A/N: Should be updating "Shed no Grace on Me" in a few hours, but its not quite ready yet and I'm working terribly early this morning.

So here, have this while I put the finishing touches on things.

Kudos if you get the references; not being subtle here~!

As ever, I own no quotes, references, media or memes. Nope! Not a wit or one.

With luck, I'll be updating "To Love A Witch" soon thereafter. Hopefully "A Most Unlikely Watcher" with it.

Busy, busy, BUSY bee is me~!

"Well, Chaldea takes all kinds...suppose one more can't hurt."

~?

A Most Unlikely Witch

"...you are not my consort."

Gudako tilted her head. Then tilted it some more.

Naruto's palm met his forehead. "Not this shtick again."

By comparison, Mash's reaction was far more pronounced. "Um...Berserker?" her words rang off the walls of the summoning chamber. "Do you know her?"

That was the question, wasn't it? Seemed most Servants knew him these days, even if they hailed from other words.

"Well," he scratched his cheek as he regarded the scowling, four-armed blue woman before him, "Seems like she knows a different version of me. Can't say I met a witch in white before. Ranni, was it?" keeping one hand up to show himself harmless, he dared a step, forward. "Lemme guess, you're a Caster, right?"

Said woman in white regarded him keenly; she looked fit to bite, lone eye narrowed upon him. Why was the other closed? Strange girl. When he dared a step forward she drew backwards to match him. The temperature dropped, plummeted really, though she said not a word at all. When he took another step forward, she absolutely hissed.

"No closer, impostor!" a staff came out, ancient and deadly. "Who are you? What is this place? Where are mine friends and family? What have you done with Blaidd?"

Whoever she was, she was powerful. With the Throne broken, it wasn't unusual to meet someone in their prime these days. Rare, but not impossible.

...she certainly speaks strange."

"Answer me, or I shall freeze you to the bone!"

Mash saved him, bless her simple soul. "Miss, this Chaldea. As to the rest, I'm afraid its a bit of a long story...

...then I shall see for myself."

A hand snapped out, snagging Naruto by the chin, turning his face from side to side. Hell, she practically inspected his teeth like some brood mare. He laughed and let her. Mash gasped, even as Fujimaru chuckled behind him and snapped a picture. Hmm. He'd have to delete that before Morgan saw.

"You look just like him." he heard the witch before him mutter. 'Tis not fair." her brow furrowed. "Say something he would say."

"Like what?"

Ranni scowled. "Anything. I care not."

...is there a particular reason why you're blue? Or have four arms?"

His words cut off in a sputtering laugh as a blast of ice struck him in the face.

A/N: Ans there we go. I'll see you guys and gals again in a few hours.

So...in the immortal words of Atlas...

...Revieeeeew, Would You Kindly?

Here, have a few previews.

Hopefully you like them

T_T

(Previews)

"My name is Morax." The man bowed. "If its a class you're after then...hmm. Yes, I suppose Lancer will do."

Zhongli, no!" his companion groaned. "No dropping Meteors! We've already got a Madara here!"

"Morgan, no."

"Morgan, yes. She touched you, dearest husband."

"Technically, no. She touched an iteration of me. Doesn't count.

"Still you. It counts. All iterations of you are my husband, therefore they are mine."

"Oi!" Naruto flung up his arms. "What is it with me and all the witches?! Am I cursed or something!"

R&R! =D