A/N: I always wondered what would Happen If Homer ever agreed to have sex with all the women who had shown interest in him along with the show, but this one is surely the one I want the most.

Homer Simpson is a fat and bald guy with an intelligence level that some may think is lower than a baby in development, however, even someone like him got the hearts of some women in his life, incredible huh? The good thing about Homer is that no matter what woman tries to seduce him he never cheated on his wife, but what IF the temptation was beyond his command? What if he goes for it when the chances appear?

That night Lurleen Lumpkin revealed her true feeling towards Colonel Homer who helped her be this big without asking anything in return, and when music about it failed to make him get it she was more direct.

Lurleen says "Homer I Love you"

"...What?" Homer is surprised.

"You helped me, a total stranger to follow my dream and never asked anything for it like other men I met would" She said with a dreamy expression.

"O-Oh! Well...Geez Lurleen I'm flattered but, I am married man you know? I love my wife and…Daughters" Homer just slipped the tongue, not wanting to include Bart that much.

"Please colonel Homer I know I'm asking too much, but please! Just have one night of love with me" She begged him

Homer is left in a tight spot "Mmm…I'm not sure I'm supposed to do this"

Lurleen grins, planning something "Not even if I do this?"

The blonde-haired beauty starts to unbuttons her shirt, letting out some sexy cleavage, and slowly reveals her big boobs held by her bra which those melons were hidden by her clothes.

"You want to know something Homey?" Lurleen gropes her boobs in front of him "I'm ready to go all the way with you tonight and keep it a secret...forever" She licked her lips

Homer stares at the pair of great mammaries and loses himself in it "Hmmmm~Boobies..."

*Homers Brain*

"Oh shit! She's hot, what should I do Brain?

"Honestly? Go for it man, when are you going to have another chance to have sex with another woman like that? Look at her boobs, she is practically begging" The not so wise brain said.

"What about Marge? You know...our wife?" Homer said something logical for once.

"She doesn't need to know, go there and do some Sweet love to her and then take off those clothes burn them and then you take a shower to take the smell out, in the end, put on some clean normal clothes and say to her that in the end, she means all for you she will fall for it like always" The brain said like Marge was such an easy woman to fool.

"Wow you sure are smart" Homer said.

"I have my moments when I want it you know?"

"Ahnnn...isn't this the moment where it's supposed to roll some flashback about my life or something? To stop me from making a mistake?" Homer is not sure what to do.

"I don't know man, all the blood is currently going to your other head in your pants. So anything else is offline, see ya" The brain shut down.

*Back to reality*

"...Ok...just this once got it?" Homer gave in.

"Ohh I'm so happy!"

Lurleen is so happy she hugs him pressing her tits on Homer's chest and kisses him making the fat man feel her tongue in his mouth, another woman besides his wife was there willing to do anything he wants, it was an affair but his heart beats fast and she feels something big poking her leg.

"Ohh I see my colonel has a weapon between his legs"

Smirking at this she takes his belt and starts to take his pants off, then she sees his dick twitching to get out of his underwear and when she takes it out the country musician receives a dick slap to her face.

"Oof!"

"Oh! Sorry, I guess I am more excited than normal" Homer said, rubbing the back of his head.

"No wonder your wife is so jealous of me and you, she doesn't want anyone to get this fat dick away from her" Lurleen stared at it, impressed.

Not wanting to waste any time, she started by wrapping her hand around his shaft, Lurleen could feel it, throbbing and rugged like a lock, slowly moving her hand up and down the handjob started.

'She is just using her hands and it feels so good Nnnnnnnn~ Doing this with another woman besides my wife makes me so hard'

Homer moaned softly, a mix of feelings between pleasure and shame went to his head but once Lurleen Started to put 'her' mouth in his phallus all he could think was…

'Ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes! YES! This is the stuff' He thought, enjoying this as he should.

"I see you are enjoying it, I almost can't put all of this in my mouth. I think Marge is not better than me?" She asks.

"Marge Blowjobs are amazing too but for me to get one thing that goes beyond normal marriage sex it needs to be a special occasion" Homer said to her.

"So she likes to think she is shy? How cute and prudish, I show you what real sex is Colonel Homer"

The country singer starts by grabbing his big balls which surprised him, then Lurleen went back to her blowjob movements, doing it faster as she squeezed his family gems which made Homer go wild at how much of a sucking machine she was. Being bolder, Homer grabs her head and shoves his cock deeper, deep throating her.

"IM CUMMING!"

Until the fat guy finally lets out his load inside her mouth, it was thick and creamy, Lurleen swallows her lover's cum without letting one single drop of that protein shake be wasted.

"WOOHOO! aAnnnnnnn! Marge doesn't always Swallow but when she does it means she is happy with me" Homer said, giving a random fact about his marriage.

"Well Homer, with me you can do whatever you want rather than waste time trying to pamper her into doing something for you" She said, laying on the floor ready for him.

Homer drools in excitement at being in control "Whatever...I...want"

Seeing this chance Homer goes to grope her marvelous boobs, kneading them like dough, putting his face on it, and rubbing left and right before sucking her nipples like candy. He was normally lazy but that night he was full of energy making her Moan in bliss.

"Hmmmmmm~Tasty''

"Ahnnnnnn! Colonel Homer, you make me so wet" She moaned out.

"Ok lady if you're going to do anything I want you to, then get on four on the floor and get ready for to get in action"

Lurleen smiles, knowing he was down for it, and obeys with pleasure showing her ass up to it, almost making him cum by the sight; he puts his hands to her butt cheeks and gives her a slap making her moan.

He starts to put his dick inside her pussy, it was wet so it slides it down right away making both of them feel really good, the feeling was amazing as Homer starts pounding her coochie really fast, he was enjoying this more than doing it with his wife, she didn't have enough time for sex or do the things he wants to, so this was amazing.

"Faster! Deeper! Harder!" Lurleen screams\demands for it.

"Ahgnnnn It's been so long that I went with such intensity like this, ohh fuck Lurleen your so tight, it's making me CUMMING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"YES! AHGNHNNNNNN!"

The two of them moan loudly like animals, cum flowing inside her womb getting the sperm fill of the day as they were now sweaty and tired from the action they had on the floor of the trailer.

"Ahgnn…ahgnnn wow…oh SHIT! I came inside" Homer realized, scared out of his wits.

"Don't worry silly, I'll make sure to take the pills the next day" She said.

"Phew thank god, I really enjoyed this time together"

Lurleen looks at Homer "I wish you could stay with me"

"I can't. I have kids to raise and even if we try to get together eventually someone would find out about it" Homer feels bad for it.

Lurleen asks "Will we ever meet and fuck again?"

"Don't worry something tells me this is not the last time we see each other" He told her.

After that Secret Affair Homer gave up on being Lurleen Lumpkin manager, take those clothes away and get back the love of his not so jealous Wife anymore, that night Homer Secret was never revealed, the Affair that he got with a sexy Country music Babe and something tells him that one day they will meet again.