Crazy trouble with love part 10
Fifi's Mom and Furrball
Author's note: Bare with me, I'm not an expert on accents, and I don't do much french ones, so if I mess up give me tips, because I'm always open to try and improve with them.
Series: Tiny Toon Adventures
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It was late at night as we saw Furrball walking to the dump. I'm getting real sick of these Tiny Toons chapters at the dump. It smells so bad.
Then the cat pulled out a sign. 'Mr. Narrator, please don't complain.' Furrball's sign said. 'You're getting a bonus every time a Tiny Toons chapter features the dump.'
I am? Wow, my agent never told me that. Well anyways, as he walks past the dump's entrance, he spotted lights in the distance. He tilted his head confused, but started heading towards them.
Meanwhile we see where those lights were coming from. It was the home of Fifi la Fume. I'm...kinda worried about you when the Tiny Toons revival comes.
He scratched the top of his head before heading towards the car. As he got closer and closer, he thought about how his date with Fifi would go. He figured she would immediately grab him with her tail and start making out with him. And then he thought, what if she decided to go further? Well he had a condom ready to get immediately slapped out of his hand.
Soon he reached the cadillac and knocked on the door. It opened up by Fifi, who actually looked less happy than he expected.
"Good evening Furrball mon amour..."
'Fifi? Are you okay?' Furrball said with a sign. 'I saw the bright lights and wanted to see what that was about.'
"I 'ave a guest over..." she replied, looking to the side with an annoyed expression. "Let's go before she notices."
'Go? Why? She can't be that bad.'
"She eez!"
"Who eez zat you're talking to Fifi?" Called a womanly voice. Said voice sounding like it could drive any man wild as Fifi groaned and looked back in the car.
"No one mother!" Then she grabbed Furrball's hand and tried to run until they run headfirst into someone!
*Thud!*
"Sacre bleu! I did not factor in ze warp ability!"
"Fifi! No running in ze car!"
'Hello!' Said Furrball with a sign that was standing straight up.
The source of the womanly voice was a fully developed version of Fifi La Fume. A curved and tall woman who had a lighter shade of purple compared to Fifi. Her hair was grown out and covered her left eye with light pink lipstick, a chest that looked ready to pop out of the form fitting black cocktail dress with slits on the sides that showed off her smooth legs.
"Oh my Fifi, is dis your date? What an adorable boy." she smiled with a look that made Furrball's fur turn bright red with his heart beating faster.
"Mother! Why must you steal away the attention of all my boyfriends!?"
"Oh? He's your boyfriend?" she remarked in surprise as she looked at the cat. "Mmm, he's quite ze cute one."
"Non, vous will leave dis one alone!" frowned Fifi hugging the cat against her with a glare at the older woman.
"Don't hog him all to yourself, I am your mother!"
Then Fifi picked up her mom and walked over to the door. "Instead, I'll just end your visit right now!" She said as she reared a leg back.
However, the camera panned to outside, showing Fifi flying out the door before it slammed shut behind her.
"Le ow!" Groaned Fifi once she landed. She hurried back to the car but the door wouldn't budge!
"Au Revoir Fifi, I shall keep Furrball company all night."
Fifi grit her teeth. 'Fine! At least she doesn't know about my back up boys, Calamity and Hampton.' She thought before stomping away.
The small cat looked up at the tall skunk who turned to him with a smile before he held up a sign. 'Uh, hello?'
"Bonjour, how did my Fifi find such a cute boy?"
'Well, it wasn't hard, she's very pretty, and I see where she gets it from.' He with a few signs.
"Oh you." she chuckled which made Furrball find it hard NOT to swoon from her voice. She sat down on the seat and crossed a leg over the other, making his throat chuckle. "All her other boys say zat."
'Woah, I think I got a glimpse of her pant-pull yourself together Furrball, big deal, you see Fifi's pussy everyday since she never wears anything down there.' He said, trying to also hold back his salivation.
"So, tell me more about yourself?"
'Well, I don't really have my own place. Really, most of my food comes from the trash.'
"My daughter is dating a homeless boy?"
'Well Fifi understands me, since this isn't much of a house either.' he remarked, nodding to the car around them.
"Yes, diz may be a nice car, but it's not a home, I want her to come back to my home, but she insists on staying here." she sighed while shaking her head, causing her chest to bounce.
Furrball was unable to look away.
"I want what's best for her, but she still holds a grudge against me for something I have no control over." She started tearing up. "I might ruin my chance for grandchildren."
He gulped and scooted over a little before lightly patting her back before holding a sign up. 'There there, sometimes you can't help how things go sometimes. Look at me, I can't help how I'm homeless, it's the way I was written.'
