Crazy trouble with love part 10
Spatula Woman and Timmy
Series: Fairly Oddparents
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Timmy looked around the corner as he held a rose in his hand; he knew today would be the day he'd finally ask Trixie Tang out on a date. He had finally gotten the courage to make sure he didn't stutter, and made sure to get a rose to make it even sweeter. Granted it had been a few more years when it all started, and yes his body had been feeling a bit weird with clammy hands and a slight growth spurt, but he was sure this was a sign of things to change and go his way.
'Okay Turner you can do this, don't panic; just go up and ask!" he thought to himself psyching himself up as he walked up….and slipped on a pencil which sent him falling and skidding right under Trixie's skirt with said girl going wide eyed when she noticed him, Veronica covering her mouth.
"...uhhhh hey Trixie….nice panties?" greeted Timmy while holding the rose up. "Uh…do you-"
"PERVERT!" she screamed before stamping her high heeled boot on his face, making him cry out as she stamped on him several times.
"Ugh! No fair! Why didn't you look under my skirt!?" Veronica screamed until she realized everyone was staring at her. "Uhhhhh, I mean…." she said as she whipped out a can of mace and sprayed Timmy in his face. "PERVERT! GET HIM BOYS!"
Timmy cried out louder from the added burning sensation. He managed to sit up and saw numerous boys who looked more like football players surround him with angry expressions. "Oh…crud." Timmy quickly got up and took off running for his life as the group followed him. "Gotta hide! Gotta hide!" he panicked as he slammed into a door opening with Crocker walking out.
"Turner! Running for your life and thought you could hide in a classroom, ey? Well too bad!" he said picking him up and tossing him out into the hallway where he was tackled by the football players.
"OW! OOF! YEOW! OOOWWWW! NOT THE TEETH!"
*Later*
"Ow…ow…ow….ow…." Timmy grumbled with each step as he walked down the sidewalk, his clothes and hat torn up, scuffed up, a black eye, and a crack in his teeth. "Well, at least I know this day can't get any worse." he groaned as he walked up to the door of his house only for Vicky to open it. "Yep…Typical." he sighed. "Let me guess, my parents hired you to watch me while they went out?"
"Yep!" she said, busting out a chainsaw. 'Since I'm in a good mood, I'll give you a five minute head start!" Vicky smirked revving it up.
Timmy dropped his bag and screamed, running into the house and up the stairs. He ducked into his room and slammed the door shut as Cosmo and Wanda poofed in the air.
"Hey Timmy! Bad news, Vicky's here." spoke Cosmo.
"I noticed." he droned as Wanda used her wand to turn Timmy's door into steel so it would be harder for Vicky to break it down. "Today was crazy!" Timmy sighed in annoyance as he collapsed onto the floor.
"Judging by that shiner, I take it things didn't go so well with Trixie?"
"That's putting it mildly. I didn't even get a chance to ask her, but I did see something I'll never forget." he muttered with a blush.
They waved their wands and fixed Timmy's look as he walked over to his bed and sat down, letting out a sigh.
"Man what a day…." he groaned as he laid back on his bed and sighed. "I just want a way to destress and relax…." he said, turning over and seeing a Crimson Chin comic on the floor, giving Timmy an idea. "Perfect! Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I was in the newest Crimson Chin issue!" he exclaimed, hopping off his bed.
Both smiled and held their wands up before Timmy poofed with the camera panning down into the comic itself as he reappeared in his Cleft uniform.
"Alright! Now to find CC and kick some bad guy butt!" he exclaimed as he pressed a button on his utility clef and swung off into the sky in search of the Crimson Chin. He was already feeling better with the wind blowing against him as he swung past the numerous buildings and skyscrapers. Right when he made it half a mile, his ears caught the sounds of alarms going off.
"Oh no! That's coming from the first national Bank of Chincinnati!" he shouted as he saw smoke coming from a blasted down wall. He landed on a rooftop across from it and saw several masked thugs running out with bags of cash, their uniforms looking like ridiculous human-sized eggshells. "I'd recognize those goofy get-ups anywhere." Timmy said as the mooks were soon joined by their boss Spatula Woman.
