a man and a woman where we also have sex i really wouldn't be opposed to it. Please dont hate me." Izuku says as Miruko smirks that her plan is working perfectly.
As Inko goes to speak a loud alarm starts blaring and Izuku Springs up from his spot floating in the air as his mother floated the while dining set in the lunchroom for then to have sone peace.
"Looks like its the press. lets calm the panicking children down." Izuku says as Inko smiles at her boy and lowers them all to the floor. Izuku getting put into the hall infront of the schools mess hall and Miruko and Inko go to handle the Medua. Izuku soon arrives at the double doors finding then straining because of the kids manically pushing on it instead of pulling it open. So Izuku kicks open the door to the Mess Hall and fires a track and field starting pistol into the air shutting everyone up and making them look at him.
"Attention Dumbasses! The media has broken into the school and gone on a rampage to find answers to stories they have no right Knowing. Calm down, form parralel lines with your classmates and calmly yet Quickly WALK to your classes designated emergency gathering location. The teachers are handling The media as we speak." Izuku says as Tatsumaki can be heard outside.
"YOU ASSHOLES INTERRUPTED MY LUNCH WITH MY PRECIOUS BABY BOY FOR THAT BULLSHIT QUESTION? OF COURSE I LOVE MY BABY! THAT'S IT YOUR CAMERAS GOING RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR FUCKING HEAD!" Inko screams as a News reporter has one of his stations entire cameras shoved right inside his colon as Miruko Begins knocking out the ones Stupid enough to call Izuku a Null.
"YOU BASTARDS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIM! HE LOVES ME FOR ME AND NOT FOR WHAT I BRING HIM YOU COCK SUCKING LEECHES! THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU LIE SPREADING QUIRKIST FUCKS. EITHER GET OUTTA HERE OR GOING TO SOMEHOW GROW 6 MORE LEGS AND THEN I'M SHOVING 2 INSIDE EACH OF YOUR ASSES!" Miruko screams causing Izuku to begin blushing a bit at the two women in his life and how similar they are.
"Holy shit i never stood a chance against Mirukos charms. Miruko is just my mom but hotter." Izuku says unconsciously as a man with crusted dried lips smiles manicially at the papers in his hands before dissapearing in a swirling purple cloud. A few Hours after The students are let into the dorms Nedzu is currently standing with All Might at the feont gate which has currently been turned to a fine oxidized dust.
"Hmm, wasnt melted or smashed...It's just been Oxidized as though aged to oblivion. Such a powerful quirk and none of those chuckleheaded media mogels employ such a quirk. even the illegal hires...this was a delibrate attack. Question is why." Nedzu says as All Might sighs and Rubs his head.
"Could it be because of me? You know All For One Is still out there... He hasn't made a move since killing Nana that faithful day. He knew she gave me the quirk because he told me he's letting me live to get better. To get stronger. To get as good as i am now so he may rip my dreams from my hands. He may have found out I'm teaching here and this was his declaration of war." All Might says as Nedzu sighs deeply.
"I'm affraid you may be right...Yagi, you can not use your time limit on the day of the training at the USJ. i will not allow itm those children can and will be murdered by that madman if he so pleases. You are hereby until further notice on acadamy Lockdown. No leaving UA property for the next 5 Days...understand?" Nedzu says as All Might nods his head.
"Of course Nedzu, i wouldn't rob 1-A of the chance to have me teach them their very FIRST heroic lesson about rescuing civilians." All Might says as Nedzu nods.
"Good, now get back to the teachers dormatory. Inko and Izuku Cooked up a delicious Crab Meat dinner called Buttercream boiled NukaLurk Queen legs and claws with a side of Banna Yucka and Agave dipping sauce with assorted green side dishes. Lunch rush insists on Izuku teaching him his cuisine style since its so good! Izuku even let us have some of his very rare Nuka Cola Victory soda." Nedzu says as All Might Sighs in content and happiness as his stomach growls.
