Crazy trouble with love part 10
Angel and Niffty
Series: Hazbin Hotel
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Angel Dust was frantic. He was in dire need of a fix but could find no drugs anywhere in his room of the hotel. He was darting all around the place, looking in any spot he could think of, even under the couch cushions at the front where Husk was currently chugging down a beer before letting out a burp and sighed with relief. "Damnit! Even all my hidden stashes are cleaned out!"
"The fuck you on about this time?" asked the cat in annoyance. "Can't you see I'm busy right now? Go bug someone else."
Angel turned to Husk and saw an opportunity. He gave a grin and casually walked over before leaning on the counter with his head in his hands. "Say Husk 'ol boy, fancy seeing you here."
"I'm forced to do this stupid job ya slut." The winged demon said in an unamused tone.
"How about you be a pal and loan me some cash, what do ya say?" he batted his eyelashes making the cat roll his eyes.
"Do I look like I got spare cash on me? I can't go out and hit it big at the slots because that one eyed bitch made it clear if I tried she'd make me give it up." Husk replied. "And besides, don't you tenants get a monthly allowance? I should be asking you for money."
"Aw come on now, you know I've got real extravagant tastes. A small amount like that goes by in a flash." Angel griped.
"Either way the answer is still no." Husk said, taking another drink from the bottle.
"Ugh!" groaned the spider covering his face with a frown. "Damn it! I need some cash to get drugs or else I'm gonna blow my brains out!"
"Now that I'd pay to see." remarked the cat. "Just ask Al for some money. All you gotta do is pay him back later."
"Oh! That might work! Later Whiskers!"
"Yeah whatever." Angel jumped into the elevator and hit the top floor button. After making his way up to the top floor he found Alastor talking with Charlie and Vaggie.
"And that my dears is why I feel this floor should be bigger! Wider! With much more flare!"
"Are you out of your mind?" Vaggie let out. "That would compromise the hotels structural integrity."
"Oh come now, what's a little off balance when compared to the wonders of a torture room?"
"Al! Buddy!" smiled Angel walking over with a strut to his steps while draping an arm around the radio demon's shoulders.
"Oh great, what do you need this time Angel?" asked Vaggie rubbing the bridge of her nose.
"Nothing that concerns you." he waved her off while smiling at the demon. "So Al, I couldn't help but think to myself that a big guy like you could use some-"
"Company? Sorry, still not interested." Alastor said, taking Angel's hand off his shoulder.
"I was gonna say assistance, see I'm a little strapped for cash and-"
"Oh! You were hoping for an easy loan with nothing attached, is that right?" finished Alastor who chuckled. "Oh that takes me back. To all those loans those silly humans took out which helped lead to the stock market crash."
"Wait I thought we gave you your monthly allowance?" Vaggie questioned.
"You did." He replied with a grin.
"Ugh see Charlie, this is why we can't just give them an allowance, they have to earn it. Otherwise they treat you like a sugar momma." frowned Vaggie with Charlie looking bashful.
"Well it's not like he used it all up on something immoral."
"Oh no, I totally did."
"Malparido!" Vaggie let out in fury. "That's it! You are cut off!"
"Aw come on! How am I supposed to get money?"
"Standing at the corner!" Vaggie quipped.
"Vaggie!" Charlie scolded.
"Ha! Unlike someone here, I have a body that is way too much for any two bit pervs." Angel crossed his upper arms while flipping her off with the other two.
Vaggie snarled and pulled out a spear ready to impale the spider demon when Charlie stopped her.
"Vaggie no! Put it away." The princess of hell said firmly then looked back to Angel. "Angel, maybe you could use this as an opportunity to learn the importance of saving your money."
"But I need a fix now!" he groaned in annoyance. "I haven't gotten high, stoned, or been chasing that annoying dragon in days!"
"It'll all be worth it in the long run." Charlie smiled. "Come on Vaggie, we gotta gotta go put up some fliers."
She scowled at Angel before putting her spear away and followed Charlie while Angel waved them off with a smug look.
"Now about that money."
"Sorry chum, fresh out myself." Alastor shrugged while Niffty was making her rounds. "Here's an idea, get a job."
"Ugh, you sound like my old man." Angel rolled his eyes as Alastor walked off. "This is bullshit!"
His outburst caught the attention of the Cycloptic demon who quickly rushed over. "What's wrong? Did I miss a spot? Did I forget to fold your laundry?"
"Shut up pipsqueak, I'm taking a nap." he snapped, walking past her.
Suddenly Niffty zipped in front on him. "You sure you don't want to talk about it? Maybe I can even help. That is unless you want to burn down the hotel or something, in which case, no way."
"Don't tempt me." he remarked before getting in the elevator and hit the button with the doors closing before she zipped in. "Go bug Al or someone else but me."
"Actually I was just about to head down to the lower floors to start cleaning. And since you were getting in the elevator, and the fact that we're on the top floor, I figured you were going down."
"No shit Sherlock." Angel rolled his eyes. "Seriously, I'm not in the mood. I'm in a financial crisis and I need to come up with some money."
"How much? This much?" She questioned pulling out a large stack of bills that made Angel gawk before she pulled out a stack that was twice as big. "Or this much?"
The spider's jaw dropped harder before shaking his head and pointed at her. "How...How the hell did you get all that?"
"I clean this entire hotel top to bottom day in and day out everyday, I also cook everyone's meals, and of course I fix all of Charlie's clothes when they get torn. She's a very generous tipper." she smiled while pulling out a third wad of cash.
"Holy moly." Angel let out before smiling. "Hey, uh, hows about you let me take some of those?'
"Nope." She said pocketing the money before he could grab any.
"Aw come on, don't be such a tease. How about I do something for you in return? Name it and it's yours." he offered, greed in his eyes while she tapped her chin in thought.
"Well there is something I want." she admitted with a smile.
"Well what is it? Whatever it is, consider it done."
"I wanna fuck!" she let out with her single pupil constricting.
Angel looked down at her before having to bite his lip and started to chuckle before throwing his head back and laughed. "Wow that's a good one half pint."
"I wasn't joking." She answered, making him stop laughing.
"Wait, you're serious? But I thought you were... You know."
"An innocent school girl who safeguards her purity for the perfect guy? Nononono, I'm as horny as a rabbit in heat." She admitted blatantly. "I just have a very keen way of keeping it contained."
The elevator stopped and the doors opened and Niffty darted in to begin cleaning.
Angel looked at her, quite surprised at the discovery. He left the elevator and followed her. "So all I gotta do is find some chump for you to screw and you'll pay me?"
"No, I'll pay him." She replied. "Unless you're the one doing the deed you won't see a dime. Unless of course you wanna have a three-way, or a four-way, hell make it a full on orgy I'd be down with that."
'Damn that sounds pretty hot right now.' He thought before shaking the thoughts from his head. "Hold up. You do know I'm gay right? I mean I've slept with women before, even back when I was alive, but only when I was completely shit-faced."