"Thank you for understanding little kitty." Then she gave him a kiss on both cheeks. His face turned so red steam came out of his ears. "What should I do to make Fifi realize I'm not trying to take all her men away?"
'Well, you could always find a boyfriend or a husband for yourself. That should make guys return their attention to Fifi.'
"I 'ave tried, really, but all ze men I try to date only want me for one zing."
'I can imagine what you're talking about.' He let out, eyes glued to her chest.
"You're obviously only after me for sex as well."
He tensed up and shook his head quickly. 'No, no, no, uh well...maybe, but hey, that's because you're gorgeous.' He tried to defend himself while looking away. 'I mean, really really gorgeous.'
"Really?" she looked down at him with a raised eyebrow. "Prove it."
'Well, to start off, what skills do you possess?'
"I'm an excellent singer." Then she started humming a tune.
'Oh! Do you sing a lot?'
"I even taught Fifi how to sing." she smirked with pride. "I once took on a singing career before I got pregnant with her."
'I take it Fifi's never met her father?'
"Zat disgusting piece of filth!" she spat with a frown. "He left me as soon as she was born."
'Typical, deadbeat. Ever tracked him down for child support bills?'
"Yes, but he is a tricky asshole."
'Well, I'm learning from cartoon icons, I'm sure me and my friends can make him pay up.'
"Zat would be lovely."
'So, what else about you would make you a catch?'
"Well, I did take to heart zat the easiest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
'You can cook?'
"Yes, Fifi can tell you how excellent of a chef I am."
'If she ever gets back.' He thought before putting up another sign. 'Great singer, great chef, what else? It's fun learning about you.'
"Oh, you make moi blush." she smiled with a giggle holding her cheek. "To stay in-shape I also practice Karate, alzough I never got a chance to teach Fifi. Zis was around la time she was getting sick of me."
Furrball looked up in thought and pictured Fifi in a karate gi fighting against ninjas with ease.
"Smell-douken!" She said shooting a fireball wrapped in her stench!
'Wow, so talented.' he let out. 'What can you NOT do?'
"Apparently find a steady lover." she sighed while holding her cheek with her hand. "Perhaps I am doomed for loneliness."
'Aww, don't be like that. I mean, if you want a man then it sounds like you got the tools to trap them.'
"Trap them?"
'Songs to lure them in like a siren, fatten them up so they can't run. Then give 'em a good karate chop if they look at other gals.'
"Hmmm, I never zought of it like zat."
"You see? So how about you try it out?"
"I suppose it would be a nice attempt."
'Great, now while you're getting a plan ready, I'm gonna go look for Fifi and hope she hasn't replaced me for date night.' he gave a thumbs up before heading out of the car, inwardly trying to keep his racing heart down. As he put his hand on the car door handle, it was immediately grabbed by Fifi's mom. He turned and saw the tall MILF giving him a seductive grin. He then held up a sign. 'Something wrong?'
"You know...I was wondering if you could 'elp me practice."
'P-Practice?'
"Oh yes~"
"O...oh..." He said with a worried look. 'A part of me was hoping...'
"What do vous say moi little kitten?"
'...spoil me please, I don't have any parents in my non-existent home to go back to…'
"Zen let moi be your mommy~" She held out her arms and he lept into them.
He felt his head pressed up between her breasts, and the warmth coming from her made his tail swish. She kissed his cheek and he purred.
"Mmmm, I am going to spoil you rotten~"
Later at Fifi's mom's house...
"Wait here in ze bedroom." She said, placing him on a heart shaped bed with purple and white bedsheets and pillows. "I shall have dinner started." She turned around and started humming.
He looked around the room, gulping as what was about to happen sunk in. 'Well, I dug my own grave, that ass of hers might crush me dead.' he thought, slowly getting excited while trying to keep himself from bouncing off the walls.
'Sorry Fifi.' Both thought at the same time.
After 20 minutes, she brought Furrball to the dining room where a big spread was out on the table. All the food for him was unbelievable that he said something with his actual voice. "Wow..."
"Bon appetit~"
He licked his lips before grabbing anything in his reach and started stuffing his face.
Fifi's mom sat next to him.
Later...
'Too...full…'
"And now you're all mine." She then carried him back to her room. When she got there, she set him on the bed before slowly stripping.
'Fuck yes!' Shouted Furrball in his head as he ogled her. Her breasts came bouncing out, noting the size looked bigger than he thought. 'Gorgeous.' He said with a sign.
"Why zank vous." Now that she was fully nude, she grabbed Furrball and started littering his face with kisses. Each one leaving a lipstick mark with said cat going into a daze already.
"I see vous love zis."
'How did you leave multiple different colored kiss marks on my face?' He said with a sign.