"Don't have to tell me twice. lets get some Crabs legs!" All Might says Rushing off with Nedzu on his shoulder.
It's been about 3 Days since the currently dubbed media Massacre where Tatsumaki and Miruko Assaulted Tresspassing media dipshits who brokebevery conceivable provate property law.
Izuku has felt off about today literally the moment he woke up. As 1-A was lined up at the bus to take then to the USJ Izuku is the first to board it as All Might, Inko and Midnight get in with Midnight driving the bus. Izuku is currently finishing his designs for his special Power armor.
"Izuku, i have a question about the tech You're always tweaking and about how you're so strong despite what the HPSC and others say. Kero." Tsuyu says to Izuku.
"Hmm? oh thats Because of the technology inside my body. i have subdermal carbon graphine mesh armor to protect from knives and guns, microchips to increase my strength, charisma, Luck, agility and endurance and plus with the calorically dense foods of the wasteland and my intelligence in making it even better i was able to train myself to the core and unlock what this pip-boy call perks. essentially if i practiced something enough or fought something enough and got vetter at it the Pip-Boy would track its Progress and if i got good enough at what i did it would label it a perk with a small description of what it does. my strength is just...i can't explain that without sounding insane though. normal quirkless can become as strong as me but they wouldn't be as durable thats for sure. also The HPSC and news outlets are all filled with corrupt MLA agents spewing lies and Misinformation. Chitose with Shoowasha media outlets is also an MLA agent but she's allowed to speak the truth about quirkless for some reason and not get in trouble. could be a ploy to ensure No one looks to closely into her. Don't believe anything you see or hear from media outlets. only believe what you see with your own two eyes." Izuku says as Miruko nods and speaks up.
"He's right you know. The Japanese government and american Governments are secretly working to oust the MLA agents and set Japan Back on the right path." Miruko says as All Might looks at her.
"Shouldn't we have Kept that a secret?" All Might asks as Tatsumaki immediately picks him up with her quirk and begins slamming him against the windshield of the bus over and over again.
"THESE CHILDREN DESERVE TO KNOW WHY THE HPSC IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED IN 3 MONTHS YOU MUSCLED UP BAFOON! BESIDES THOSE ASSHOLES SAID I SHOULD KILL MY SON BECAUSE HE'S QUIRKLESS I WILL NOT HAVE THEM BREATHING MY AIR ANY LONGER THAN NEED BE!" Inko screams as it's clear She's merely lightly smacking against the windshield like a pet owner would boop the nose of a misbehaving dog.
"AHHH I GIVE UP LET ME GO! I SWEAR I UNDERSTAND TATSUMOMMY!" All Might says Blushing a deep shade of red as he realized his blunder.
"DID YOU JUST!" Inko says as Midnight interrupts.
"WE'RE HERE EVERYBODY! PLEASE GET OFF THE BUS NOW!" midnight says as the students pile off the bus before Inko looks at All Might.
"I'll let this slide THIS ONE TIME ALL MIGHT! But, only because you're my precious Izu-kuns favorite hero! if i hear you call me that again. I'll keep your balls next to my coin purse. Comprende?" Inko says as All Might blushes even more and nods.
"God, no wonder i didn't stand a chance against Inko's charms. Now I see why Izuku is Married to Miruko. Lucky guy!" All Might says getting off last.
"Alright evryone, Here we are at the USJ or better known to students as "The Unforseen Simulation Joint." at this location for your very first Hero training you all will be training to rescue mannequins using your quirks in a variety of simulated natural disasters. this is to ensure that each of you understands and knows exactly what kind of damage your quirks can do. As you all know my quirk is Literally a black hole i can command and create at will. that can literally just end the existence of earth in a moments notice! i trained hard here in this very building to make my quirk precise and strong enough to rescue civilians now lets all head inside and begin our first ever Heroics Class." 13 Says as She leads them inside the classroom. all the teachers on edge knowing the plan of following Izuku's lead if this is indeed an ambush. All Might even agreeinf after seeing the Holotapes Of Izuku at Hoover Damn and commanding entirely seperate armies of well over 5 separate factions leading to his own overwhelming victory over the damn.
