Kick him in the green balls!
Walking through the streets of New York in search of the Wayde, Ororo kept an eye out on a majority of the places that sold Wayde's favourite foods… which was chimichanga's. surprisingly all the restaurants had a lack of Wayde nor Deadpool.
Which was starting to annoy Ororo who had stepped out of her last attempt at finding Wayde, rubbing her face in frustration, the memory of that Kiss hadn't left her mind at all for some reason, even with the help of Charles the sensation remained with effort.
Closing her eyes to calm herself, Ororo went to call Charles if not for his voice to echo within her mind.
'Ororo, I've located Mr Wilson, he's currently engaged in combat with Norman Osborne alongside Spider-man' blinking at the message relayed to her, Ororo held her phone to her ear as she stalked towards the Street name provided.
"Can you explain why a Mercenary is fighting a Business man alongside said Vigilante?"
'Mr Wilson outed Norman Osborne as The Green Goblin' stopping at the words provided, Ororo stood in place before she rushed to the fight with a scowl.
"As soon as I find Wayde, for leaving me to a Damn Goose chase, I'm going to-"
"Grab his Dick and twist it!" jumped up to send a kick into The Green Goblin's chin, Spider-man swung in with his two feet sending Norman Osborne flipping backwards before his Back-up Glider flew in to catch him, glaring at Wayde who shot at him, Norman gave a yell of anger as Spider-man shot at him with webs, leaving his mind split between the two as Police quartered off the street.
Ducking to avoid a Pumpkin Bomb, Deadpool caught it as it passed him before throwing it back, making Norman stare in alarm before he lifted upward to escape.
If not for Spider-man to shoot two web-lines and yank his Glider back down, leaving him in the Blast radius.
Giving a cheer as Norman was engulfed by the explosive, Wayde held his hand up for a high five to Spider-man who stared at him before shrugging and slapping the hand, before his body twitched, a fraction too late as the two were entangled with a Pumpkin orange Glue string, struggling in the substance with Spider-man, the two turned to see the Goblin with his mask burnt away with his exposed eye glaring, the villain stalked towards the two as another glue shot hit them at their feet, leaving Spider-man panicking while Wayde tried to free his hands to shoot Osborne, the man was a foot from Wayde with a sneer.
"Any last words, you miserable fucking-"
"Dimbulb?" seeing Norman Blinking at him for the interruption, he went to continue if not for Wayde to continue.
"Loggerhead, Ninnyhammer, Ratbag, dummkopf?" staring at Wayde with a blank look, Spider-man gave him a confused look himself.
"What?" sharing a look with Spider-man, Wayde spoke with a shrug.
"I called him Idiot in every Slang I can think of" getting a glare from Osborne as he went to stab Wayde who had a smug smile, a WEB string yanked the Knife from Norman's hand much to his confusion, Wayde's too it seems because he turned to Spider-man who had a weird look before his head snapped up.
"Who?" looking up with a scowl, Wayde finally got his hand free to aim his gun at Norman's right knee.
Blowing the bone with a loud bang, Norman gave a yell that was silenced by a pair of Blue ballet shoes slamming into his face, sending him flying on his back as a shapely figure landed with grace.
Lower body Black with the upper body a Snow white, a Hood that sat over the masked head, Spider-man stared at the two eyes similar to his own masks.
"Wh-"
"Holy hell you have a Rockin bod!" turning to Wayde who stood with his jaw on the floor, the unknown spider went to speak if not for her Head to buzz faintly before it faded away as she stared at Wayde.
Staring at Wayde with a frown, Spider-woman went to Speak if not for Wayde to reach out and pull her closer, just as her Sense flared, avoiding herself getting glued, Spider-man went to yell in surprise before the two were cut loose by Wayde who glared at Norman who rushed at them before jumping onto his Glider, his knee bleeding like it wasn't just shot by a bullet, seeing the Glider with annoyance, Wayde took aim.
Firing at the right thruster, Norman's eyes widened as the engine sparked, feeling his Momentum flip, Norman landed face first onto the floor with his face flaring with pain at part of his face not having skin.
Leaving Spider-man and Spider-woman staring at the sight while Wayde approached the groggily minded man who flipped onto his back, the Goblin mask ruined enough to show the face of Norman who glared up at Wayde who stared down at him.
"Hello Sweetheart, how's the Villain life treating you?" kneeling down to stare closer to Norman's face, the man spoke with a scowl.
"Why the hell are you out of that Damn asylum?" looking up in thought as Spider-woman and Spider-man approached, Wayde shrugged.
"I got my head fixed along with other benefits added in, for one my face got fixed so I can get the ladies easier now, you on the other hand, will need a wheelchair, if your lucky" getting confused looks as Wayde flipped Norman onto his stomach, Spider-man's Spider-sense kicked in a second too late as Wayde Fired point Blank into Norman Osborne's Spine, paralyzing him permanently as Wayde dug out a piece of Spine to further the condition, ignoring the screams of agony from the man while Spider-woman stared in shock alongside Spider-man.
Staring at the bloodied piece of bone in hand, he dropped it without a care.
Turning to the two Spider-mans with a Cheerful clap, a voice made Wayde freeze up in terror.
"DEADPOOL!" turning to the sight of Storm flying to his side, she had a look of annoyance as Deadpool appeared beside him with a gulp.
'Welp, it was nice knowing you' before Wayde could speak to Ororo, Spider-woman spoke with Ororo turning to her.
"Can I see Charles Xavier… I was told to go to him for help" turning to Spider-woman before turning to Ororo, she turned to him while Spider-man spoke.
"Uh, who are you by the way?" turning to give an answer, Wayde Spoke loudly.
"SECRET IDENTITY, don't tell out in the open, don't know whose listening" gesturing to the crowd as they began approaching with the Police cautiously approaching Norman Osborne who cursed Wayde to Oblivion.