A/N: Dynasties & Dystopia is being worked on, but this plot bunny would NOT let me be!
Bit of a double update today; this and Father of Teyvat. Hope you enjoy 'em both.
As ever, I own no references, themes or memes!
Now then, with that said...awaaaay we go~!
Again, this is merely a fragment.
Story? Yes? No?
"Heh. Nice punch...waitaminute! That's what I do!
"Wait, wait...you like to punch things, too?
"Did we just become best friends?!
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Fourth Fragment
"Is it safe?"
Naruto poked his head out into the corridor, eyeing the hole he'd made like he half expected it to bite him. Vi peeked over his shoulder to make certain. Alarms wailed overhead, yet no one appeared to challenge them. No one barred their path. But for the shrieking klaxons, it remained silent as the grave.
Now was as good a time as any.
Vi rolled her eyes and gave him a shove.
He stumbled out with a yelp, nearly dropping the sack of hard-won loot over his shoulder. "Vi, no!"
"Vi, yes!" she reached around and flicked his forehead, elbowing past him. "Hurry up! Before we get caught."
He grumbled once but hastened after. He always did. Powder was still too little to go on heists like these. It was just the two of them. Then again, they were only kids themselves.
Still, she liked to think they'd gotten a decent score this time around. Not bad for raiding a Piltover penthouse.
Her fellow brawler rolled his eyes, but did as asked. She squirmed into the tunnel after him, boots echoing hollowly against the concrete. No one challenged them. Why would they? No one knew they were here. No one conscious, at any rate.
She paused before a wrought steel door, tapped it once with her fist, and frowned. "Got anymore explosives?"
Her partner in crime stepped up beside her. A faint sphere shimmered in his palm.
...you do realize I can literally blast down doors like these, remember?
She scowled at him. And you haven't done so because...?"
A blond brow rose. "Boredom?"
Vi laughed. "Naruto!"
"Fine, fine...
His arm swept back...and slammed forward. "Rasengan!"
They really did make one hell of a team, didn't they?
Vi couldn't help but preen a little at that.
Just a little.
A/N: Aaaand there we are. Young!Naruto and Young!Vi palling around as kids.
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SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!
PLOT DETAILS AHOY!
YE BE WARNED!
Read at your own risk!
Separate ideas, these are~!
Hope you're ready to smile, because they're a blast!
(Preview)
"You're cracked."
He poked his head out of the vehicle. "Brilliant, you mean! I built this myself!"
...how the hell can that thing fly?!
"Murderer!"
"I'm sorry, Marcus. Oh, wait." he squeezed the trigger.
A deafening bang filled the room.
"I'm not."
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