As Izuku and the rest of the class walk into the USJ A purple smoke filled portal seems to open up bringing in a large number people with one standing far taller than the rest of them. black skin, dead empty eye's an exposed brain and muscles matching all might.
"So the shedule WAS right! All Might really is here! he's here and I get to test out my new Toy! THIS IS PERFECT!" A villain covered with hands says as Izuku takes point infront of everyone.
"Everyone on guard now. All Might, Mom, Rumi, 13 Sensei Midnight sensei, if i tell you to run no matter what you run Understand? You all know i can handle myself." Izuku says as one of the villains steps forwards.
"Greetings Hero's and Students of UA! WE are the league of villains and I'm sad to say that today is to be your last day breathing." a man dressed as a buttler with a neckbrace, purple smoke for a head and piercing yellow eyes says as he bows.
Midnight, Miruko and Tatsumaki all get into a battle position before izuku calls out.
"Miruko, Tatsumaki, Grab midnight and use the TPP to run NOW! Everyone grab hold of one another and don't let go! MOMO make sure you're holding Miruko NOW!" Izuku says as he pulls out an experimental plasma rifle.
"YOU BETTER MAKE IT BACK TO ME ALIVE AND IN ONE PIECE SHITHEEL!" Miruko says as she pulls out the Transportal Ponder and pulls the trigger. All the students and teachers besides Izuku immediately dissapear inside a blinding flash of lightning.
Izuku assesses the threats of the villains standing before him and immediately takes aim with his weapon making sure it's aimed at the giant mutant with the exposed brains.
"Oh Ho! we have a fighter! tell me some things would you? after all you'll be dead in a moment. 1.)What's your name? 2.)where'd the other students go? to warn the other hero's and teachers? 3.) Was that a teleporter quirk of yours? 4.) what kind of weapon is that i thought Hero's never shoot guns unless they're non-lethal. also don't bother trying to..." The man covered in dismembered hands begins saying as a bright green flash of light soon blinds him for a moment as he hears the creature next to him screaming in pure agony.
7 large Bright balls of green viscous energy slam into the creature in a strange spread like a shotgun literally melting through flesh and bone. The creatures internal temperature spiking causing every cell in it's body to literally burst in steam and melt away. the creatures cries become warbled and distorted becoming baratone anguished screams as the flesh of the beast glows a bright green before it literally liquifies the entire creature into a massive pile of goo that slops onto the floor in a steaming heap of what used to be a body.
"in order, My name is Courier 6. I sent them to the BIG MT so no the other teachers and heros wont be coming. It was not a quirk, it was technology. I'm quirkless. As for not shooting... We're well past the stage of you continuing to live when you threatened us. After today, you and your league as a whole will fear my name as if i were death itself. When I'm done with all of you i know for a fact You'll fear The Wasteland Legend: Courier 6" izuku says as he puts his gun away. As he does this he smirks at the villain who growls looking at the goo pile that was his ace in the whole.
"WHAT. THE. FUCK! THAT WAS OUR TANK AND YOU ONE SHOT HIM? EVERYONE WASTE THIS ASSHOLE NOW BEFORE I DESINTIGRATE YOU!" The hand villain screams as all the other villains rush forward to attack Izuku.
Izuku see's one person rushing ahead a female villain who seems to be able to contort her limbs into stretching and smirks under his helmet pulling out his 5.56 pistol named "That Gun" and aims it directly at the womans head shocking her before Izuku pulls the trigger blowing a hole through her head killing her instantly. Izuku quickly pulls out an inhaler Labeled Ultrajet and a bottle called psychobuff before he hits the inhaler a downs the bottle of pills as the world around hin slows down before he feels himself quick to anger.