"So you never once slept with one if they were willing to pay enough?" She asked while still cleaning. "What about after you came to hell?"
"Oh hell yeah. It's just not that many gals could pay since my price for that is way high. If we do it, it ain't gonna be cheap."
"Oh don't worry, I can pay." she grinned while pulling wads of cash back out, but this time about ten in total. "Half now, half later."
'Holy shit! Where was she hiding all that?!' He questioned internally while drooling at the sight of all the money.
"So do we have a deal?"
"Damn right we do."
"Great!" Niffty blurted as Angel took the money. "My shift ends in an hour. Meet me in my room then."
"Count on it, short stuff." He replied walking away to count his money.
She gave a small wave and waited till he was gone before giving a wide face grin and chuckled. "Finally."
(One hour later)
"Welp, time to get this over with." Angel said with little enthusiasm. He walked up to the door and gave a knock. "Yo, Niffty you in there? I'm ready to get this over with."
The door opened up by the girl smiling innocently with her arm behind her back. "Glad you could make it! Come in, come in." she stepped aside as he walked inside and looked around the place.
The entire room was as clean as a whistle, everything was well organized and neatly placed. There was a fireplace that had a fire going and a couch in front of it. "Yeesh, do you ever take a break from cleaning?"
"It's a habit from when I was alive." she smiled as he walked over and sat down on the couch. She zipped over and sat down before nuzzling against him.
"Alright, let's get this over with."
"Oh there's no need to rush. I was actually thinking we could have a drink to help get things started." Niffty said wrapping her arms around one of his. "Maybe even talk a little about how we ended up down here."
"Unless you got some real good liquor, hard pass."
She left the couch then ran to a cabinet and took out a glass bottle shaped like a demon's head with a glowing pinkish liquid inside. "Hellborn's Brew. Real expensive black market stuff."
"Oh hell yeah." he grinned as she went over to the kitchen to grab some cups. "That's the kinda stuff those big hoity toity bastards drink. Never seen it even with some of my higher clients. How much did it cost?"
"An arm and a leg, no seriously. I literally had to pay an arm and a leg, and let me tell you it was not easy to get them." Niffty replied, grabbing a pair of wine glasses and rushed over. She filled both up and held one out to Angel who took it and swished it around.
"I'm not even gonna ask how you managed that one." he waved his hand before he took a small sip of it. He smacked his lips before letting out a hum of satisfaction. "Damn this stuff goes down pretty smooth."
"Wait for it." Niffty smiled holding up a finger.
That's when Angel went wide eyed and felt like his temperature spiked. "Whoa mama! Now that's what I call kick." Angel let out.
"Oh yeah it's really potent, especially if you've never had alcohol before. In which case you get drunk right away."
"Lucky for you I'm no lightweight." Angel boasted while swirling his drink. "Alright then. So tell me, how'd a nice girl like you end up down here anyway?"
"Well it's actually a pretty funny story." Niffty spoke and started to pace. "I died back in the 1950's, back then the ideal woman excelled in cooking, cleaning, and all that other stuff. My friends started getting boyfriend's one after another, while I was still daydreaming about starting a family."
"Yeesh, that old day and age? The fashion back then is enough to make a guy gag." Angel spoke.
"Anywho, I might have gone a bit too boy crazy or enjoyed it a little too much when I killed the bugs I found while cleaning, but whatever it was it earned me a one way ticket down here." she remarked while taking a sip and looked away.
"Seriously? A one way ticket here over that? Geez, that's just sad." Angel shook his head. "But how did you die?"
"After months of trying I finally caught a boy's attention, or so I thought. Turns out he just wanted to drug me and get away, guess he used too much."
"Damn, so he was some horny bastard who roofied you too hard?"
"Something like that." She said before sipping her drink. "What about you?"
"Well for me? I kicked the bucket three years before you, good old 1947. And if you couldn't tell, I'm Italian, just not one of those rugged ones who eat pasta all day long." Angel replied, leaning back.
"Wow, did you run a business? I figured you could, what with your expertise in your line of work."
"Not really, don't tell anybody this but I was a runner for my family"s crime organization."
"Oooh, you mean like the mafia?"
"Not exactly. We were sorta like...the mafias competition."
"So like another mob?"
"Ehhh...more like a small family owned business, that sold drugs." he shrugged while taking another sip and hat to hit his chest from the sudden rush. "Fuck! That's got a bigger kick the second time."
"Well don't keep me in suspense, how'd you die?"
"Well it turns out the mafia didn't like us doing business on their turf. So when they came after us, each one of us grabbed our favorite drugs and OD'd ourselves." he chuckled. "As you can tell by my name, I went out like a champ."
"It's kinda funny if you think about it. We both died from too much drugs in our systems. I mean what are the odds?" she giggled while sipping over half the glass and let out a hiccup before her body jolted up into the air halfway and fell back down. "Oh excuse me."
"Gotta say, this stuff is the kind I could get hooked on."
"If you want, you could take the rest of the bottle."
"Hey, is it weird I'm not getting buzzed yet?"
"Oh it probably takes a little bit of time." Niffty waved before quickly finishing her drink and wiped her lips. "Ah, that hit the spot. Now then, let's get started."
"Alright, so you wanna skip the foreplay or-" She instantly straddled him and ripped his jacket open exposing the pink heart shaped pattern in his fur before running her hands over his chest.
"Oooh, fluffy~" She giggled looking up at Angel.
"Hey! Easy on the goods sister."
"Don't worry I'll brush it later." she grinned while she straddled him and tried to rub her rear against his groin. "I just love a man with hair on his chest."
Angel opened his mouth, only to feel a sudden surge of heat to go through him with a bulge rubbing against Niffty. "Woah! That stuff is kicking in. Although I don't have that brain numbing feeling and my vision isn't getting all blurry. You sure this stuff is legit?"
"Of course." She replied, feeling his hardness under her. "Oooh, someone's getting excited~" She said, rubbing faster.
'Fuck, that stuff is making this easier than I thought. Figured I was gonna have to imagine getting plowed just to get it to twitch.' Angel thought. "Tell me, how kinky are you wanting this to get exactly?"
"Oh not too kinky."
"Seriously?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I'll be happy just so long as I get my pussy flooded and my insides get swollen like a balloon." she smiled innocently.
"Wow, never pegged you for a straight up vanilla girl." The spider demon remarked before finishing his drink and put the glass down. "Alright, you paid, which means you get the reins here."
"In that case," she looked him in the eye and grabbed his chest fur. "don't be gentle."
"Well if the lady wants it rough, who am I to say no?" Angel chuckled as she started undressing. Starting with her scarf, then her sweater. She tossed them aside and stood up before grabbing at her dress and pulled it over herself. It was obvious she was quite petite but now that she was completely exposed he got a good look at just how petite she really was. "You sure you're 22?" He questioned looking her over.
