Crazy trouble with love part 10
Powerpunk Girls and Rowdyruff Boys
Series: Powerpuff Girls
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The city of Townsville, a beautiful city that seemed more together on this day than the last few weeks. Things had been more quiet with less crime committed, and part of that was due to a certain monkey too busy with his latest scheme in his lair.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! YES! I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! I! MOJO JOJO! HAVE CREATED, CRAFTED, AND COMPLETED! MY INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL DEVICE! AND WITH IT, I SHALL LOCATE A DIMENSION WHERE I HAVE BEEN VICTORIOUS. That is to say; WON AGAINST THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!...all I have to do is to replace my counterpart and assume my position as RULER OF THE WORLD!'
The evil monkey rubbed his gloved hands together as he looked at the large archway with cables hooked up it from all over. "And once I have conquered that rule, I shall return with an army and rid myself of those infernal Powerpuff Girls for good! Mwahahahahahaha!" Mojo pulled a lever as the machine began to power up and turn on as wind began to blow slightly pushing him backward. The cables all lit up with a glowing blue portal forming in the archway, making Mojo's fingers twitch in eagerness. "Soon, my plans will be complete, and those little brats will be destroyed, once and for all!"
However, before the mad monkey could go on another laughing tirade, the energy levels for the device started to rise up a little too fast, making sparks come off from the cables as the portal grew larger.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Mojo smiled deviously as the portal began to shrink down. "No No No!" he exclaimed as it soon was shut off. "Grrrrrr, Stupid portal! I knew I should've gotten the diet lemonade formula needed to power this thing!" he scowled as he kicked the device…which not only repowered in but also made the portal come back bigger than ever. "Haha, YES!"
Right before he could do a little victory dance, the portal began to spark right as three colorful blurs came flying out and and crashed onto the floor, the force of which sent Mojo flying back while causing a mini shockwave that kicked dust up around the lab, with the portal frame collapsing and making the portal vanish.
Mojo groaned, sitting up and rubbing his head as he looked at the dust cloud to see three familiar figures standing there, making his eyes widen. "The Powerpuff Girls?! How?!"
"Hey! Who you calling a puff?!" barked one before one of them zipped over and slammed him into the wall, making an indent while the dust slowly cleared, making him drop his mouth. "I'll turn your head into mush!"
"Hold it Brute….doesn't this monkey look….familiar?" came one of the figures as the dust revealed three girls who resembled the PPG, except for their far different styles. The one talking resembled Blossom, except for her red hair held by a red cross barrette and a large, messy red ribbon in her hair, unlike Blossom's neat bow. She wore a red shirt with a red button and collar with a red plaid skirt, white tights, and black Mary Janes.
"Yeah, come to think of it. I saw his stupid looking face somewhere before…except his face is more…ugly..well uglier but yeah." replied the Bubbles look-alike, who had long blonde pigtails held by visible, blue bows. Her hair was longer than Bubbles'. She wore a blue tank top with a semi-circle neckline at the top that stops above the navel and a black mini-skirt, six bangles on her arms (four blue two yellow). She also wore white tights with black boots while giving a smug look. "Kinda like Rute."
"It's Brute! BRUTE! I'll do the same to you Brat!" growled the Buttercup look-alike, who sported a black, spiked, rockstar hairstyle and wore a black dress with a blue spiked belt and bracelets, one on each hand. She wore white tights and fishnet stockings, along with black boots while giving the blonde a scowl as Brat casually stuck her tongue out. "If I had fingers I'd so flip you off right now!" Brute growled.
"BOTH OF YOU DINGLEBERRIES SHUT UP! Alright you Ape Escape reject, who are you, where are we, and why do I feel the sudden urge to blow up the next town over?" the Blossom counterpart growled crossing her…stubs.
"You are talking to the one who brought you here! By mistake mind you, but it still counts!" he yelled before Brute slapped him across the face several times.
"Answer it monkey!"
"Oooh…I..am the great and super genius, Mojo Jojo." he informed before glaring at them. "And just who are you supposed to be, if not the very little girls who are a constant thorn in my side?"
Hearing this made all three smirk as a massive skull which began to pulsate behind them (referring to the heart seen in both the intro and outro) "WE ARE THE POWERPUNK GIRLS!"
