Crazy trouble with love part 10
Husk and Angel
Series: Hazbin Hotel
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The Happy Ho-Sorry, the Hazbin Hotel; the perfect spot in all of Hell where sinners could redeem themselves. After all, who could resist free rent? Well, a lot of demons, apparently redeeming your soul is a deal breaker.
Inside the hotel, manning the front desk with a bottle in his hand, was Husk who as always, couldn't give two fucks right now.
"Ugh...is it episode 2 yet?" He grumbled to himself while actually wishing someone would show up just to break the silence.
"Hey there kitty cat~" Said someone in a flirty tone.
"Oh great, you...and just when I was enjoying the dead silence." he grumbled before turning his head and saw Angel leaning against the counter with his upper hands intertwined together to hold his chin with his lower ones set on the edge. "What do you want?"
"I'm thirsty, I'd like to have some jizz from the tap."
"If we weren't already in Hell, I'd tell you to go there." he grunted at the prostitute. "Go to the street corner and leave me the fuck alone."
"Don't leave me dry."
"Either order an actual drink or get out."
"Sourpuss." huffed Angel before crossing his arms. "You know I bet if you got your rocks off, it'd help turn that gloomy face of yours rightside up. It always works for me~"
"Again, if we weren't already in Hell, I'd tell you to go."
As they argued, The Radio Demon himself was seen walking by, but then stopped and listened to the commotion.
"You like sucking on that bottle so much, I don't see why I can't suck on yours."
"Turn into a chick and maybe."
"We're in Hell, do you really have to stay straight?"
Alastor rubbed his chin in thought, giving a devious grin before leaving the two. 'I' wonder how that would turn out~' Alastor went back to his room as he had a plan.
Later...
Angel was snoring away in his room, bare as naked with Fat Nuggets laying right beside him. As he snored, he didn't notice as Alastor appeared and worked his unholy magic.
He waved his staff over Angel, the end glowing before a red mist drifted down. "Turn into a chick he says. Okay old friend, I'll help you two along because that's what friends do." he chuckled before he stopped spreading the mist, Angel Dust giving a low mumble without waking up. Before he left, he saw Fat Nuggets wake up and look at him in confusion. He held a finger to his mouth and shushed the demon swine before quietly walking out of the room. 'Hope you like the surprise, because I'm going to enjoy the results.'
(The next day)
Angel Dust groans as he wakes up. "That's weird, no morning wood to greet me?" He rubbed his eyes while giving his crotch a feel, but felt nothing. Like, literally NOTHING. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" He looked and saw it was gone! Jumping up with Fat Nuggets still sleeping, he grabbed at the spot without feeling his balls either. "WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED TO MY DICK!?"
A loud bang was heard outside his front door. "KEEP IT DOWN!" came Vaggie's voice. "IT'S TOO EARLY FOR YOUR SHIT!"
"But Vaggie, look!" He threw the door open! "My cock and balls are gone!"
"..." Vaggie was silent.
"Yeah, speechless aren't you?"
"No, my problem is that I told you months ago to stop flashing me and Charlie." she gave a deadpanned glare with the spider sinner scowling.
"This is serious ya bitch! Dick and balls don't just up and disappear!"
"Maybe someone snuck in and fixed you." jabbed Vaggie with a smirk, making him give her four middle fingers. "Hey, look at it this way. Now you've got one more hole to stuff with your toys."
"Why? Hoping to borrow some 'cause you can't get Charlie to gush?" he threw back, making Vaggie lose her smirk as he gave a smug grin. "Guess your fingers just can't reach her g-spot."
"Oh you are just ASKING for me to fix that mouth of yours!"
"Vaggie, there you are." Charlie spoke up, walking over. "Come-on, we gotta see if that nice imp couple we saw the other day would like to move into our hotel."
Vaggie wanted to say something more, but sighed and walked away. "Alright, might be nice to have some DECENT folks here!"
"Cram it up your taco!" A spear barely missed Angel Dust. "Yeah, fuck you too, at least I could've if I still had my dick!" He called as they walked away.
Later we see Angel Dust walking to the bar.
'Heh, turn into a chick and maybe he says...well, I don't got tits yet, but I'm halfway there.' He thought as he saw Husk. He gave his chest hair a fluff and swayed his hips as he walked over. "Oh Husky~"
"Go suck on Sir Pentious' hemipenis." He spoke without looking at the spider. "Can't you see I'm busy?"
"Yeah, but I don't care." he took a spot on the counter, one leg over the other with a seductive smile. "Been busy while I was gone?"