"You know we don't get to choose how we look when we come to hell." she remarked while rubbing her waist. "I like to think it's what comes later that matters. Do you at least like what you see?"
"Well ya don't have a pair of huge fake tits, so that's a plus. I don't need a pair of fun bags smothering my face." He said with a shrug.
"Then it's your lucky day." Niffty spoke wrapping her arms around his neck. She sat back down and rubbed her panty covered butt against his bulge with him using his lower arms to reach down and give it a rub.
"Ooh, for a tiny thing you got a nice ass."
She giggled while rubbing at his bulge and moved near the edge of his pants. "And if this is anything to go by, you're hiding something extra special." Niffty scooted off and began fiddling with his pants. When they were undone she reeled back when his dick popped out and slapped her in the face. "Oh my gosh." she gasped when she looked at his pink dick that looked thicker than her own arms.
"Yeah, it's more of a grower than a shower. That's how I can fit in these tight pants."
"It looks as big as a horse's." Niffty let out before giving him a wide smile. "I can already feel myself drooling~"
"You want me to get some lube?" He asked.
"No need, I'll take care of it." Niffty said before suddenly taking the rod in her mouth.
Angel sighed and leaned back with a smile. "You know, this ain't half bad."
Niffty herself smiled around the dick, sucking the tip without waiting while trying to slide more in.
"You sure you can take all this toots?"
She nodded quickly, already reaching halfway and making him groan as tried to relax her throat, the size forming a bulge in her throat.
Angel let out a moan and tilted back his head. "Jesus Christ. Ain't alot of broads that can make me feel this good."
'Except this one.' thought Niffty with pride before she started to slide her head up and down the girth.
"Don't let that go to your head though. Just 'cause you know how to suck a cock don't mean I'm just going to fall in love with ya." The spider demon let out while putting his upper hands behind his head to really get comfy. "But who knows. Maybe this won't just be a one time thing." If you got the cash."
'Ohohoho, you have no idea~' She thought to herself before going down deeper. At this point half her throat was stuffed, but she didn't gag and instead reached up to rub his ball sack as she moved. Yet she didn't stop, instead she surprised Aangel by standing on her free hand with her feet in the air.
"Woah, ok now you're just showing off." Angel remarked with a clear view of her ass. He gritted his teeth when he felt Niffty's tongue, leading to him sitting up and reaching over to grab her butt. "Alright, you wanna play that game? It's on." He groped and fondled her backside while thrusting up into her throat.
'Ooh, that's right big boy, really get into it.'
It was common knowledge that demons didn't die of asphyxiation, rather they would lose consciousness until air entered their lungs. So having her throat this much stuffed wasn't worrying her.
"Damn girl you are all kinds of freaky." Groaned Angel who slid his fingers under her exposed panties, moving his thumb near her slit and gently rubbing it. "I can do freaky."
'I hope so.' She hoped as Angel yanked her panties off.
He tossed them to the side before spreading her folds which he noticed were getting wet. "I don't normally do this, so be grateful." He said before he stared eating her out.
Niffty moaned around the dick, making Angel thrust his hips harder with his balls slapping her chin.
He used his top arms to hold her legs, his middle arms to hold her waist, and his bottom arms to play with her small breasts. "Ooh fuck baby, now we're talking." He said moving his lips from her cunny. "Hey you don't taste half bad."
"Mmmphmmm." She let out as her eye began to roll back into her skull.
Angel grinned as his arms massaged her small breasts, while lightly teasing her slit with a finger going inside and wiggling.
'Oooh yes! Keep it up!' Niffty thought sucking him even harder. Her pussy got wetter while her nipples got rock solid under his hands.
"Shit! Did you swallow a vacuum or somethin' this suction is crazy." Angel let out, his dick feeling harder than he expected before he used two fingers to spread her pussy open and gave a smug grin. "Two can play this game." before bringing it closer and started licking around the inner walls.
Niffty's legs tried to bend as she squealed, sending vibrations through the phallus in her mouth. 'Oh yes! Yes! Don't stop!' Niffty was in bliss. She was no whore, but she did still have womanly needs. But when you're in hell you need to be careful of who you invite to your bed. But having a dick in your mouth, your tits fondled, and getting your cunt licked all at the same time was proving to be an enlightening moment. Wanting to give as much as she was getting Niffty carefully made sure he could hold her up before she moved one hand to stroke his shaft and the other to massage his balls.
"Ah shit!" Angel let out, pressing his face against her groin and dug his tongue in even deeper before swirling it around. 'This little runt is good, really good...too good, oh shit think I'm getting close.'
'Give me your creamy filling!' Niffty's inner self snarled.
Angel pulled his tongue out and grit his teeth as his dick started to twitch. "Bottoms up squirt!"
Suddenly Niffty felt his hot load blasting into her throat. She was upside, making it a bit tricky to get it all down her throat.
As Angel pulled her off Niffty tried to keep any from spilling with miraculous success.
*Gulp*
"Huh, not bad. You didn't spill. Much." he remarked looking at some of the sperm dripping down his dick. He then flipped her over and sat her down on the couch. "Gotta say, out of all the dames I let blow me. You're not entirely terrible."
Niffty licked around her lips and giggled. "What can I say? I practiced so I didn't make a big mess."
"I can tell. No amateur can make me feel that good." he remarked while brushing part of his hair from his face and smirked. "Count yourself lucky."
"Do you need a moment to rest before going again?"
"Ha! You kidding? I could keep going all night." he boasted.
"Good, because I have something you are really going to love." she gave a grin before jumping to her feet. "Be right back~" She zipped behind a folding screen at the other end of the room.
He raised an eyebrow and relaxed while hearing the sound of her humming and seeing her toss her clothes to the side.
Niffty then reached a hand out from behind the folding screen to a record player that played the song 'bad to the bone' before she stepped out dressed as a dominatrix with a leather strap in hand. "I heard you like it rough, so let mama show you a good time." She said with a smile before pulling on the ends of the strap so it made a snapping sound.
Angel's eyes widened in surprise, his dick quickly going firm and hard at the drop of a hat. "Oh fuck."
"Someone's a naughty boy, and I know just what to do with naughty boys~" She sang while strutting towards him confidently.
"Oh, and what's that?" Angel gave a confidant grin, wanting to see if she had what it took.
In a flash she was standing over him smiling darkly. The next thing he knew all of his arms were bound and a collar was around his neck. He fell back on the couch, noting the leather straps holding him snugly in place while she hooked a leash to the collar. "Whoa...have you done this before?"
"Remember? When I said I did some research, I mean more than just learning how to suck a dick~" She said before pulling on the leash to where it was taut. "So don't expect me to go easy on you."
"Hey it wouldn't be fun if you did." he smirked as she pulled on the leash, making him try to sit up as best as he could while she stood over his dick while licking her lips.
"Time for mama to go for a ride~"
"Yippee ki yay cowgirl."
She crouched down and rubbed her slit across the head of the dick, holding her back from just slamming down right away. She wanted to enjoy this as much as possible up until the end.