"Berserk!"
"Brat!"
"And Brute!" they spoke announcing themselves as the skull disappeared.
"Uhhhhh…"
"Yes, the skull shows up whenever we do that…we…uhhh actually have no idea where that comes from." Brat spoke uneasily.
"I blame our 'leader'." huffed Brute, making Berserk glare at her.
"Oh put a sock in it, meathead!" Berserk growled as Mojo cleared his throat.
"Now Listen here you miscreants. I created this portal device to take me to a world where I have defeated those poopy powerpuffs and have taken over and since you have come out of it, I can only assume that in your world I am your creator, and as such, I demand you take me there!" Mojo roared as the trio looked at each other and gave mischievous smiles.
"Hmmmmm. Okay, but first put on this blind fold and we'll take you there" Brat spoke, tying a blindfold around Mojo's eyes.
"What? Why do I need to wear this incessant thing?"
"Duh, to surprise you." spoke Brute. "Don't you wanna see it all in one go? It'll be way more fun."
"Hmm. You are right! Now take me there!" He demanded as they grabbed him by the arms and flew off through the window
"Alright! Here we are!" Berserk said as Mojo quickly removed his blindfold and saw…he was at the top of the empire state building.
"Ahhh!" he let out, nearly falling over before grabbing the pole and clung to it as the girls burst out laughing. "What is the meaning of this?!"
"Oh man! The Old empire scare building works every time!" Brute laughed as Mojo scowled.
"Answer me you little runts, why am I here!?"
"Well you said you wanted to be taken to our world and we do own the sky, sooooooo…." Brat chuckled as Mojo tried to reach out and hit her, but he failed.
"Oh can this get any worse!?" He exclaimed as Berserk and Brat grabbed his arms.
"Oh trust me monkey boy..it's about to!" the Powerpunk leader smirked as Mojo could hear the cracking of knuckles as Brute grabbed his underwear and stretched it out before tying it around the pole.
"DEATH WEDGIE SUPREME!" She yelled.
Mojo's eyes crossed each other, letting out a high pitched scream of horrible pain as they let go and let him dangle there with his underwear riding up VERY hard.
"Well Mojo, it's been fun, but we gotta split. Man if this world has villains like you I'd hate to see what pushovers those powerpoopy girls must be!" Brute laughed as she and her sisters flew off back to Townsville.
"...Oh well, at least Mojo still has a shred of dignity left." he groaned…only to hear the sounds of rumbling thunder. He immediately gave an annoyed groan as soon as the rushing downpour hit him. "Then again, perhaps not."
*Townsville*
The Powerpunks arrived back in townsville as quickly as they had left.
"Alright girls, it's time to turn this town upside down." smirked Berserk as Brute cracked her limbs.
"Me first!"
"No way, I'm cuter, so I should go first." bragged Brat.
While Brute and Brat were arguing, Berserk rolled her eyes until she noticed three other streaks of light flying through the sky.
"Hey idiots, take a look." she slapped both on the back of their heads to get their attention.
"Huh?" they said looking up and following the streaks and saw they led to the candy store.
"Let's go take a little look see." Berserk said flying off with her sisters following.
Inside said store, the owner was getting held upside in the air by his shoe by Boomer while Brick and Butch were smashing the containers up and helping themselves to the numerous kinds of sweets.
"Hmmm, let's see what they have today! OOOOOOO SWEET! CHOCO-TWINKIES YES!" Boomer shouted, grabbing nine boxes of the treats while tossing the owner aside without a care.
"Yo dude see if they have any Gummy Boots!" Butch told his brother as she shoved some jawbreakers in his mouth.
"Check-em yourself." he replied while munching on the sweet treats while Brick himself was ripping off the tops of several sugar sticks before dumping the pure sugar right in his gullet.
"Alright, what's going on here?" Berserk growled as she and her sisters crashed through the roof as Butch growled.
"Oh, great it's those stupid Powerpuffs!" he exclaimed as Brute zipped over and sucker-punched him.
"WHO YOU CALLIN' A PUFF!?" She roared as he was sent flying into the wall and slowly sat up while rubbing his jaw.