"Excellent work boys! Now let's get out of here before that Big Chinned buffoon arrives!"
"Why settle for the chin? When you can handle the cleft!"
The thieves turned as they saw Cleft fly down in front of them with his propellers before they went back into the cleft while he struck a heroic pose.
"It's time to put the dough back and turn yourselves in!" he shouted as Spatula Woman gave a scowl.
"Get him you fools, crust the sidekick!"
They dropped the bags and pulled out small bazookas from behind and started launching uncooked dough at Cleft. Said sidekick pushed the button before a large brick wall popped out and blocked the projectiles.
"Ha! Nice try, jerks, but if you ask me you need to chill out!' Timmy said pressing a button as a freeze ray popped out and he froze some of the mooks. "Looks like I gave you guys the COLD shoulder!"
"UGH! Someone make him stop, these puns are terrible!" one of the mooks said inside the ice block.
"I got 'im!" one yelled as he ran at Cleft with two rolling pins in hand. "Time to flatten this squirt!"
"No, time to flatten you!" Timmy shot a massive boxing glove out of his cleft as it crashed into the mook and sent him flying into a wall. "Ya gotta GLOVE me!" Timmy chuckled before stopping himself. "Okay even I think that was forced."
"Idiots!" Spatula Woman dropped the bag she held before pulling out her giant spatula. "If you wanna break a giant annoying egg, you do it yourself!" she shouted as she charged at him and smacked him in the back of his head, knocking him out.
"Ooh…birdies…." Timmy let out with his eyes rolling around as the villainess smirked.
"See boys? THAT is how you deal with a sidekick. Now tie him up and put him in the trunk!" she barked
"Y-Y-Yes boss!" shivered one of the still frozen thugs.
*Later*
Timmy slowly started to feel himself coming to, his head a little sore while he let out a grumble. "Ow…did anyone get the name of that bus….?" he groaned until he shook his head and felt his arms and legs were restrained. "Huh?...uh oh." he quickly said. He tugged at the ropes holding him, his hands unable to touch his cleft to cut them. He even tried rocking back and forth, but the chair was bolted to the floor, holding him still. "Darn it! Oh well, at least it can't get any worse!" he sighed in relief until he heard a door open.
"Oh it can, boy chin wonder!"
He tried to turn his head and heard heels on the floor before stepping into the light, he saw Spatula Woman stand there with a smirk of victory. "Spatula Woman. So, you got the jump on me, well it won't last! You may have captured me, but the Crimson Chin will come and stop you!" he exclaimed, only to be cut off.
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" By her laughing in a dramatic tone. "Oh please! No he won't; in case you lived in a cave, The Crimson Chin is on Vacation for about 3 weeks. Same for the rest of the villains in Chincinati."
His eyes widened hearing that, instantly losing his bravado and internally smacking himself. 'Darn it! That must have been in the previous issue before this one! I knew I should have read it when I had the chance!'
"Which means this city and all it has are up for the taking, by me!" she exclaimed, pointing her giant spatula thingy at him.
"Well…you still won't get away with it!" he tried to keep up a brave tone as the villainess let out another laugh.
"Face it Cleft, this is where you meet your end." she moved to step closer, only for her foot to trip over a rolling pin on the ground, causing her to fall and drop her weapon with a thud. "Oof!"
Timmy wanted to give a smug laugh, but he stopped when he noted his eyes drift over to the tight pair of ass cheeks he could see due to her position.
"Any last words before you're flipped over for good, Boy chin blunder?" she asked, turning back around while getting back on her feet and once again pointing her giant spatula thingy at him.
He gulped and darted around, his face heating up from the view and noted his costume felt off. "Uh…I…um…" he stammered nervously.
"Well? I'm listening!" she frowned.
"You…" he felt his mouth get dry and in his awkward situation, felt his mouth move without thinking. "You have a great butt!"