'Girl sure knows how to tie a knot.' thought Angel, grunting at how snug they held onto him. The more he tried to get the bonds off the tighter they seemed to get. "Mmm, damn girl, you-"
"Ah ah ah, no talking while mama is busy." chastised Nifty. "Behave yourself our I'll leave you here with blue balls, and neither of us wants that."
"Mmm, whatever you say mama."
"And don't worry about your fur. If it gets messed up I'll fix it for you." with that she lined herself up and began to slide down onto the dick.
Both groaned as Niffty penetrated herself on Angel's ramrod. Her pupil dilated before letting out a hiss from feeling her pussy get spread wide open.
"Yup it's definitely been too long since my last dicking." she got out with a wide grin, sliding down more and more of the cock.
"Jesus Christ half-pint!" the spider demon let out, feeling her insides quickly constricting around the girth without hesitation. "You're like a vice grip."
"And it's made to milk you dry~" She replied with an eager grin. Once she had over half of it inside, she pushed herself back up with a moan before slamming back down. "Ohhhh! Yes! That's the spot!"
"Fucking hell!" Angel groaned, gritting his teeth, her insides squeezed him harder as she began to bounce her whole body on the girth.
The more she bounced the more she tugged on the leash.
Angel groaned louder, unable to move due to the whips and her frantic bouncing, with the tightness just getting him more worked up, keeping his dick twice as hard. "Dominated by a loli... Could be worse."
"Come on big boy, moan for mama!" She said tugging the leash to where their faces were practically touching.
"Oh fuck yeah mama!" Angel let out.
Niffty licked his cheek before pressing their lips together, grinding her hips against his pelvis.
"Mhhhh!?" he groaned in the kiss, feeling his dick push in even deeper with the head poking at her cervix.
"So deep!" she broke the kiss and panted the more she bounced. "How does mama's little pussy feel?"
"Little? It's tighter than Charlie's ass."
"Aw, you know how to sweet talk a girl." Niffty smiled keeping the pace of her bouncing.
"Shit! I'm gonna blow!" Angel cried out making Niffty move faster and bite down on her lower lip as her eye rolled back.
"Give mama your fresh cream!"
"Ohhhh Sweet baby Jesus!"
She slammed down one last time and let out a high pitched scream before he thrusted up, his dick expanding before his sperm went gushing deep inside her.
"Oh! Ohhh! Oh fuck yeah!" Angel let out, feeling her wrap her arms and legs around him, squeezing him tightly as she kept his dick inside. "Aw yeah, haven't busted a nut that hard since that bukkake."
Niffty leaned against him, trying to catch her breath with her tongue sticking out.
"Hey, your brain get fried?" he asked, nudging her a little before she giggled.
"Sorry, just...been a LONG time~"
"Yeah, yeah, don't mention it. Seriously, don't." he remarked as she nuzzled against him. "I still got a reputation to keep together."
"That's fine. I got what I wanted." she slowly moved up from the dick with a moan as she felt some of the sperm leaking out of her. She shuddered in delight before falling back on the couch.
"So, I take it you're satisfied?" smirked Angel Dust.
"In spades." she smiled before pecking him on the cheek and moved over to loosen the straps. "It's been a pleasure doing business with you. Feel free to come up and see me again sometime."
"Yeah I'll be sure to do that." With that he headed on out as his dick retracted into his crotch while Niffty rushed to get the mess cleaned up. "Well that could have gone a whole lot worse I guess." Angel said dryly with a shrug. "At least I won't be strapped for cash for a while."
(Timeskip)
"I think if we hire a therapist it might help the tenants let go of their vices." Charlie said, walking through the hall with Vaggie.
"Maybe, but trying to find one who can actually do a good job is easier said than done." Vaggie replied. "Not to mention finding one that won't charge us an arm and a leg."
"Well...maybe we could-" Charlie was cut off by a blood chilling scream.
Both of them went wide eyed before rushing towards the scream. They came to Niffty's room before bursting in.
"Niffty! What's wha- OH MY GOD." Vaggie blurted upon seeing the housekeeper.
Niffty was gritting her teeth, sweating, and panting as she leaned against the wall with her belly noticeably more swollen. "Help! I'm going into labor!"
"Shit!" Cursed Vaggie before moving over to help the sinner move. "Charlie quick! Tell Razzle and Dazzle!"
"Okay!"
The three got into the limo when it pulled up, but didn't go driving before Alastor and Angel Dust stepped in.
"Mind if we come along ladies?" Angel asked in a casual tone.
"Whatever, let's just go!" Vaggie snarled impatiently.
The limo screeched down the road while Charlie tried to help keep Niffty calm.
"Deep breaths Niffty." Charlie said, patting her house keeper's hand. "Remember your Lamaze classes."
"Easy for you to say princess!" she snapped while gripping her hand too tight, making Charlie wince at the iron grip.
"Vaggie! VAGGIE!"
Vaggie quickly tried to help pry the fingers open while Alastor turned to Angel with his usual smile.
"So tell me Angel, what made you want to come along for this beautiful moment?"
"Eh, figured I could stop and grab me a little something on the way back. Hospital's just around the block from my favorite drug vendor."
"Ah I see. And here I thought you were going to raid their medicine closet."
"And get strapped to a table for some psycho to do who knows what to me? I'm not that crazy." Angel replied, getting relaxed in his seat.
Niffty huffed and puffed, gripping her belly as the limo careened through traffic and hit a fire hydrant, stopping in front of a hospital.
The first one to exit was Vaggie. "Come on! Move it! Go! Go! Go!"
Charlie and Alastor helped Niffty out with Angel following behind as they rushed inside where a purple demon with curled horns and wearing a receptionist uniform was busy reading a magazine and didn't look up.
"EMERGENCY!" Charlie cried out. "We have a woman giving birth!"
"...take a number." she spoke up slowly without looking up at the group. Suddenly a knife pierced through the magazine and came dangerously close to her face. She looked up with wide eyes and saw Vaggie with a cold look in her eye.
"You were saying?"
"G-G-go right ahead on in!"
"That's what I thought you said." Vaggie pulled back her blade before sheathing it.
The group rushed inside with Niffty's pupil shrinking as she growled while sweating harder.
"AHHHHHHHH!"
"Where's a damn doctor?!" Vaggie called out. "We have a girl in labor here!"
Walking out one of the rooms while zipping his pants up was a grey skinned goat demon with short horns sticking up, doctor's coat, and trying to mat down his hair with the scent of sex coming from said room. "Sorry about that, I was a bit busy with another patient. Follow me and we'll get that baby taken care of no problem."
"You mean you'll get it out safe and sound, right?" questioned Charlie as they followed him.
"Oh, sorry I thought this was one of 'those' jobs."
This earned a small glare from Vaggie.
"But l can see it clearly isn't." he held his hands up as they entered a room. "Lucky for you I'm skilled in child delivery. Nurse!"
