First humour oneshot. Will has already graduated in this story, and it takes place at the gathering grounds. The gathering grounds where Gilan also is. How will this turn out and just how much chaos will the two cause? Read to find out.

Will, Halt and Gilan all rode their horses out of the trees and into the large meadow where the gathering grounds were taking place. They rode over to a free area and swung down from their saddles. They started taking their saddle bags off and starting taking out their tents to pitch. Once that was all done Halt turned to his two former apprentices.

'I'm going to see Crowley and let him know we're here,' he said. 'You two can get a fire going and start making some coffee.'

'Can you see if Crowley wants to join us for coffee or at least for dinner tonight?' Will asked. He liked Crowley and it had been a long time since he had seen the Corps Commandant.

'I'll ask,' Halt replied. 'I know he'll want to but he might be to busy. But we'll see.' Then with that he turned away and started walking towards the commandant tent.

While they were waiting for the pot to boil Gilan turned to Will.

'Alright so I have an idea,' he didn't get much further as Will interrupted him.

'Is this going to be any better than your other ideas you had at all the other gatherings. Because they all ended in us getting into heaps of trouble with Crowley and Halt. Especially the time you thought it would be a good idea to take their bows while they were asleep.'

Gilan grimaced at the memory. That had been a long uncomfortable night high up in an uncomfortable tree. Then he grinned as he continued on with what he was saying earlier.

'It's similar,' he said, ignoring Will's groan. 'But it won't be as bad. Or dangerous.'

'And what is this "not as bad or dangerous" idea of yours?' Will asked.

'Chaos Games,' Gilan simply said. It was as if he was expecting Will to understand what he meant by those two words. But in truth, Will actually had an idea of where this was going.

'What are Chaos Games?' Will asked.

'We cause chaos to everyone throughout the whole gathering. Whoever causes the most is the winner and gets the title "Ranger of Chaos." The name will spread to all corners of the Corps and people will know to fear you and your chaos.'

Will was actually intrigued by this idea. It sounded like good fun and, while most of Gilan's ideas for pranks and shenanigans were normally directed at Halt and Crowley, they would now be targeting everyone in their path.

'That actually sounds like a fun idea. Maybe not necessarily a good idea but still fun. What are the rules?'

'There aren't that many, just the main ones. No murder, no injuring anyone, no looking through Halt's stuff and stealing his things and no targeting each other.'

'Sounds simple enough. I'm in.' The two shook hands and sat back pouring coffee into three mugs.

Halt walked back up to the small camp with Crowley behind him.

'Crowley!' Will said excitedly. 'Good to see you. Halt said you might be too busy to have coffee with us.'

Crowley laughed. 'I'm never too busy to have a cup of coffee,' he said grinning. 'Plus I want to catch up with you two rascals. And this grumpy old bear,' he added elbowing Halt in the ribs. They sat down and Will poured another cup of coffee for Crowley and they sat in companionable silence for a few minutes, enjoying the dark, rich drink.

'So what nonsense are you two going to get up to this year?' Halt asked Will and Gilan, already knowing they were planning something.

Gilan made a show of pretending to be offended. 'Nonsense?' he asked incredulously, 'Whatever nonsense do you speak of? We are civilised rangers who do nothing but civilised things. I am offended that you would think that we would do such a thing.' He was actually surprised that he had managed to put on that entire act while still keeping a straight face. Will was also somehow not smiling or showing any signs of amusement.

'Whatever,' Halt said, rolling his eyes, not believing them for one second.

Crowley then turned to his friend sitting beside him. 'Halt, can you go into the command tent and get some parchment and a pen? I want us all to come up with some ideas on what we could do this gathering and I want to write them down.'

Halt grumbled something about lazy jackass commandants, but got up anyway and walked away. As soon as he was sure Halt was out of ear shot Crowley turned to the other two.

'Alright so what are you two actually planning?' he asked. He kind of rushed through the question, like it was the most urgent thing in the world. But he just wanted the conversation to be finished before Halt came back.

'We told you, we aren't doing anything,' Will said but Crowley brushed it away with a wave of his hand.

'Yeah I know that's bullshit. Now I know you're planning something and I want to be a part of it. So what are you two doing this year?'

'Wait you want to be a part of it?' Gilan asked. Then when Crowley nodded he explained the Chaos Games and the rules.

'That sounds like an amazing game!' Crowley laughed. 'I'm definitely getting in on this. Don't worry I'll keep it a secret and definitely won't tell Halt. Speak of the little devil, here is now coming back with my snack.'

'Your wha-' Will started but Crowley silenced him with a hand motion.

'Here you go you lazy-ass,' Halt said, handing Crowley the pen and parchment.

Crowley just took the parchment. 'Yeah I lied. I just needed this.' He then proceeded to put the piece into his mouth and started chewing, while staring Halt dead in the eyes.

Halt stared back at him for a while before speaking. 'You're so weird,' he said. The response were some mumbled words that Halt managed to make out as "I know but you love me."

He threw the pen at Crowley's head, watching as it bounced off and almost fell into the commandants coffee.

Honestly Halt should be used to Crowley's randomness by now. They have known each other for about twenty years after all. So this will be two or three parts, but that's just gonna make it better in my opinion. Bit more insane compared to the other one shots, but that's what you get from humour.

Please give feedback and suggestions. ALSO, you can now read these one shots on Fanfiction. The website about fanfictions. Wow, shocker. Hopefully later on I'll add them to A03 as well.

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