"HA! That's all you have to sa…Come again?" she spoke with a small blush on her face.
'Crap! Why'd I say that?! Ok Timmy, just be cool and don't say something worth getting squashed over.' "Uh, what I meant to say was…" he trailed off, eyes looking down before moving up her legs slowly. "Wow those are some legs…" he muttered without realizing it.
"Oh really now?" she smirked as she walked over and pointed her spatula at him. "Naughty Naughty Boy Cleft!" she said, poking his crotch.
He jolted and felt the bulge twitch, the attention on it causing it to grow harder. "I-I-It's not like that! My suit is just really really tight!" he stammered as she twirled her weapon and slammed it into the ground next to her.
"Hmmm…you know Cleft before I destroy you, how about I…make your day~" she purred with her eyes half lidded, making Timmy's face heat up. "After all, I can make the boy chin wonder into a man chin wonder before he's flattened like a flapjack." she spoke, unclipping her outfit and letting it fall to the floor, unveiling her naked body.
'Okay Turner, think about this; the pros an cons….the pros? I get laid, the cons? I get laid AND flattened at the very end…..ehhh worth it, what could go wrong?' he thought with a shrug.
"You should be flattered, I don't let many men look at my body like this." she spoke, fiddling with the zipper on his pants as she slowly unzipped them down. She saw the bulge stand out under his underwear, making her lick her lips. "Who knew you were hiding something like this? Or does the boy chin wonder like to stuff his pants?"
"Take a look for yourself, just don't drool." he dared with confidence.
She rolled her eyes and pulled down his underwear, only to be nearly smacked in the face by his meat rod. "GREAT GOBS OF FIRE!" She gasped in shock.
"See? Don't need my utility cleft for that." he boasted, seeing her eyes widen and mouth drop as soon as she saw his bare dick standing up, fully rock hard and throbbing.
"Oh….wow, I ...Just wow!" she exclaimed. "That suit really is tight…" she muttered, unable to look away from the girth with her mouth watering a little.
"Yep, honestly it gets kinda hard to wear pants without the thing just popping out unexpectedly." he chuckled nervously. 'Kinda makes me wish I just dropped my pants in front of Trixie.' he thought.
Wiping her mouth, she tried wrapping her hand around it, but only got halfway with it feeling warmer than it looked. "I'll bet the Crimson Chin WISHES he had something like this!" she exclaimed with an eager chuckle making Timmy gulp nervously. She used her other hand to cup and rub his balls, making him jump. "Oooh, someone's sensitive~" she said while grabbing his zipper. '"Tell you what Cleft, You let me go free and I let you put it in me, we have a deal?" she smirked.
"N-N-N-AHHHH!" he let out when he felt her tongue flick the sides, making his body tense up with a shiver. "We…we….well…I…suppose I COULD let you off with a warning after this." Timmy stammered as she unclipped his restraints and got on all fours.
"Go on Sidekick, have some fun~" she purred, shaking her ass in his face.
Timmy found himself mesmerized by the tight round butt, his dick feeling the hardest it's ever felt. Getting off the chair, he moved over and cupped the cheeks, giving them a slow rub all around.
Spatula Woman gave a shudder feeling his warm rod touch her cold skin as the head of his dick prodded her moist lips.
"...Alright Spatula woman…" he breathed before she used her finger to silence his mouth.
"Please Cleft…call me Selina." she said as a Light bulb went off in Timmy's head.
'Selina?...WAIT! SHE'S SELINA LYLE! THE CRIMSON CHIN'S EX GIRLFRIEND WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM BECAUSE HE FAILED TO SHOW UP TO HER BREAKFAST BIRTHDAY BUFFET!...huh that explains the Spatula motif.' he thought with a shrug. "Okay….Selina, I hope you're ready for this." he gulped.
She bit her lip as she felt the tip start pushing in, Timmy letting out a groan as his dick entered the soaking wet snatch. 'He's bigger than Charles ever was!' she thought in joy as she could feel her stomach being slowly stretched out from his girth alone as Timmy soon reached a stopping point.