"Huh…weird ... .you ain't Buttercup. You hit harder and with the aim to kill…..AWESOME!" the Green ruff exclaimed, cracking his….stubs. "Now it's my turn."
"Bring it Princess!" she growled as Butch grabbed a gumball machine and flew at her, knocking her right through the roof with it before letting out a laugh. As he was laughing all he could hear was the sound of someone hocking a loogie, next thing he knew, he was pelted with an explosive ball of phlegm which sent him flying across the city and into a fire hydrant. Standing up, the Green ruff gave a bloodthirsty smile with fire in his eyes.
"HAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! A GIRL THAT CAN KICK MY ASS AND TAKE IT TOO!"
Back with the other pairs, Brat flew up to Boomer who looked her over while she gave a smile.
"What's the matter big boy? Never seen a cute girl before?"
"...Uhh, Brick? Why is Bubbles acting all…hot?" he asked his brother, nervous and kinda enjoying himself.
"Hot? I prefer dangerously sensual~" she spoke as she took a choco-twinkie and swallowed it down with ease as she winked, making his face heat up with Brick sticking his tongue out.
"Gross!" he saw Berserk and raised an eyebrow before smirking. "Wow, and here I didn't think you could get any harder to look at."
"Heh Funny, I could say the same to you; you remind me of these Hooba Dooba Fuck boys from back home." Berserk smirked. "What's your name? Or are you too dense to remember it?"
"You can call me Brick, and something tells me you ain't Blossom." he remarked, making her scoff.
"What kind of stupid name is that?"
"Which one, mine or Blossom?" he smirked, making her chuckle.
"Yeah, I like you already; names Berserk, the blonde Hoe over there (Brat: FUCK YOU!) is my sister Brat and the green one beating the snot out of your brother is Brute. We're the Powerpunks."
"Ha! Good one." he chuckled. "My bro might be more dense than cement, but he ain't no wimp. He's probably mopping the floor with your sister all over this town." Brick chuckled as Butch was sent flying back into the candy store; clothes torn, nose (or at least place where his nose should be) broken, two black eyes, a broken leg, several missing teeth, and scratch marks all over his face.
'Wow!...What a woman!" Butch groaned before passing out.
"You were saying?" smirked Berserk crossing her arms with Brick glaring at her before slapping Butch on his head.
"What the heck happened?" Brick exclaimed.
All he got was a groan with Butch not responding.
Brute crash landed back down into the store looking pretty much the same as Butch. "GET UP YOU WUSS AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!" She roared as much to Brick's surprise Butch got straight back up.
"MA'AM YES MA'AM!" He shouted in excitement.
"Awww, looks like witty Brute has a new pet." mocked Berserk before her sister scowled at her.
"How about I collar you and get you fixed?" Brute growled at her sister as Brat and Boomer were indulging themselves in most of the candy and sweets.
"Oh man! These blueberry munchies are amazing!" Brat exclaimed, eating the squishy gummy candy. "We don't have anything like this back home."
"Heh, really? That sounds….cool." replied Boomer awkwardly, watching her while feeling his face heat up for some reason. He bit into a chocolate bar and looked away. "So…uh…where you from?"
"Oh you know, another dimension. My Dad's the ruler of it. It's filled with wimps who try to overthrow us." she spoke casually.
Hearing that made the Rowdyruffs look at her with confusion before Brick rolled his eyes.
"Well it doesn't matter where you girls came from, you're at least better than those wimpy girls who try to ruin our fun."
"Oh? And what sort of 'fun' is that? Smashing your heads against walls?" smirked Berserk making him smirk back.
"You look like you already got that covered." Brick chuckled.
"You got a bite to you little boy, I like that." replied Berserk making Brick stick out his chest with cockiness. "Well, since we're new here, maybe you three can show us what you think is so fun? Unless you're chicken~?"
"Sure, why not? I think we got enough stuff for the hideout anyway. ALRIGHT BOYS! LET'S RIDE!" Brick shouted as Boomer loaded most of the sweets into a large bag and hoisted it over his shoulder. "Try and keep up." he taunted while tapping Berserk on the chest before the Rowdyruffs all shot up through the roof, making another big hole with the others.
"Oh it's on. Girls! Follow!" barked Berserk before the three shot up with the three colored streak following after them over the city.