Another demon came out of the same room as the doctor. A shapely cow She-demon with horns who straightens out her outfit. "Yes doctor."
"It's time to deliver a baby."
"What! But I'm not ready for that!?"
"Not you, her." The doctor clarified pointing to Niffty
"Oh, my mistake." she let out a sigh of relief making Vaggie's eyebrow twitch.
"Are you perverts done with your pillow talk or do I need to gut someone?"
"Right right, just wait in the waiting room and we'll take care of the rest," The doctor instructed before whispering to the nurse, "and I'll take care of you later."
She let out an excited giggle before the two lead Niffty away as the other four were left to their own.
"You know in the nine months she's been pregnant one things been bugging me." Angel said. "I thought it was impossible for sinners to have kids."
"It should be." remarked Charlie as she sat down and rubbed her head. "I was taught that it shouldn't be possible. Only Hell born residents can have kids, but a sinner from Earth? It shouldn't have happened, but...it did, somehow."
"Hmmm...I have heard of a special elixir that gives sinners the ability to reproduce." Chimed the radio demon. "Real black market stuff."
"So all she had to do was down this stuff and the 'ol baby factory was up and running in no time?" questioned Angel while leaning back with his hands behind his head as he got comfy. "Boy, whoever the poor schmuck is ain't gonna be too thrilled when he finds out."
"Actually it requires both demons drinking to make it work." clarified Alastor while spinning his cane. "I'm quite interested to find out which sort of fellow our little Niffty would spend that much on."
"Well whoever the schmuck is I don't pity him."
"Let's just hope Niffty comes out ok." spoke up Charlie with concern.
"She'd better be, because if that horn dog botches it, he'll answer to me." growled Vaggie while keeping her spear out on her lap.
"You ever have any kids when you were alive toots?" Angel asked.
"No, why?"
"Just askin' 'cause you seem way more concerned on someone other than the princess here."
"Are you aware of how much blood a woman loses pushing out another living being?" Vaggie spoke with a stern look.
"All I've seen is guys gush blood out from bullet holes." Angel shrugged. "Besides, we're in hell, remember? You can't die here unless you got a special weapon."
"Well giving birth isn't exactly something easy. It can be excruciatingly painful." Vaggie shot back. "So yeah, pardon me if I'm being concerned."
"You don't have to worry about Niffty my dear," Alastor chimed in. "She may be small, but she's tougher than you think."
"AHHHHHHH!" came the sinner's scream, making them cover their ears, minus Alastor, at such a high pitch it caused the windows to crack.
"See what I mean?"
"Point taken." Charlie nodded.
(Several hours later)
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Charlie was covering her ears, unable to bear the screaming while Vaggie patted her back. Angel was plugging his ears as best as he could while Alastor seemed unflinching from the high pitched wail.
"You know this reminds me of the screams of the people who jumped from the empire state building after the stock market crash, but without the sound of bodies hitting the pavement." he sighed with nostalgia. "Oh what I wouldn't give to see that all over again. Still, their voices were music to my ears. I even saw a few men's whole bodies break right down the middle when their heads met the ground.
"Yeesh, even I find that fucked up."
Soon the screaming began to slowly go quiet.
"It stopped." Charlie let out.
"Which means it worked out, or..."
Suddenly the door opened and the doctor came out covered in blood. "Wow, that thing was in there."
"Is she alright?" asked Charlie with worry.
"Yes, they both are." The doctor replied. "Nearly lost my hand though, so might wanna be mindful of the rugrat."
"That's great." Charlie beamed. "Can we go in?"
"By all means. Now if you excuse me I have to see the nurse about a, uh..., Cavity search."
"We get it, ya wanna get your freak on." Angel rolled his eyes as the group walked down the hall.
"Charming fellow that doctor." Alastor said.
"As charming as a cactus." muttered Vaggie.
The group arrived at Niffty's room and filed in. Laying in the bed showed the small demon whose hair was messy, looked exhausted, and was holding a pink bundle in her arms with a smile.
"Hi everyone." she turned to them with a tired voice as they walked over with Charlie smiling.
"Mazel tov, it's a girl." remarked Alastor leaning over to look at the bundle.
"Are you okay?" Vaggie asked walking up to the bed.
"Oh yeah, I feel sooooo good." she giggled while looking a little out of it. "The nice doctor gave me something to help me chill ouuuuuuut~"
"Oh shit, can I got a hit off that?" Angel questioned.
"No, but you can do something better?"
"What's that?"
"Come over here, and say hello to your daughter."
Instantly everyone's eyes widened in shock, Alastor's mainly in surprise as the spider demon's mouth dropped open.
"MY WHAAAAA-!" Suddenly the spider demon froze mid screech.
Vaggie's jaw dropped while Charlie waved a hand in front of the stripper's face.
"Well this certainly just became very interesting." Said Alastor. "So it was you who rocked the bed with our young maid. I'm surprised. Who knew you were hiding this part of you."
Angel said nothing, clearly frozen from the shock.
"W...W...What?" Vaggie managed to let out while Charlie snapped her fingers.
"Angel? Angel, are you...ok?"
"Niffty! Is this some kind of joke?!" Screamed Vaggie.
"Shhhh, don't scream with the baby here." Niffty berated.
Vaggie shut her mouth quickly while Charlie leaned over to look and had to bite her lip at gushing. The small baby had one eye, currently closed, with white skin and a small tuft of red hair on top.
"Sooo cute!"
"Quite the little one." remarked Alastor leaning over with a grin. "Have you picked out a name yet?"
"Iris." Niffty replied. "My little Iris."
Vaggie moved over to get a better look. "Huh, I guess she is kinda cute."
Alastor walked over and closed Angel's mouth before giving his face a slap, snapping him out of his stupor.
"Huh?! What?! What happened?!" he asked, looking around wildly before looking at Niffty holding the baby out, his eyes shrinking as he realized it was real. "Wait...you mean...I'm a dad?!"
"Looks that way chum." Alastor replied.
"That...That drink! Oh fuck me sideways! I didn't know it would do that!"
"Let me guess, Hellborn Brew?" Alastor questioned.
"Yeah!" Angel blurted. "She gave me some right before...well I wanna say it but Miss Lancelot might skewer me. It was pretty NSFW."
"Are you gonna hold her?" asked Niffty, still holding the bundle of joy out. "I think she'd love to see her daddy."
"But...I'm...uh..." he rubbed the back of his head and looked unsure before letting out a sigh and held out his hands. "Fine." He said before walking up to the bed and took the infant into his hands
"Watch her head." Charlie advised.
Angel rolled his eyes and carefully cradled the baby, looking down at it as the small child began to move slightly, her lone eye slowly opening up. It was solid black with a pink pupil. He felt the breath leave his lungs as the eye stared at him, the baby tilting her head at him as he brought a finger near her. Looking at the digit curiously, she reached up from the blanket and grabbed it before letting out a coo. Soon three more hands came out and grabbed It. Angel gulped and brought Iris closer to his face and felt tears in his eyes. "I think...I think I got something in my eye."