Running forward Izuku quickly blasts the closest villain in the face dropping him before another comes up from hisnleft flank making izuku duck a swing and put a bullet in the mans chest and quickly turn right extending his arm a bit and blasting away a Third villain. Izuku raises his left arm and braces it with his right and blocks a strike from a villain using a poolcue breaking the Cue. izuku point blank shoots the villain in mouth and slides underneath a villain trying to use a bat. Izuku grabs hold of the womans shirt and shoots her underneath her chin blowing the top of her skull clean off and immediately reloads the pistol.
Hearing footsteps Izuku immediately drops to his knees and he ducks one villain with sledge hammer hands attack and punches the guy in the nuts as hard as he can popping his nuts like grapes and grabs him around the waist using him as a shield and shoots a villain infront of him spinning around still holding the villain at the waist he fires two more shots taking out two small time thugs with a shot to the heart and one to the neck. quickly turning around a man with a large sword sticking out of his palm shoves it inside the villain izuku is using as a shield killing him. Izuku distracted with the loss of his bullet sponge shoots the one responsible in the kidney before he feels a gangster with a baseball bat smash it into his spine. The baseball bats head literally splinters apart upon hitting izuki's absurdly sturdy body as Izuku moves his gun behind his back and shoots the gangster in the guts before reloading his pistol again.
Izuku quickly hooks his arms underneath a charging villains legs and flips him onto his back as another villain grabs izukus Gun wielding hand. Izuku laughs at this attempt before twisting his wrist and aiming the gun down blasting out one of the womans legs and then retwisting his gun and shooting the woman in the head. Turning around at the woman screaming at him Izuku puts her in a choke hold and spins around blasting her brains out her temple and letting the lifeless Body drop to the floor. Izuku hears rushing footsteps and dodges backwards as a villain tries slashing at him with a knife. Izuku grabbing his hand and breaking it as he slips the knife out before the man can scream Izuku Slits his throat and stabs him in the eyeball before kicking him into a group of three thugs.
Izuku seeing one with a baretta M9 immediately fires his own pistol blasting the villain in his ball rocking his head backwards as he falls with the other villains pinned under the dead one with knife in him. Izuku runs on the bodies as they're falling getting a slight Height advantage as he dives onto a large 6 foot 6 villain with a small muscle enhancement quirk knocking him down and shooting him in the heart reloading his gun again.
a villain taking a chance uses a bowstaff and nails izuku in his armored throat as izuku shoots him in liver before spinning around 180 degrees rolls forward avoiding a machete strike before grabbing the mans hand and spinning a bit to get his arm in the air Where Izuku shoots him in the kidney and rolls him over his shoulder. Before righting himself Izuku has VATS help his aim with the Neurological link and blind shooting a female villain holding a dead body as a shield in the face making them both drop. Izuku grabs hold of the Bo staff that a Vampire quirked villain picked up and swung at him before smashing it on the end breaking it into a stake and ramming it into the Vampires heart causing him to scream and burst into flames.
Izuku quickly pulls the trigger on his pistol aiming at another Gangster and the gun Jams making Izukus eyes Widen beneath his helmet. Izuku quickly drops to his knees and throws a hard punch into the villains kneecap shattering it, the hindge joint, tendons and connective tissue crippling the gangster as Izuku pulls out his 9mm Maria and shoots the man in the side of the head. Izuku is soon Gores by a bull like man and Izuku slams his hands into his attackers back and knees him in the face shattering the villains cartillage and piercing his brain with it killing him instantly. Izuku turns around seeing the exposed rebarb spikes the villain was aiming for before another bull villain, the firsts son charges at Izuku. Izuku grabs the man by his shoulders and guides him in the right direction as he grabs thebmans shoulders hard and spinning to aid him in lifting his attacker Izuku throws the Bull villain torso first into the rebarb Spikes of the broken pillar.