"Holy cow!" he let out in one breathe. "This feels incredible! And I thought using my hands was good!" he exclaimed as he began to slowly move his hips back and forth; her breathing and moans became deeper and louder with each thrust Timmy made.
"Oh gosh almighty! It's like taking a whole arm in me!" she screamed, trying her best to keep her position as the dick stretched her insides more and more with each thrust.
Timmy's hips slammed into her over and over, causing her to lose her grip and fall over slumped onto the ground. Timmy climbed up and kept slamming into her as her moans turned into loud pleasurable screams of happiness as her once blue pupils soon turned into massive pink hearts of love. "Ah! Ah! Fuck! It feels better and better! I can't stop moving!" Timmy exclaimed, feeling his nutsack clench up. 'Ahhh! Selina, cumming!"
"Do it! Do it! CUM INSIDE!" She moaned
He buried his dick inside and cried out before it twitched and started gushing his sperm out like a fire hose.
"AHHHH! SWEET MOTHER OF BETTY CROCKET!" She exclaimed in pleasure before nearly passing out unconscious from pure pleasure. She grit her teeth as her body expanded with each spurt, Timmy feeling his head tingle with each shot feeling her stomach slowly expand gaining some pudge around her waist.
"...Man…..that…was…awesome." Timmy spoke as he pulled out and fell onto the floor, his dick still tall and proud. "I…can see…why….people….talk about it…so much." he smiled as she slowly stood up on wobbly knees.
"Now…fuck me in the ass!" she breathed with a predatory look in her eyes.
"...come again?" he squeaked.
"You heard me MAN chin wonder! FUCK….MY….ASS!" She exclaimed again.
His eyes drifted over to her rear, still looking nice and tantalizing, making him gulp. "You…You sure? It might be…tight."
Hearing this made her roll her eyes. "Don't be foolish Cleft, of course I'm sure!" she barked as Timmy shrugged.
"Well alright don't blame me if you're leaking out jizz for weeks on end though." he said. He got back up and moved behind her, spreading her cheeks to see her anus. He positioned his dick up to it, using some of the sperm leaking out to rub across the hole as lubricant. 'I wonder if Cosmo and Wanda can see me?' he thought.
*Speaking of whom*
Cosmo and Wanda were doing what all parents were doing when their kids were off doing something stupid dangerous or dangerously stupid or stupidly dangerous…..trying to have an active sex life as Cosmo had all four of limbs tied to their bed and a ball gag in his mouth as Wanda held his dick trying to get shake ketchup on it, but nothing was coming out the bottle.
"Grrrr Stupid Ketchup!"
*Back with Timmy*
"Ready?"
"JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!" She roared.
Jolting from the yell, he pushed forward with a grunt, needing to use all he had to get it in ever so slowly, making Selina cry out with a smile.
"Yeeeeeeeeees!" she purred feeling her anal cavity expanded with each inch going deeper and deeper into her. "My butt wants your huge cock!" she moaned as Timmy stopped at his waist and slowly began to thrust into her.
'Her Butt is way tighter than I thought! Even with the lube.' he thought with a grunt before getting an idea. He raised his hand and gave her ass a nice hard slap that echoed throughout her lair.
"AHH!" she gasped.
"Man, now this is a butt I wouldn't mind staring at all day!" he told her as his thrusts started to get faster
'I wouldn't mind it either~" she giggled before feeling his girth stretch her out even more than last time.
Timmy bit down on his bottom lip and began to go faster until he was moving at the same pace he was previously.
"Yes yes yes! FUCK MY ASS! FUCK MY ASS RAW!" She yelled to the sky as waves of boiling hot pleasure rippled through her body as she could feel Timmy taking two large chunks of her ass and gripping it harder with each thrust.
"That's right, moan you slut!" he grunted, getting caught up in the pleasure with his dick stretching her asshole wider and wider. "How does it feel to take a sidekick's dick like a random slut?"
