A/N: . Off to the dentist today. Wish me luck. I haaaate dentists... T_T

*shudders*

That said, we've got Bit of a drabble this time around, a teaser, if you will. Already thought a workable title. "Serving a Schnee" sounds a bit blase, but still...

To clarify! If this story ever comes about, its going to be a firm single pairing.

In others news, Practice Makes Perfect is nearly read and should be updated sometime tomorrow or Saturday.

As ever, I own no references, quotes, memes or themes. Not a wit or one.

Minor verbatim from the show here and there. And awaaaay we go!

"If you can dodge a punch, you can dodge a Grimm."

"That doesn't make a lick of sense-OW!"

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Evasive Maneuvers

"Dodge."

It was a simple enough command Weiss felt.

Naruto had demanded that she evade the coming strike. And she would.

She swayed back from the first strike easily enough, then the second, but then panic got her. Warding Myrtenaster before her face, she struck out, only for him to bat her rapier aside and drive a crushing roundhouse into her ribs. She summoned a glyph and tried to retreat, only for him to stomp down on her foot. Naturally her response was to conjure a second glyph and leap into the air.

Mistakes were made.

The keening hiss of blazing sphere filled her ears.

Then the Rasengan smashed into her back and drilled her into the floor.

Aura flared as Weiss cried out in pain. But she didn't stay down. She dare not. Naruto was a perfectly nice fellow, but when it came to training he became a completely different person. True enough, he stomped down where her skull had been a moment before, cratering the floor.

"Shit, shit, shit! No fair!" She cussed up a storm. "I wasn't ready!"

"Language!"

She spat blood onto the floor. "Hold still so I can shove my rapier up your-

He doubled over, not in pain, but laughter, drowning her words out. Her face flamed.

Damn him. She'd been prim and proper about this when they started last year. Now? She hated his guts. Some bodyguard he was! He was the same age as her! So why was she the one being batted about! It didn't make a lick of sense!

"Your old man won't wait for you to be ready." he grinned and flourished a wrapped fist at her. "Beacon won't, either. The Grimm won't care. You asked for this, remember?"

Weiss snatched up her rapier, took a cleansing breath and adopted her customary stance once more. She cold do this. She would do this-

Naruto made a come hither motion, planted his feet, and waaited her. "Come and get me, snow angel."

Her right eye witched. That mocking nickname again! "...you must truly wish to die today."

He tilted his head just so, scars catching in the light. "Not with your record."

It was too much. She lunged at him with a shriek.

"Vengeance will be mine!"

A/N: Obvious references are obvious.

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