New York Madness

AN: should mention that Storm has the physical appearance of her counterpart from Earth-1610 except she did not live as a car thief, instead she lived as a Model from Cairo before moving to America where Xavier found her after a stress inducing accident that I'll reveal later in this story., also this is a Harem because my boi Deadpool needs all the ladies.

Giving a yawn as he awoke within a brightly lit room, Wayde rubbed his eyes before flinching as his mask dug into his eyes, sitting up with a swear, Wayde pinched the holes over his eyes to let his eyes adjust, a voice spoke as a door opened, an old sophisticated voice that Wayde recognised.

"I see you did not enjoy your stay at the Brooklyn institute Mr Wilson" looking up as the face of Christian Stewart rolled in, the familiar face of Hugh Jackman following with the teenage Storm, Wayde sighed as Deadpool tried to grind himself against Ororo.

Ignoring the ghostly Mercenary, Wayde spoke while giving Professor X a look.

"Didn't really work out for me as you can see, still insane in the membrane, also sorry about grabbing your tits Ororo" getting a surprised look from Ororo, Charles Xavier frowned in confusion.

"Hmm, it seems that something else has fixed you, to an extent" focusing on Wayde with his eyes closed, Deadpool spoke with a grin.

"Whatever you do don't imagine Storm Naked" freezing up as the mental image popped into his head, Xavier gained an uncomfortable look, staring at Wayde who sat frozen, Ororo was also blushing while Logan gave a raised eyebrow.

"Oh god you all saw that" getting a nod from a stunned Ororo, Logan shook his head,

'Yes we did, and I also found something of interest' perking up at the ethereal voice in his head, Xavier spoke with a smile.

"The institute worked slightly, it seems Mr Wilson's time there has removed the voices form his damaged psychic, but left him with another voice, his own voice" gesturing for Xavier to continue, Logan spoke his confusion.

"What do you mean?"

"That's the surprising thing, I don't know. Each time I try to look at who tampered with Mr Wilson's mind, I am thrown out by a snarling wolf with Amber eyes" rolling closer to Wayde who ignored Deadpool clinging onto his back like a backpack.

"There is also no signs of trauma, mental or physical, it seems he is Sane yet also Insane with a hint of Slight logic in his actions" perking up at the physical part, Wayde spoke happily.

"Oh that's because my face got fixed" reaching for his mask with the others panicking, Ororo gave a gasp at the sight of Wayde's smiling face with his blue eyes giving amusement with his blonde hair tied in a Ronin style.

Staring at Wayde with her face darkening, Ororo spoke.

"So that's what you looked like, how is this possible?" giving a shrug as he stood up from the bed, Wayde looked for his newly made Deadpool jacket.

"Don't know, I woke up with my face fixed and my alter ego hovering over me like some ghost from Christmas past" giving the ghostly merc a raised eyebrow, Deadpool was trying to stick his wet finger into Xavier's ear.

"So yeah, I woke handsome as Ryan Reynolds with a raging erection for ass of the gorgeous woman" giving a wink to Ororo, the woman looked away from Wayde with a blank look while inside her heart was racing.

"Well, seems we won't have to worry about a safety hazard" giving Logan a look, Wayde spoke.

"Go fuck yourself Logan" smiling at each other in good humor, Xavier went to speak if not for his eyes to gloss over before he sighed.

"What I don't understand is, why kill the Joker?" shrugging at the question, Wayde spoke with a simple answer.

"Gotham will be better off without the Failed comedian" seeing Xavier stare at him with a frown.

"Hmm, this is quite a predicament, never before have I seen a mind as broken yet so focused, I'll have to look into this at a later date" giving a nod, Wayde got up as Deadpool tried to give Logan a wet willie.

"Welp, I'm gonna go for an enthusiastic walk around the Mansion, Ororo if you have an itch don't hesitate to call me" running out as thunder echoed above, with Wayde laughing in the hallway with Ororo stalking after Wayde, leaving Charles with Logan.

"I should have mentioned that whatever fixed him gave him an aura around him" frowning at Charles for this last bit of info, Logan spoke.

"What kind of aura?"

"It acts like an eh, Pheromone, similar to what animals use to release when they are ready to mate, except this pheromone affects the opposite gender, when I tried to investigate this in his mind, the presence blocking me gave an emotion of amusement, gave me a warning to let things play out or else" giving Logan a look, the Canadian himself spoke.

"So something not of this world healed the mind and face of the most annoying Merc in the world, and let him run wild with an aura that makes women horny for him, and it seems the first victim of this aura is from this Mansion" getting a nod from Charles, Logan sighed before going after the two.

"I'll run damage control"

Running through the hallways with Ororo hot on his tail, Wayde gave a hysteric laugh while dodging her tackles, Deadpool floated after them with Panic.

"She's gonna kill us!"

"No she wont!" diving out a window with Ororo stopping at the action, she rushed to look out the window if not for a pair of hands to grab her by the shoulders before she was brought into a seering kiss by Wayde who released her in order to run while Yelling "WORTH IT!"