"AMAZING!" She exclaimed happily, allowing her body to lose control. "GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR FAT DICK!"
Timmy once again felt his nutsack starting to constrict as his limit was reaching both in his dick and his stamina. "Selina! I can't hold it!"
"Let it out! LET IT OUT INSIDE ME!" She exclaimed happily.
Timmy buried himself, balls deep, before crying out as another hot load of sperm gushed inside, expanding her belly up even more.
Selina let out a silent scream as she felt her vision fade before she fell unconscious; all while Timmy slowly pulled out as a loud wet pop echoed through her lair as his jizz began to slowly ooze out of her puckered sphincter.
"Ah…ah…ah…." he plopped on his butt as he tried to catch his breath, his dick slowly going soft as he wiped at his forehead. "That…That…was…incredible."
He stayed there to try and get his mind together, his dick letting out sperm from the tip as he pushed himself back on his feet and moved to try and put his costume back together.
"...Okay…that was awesome!...now to get out of here before the cops arrive!" he exclaimed as he began to wonder how he was going to contact Cosmo and Wanda. Pushing the button on his cleft, a monitor slid out with static shown. "Cosmo? Wanda? Can you hear me? I'm ready to come out now." he called/
After about 10 minutes they appeared….now wearing a frilly dress covered in turkey feathers (worn by Cosmo) and a suit made entirely of lamp shades (Worn by Wanda).
"Hi Timmy!" they cheered as he raised an eyebrow.
"...what uhhhh, what were you guys doing?" he asked in confusion.
"Oh you know. A little bit of this, a little bit of that." Wanda gave a nervous chuckle.
"Really? I thought we were playing find the-" Cosmo's mouth was quickly covered by his blushing wife who tried smiling normally.
"So, have enough fun for one day, sport?" she asked nervously as Timmy moved his eyes towards the unconscious super villain.
"Uhhhhhhh….Let's agree neither of us saw anything and I say yes." he spoke quickly.
"Deal!" Wanda said, waving her wand and getting him out of the comic book. "I take it you'll be staying out of the comics for a while?"
"Yeeeeeep!...but reading them though?" he chuckled.
*3 weeks Later*
Its been weeks since the panty incident at school and luckily for Timmy, the heat died down and everyone forgot about it….(actually no they still reminded him so he just wish the incident never happened….makes you wonder why he never did that in the first place).
The thing that did stick though was himself personally. After getting a taste of genuine hands on sex? He felt less stressed, slept better, and started to look into more 'risque' comics to really see just how much stuff there was, and he was not disappointed.
"Alright, school was awesome! Now it's time for the latest issue of the Crimson Chin comic book!" Timmy exclaimed, running inside the house and heading up to his room As soon as he got there and locked the door, he walked over to the fish bowl. "Cosmo, Wanda, I need you guys."
The fairies poofed in front of him, ready and willing to grant him a wish or two.
"I wish I had a copy of the latest issue of the Crimson Chin!" he exclaimed as they raised their wands and the latest issue appeared in his hands. "Alright! The Crimson Chin in:...Kid-pocolyspe now?" he spoke confusedly at the title.
"Maybe it's a new take on the story aimed at a younger audience?" suggested Wanda.
"If they went any younger, they'd be making comics for kindergarteners." Cosmo chuckled as Timmy began to read the book….and started to twitch and freak out at what he was seeing.
That being the Crimson Chin and Spatula Woman engaged in combat. It wasn't anything new, except for the half a dozen young kids(who looked oddly similar to him) with masks on, wearing aprons, and using kitchen utensils similar to the villainess going at the chin from all sides.
"Uh, Timmy? You alright?" Wanda asked as Timmy calmly closed the comic book, placed it under his bed before he walked over to his window, opened it, and promptly jumped out onto the ground below. Both of them heard a loud crash before poking their heads out.
"Hey Timmy? I think you're supposed to bend your legs first!" Cosmo called down.
Said boy's eyes rolled around in his head, with one sentence running through his head in shock:
'I'M A DAD!?'
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