"I believe that's called happiness." Alastor remarked with amusement.
"She loves her daddy already." Niffty smiled.
"The poor naive thing." Vaggie shook her head.
"Oh up yours cyclops." Angel glared at the girl before smiling at Iris who tried to put his finger in her mouth. "Wow, I just...never imagined. Me. A dad."
"Careful angel. Or people might actually think there's a decent person under all that fluff." Charlie joked with a giggle.
"Hey! Even I got a soft spot for babies." Angel said with a Huff.
"So, what will you do?" asked Alastor, making Angel raise an eyebrow.
"Help raise the little tyke, what else? I'm not gonna just ditch her." Angel shrugged. "I'm a lot of things but I ain't no deadbeat."
"In that case, you can hold her. I need sleep." spoke Niffty before tilting her head back and went out like a light.
"Yeah that's a good idea." Charlie agreed. "You've been through a lot."
Angel held up another hand and wagged his finger in front of Iris, making her giggle. "Awww, who's a cute wittle girl?"
(one week later)
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Iris wailed, laying in her crib dressed in a red onesie.
Angel walked over, bags under his eyes, letting out a yawn as he reached down and picked her up, trying to rock her. "Alright, let's try and get you to sleep, again."
"Ugh, will you shut that brat up!" Husk shouted walking up to the door.
"Eh shut up!" Angel snapped back in annoyance. "You want it to be quiet? Go sleep outside like the pussy ya are."
"Why you, I 'outta-" he got cut off as Niffty walked by and shoved him aside with a bottle in hand.
"Mama, to the rescue."
Angel handed Iris to her, giving the short demon a chance to pop the end in the baby's mouth, to which she began to suckle almost immediately and began to calm down. "Oh good, that got her to settle down."
"Maybe now I can get some sleep." grumbled Husk as he dragged himself away as Angel let out a heavy sigh.
"I haven't felt this tired since that week long orgy I tried."
"It's always hard at first but just give it time it will get easier." Niffty assured. "Besides, seeing this face is worth it."
Angel looked down at Iris, her eye closed as she sucked on the bottle. He smiled and rubbed his back with a crack heard. "Yeah, guess you're right."
That's when a snort was heard before Fat Nuggets walked over curiously.
"And there's my other favorite little butterball." Reaching down to pick him up, Angel rubbed their cheeks together as Niffty set Iris back in the crib and carried the small pig over. "See that Fat Nuggets? Your sister's finally back to sleep."
The pig looked at the baby and let out a small snort before raising his front legs out to her.
"Oh no you don't." Niffty said. "You're not going anywhere near the baby until you wash those dirty hooves."
"Hey, his hooves ain't dirty."
Niffty grabbed one of the pigs legs and ran her finger along the hoof before showing Angel the dirt she just wiped off. "Never doubt my ability to spot dirt and grime."
"Yeesh, ok ok I'll give him a bath later."
"Thank you sweetie~" she smiled before skipping back out as Angel held Nuggets to his face.
"Sleep first, then we'll have a nice bubble bath in the morning and then you and Iris can play." He said tickling the pigs belly.
The small pig let out sounds of joy at his favorite spot getting poked before the two of them left the baby alone to sleep.
The next morning Nuggets sat in a tub full of bubbly bath water. Rubbing suds across his back was Angel, buck ass naked in the tub with him.
"There ya go little buddy, let's get you all squeaky clean." Angel picked Fat Nuggets up from the water and set him to the side, climbing out himself before grabbing a towel and started drying the pig off. "Let's see the neat freak call you dirty now."
After pulling the towel away, Fat Nugget looked over himself with his skin looking so clean it seemed to shine a little.
"Looking good." Angel smiled with a thumbs up.
Fat Nuggets let out a cute snort of appreciation as Angel picked him up and carried him out, all while wrapping a towel around his own body.
"Just give me a minute to get dressed and-" as he removed the towel suddenly his door opened and Vaggie walked in.
"Angel I-HOLY SHIT!" She turned away quickly, holding up a hand to block her view while blushing.
"Hey, what's the big ideal?" frowned Angel Dust without covering up. "You tryin' to catch a free show? I ain't cheap toots."
"Jesus Christ! No! That's the last thing I want to see!"
"Then what's the big deal of barging in like a peeping tom?"
"I came to tell you Charlie and I will be visiting her parents on business so don't do anything while we're out."
"Relax, don't get your panties in a bunch. The place'll still be standing by the time you get back."
"I'm so reassured. And try not to knock anyone else up while we're out." Vaggie rolled her eye and walked off with Angel flipping her off with three of his hands.
"Bitch." With that he went to go and slip on a bathrobe. "Wasn't even my fault."
After that, he went ahead and picked Fat Nuggets up and walked over towards Iris' crib, showing said baby trying to climb up the bars. "Hey there kiddo."
Iris stopped and looked up as Angel set Fat Nuggets down in the bed.
"Fat Nuggets is nice and clean, and he's been wanting to say hi to you ever since you got home."
The infant eyed the animal curiously and tilted her head. The pig crawled over and started to sniff around her face, even pressing his snout against her cheek before rubbing his head against her. Iris smiled and let out a little giggle. She reached out and held the pig by the head and tried nuzzling up against him in return.
"Aw you two are so cute together, and I don't mean that in a dirty way for once." gushed Angel holding his cheeks at the diabetically sweet moment before getting an idea. He quickly ran over to get his phone and held it up, hitting record to preserve the moment. "Shortstack's gonna love this."
"Love what?" came Niffty's voice outside as said maid was in the middle of dusting.
"Oh! There you are. Come look at this."
Niffty walked over curiously before looking at the crib and gasped, feeling her face freeze in awe at seeing their daughter trying to wrestle with Fat Nuggets, who actually looked like he was shining. "Awwwwwww!"
Iris tried to pin Fat Nuggets down with her body, only to let out a surprise yelp when said pig easily lifted her up on his back with her keeping herself balanced.
"Even cuter!" gushed Niffty with Angel zooming in to get close ups.
"Hey, take them out and let them roam around." Angel instructed.
Niffty reached in and carefully picked the two up, and sat them down on the floor.
The pig oinked and began to walk around with the toddler happily riding on his back. She let out a laugh while clapping her hands together.
"Ride 'em cowgirl!" cheered Angel while Niffty had to wipe away a tear in her eye.
"So Adorable."
(2 days later)
Iris laughed as she went up into the air and fell into her father's hands
"You like that Iris?" Angel asked, holding her close to his face.
She clapped her hands together before Angel rubbed his nose against hers.
"Awoopsie daisy!" He let out throwing her up and catching her again.
"This is surreal." remarked Vaggie, watching this while leaning against the wall with Charlie herself holding her cheeks and biting her lip, eyes sparkling at the precious sight. "Who would have guessed that pain in the ass spider would take to being a dad like this?"