Izuku grabs hold of another villain and snaps his neck loud enough for it to heard by everyone and psuing things for a bit. Izuku Pulls out a Syringe labeled PsychoJet and Immediately jabs it into himself as his Vision goes blood red and stops a punch to his face with one hand and spins the thug around to the others before grabbing hold of the mans cheek and tearing it away. The villain Screaming in agony feels the entirety of his face get torn away before screaming in fear as his head is soon crushed between Izukus hands as Izuku uses him to block another attacking Villain who's using a spear.
turning to face the crowd again Izuku runs forward after dosing with some Med-X as he grabs one gangster and throws them head first into the rebarb pillar and punching the second charging villain in the throat and spinning him around and getting him in a full nelson. as Izuku pulls out a flaming lawnmower blade with a handle and slicing the gangsters leg off and then lopping off his head before stabbing another in the face where the blade breaks off and tackling him to the ground. Izuku lifts up andntakes a bat to the helmet knocking him back as grabs hold of the severed leg of the gangster and getting to his knees and uses it to block a stabbing strike from a knife before pulling the leg back and taking the knife outta the villains hand and Izuku uses the leg to kick the thug in the throat crushing his windpipe.
Izuku slams the leg into another villains kneecap dropping that one to his knee and pulls the knife out slicing open the villains jugular and swinging his arm around nailing the suffocating villain in his brainstem and spinning around stabbing the first villain with the bat in the eye socket. Spinning right Izuku throws the severed leg at another charging villain before punching him in the sternum just in the floating ribs knocking all the air out of the villain. Izuku grabs hold of the knife still in the screaming villains eyesocket and yanks it out before slamming the knife in the currently breathless villain's mouth piercing the brainstem from the back of his throat.
Pulling out his Flaming swords Handle Izuku turns it on as it spits out huge flow of flsmeand quickly spins to avoid a spear strike and grabs the villain responsible before aiming his Shishkabobs handle at the villains face roasting thier brains inside their skull and charring their face and turning them around Blocking three shots from the gun on one of his previous victims as another one runs up with 9mm missing his first two shots. Izuku grabs his gun holding hand aims it away from himself before removing it from his grasp and pistol whips the man getting him in a head lock and using thebgun to shoot a charging thug in the heart and liver. spinning around Izuku lifts the gun toting villain in the air and snaps his neck like a twigg before tossing him away and taking aim at the one who's baretta Jammed before that villain throws a woman next to him at Izuku who lands face first infront of Izuku. Izuku aims the gun at her blowing her brains out before standing up and getting stabbed in his shoulder. Grabbing the offending hand with his left hsnd he soins around and shoots the villain between the eyes and holds him against himself and spinninf around blocking three more shots and shooting the villain centermass three times. Turning around once again izuku blasts the heart of another villain dropping him dead and tossing his shield to the floor with the 9mm out of ammo. Izuku uses the gun to block a strike from a spear and deflect it before grabbing it and wrestling it from his attacker before Izuku Stabs it into the gangster and lifts him into the air with it impaling the poor bastard in it and uses the spear to charge forward blocking a few more bullets with his impaled shield and ram the spear through 2 More peoples hearts.
Izuku is jumped on from Behind and the smaller villain isntrying to Choke Izuku only to have Izuku pullout a handheld Tazer and ram it into the Villains skull electrocuting him and making him let go as Izuku pulls the pin on a grenade he has on his bandolier slipping it into the villains pocket. Elbowing the villain hard enough in the spine to snap it Izuku spins while holding the villain flinging him ontop of a small group of fleeing villains where the grenade then explodes killing the whole group. Izuku reaches underneath his rangers coat and grabs hold of the Fire Axe on his back and swings it horizontally slicing through someones neck and lopping off their head before arc swinging it and splitting a thugs skull completely in two and letting the axe go and dodging a few frantic slashes from a terrified gangster as izuku capitalizes on one of his mistakes and grabs arm from his over extended stab and uses the mans own gripped knife to stab him between the ribs into his own heart.