"Yeah, wondering if there's a Super Hell, so I can send people there, like this one wolf bitch I ran into last week." he replied without turning his head. "Made me drop my booze and flipped me off."
"Speaking of fingers, why don't you finger my brand new clam?"
"The fuck are you-" Angel grabbed his claws and pulled it down to his crotch. Before he had a chance to yell, his fingers brushed against the open space between the legs, making his eyes widen as he looked down. "The hell..."
"I dunno what happened either, but hey, the thing you said the other day is still ringing in my ears." smirked the pornstar. "Whadda ya say? Care to give this pussy your own fresh milk now~?"
"As long as I have a place to drink, you will never have your way with me." Said Husk as Alastor walked by.
'Oh, really?' The Radio Demon thought. 'I'll have to fix that, later~'
"Ugh, you are such a stick in the mud." With a frustrated huff, Angel stepped away.
Later, Charlie and Vaggie came home to see Alastor in their apartment.
"What the fuck do you want?" Said Vaggie.
"Vaggie, be nice." Said Charlie.
"Hello ladies, I'd love to discuss a new rule for our bartender..." he smiled while twirling his staff. "You see, it seems rather improper for dear 'ol Husky to have free reign over all the bottles the hotel has. Now while I AM the man who provided them, it feels only appropriate to talk to you about it since it IS your hotel."
"Good point, the alcohol is supposed to be for residents, not staff." Charlie agreed. "We better establish a new rule."
"Excellent, I'll tell him the 'good' news tomorrow." he grinned darkly with Vaggie narrowing her eye.
"Alright, what are you up to?"
"Oh don't worry about it since it doesn't really concern you both."
"I call bullshit."
Alastor ignored her and just left the apartment.
"Be worried, he's clearly up to something." Said Vaggie.
"We don't know that for sure Vaggie. Maybe he's honest on trying to help."
Vaggie started at her with a deadpan expression. "You're lucky I love you, otherwise I'd wanna argue this some more, but I'm getting tired of it, goodnight." She then went to their bed.
The next day...
Husk yawned, scratching his ass while stretching his wings as he made his way to the bar. Alastor was there ready to greet Husk.
"Ah, Husk ol' friend, I have great news." He smiled as the cat looked annoyed.
"It can wait after I grab a drink."
"Ho ho, I think not."
"What do you mean?"
"A new rule has been established, the bartender can't drink any alcohol."
Husk eyes the radio demon before giving him the bird. "Real funny, not."
"Nope, just ask Charlie." Then with a snap of his fingers, Charlie appeared!
"Legendary ab-what the? Alastor, I was in the middle of a game." she blinked in surprise before seeing Husk. "Oh! Did Alistor tell you?"
"The new rule is real?"
"Yep, sorry. So can I go back to my game? Me and Vaggie are about to fight a buff babe."
With another snap...of Alastor's neck this time, poof Charlie went back to Vaggie.
"You've gotta be fucking kidding me! What else am I supposed to do all day!?"
"Work."
"But we barely have anybody living h-"
"Hey guys, I need to get myself hammered ASAP." spoke Angel Dust walking down, making Husk facepalm.
Husk went behind the counter. "So, your usual?" Husk said, growling.
"Hey Alastor, what's turning him into a grumpier cat than usual?"
"Oh he just needs to cut back on happy hour is all."
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt, but hey that doesn't mean I have to hold back on Happy Hour." He leaned on the counter with a smile. "Martini please~"
He groaned and just did it. 'Gonna turn you into a scratching post one day!'
"Thank you Husky~"
After mixing the martini, he just turned his back to Angel Dust.
"So, the other day...what was that about...never fucking me as long as you were able to drink?"
"..."
"So, what will be your next excuse to leave me dry down there?"
"Stuff it."
"I'd rather you stuff me."
Husk flipped Angel off as the spider sinner sipped his drink, making the cat look away. 'Eh, I'll just raid the storage later when nobody's around. I can bare with it.'
Later that night...
Husk was trying to sleep in his room, but was tossing and turning under his breath. 'Fucking shit, do I really need to drink at a different bar? It's a warzone out there right now!' He thought in annoyance. 'I gotta keep it together! Fuck this withdrawal!'
The cat couldn't sleep, so he thought maybe some TV should help. He grabbed a remote and turned it on.
"24 Hour 7 Days a Week nude grandma marathon!"
"I hate TLC." He then changed the channel.
"And now back to American Guy Cleveland Simpson."
"No."
"MTV, MTV, MTV, MTV, MTV, MTV-"
"What is with all this crap?"