"It's like I keep saying, inside everyone is a good person."
"Eh, it's still mushy." remarked Husk, downing his bottle, inwardly questioning if he should show the small tyke a card trick.
A loud bang was heard at the front doors, making Charlie turn her head.
"Sounds like we have a visitor. Husk, could you get it?"
"I'm on my break." he spoke while leaning back in his chair and guzzling a bottle. A dagger from Vaggie flew by shattering the bottle.
"Not anymore." she frowned, making the cat growl and sat up.
"Fine! I'll get the fucking door." He cursed and grumbled, walking over to the front doors. He opened them with annoyance. "Yeah? What do ya want?"
"Hey, we were all wondering if-"
"Where's that slut of a brother of mine?"
"Those voices." Angel spoke moving towards the doors. When he peaked over Husk's shoulder his eyes widened.
"Angel!" cheered a happy voice before a bright figure rushed past the winged cat and pulled Angel into a hug. "Oh I knew we'd find you here."
The one holding him was a female demon with a strong resemblance to Angle himself. She was brightly colored, had four arms, three spots under her eyes, big voluminous hair that was supported by a hairband, she wore a double shoulder-padded suit with sleeves that extended to the palms of her upper set of hands, and striped gloves that reached the arms of her lower pair of hands.
"Holy shit on the sidewalk! Sis!" beamed Angel before hugging her back before losing it when he looked up at the other figure, which was a spider demon. He was very thin and hunched over with a frown on his face, black fur, short black hair in the back of his head with long, drooping black hair in the front. He had eight eyes, and his sclera was a pinkish/reddish color with black pupils that were the shape of a thin line. He wore a dark charcoal gray jacket, buttoned down the center with white. It has light charcoal gray lapels, is cuffed on the sleeves with pale yellow, and features a bat-wing style hem along the bottom, which has light charcoal gray lining. He also wore pale yellow pantaloon-style pants that cut-off at the knees. He was accessorizing a pale yellow spider web style bowtie that featured a pale reddish center, as well as a fedora-style hat, banded with a pale yellow. "Well if it ain't ol' big bro. Come crawling out from under the table daddy had you under?"
"Fuck you too whore."
"I see you still look like a moldy hairball some cat shit out." Angel and his sister broke the hug with him crossing his arms with a raised eyebrow. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be off playing guns with some cracked out bastards?"
"We got a call about the new addition to the family." Molly replied. "Where is the little guy? Or is it a girl? Oh! Or both?"
"Over here~" Niffty called with a wave. "I see you got my texts."
Molly walked over with a smile as Niffty held up the bundle making her hold her cheeks. "Oh my goodness, they look sooo CUTE!"
"Damn bro, I knew you were a slut, but popping out a kid? That must have hurt your dick."
"Awww, is my little big bro finally coming out? You'd make dad so proud." spoke Angel wiping a fake tear away with his brother flipping him off. "Now now there's no shame in it. I'll bet I could get you a job sucking dick to start off, lord knows you're already a suck up as is."
"THAT'S IT!" his brother pulled out a gun and loaded it, leading to him and Angel Dust putting their guns against the other's face. "I'm gonna give you something to really blow ya little bitch!"
"Uh oh." Charlie let out.
"I got 'em." Vaggie said, pulling out a spear. "Alright you two drop the guns!"
"Lady, I'll put mine away after I've given this brother of mine a second hole to use, in his head."
"Not before I take out a few of your eyes bro."
"Now both of you stop it." frowned Molly. "You'll make the baby cry."
"With this drag queen for a dad I'm surprised the kids not cried out."
"Would you put that thing away and come say hi already?" Molly scolded.
Arackniss narrowed his eyes at Angel Dust and lowered his gun slowly. "Fine, show me the damn brat."
Molly narrowed her eyes and slapped him. He yelled and rubbed his cheek before she held the bundle over with him taking it and groaned, then looked down at the baby. The little one cooed looking up at her uncle with her one eye and let out a giggle.
"Huh...so this is what it feels like to be an uncle." he remarked while she blew a raspberry at him. He smirked and held a finger down which she grabbed. "Let's hope ya don't end up like your old man kid."
"Aww." Charlie, Niffty, and Molly let out.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." muttered Husk rolling his eyes while Alastor chuckled.
"Come now my furry fellow, moments like these are meant to be enjoyed while they can. After all, before long this little beauty will grow up, and be corrupted into who knows what thanks to our lovely home. Why I'm tempted to set up a betting pool to see what her future career will be."
"Don't even think about it." frowned Vaggie. "We are NOT going to set up a betting pool over a baby."
"Here here." Molly spoke in agreement. "So tell me, what's this little doll's name?"
"Iris." Niffty said.
"To the point and pretty all at once." Molly said, rubbing her chin. "I like it."
Angel watched as his brother wiggled his finger in front of Iris who kept on giggling and frowned. "Ya gonna hog her all day?"
"Maybe."
"Yeah well give her back, the last thing she needs is getting lung cancer from smelling your ass too long." Angel quipped taking his daughter back from his brother
"Tch, never would have figured you as the fatherly type." remarked his brother making Angel glare. "I would have guessed you shipping the girl off to some shitty orphanage."
"Hey! I'll have you know being a dad comes with some perks. One of which means I've become a genuine DILF."
"Okay can the two of you at least try to watch your language in front of the baby?" Vaggie questioned.
"Why? Not like she's not gonna hear that stuff eventually."
"She's right, you guys." Charlie spoke up. "The whole point of this hotel is to get a demon into heaven."
"...is this broad for real?" questioned Arackniss. "A demon? In Heaven? You on something? Cause I know a guy who could get you some way stronger stuff."
"Don't bother bro. She's as serious as a heart attack." remarked Angel Dust rolling his eyes while Niffty giggled.
"We'll try to go easy on the language, but no promises~"
"Well as long as you're here just remember this, I have a shit ton of exterminator weapons and I will use them if needed." Vaggie said to the new arrivals but most looking at Arackniss.
"Idle threats don't work on me toots. I've taken down bigger fish." Arackniss said before a knife flew past him cutting a few strands of his hair.
"They're not threats, they're promises."
Arackniss said nothing as he held up his hands and took a step back.
Iris stared up at Molly who tried to make faces at her.
"Hey sis come on, don't scare her."
"Aw, I just wanted to get the little thing to smile." Molly said lightly pinching Iris on the cheek.
Iris looked at the hand and grabbed it before she tried to put the fingers in her mouth.
"Ohhh are you hungry?"
"Feeding time." Niffty said. Taking Iris back, she pulled out a fresh bottle with the child eagerly latching onto it with gusto.
"Aww. She's even cute when she eats. I want one." Molly spoke out.
"You just need to find that special guy." smiled Charlie.
"Not without us checking him." spoke up her brothers together.
"And of course a little bit of Hellborn Brew." giggled Niffty. "It helps get things rolling."