As Izuku watches the man dying he gets shot in his armored back 3 Times with the same damn Barretta M9's last three shots. Spinning around and stabbing the man in the wrist between his radius and Ulna bones Izuku pulls the Barretta out of his grip and Drops the magazine before sliding it on one of his 9mm Mags and reloading the gun. before slipping the knife out of the villains wrist and shooting him in the stomach making him arch forward.
Izuku swings the knife around as he ducks under a bat swing slicing open a villains gut causing his intestines to spill out as Izuku completes the swing by impaling thebknife into the base of the skull at the stem piercing through the hole and into the brain killing the villain. Izuku quickly uses the gun and shoots the bat weilding and panicked villain in the face befofe pulling out the knife from the villains skull and stabbing a camoflauged villainessbholding a revolver in the stomach repeatedly before dodging a chair that was thrown at him and shooting a flanking villain in the throat. Izuku grabs her revolver and pistol whips the villain who threw the chair with it as he charges at Izuku. Izuku puts a bullet in his head execution style before turning around and kicking a villain with Gunbbarrels for fingers in the knee snapping it like a twig and grabbing him by the throat before dropping the other guns and preparing his special weapon.
The leader of the villains is growling in pure unfiltered rage at the fact this no name hero just literally WASTED over half his league without much trouble as if he were fucking used to odds being stacked against him. The villains who didnt attack literally shivering in fear and holding all the weapons they can wait for the order before the leader of the league screams.
"WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU GOODY GOODY HERO'S WERE ALL ABOUT ARRESTS AND TAKEDOWNS! YOU FUCKING SLAUGHTERED MY FODDER LIKE YOU WERE FARMING FOR XP! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CHEATS DO YOU HAVE YOU FUCKING HERO BASTARD!" The villain screams before calming down and speaking again.
"Hero's don't kill and you fucking just DECIMATED my forces. only my elite remain. Tell me Courier...Why is a Hero killing what he should be arresting?" Shigaraki asks with a mirthful and manic voice as he hopes he can possibly turn this monster to his side of things.
"There's one problem with that assessment of yours Shigaraki." Izuku says as he prepares for a really big stand off.
"Oh yeah? And whats that?" Shigaraki says as he laughs a bit. The Villain Izuku currently has on his knees scared as Izuku takes out the combat knife from it's holster and lifts it up aiming it at a weakspot in the skull.
"I'm no hero." Izuku says as he plunges Chance's knife clean into the finger gun villains skull piercing it and repeatedly stabbing his brain killing the villain as Izuku pulls pulls out his Ranger Sequoia and diving for cover behind one of the shattered walls of the earthquake zone.
Taking position as some villains open fire on him Izuku carefully looks around and sees a car on the pavement. He fires his gun into the oil basin and lets it spill onto the floor pooling up underneath it. Making a break for it Izuku quickly runs and jump slides into the oil pool and slides on the smooth pavement right in between the villains. Taking his shot Izuku plants a hollow point in the chest of one villain blowing out his chest cavity. WHhle the other takes a headshot and the entire back of head explodes outward.
Izuku when running out of slide room combat rolls into a kneeling stance and shoots another perp in the chest before running past the dying man and using his revolver he blows out the legs on a food cart before he jumps onto it leaps through the corner windows of a bank and landing directly behind 4 more villains. Izuku pulls out his 45 ACP "A Light Shining in Darkness" and just starts blasting it into the villains nailing them all with torso shots in vital areas.
Izuku quickly runs away from that location knowing if he stays too long, he'll be over run. As He's running Izuku makes sure to take what cover he can behind an over tuned Armored bank van. Hearing rapid footfalls Izuku pulls out his 45 and turns himself to facw towards them. Taking aim Izuku waits till the villain rounds the corner and pulls the trigger nailing a headshot.