"Don't make me say the N word!"
"Hell no."
He kept on channel surfing, but found nothing but crap.
"How about some high quality jizz?!" Said an announcer before someone walked up to him and whispered. "Oh, I'm sorry, high quality jazz?!"
"Bad rehearsing, this really is hell."
"Today, we are gonna take another look into the pathetic depraved world of incels...I'm your host, Bland Poodoll."
"Making fun of internet weirdos who don't realize how creepy they are?" he raised an eyebrow before turning it off and growled, dragging his fingers across his eyes. "I'm starting to lose my fucking mind!"
He then looked out the window, hoping for something to keep his mind off withdrawal. But all he got was a billboard advertising a new porno movie starring, you guessed it, Angel Dust.
"The last face I wanna see during withdrawal." He said before closing the curtains...only for the bar holding the curtains fell off. "Bullshit."
He threw himself back on the bed, covering his head with the pillow as he tried to go back to sleep.
(Next day)
He saw his morning wood and ignored it. 'No...getting off now would be like losing to him.'
Splashing water on his face, he dragged himself out of his room. It was his day off so he should enjoy it.
Meanwhile...
'They still aren't doing it, what else must I do to push him?' Alastor thought. 'Seems Husker's will isn't pushed hard enough, yet~'
That's when Angel Dust walked by. "Hey Alastor, I just got done with my latest flick, what do you think?" He then handed Alastor a promotional poster.
'Aha!' He thought. "Yes, yes, very nice, maybe we should advertise it all over the hallways?"
"Hmmm, well it would be nice if Vaggie got her ass in a twist over it."
"Don't sweat it chum, I'll take the heat." And then he turned one poster into 100 posters.
"Thanks Al, want a reward~?" he winked.
"Haha, no."
"Your loss, and blue balls."
And so the 2 went their separate ways...
The next day...
Husk woke up from a good dream. "Ha, that little demon girl killing a spider that looks like Angel was pretty funny." he smirked while getting up and stretched out his limbs. Getting up he walked out of his room, only to see the walls littered with posters of said sinner. "FUUUUUUUCK!"
"-ing gorgeous mug, am I right?" Asked Angel Dust who spontaneously appeared behind Husk.
The cat jumped and whirled to the spider with a growl who looked innocent.
"No need to get grumpy at me, thank Al for getting my face all over."
"Why would Alastor do this?"
"I dunno? Did you piss in his coffee or something?"
"Not a bad idea..."
"Well anyways, what do you think? Maybe seeing my new porno will make ya wanna get it on now?" he winked, Husk's eye twitching before flipping him the bird and walked past him.
"I ain't that desperate."
Angel pouted and crossed his arms before looking up in thought. 'Hmmm, wait! I got the perfect outfit~' He thought before walking away.
Later...Husk was walking back to his room.
"What a boring ass day." he grumbled, rubbing his arm and looking more annoyed than ever. He walked over to his bedroom, and opened the door. He noted the lights were off and flipped the switch, only to let out a growl and throw his head back. "Fuck me! What are you doing here?!"
Angel Dust, wearing cat ears and tail, was making a sultry pose on Husk's bed. "Oh, I'll fuck you alright, so come here kitty."
Husk opened his mouth to cuss him out, but dropped it and rubbed his face. "Fuck it, why not? Not like I got any booze right now so I'm sober as hell right now."
"Yaaaaay!" cheered Angel before finding himself tackled on the bed, on his back with Husk over him as he trailed his lower arms down his body. "Mmm, this little kitty's been sooo naughty~"
"Yeah, and I'm gonna punish you for torturing me for the past few days!" growled Husk. "No booze and your horny ass? I'm gonna tear it wide open!"
"Oh honey, you don't know." Husk shut him up as he pressed his lips against Angel's. Said pornstar eagerly wrapped his four arms around the cat with a moan.
Husk furiously rubbed his dick against Angel's pussy.
'He's eager.'
"When I start, I ain't stopping."
"Why would I tell you to stop?" Angel gave a saucy grin while using his lower hands to rub the barbed dick, making Husk growl. "By the time we're done, you'll be more hooked on me than your booze."
"Doubt it." He said as fondled Angel's chest fluff.
"Hmph, softer than the real thing right?"
"At least it's more real than any pair of tits I've felt."
"Hell yeah! Although, if you got me preggers, I doubt I'd be able to feed our kitten.".
"You're a spider aren't you? Our kid can just eat you alive."
"Oooh, someone's brushed up~"
"Up yours." he growled before lining up and started pushing into the hole, making Angel let out a loud moan.