"Thanks for the tip."
(2 weeks later)
Niffty and Angel were walking along the sidewalk with the former pushing a stroller with iris inside. Said baby gnawing on a demonic looking plush bear.
"Ah. What a lovely day." Smiled the small mother, the parents casually walking past an alley where an obvious drug deal was going on.
"As lovely as it can be in hell." Angel snarked.
"Don't be too grumpy or else Iris will try and copy you."
"What, she should know the truth about where she's going to grow up."
"True, but do you wanna see her try and look grumpy?"
"...no."
"That's what I thought~" she sang as he looked at the stroller and cracked a smile.
"Even now, I still can't believe it. Me, a dad? That's like something I'd dream about while on LSD and acid at the same time." Angel shook his head in disbelief.
"Is that such a bad thing?"
"Hell no! If anything, it just means I'll be a damn better dad than my pops ever was." Angel replied. "Plus I know the types of guys for her to avoid."
"Oh trust me, if any of them try something, I'll be cleaning up the mess~" grinned Niffty with a twisted smile.
*screech*
Both turned and saw a fancy looking limo pull up near them, Angel's eyes widening in fear.
"Oh, fuck me."
"What's wrong?" Niffty questioned before the door on the limo opened.
"No...he found me." Angel whimpered, backing away.
Stepping out from the limo were two hellhounds in suits and shades, looking burly and muscular.
"Well well well." came a voice as a tall figure stood up between them, making Angel break out in a cold sweat. The figure looked at the spider behind his red shades with a dark grin. "Hi there Angel, been a while since I saw my favorite star."
"Valentino." Angel muttered as the moth demon walked towards him, making him take a step back with Niffty looking between the two.
"I was beginning to think you died on me Angel. I guess there are such things as miracles."
"H-H-Hey Val, long time no see." Angel let out before gulping.
"Angel baby, you made Daddy worry. You just up and vanish without telling me where you went." The moth demon said, walking up to Angel and grabbing him by the chin.
Angel broke out in a cold sweat while Niffty narrowed her eye. "I-I-I'm sorry."
"Were you off playing house with this little girl?" he asked while looking at the shorter sinner. "Hmmm... She'd bring in a few new faces."
"Hey! I'm a mom, I've got more important things to do than be some random dance girl." glared Niffty.
"Really? Well as surprising as that is, I wasn't asking." he gave a cruel grin before gripping Angel's face harder. "Boys, grab the munchkin."
The hellhounds nodded and moved near Niffty who picked Iris up and glared.
"Get back!"
"Feisty, I like that in my new girls." Valentino chuckled. "And my bitches."
"Wait! Leave her alone!" Angel pulled away and tried to run. Valentino though grabbed his arm and yanked him back, scowling.
"You seemed to have forgotten Angel, but you are MINE. Which means you DON'T get in my way." The moth sinner said grabbing angel by the neck.
Angel gasped and tried to pry the hand off while Iris was watching this as her mother tried to shield her. The baby's pupil shrank as she wasn't sure how, but what she did know was that this person was hurting her daddy, making something in her click. She let out a feral hiss making the hell hounds back away.
"Hey, what's with the brat?" One said before four spider legs emerged from Iris's back and she jumped out of her mothers arms. The arms lashed out, two of them jamming themselves right into the guards' chests like they were made of paper. They fell to the ground before Iris turned her gaze to a shocked Valentino.
"What the fu-" he didn't get a chance to finish before she lunged at him with a hiss, making him let go of Angel and grab the legs as they got dangerously close to his face. He screamed in terror trying to push the infant off.
"Iris!" Both parents blurted in surprise.
"Get this brat off!" yelled Valentino as he tried to throw Iris away, only for said baby to flip through the air with her legs easily sticking the landing with her body going limp. He watched as the small child's head began to slowly rotate all the away around, looking up at him with her red pupil before opening her mouth to reveal tows upon sharp teeth. "Holy shit!"
Iris let out a loud hiss/roar before her legs quickly carried her towards the moth who turned to the limo, but she jumped and bit the back of his leg, making him yell out and fall on his stomach.
He rolled on to his back and tried shaking her off. But that's when two of the legs lashed up and stabbed right into his stomach. "GAH!"
Angel and Niffty were stunned and couldn't make themselves move as Iris climbed up Valentino, bringing her other long legs up and stabbing Valentino in the shoulders, making him cry out louder with blood leaking out from his mouth.
*CHOMP*
All eyes widened in shock and disbelief as Iris brought her teeth to the overlord's neck, gnawing at the flesh as he coughed up blood and tried to pull her off, blood leaking heavier from the stab wounds.
Valentino choked on his own blood until his body went limp.
Iris pulled her head back, ripping part of his throat out with the flesh hanging on her teeth, huffing and puffing before Angel found his voice.
"Jesus H. Christ."
Niffty walked over to Iris and picked her up, making the baby's head twist around with a snarl, only to stop when she saw it was her mommy. She calmed down with her eyes returning to normal before cooing. The legs receded back into her back with her mother cradling her.
"Whose been a naughty girl? You have, yes you have." giggled the sinner while taking the flesh from Iris' mouth and dropped it on the ground. "You got blood all over yourself, now you need a bath when we get home."
Angel walked up and looked down at Valentino's dead body. He needed a sec for it to sink in before scowling at the overlord's body and spat on his face before giving it a hard kick to the side of his head. "I hope you burn wherever you end up in, son of a bitch." He let out before tears of joy formed in his eyes. "I'm free. I'm...I'm finally free." He chuckled and ran his fingers through his hair.
"And you can thank our little bundle of joy." Niffty said holding the toddler up to his face.
He turned to the smiling Iris who clapped her hands together with him chuckling and picked her up while holding her close to his face. "Who woulda guessed my old little rugrat would put that bastard down? Whose daddy's little psychopath? Is it you? Is it you?" He cooed, tickling her tummy.
"You know... If you love being a dad so much. I still have some Hellborn Brew left over." Niffty hinted while dragging one of the hellhound guards over near an alley with a cleaning mask over her mouth. "We can go over more after we get rid of these three. No sense leaving such a mess behind."
"Do you ever stop cleaning?" Angel asked putting Iris back in her stroller.
"Of course not. It's rude to leave such a mess." Niffty replied grabbing Valentino by his collar.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say that stuff is your turn on." Angel teased helping her out.
"Mmmm, well I wouldn't say it doesn't put a rush in me~"
"Well then, I suppose I do know a certain pole that needs polishing."
"Well then, after we're done here, why don't we head back to the hotel, finish off that bottle, and see if we can't give Iris a sibling?"
"Sounds good, but just remember. Whatever we got going on here-"
"No strings attached, I know." she said as they went to grab the other hellhound. "No romance, just raw fucking."
"Damn right." Angel smirked.
With that, the two finished cleaning up the scene, all the while Iris giggled while clapping her hands together seeing her mommy and daddy were happy.
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