Soon more gunfire is heard as Izuku feels a bullet richochette of his desert survival helmet. Seeing the man taking such a piss poor position behind a barrel Izuku takes a shot nailing the perp right in his ass dropping the villain whos now aganizing on the ground and trying to stop the bleeding.
"MY ASS! HE SHOT ME IN THE ASS!"The villain cries as Izuku keeps his position up behind the overturned Armored Bank Van. Izuku carefully uses a shattered car mirror and looks at the villains through it and seeing something that pisses him off. Izuku speaks loudly knowing the villain will hear him.
" Do you know what i hate? I hate you 30 to 40 year old shit suckers with ponytails. That pont tail doesnt make you look hip, stylish, young or cool!" Izuku says as he lines up the shot and pulls the trigger. The bullet fired nails the villain Izuku saw in the back of the skull exploding his brainstem and blasting the ponytail off the villains head killing hin instantly.
Hearing someone rapidly approaching Izuku reloads his pistol and when a villain with an axe for a hand shows up Izuku shoots him in the shoulder shattering the ball and socket joint leaving the arm useless before Izuku nails a headshot painting the van with the villains brains.
Shigaraki walks up to the scene with a pissed off look on his face at the fact some kid was wasting his league members like they were nothing. Shigaraki notices that some bodies are around a car and he smirks before sneaking around quickly to come up behind izuku. Seeing Izuku is busy once again with a broken care mirror Shigaraki rushes at him with his hand held out ready to dust him. As he does this Izuku quickly roundhouse kicks shigarakis wrist and grabs his other hand twisting it and putting it behind his back before shooting out the shoulder of the other limb leaving the limb useless as Shigaraki screams in pain.
"Oh bravo Mr. Hero Mailman, Bravo! Oh you've caused me a lot of trouble there Mr Mailman. And I'm going to ensure the same thing for you." Shigaraki says as a group of villains comes around the van and izuku quickly takes shigaraki as a shield before inching his way towards a building. Kicking Shigaraki away from himself Izuku quickly runs into the building and up its stairwell. Getting to the roof Izuku quickly leaps across to a new roof and doesnt stop. He runs and leaps to another roof befofe turning around to face the building he ran from. Seeing a bright Neon red sign blazing the words. "FAULK TRUCK TOOL". As shigaraki bursts from the now decayed door.
Izuku having reloaded his guns with AP rounds takes cover and begins firing at the sign the villains are using for cover. The bullets hitting the neon bulbs and causing bright flash and pop with a shower of sparks and also nailing a villain with a kill shot. Every shot izuku takes he hits another letter and another villain. As Izuku finishes his shots he puts his gun away and pulls out a strange looking gun with blue electricity running through it and some vacuum tubes with wires and knobs. As Izuku sets the gun he runs towards the edge of the building and leaping off it he turbs to face Shigaraki and pulls the trigger of his gun the transportal ponder. A bright bolt of lightning strikes Izuku as he dissapears entirely in a crackle of lights and sparks. Shigaraki see's he's the only person left atop the buildings walks out infront of the sigh and looks at it. Izuku shot out the letters A L T R C K the symbol and the word tool leaving only glowing red letters spelling " F U K. U" Shigaraki laughs as he sees this as Kurogiri comes out of a portal and grabs Shigaraki before they once again dissappear in a vortex of black clouds.
The whole altercation of what happened in thE USJ having been recorded via security cameras that sent all the visual files towards Nedzu's office. However one MLA plant in the league also used their quirk to plant a trojan worm in the USJ systems to copy all video data and send it towards Shoowasha Publishing and right to Chitose's personal work Computer.
Undisclosed Bar Kamino prefecture.
Shigaraki is still laughing as he walks through Kurogiri's portal. Soon a TV turns on with Audio Only written across it with an image of a sillouette.