"Zat is a secret, mon petit kitten~" She said before placing him back on the bed. "Oh my, such a big one." She said, marveling at the size of his dick. "Bigger zan Fifi's father."
Furrball chuckled, not realizing his dick had sprung out just from kissing.
"Ever done it with Fifi?"
"Well, not really. We mostly kiss and cuddle."
"Hmph, honestly zat girl, no vonder I managed to capture vous." she smirked before reaching down to grasp his dick, making him tense up as she slowly rubbed it.
Furrball responded by grabbing one of her breasts and sucking on it, causing her to moan.
"Mmm, does ze kitty want milk?"
He nodded his head as he kept sucking.
"Zen suck as much as you want." she hummed while rubbing his dick harder.
He happily obliged. The hard nipple was making him relax and purr. She then massaged his ballsack, making him tingle.
"I'll bet zis is heaven for vous."
He nodded, licking her nipple before returning to sucking.
"Mmmm, good boy~" She rubbed even harder making his dick start twitching...
He stopped sucking and cried out before his seed went flying.
"Oh my!" She let out as it sprayed out all over her hand. After he finished, she brought the cum in her hand to her mouth and drank it. "Mmm, magnifique." And then she turned her attention to him, getting on top of him, her pussy practically kissing the tip of his dick. "Ready for desert~?"
He rapidly nodded.
She winked and began to slowly herself down onto the dick.
Furrball purred as his dick entered her pussy. It clung all around him like it was hugging him.
'I'm gonna die of a crushed pelvis, but it'll be worth it!'
"Mmmm, your dick eez eager to go in deeper~" She moaned, moving further down.
With each inch, his claws dug into the covers while letting out a growl of pleasure.
"Ooh, you're starting to sound like a lion..." chuckled the woman, engulfing the last inch inside. She was now sitting on top of him. "Mmmm, are vous ready?"
'I've already milked you, now it's your turn to milk me.' He said with a sign.
"Don't mind if I do~" And so she started slamming her hips up and down! If Furrball's pelvis had a mind of its own, it would beg Furrball to make her stop.
"Ah! Oooh! AHHH!" Furrball was making those noises audibly as their bodies collided! 'Tight! Tight!' He thought. 'I guess years of never getting some made her tight.'
The skunk MILF rocked her hips up and down, over and over, making her bite her lip. 'Haven't felt this good in years!' Thought Fifi's mom. 'His penis eezbetter zan I imagined!'
"I'm gonna cum!"
"Oh my, hold it in for just a bit longer, I must savor zis!" Fifi's mom asked as she slammed her hips even harder! "I want to relish zis dick~"
'I'll try to!' he let out, biting his lip as his tail swished faster and faster.
Both blissfully unaware of the entire earth shaking each time Fifi's Mom landed on Furrball! I mean given how thicc her hips were, it's no wonder she could make it shake.
"Mmmh, now I'm going to cum!" She told Furrball.
'Kiss me, as we cum together!'
She leaned down and held his face before they started kissing, with him reaching down to grab her ass, the claws digging in and making her body tingle harder as the inside squeezed him tighter. They moaned in each other's mouths as they came together! Furrball's claws sinking deep into her ass! Her eyes rolled up into her head from the pain and the sensation of hot sperm gushing inside.
After cumming we now see them cuddling. Furrball was laying in between her breasts with a smile as she lightly rubbed the top of his head with her tail draped over him like a blanket.
'I wonder if you'll get pregnant.' Furrball said with a sign.
"Ah, now zat would be wonderful. Fifi would love being an older sister."
'Yeah, right after she kills me.'
"Now now, I will keep you nice and safe~" she whispered before kissing his forehead.
'So, I probably won't be attending school tomorrow, my pelvis is numb.'
"Zat's wonderful, gives us more time to bond as lovers."
'Sounds fun to me.'
They cuddled even closer before deciding on round 2.
The next day...
Furrball walked down the halls, a spring in his step and a smile on his face.
"Furrball! Are vous alright?" Fifi asked while hugging him.
'Yeah, never better.' he replied with a sign sticking out from her grip.
"Mother didn't hurt you did she?"
'Not unless you count my pelvis.'
Fifi then face palmed.
'In my defense! She was...well...you know.' he looked away while poking his fingers together.
"We're through, have fun with my mother..." She said as she angrily stomped off.
'Fifi wait!' He ran after her. 'Maybe tomorrow night we can have a threesome so you and your mom can reconcile-'
He received a well deserved slap for that.
"Pig!"
"Yes, Fifi?" Asked Hampton, appearing from behind her.
"No, not you."
"Oh..."
As Fifi walked away...
'Oh yeah...I still fucked your mom...haha...' he muttered while rubbing the spot. 'Maybe her mom could kiss it and make it all better.'
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