Leaving Ororo Munroe blinking at the action, surprising herself further as her powers remained dormant even though her mind was running in circles.

Snapping from her situation, Ororo touched her lips before moving to chase Wayde towards New York, oddly wanting more of that kiss.

Walking with a sigh, Wayde looked over himself to try and hide his current costume, the Jacket he kept while walking through a clothing store, replacing his clothes with a pair of Black pants with Red stripes running down to his ankle, his undershirt held the face of a Penguin with the caption "The Government lies" over a black background, his Jacket sat snuggly while his Mask was hidden in a pocket inside the Jacket, adorning his hands were a pair of fingerless leather gloves that possessed Knuckle guards for BMX riders.

Stepping out quickly with a pair of Black boots on his feet, Wayde rushed away with the mental promise to pay at a later date, the owner rushed out the door with a yell of anger, he did however catch another shoplifter who gave a yell of protest before employee's dragged them back in.

Slowing to a stroll at losing his pursuers, Wayde and Deadpool looked over the city street, looking over the many citizen's with a smile, an explosion down the street made Wayde turn with Deadpool looking over his shoulder.

Watching as people ran away in fright, Wayde looked around in confusion before he snuck to an alleyway.

"What are you doing?" moving to a fire escape as Deadpool followed him like a spooky ghost, Wayde.

"No doubt Spider-man will check that out, and if anything that was a villain trying to lure him out, and lucky for us" climbing onto the roof, he set his mask over his head with Deadpool reborn taking the stage, he brought out two desert eagles with red and black paint, twirling them in his hands while looking to Ghost-pool, the younger Wayde spoke.

"I brought the Firepower" getting a giddy squeal from Deadpool as he rushed to the edge of the building, a battle was happening below, with Spider-man fighting against, oh why am I not surprised.

"Green Goblin, talk about luck, we dealt with Batman's Joker, we can deal with our Spider-bro's Goblin problem" giving Deadpool a look, Wayde turned back while watching The green goblin flying his glider towards the building with Spider-man hanging on from a strand of his web, the sight of Green goblin flying below them fast made Wayde step onto the ledge, shaking his body in prep for the second long pain, he turned to Deadpool with a cheer.

"CANNONBALL!" watching as The Green Goblin laughed at Spider-man's pain, the green fuck failed to look up to avoid Deadpool collide with the Glider, making the two lose control with Wayde holding on tightly, bringing out a knife from a pocket, he stabbed it into the Goblin's left foot, eliciting a yell of pain as he looked down at Wayde who gave him the bird while ripping the knife out to stab into the Left engine.

"SEE YA FUCKER!" free falling with Spider-man flying from the crashing Glider, the Web head tried to catch Wayde from the fall, missing by an inch, the people below gasped in terror as Wayde went splat, rolling on the sidewalk with blood painting the floor, Spider man landed on a lamppost to try and help, the unmoving body of Wayde left Peter Parker full of despair before he frowned as Wayde gave a laugh, stunning the bystanders as he got up with a stretch.

"OOOOOOoooooh, that knocked some bones back into place, Hey Spidey!" seeing as Spider-man stared at him in bewilderment, he spoke in abject horror.

"DEADPOOL, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE AND NOT AT THE ASYLUM!?" gesturing to Wayde as he flexed his arms and legs, he rolled his neck before yanking a perked up Spider-man to his right, dodging a pair of pumpkin bombs with Spider-man blinking, the two turned to see the Green Goblin glaring at Wayde who gave a friendly wave.

"Hi Osborne, looking quite alive right about now" cocking the desert eagles in preparation for a fight, Spider-man turned to Wayde in surprise while the Goblin froze in his steps in shock.

"Wait, Norman Osborne?" getting a look from Wayde, he spoke in confusion.

"Wait, you didn't figure it out?" getting a shake of the Head, Wayde whispered to Spider-man whose eyes widened.

"Are you still in Highschool?" getting a slow nod from Spider-man, Wayde blinked before speaking.

"Oh, I think I got my timelines wrong since waking up two days ago"

"Wait what, Timelines?" shaking his head, Wayde pointed to Norman Osborne who had called in a new Glider.

"Discuss later, Kill the Goblin now!" perking up as Wayde rushed at the Goblin, Spider-man followed with a yell.

"NO KILLING!"

Watching the two rush towards The Green Goblin, the two failed to notice a female figure in skintight outfit with a White hood, Bright blue Ballet shoes keeping perfect balance, behind the figure sat a portal with a figure standing behind her expectantly.

"So, this is my new home?" looking to a hand of ash as it patted her shoulder reassuringly, a voice spoke with an ethereal echo.

"I'm sorry I failed to save your dimension, Gwen Stacy, at least in this one, you'll have a choice" turning to the figure as he left to the portal a pair of wolf ears atop his head flattened in shame, Gwen Stacy spoke with amber eye's turning to her with sadness.

"Thank you, Loki. For trying your best" getting a bow from the man, he left with the portal closing behind him.

Turning forward to the fight below, Ghost-Spider inhaled slowly.