"AH Tomura! You're back! Based on your mood i can guess the raid on the USJ was successful? Wheres the nomu i leant you?" The voice speaks as Shigaraki keeps laughing a little bit before speaking.
"Dead...the Nomu was fucking one shot by someone with a weapon i've never seen before. He theb proceeded to absolutely BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL MY LEAGUE MEMBERS KILLING THEM ALL!" Shigaraki says as he laughs some more.
"...What?" The voice on the TV sounds strangely calm.
"I said some armored up super soldier looking mother fucker ICED MY ENTIRE CREW AND ONE SHOT NOMU WITH A WEAPON THAT TURNED HIM INTO GLOWING GREEN GOO!" shigaraki says as he calms himself down.
"Who was the hero that did it?" The voice sounding strained and barely keeping composure.
"Oh it wasn't a hero...it was one of those students. Never got his real name from him. All i know is that he calls himself Courier 6. That andbhe's adamant that he's not a hero. Dude literally had no hesitation just killing every last member of my league and the worst part is he shot me in the shoulder and my arm is done. I can't move it. I need doc to fix it. Oh i almost forgot the most importabt bit of info. He appearantly has a gun THAT LETS HIM FUCKING TELEPORT! TWO OF THEM!!!!" Shigaraki screams laughing maniacally as the voice from the TV goes silent until the it speaks again. I'll inform Garaki you need surgery and rest. Please Tomura take this loss to heart. It will only make you a better villain." The TV turns off as a man sitting inside a large chair hooked up to a life support system is seen.
The man tunes TV to another channel and a second voice answers.
"How can i help yah boss?" The man asks rather nervous.
"Giran, i need your information gathering expertise. This will be a HUGE favor so you can consider ALL your debts cleared if you get the info." The man says a bit scared at what the info will bring.
"W-Wait.. You serious bossman? All of my debts? Even ... Well Vegas?" Giran asks as hopefully as he can.
"Yes Giran, all your debts even Vegas. I need you to find any and ALL information on someone calling themselves Courier 6. They wiped out a 70 man crew of villains AND a bioengineered super weapon single handedly. The bioweapon they killed in one shot. I need any and all info on him you can get. No matter how insignificant it may seem. Even if it is a child saying they know who it is i want that lead followed. Understand?" The man says as serious as he can.
"Of course boss. I'll see to it that it gets done Hisashi." Giran says as Hisashi sighs when the line goes deadm
"God damn it Izuku i pray that i'm wrong with this." Hisashi says as he leans back in his chair relaxing and going to sleep.
Izuku sighs as he lays there on the ground inside an open grave surrounded by Distinctive Cigarette Butts an empty shell casing and aged torn ropes with a wooden Headstone reading Courier on it. Izuku pulls up his Pipboy and tunes the Radio to Radio New Vegas as once again the soothing and silky charasmatic AI voice of Mr. New Vegas kicks on inside his head.
"This is Mr. New Vegas here fanning the flames of your Passion. Now our next segment is our latest news coming at you right now. It has been a few weeks since the battle at Hoover dam and Mr. House was able to push out both the NCR and The Legion from it's walls. With the power of the dam back at full output the entire mojave now never again has to worry about Power shortages. In other News No one has seen hide nor Hair of the legend himself since his battle at the dam where he single handedly pushed back the entirety of the legions forces. Many are questioning if the legendary Courier is dead while others speculate he's moved elsewhere to spread his legend further. Where ever he may be my prayers go out to anyone and everyone stupid enough to provoke him into a fight. In Other news Mr. House's securitron army has begun his new project of rebuilding New Vegas to it's former glory and new buildings are being constructed faster than ever before with many homeless freesiders happily accepting responsibility and upkeep on the new buildings in exchange for a place to sleep. The news brought to you by the Lucky 38. Lucky 38! Where your luck runs red hot! Got some Dean Martin coming up talking about the greatest feeling in the world. Love. Aint that a kick in the head? Haha, Sure is Deano, It sure is.