A/N: Rise of the Beast Hero is coming along nicely,
I've got a couple thousand words written already, but I want it to be longer/more polished.
So here, have a multi holiday update while its still in the oven, as it were. Hope it makes ya smile.
Happy early Fourth of July!
I'll be updating this and at least two other stories.
As ever, the Embers rule Remains; sad as that may sound, its the truth. If folks don't like this story...well, it won't be continued. I haven't the time to write something folks don't like. Two jobs keep me terribly busy as such that I have barely any time to write. I've got so many people spamming requests; its making my head spin.
As ever, I own no quotes, references, themes or memes.
Not a wit or a one! There we go. Hope you enjoy!
Seriously, though! SPOILERS AHOY!
This be a fragment from...
...Bottoms Up!
"Who's it gonna be?!"
~?
There Can Only Be One
Qrow Branwen considered himself a well-adjusted individual.
Well...relatively speakin', of course. He'd seen some shit. Lost some people. Seen said people come back from the dead. All kinds of weird shit. Bitches like his own sister and Cinder Fall, Maidens both, turned into helpless children for their sins, stripped of their memories and forced to start anew. So yeah. Proper weird shit, kind you didn't think to expect until it slapped you upside the dead, dragged you into a bush, stole your clothes, and offer you a cigar.
Again, proper strange stuff.
Small wonder the Brother Gods decided to fuck off and not come back.
All things considered, he wouldn't want to mess with someone like that either.
At least Naruto had excuse for his many, maaany vices. He indulged to keep that crazy horned bitch in him dozy as a lamb, or drunk off her ass. You see, there was a reason Qrow drank these days; not to keep the pain away as some might think; no, no, no, he drank because he was entirely too sober for this shit. Sober equaled sanity. With someone like Naruto, sanity got you killed. Ergo! Sanity was highly overrated. In other words? Nope!
But this right here? This? This took the cake.
"Favorite uncle, eh?" he gnashed his teeth as he stepped over Adam's still-twitching form. Still alive? Good. Cheeky prick was getting a slow death for what he'd done to his niece.
Which brought them to this!
There were some insults a man just couldn't take.
"What can I say, they have good taste." Naruto battled Hazel aside and butted heads with him. "Gotta problem with that...uncle Qrow?"
Harbinger flew free from its sheathe with a snarl. "There can only be one favorite Uncle!"
The drunkard brandished an empty bottle, grinning ear to ear. "En guard~!"
Ruby yelped and tried to dive between them. "Uncle Qrow, no!"
"Uncle Qrow yes!" Yang yanked her back, hooting at the top of her lungs. "Fight, fight, fight!"
Weiss palmed her face. "This family is insane...
Blake didn't look up from her book.
A/N: Aaaaand there we go.
Once more! This is a teaser. It might go somewhere. It might not. That depends entirely on you.
As ever, the Embers rule Remains. If folks don't like this story...well, it won't be continued. Strange as it might sound, live for reviews and feedback; without them, I simply can't write a single word. So by all means! Speak up! Really, that's no joke. Your feedback is the reason this story continues. Ever bit helps. It keeps me going in these crazy times. So by all means! Speak up! No review is too short or too small!
As ever, read the previews before you review, please.
So In the Immortal Words of Atlas...
...Review, Would You Kindly?
No previews this time.
Exhausted...no!
Gotta...try!"
(Previews!)
Blake closed her book. Rose from her bed. Opened her door. Naruto didn't see her, he was still stalking away. She Hefted an arm baaaaack...
A hand cracked across her ass and she jumped, her shot going wide.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaang!"
"Sorry, not sorry!" she sauntered past. "Mama needs her nookie."
"Da...
"Go on sweetie, say daddy!"
"Da...da...
"Glynda, c'mere! I think she's about say it!
"Da...da...da...
Naruto's throat closed. "You can do it! C'mon!"
...damnit!" their daughter chirruped happily, grinning gormlessly .
Glynda hurtled down the stairs and slammed facefirst into a wall. "What did she just say?!"
Qrow cackled and fell off the couch...which then levitated and launched him out the window.
...you do realize he can fly...?"
"I WILL CASTRATE HIM!"
The power to bend reality itself...what could go wrong?
Darkness and Light gazed down on the mortal. The mortal smiled, grinning from ear to ear.
"Gods. I've come to bargain."
"Enjoy being a proper big sister, Weiss!"
...all of my hate. You have it."
T_T