"Oh fuck yeah!" he shivered, feeling the barbs scrape against his cunt with his eyes rolling up in his eyes. 'Sweet Satan! This feels different than taking it up the ass!'
"Brace yourself, cat dick is gonna hurt!" growled Husk before pulling back and slammed inside, making Angel howl louder and grip him tighter.
"Fuck! I think I saw Heaven for a split sec!"
"Eh shut up and take it!" Husk grunted as he didn't stop thrusting.
"Right away sir~" He moaned. "Yes, that's it, make me moan louder than...than..."
"Harder than Alastor fucking Charlie?" Husk remarked.
"Hell yeah!"
"What?!" Vaggie gasped, hearing that from the other side of the walls. "That motherfucker!"
"Yeah that's it, make this spider your slut!" Moaned Angel.
Husk growled, slamming back and forth with his dick growing harder inside, Angel moaning and keeping a firm grip on you. "Fuck you slut! I'm gonna show you what these barbs are good for!"
"Yeah, I love this! I need to audition for more furry porn!" moaned Angel as Husk started nibbling his neck harder, making him grin and rub the sinner's ears. "Aw, does Husky wusky like giving love bites~"
"Shut up! You freeloader!" he growled while his claws reached down to squeeze and dig into Angel's ass. "Take this you whore!"
"Oooh yes! Show me who's in charge!"
Husk thrusted even harder as he said this. The pussy squeezed his dick even harder, making him have to really push himself to keep from stopping. "What a vice! Ease up or I can't flood this hole!"
"But I don't wanna~"
"What a bitch." He said to him.
"Damn right!"
Husk then felt his dick twitch! "You want milk so bad? Well here it comes!" The cat grunted as he unloaded inside of the spider's womb!
"Ooooohhhh fuck yeah!"
After cumming, Husk pulled out. Cum leaking from Angel's pussy.
"I ain't done yet!"
"Nice, hold on, lemme spread my ass cheek open for yah." Angel rolled on his stomach, raising his ass up and using his lower arms to spread his hole open while giving it a shake. "Make sure to dump an extra big one here~"
"Oh, with pleasure!" he used the residue sperm on his dick to help ease into the snug asshole which clung on as soon as he entered.
Angel Dust made high pitched moans. "Oh fuck yeah daddy!"
"Yeah, keep squealing! grunted Husk, huffing as he slammed in and out of the snug hole that felt like it was squeezing him all over and sucking him in deeper.
"Please just cum inside my ass already!" moaned Angel. "It needs a big fat load right now!"
"You want it? You got it!" He growled as his dick twitched! "I'll flood you like a fucking balloon!"
His final load filled up Angel's anus!
"Oooooh yeah~!"
"Take it you spider whore!"
Later after cumming...
Both of them laid on the bed, Husk doing something he'd completely deny if caught: snuggling up against Angel's chest.
"So, we a couple now?"
"Hell no." Said Husk.
"Fuck buddies then?" he smiled innocently.
Husk wanted to repeat himself, but seeing the spider's expression made him roll his eyes. "Fine, but only 'cause I don't need you sneaking in and blowing me."
"Why Husky, aren't you the little perv~"
"Oh my fuck, will anything besides a dick in your mouth, shut you up?"
"Well maybe your lips could do the job."
Husk sighed before we started hearing Vaggie yell at Charlie for cheating on her with Alastor.
Some time later at the bar...
"Howdy do, 'ol friend, how's tending the bar?"
"A little bit better now that I got laid."
"Finally, all my hard work paid off."
Husk glared at Alastor who kept up his smile. "What?"
"No need to thank me."
"You...did all this? Just so I'd fuck the spider?"
Yep, liked my gift?" he asked before tilting his head when Husk threw a beer bottle at his head. "I take it that's a no?"
Husk growled at the radio demon and would have thrown another one, but he instead chose to let out a huff and set it down. "You just LOVE getting your rocks off pissing me off, don't ya?"
"I love pissing off you AND Vaggie." He laughed.
"I'd claw your eyes out but you're too powerful." he huffed while grabbing a glass to clean. "You're lucky it wasn't half bad."
"You're welcome." He then patted Husk's head before walking away.
Husk gave him the bird before finding a pair of hands covering his eyes from behind.
"Forget him, I wanna suck your dick from under the counter." Said Angel.
"Fine, if that will shut you up."
"Alright!" He got under the counter as Husk sat down.
'No booze during work, but they didn't say I couldn't fuck during work so I guess that's a plus.' He thought before mumbling. "Hey, suck harder."
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