*Hideout*
"THIS is your hideout?" Berserk scoffed, the girls looking at the abandoned warehouse filled with random junk and old broken cars littering around into one massive pile. "Pathetic."
"It's better than Brats' closest." remarked Brute making her sister scowl at her.
"Hey!" she growled. "At least I have a little thing called style, ever heard of it, Rute?"
"IT'S BRUTE!" the Green Punk roared at her sister who simply ignored her.
"It's called home." Brick crossed his arms smugly while Butch kicked a huge tire tied to a chain, sending it flying up before Boomer punched it, causing it to swing over the beam it was tied to before it spun too fast and broke down with a crash, making the two bros cheer.
"Yeah, for rats." scoffed Berserk, making Brick stuck out his tongue.
"You gonna complain? Or do you want us to show you how to actually have fun? Or maybe you'd rather read some dumb old book." he jabbed, making her scowl.
"Please! Don't take me for a nerd. If you want fun, we'll show you jokers how a Powerpunk has fun!" Berserk smirked as she took off into the air with her sisters following. Brick and the Rowdyruffs were confused, but decided to follow them anyway into the skies above townsville.
*Elsewhere*
The Punks and Ruffs were on a skyscraper as the boys stood there watching the Powerpunks holding bags of flour.
"Alright Girls, let's show these guys how we have some fun!" Berserk spoke as they opened the bags and flew all over the city spreading the flour everywhere.
"What are they up to?" Boomer questioned Brick.
"Dunno, but whatever it is it looks pretty stupid!" he sneered as the Powerpunks flew back down and dusted off their…stubs.
"There we go, done and done!" Brat smirked.
"That's it? You poured flour all over the town? How was that any fun?" Butch asked disappointed at their motive.
Berserk simply smiled as they could hear the sounds of commotion coming from the streets.
"3….2…1…"
*KABOOM!*
A large explosion could be heard with car horns going off, with the girls looking smug.
The rowdyruffs were surprised as they could see people all over the streets going crazy and fighting each other over the smallest of things.
"Whoa! What did you guys do?" Boomer awed.
"It's our dad's special crazy people powder; we never leave home without it!" Brat smirked.
"Works when we wanna watch everything burn." chuckled Brute with sadistic joy.
"Whoa!...that stuff is crazy strong!" Butch laughed seeing an 80 year old woman dropkick three guys and judo kick/throw about 25 construction workers at once.
"Can we get some?" asked Boomer, making Brat float over with a smile.
"Ah ah, you have to be good if you want any of my flour~" she teased as Boomer's face lit up like fire.
"Alright, not bad, but we can do better." boasted Brick. "Boys? Let's pull out the Rinse Cycle."
"Sweet." chuckled Butch as the three flew through the sky towards the bay. They splashed down into the water as the Punks watched before they began to see a whirlpool beginning to form. Following that was a tornado of water rising up into the air before it moved onto land and came crashing down, flooding the streets with people getting washed away, all of them screaming; part of which came from the sharks that came with the water.
"Pffft Please? A Sharknado? As awesome as that movie is, actually making one is so Lame!" Brute scoffed. "If you guys wanna see some real destruction, watch this!" she grinned as she flew up and cracked her knuckles and calmed herself as she spread open her arms and clapped her hands. The contact immediately sent out a low shockwave that shattered all glass in the radius, while also forming cracks in the ground and building foundations.
"Booooo! Lame!" Butch cried as the green ruff ignored him.
"It's not done yet, chuckles watch!" she said pointing to the fissure that was made as it began to get bigger as rocks began to pile out and form into a massive rock monster.
"Woah." Boomer let out as the monster gnashed it's mouth and let out a roar before stamping off and began crushing or smashing anything that got in its way.
"Pretty sweet huh?" Brute said, punching Butch in his shoulder.
"...Choke me mommy" he spoke nonchalantly.
"What?"
"I said, wow that was cool!" he quickly spoke.
She raised an eyebrow at him before Boomer cracked his neck.
"Eh, that's nothing, watch this!" he flew down near one of the side of the buildings and rotated his arm so fast it turned into a blur, before slamming it into the building and flew back. A large indent was formed before the struction tilted over, slamming into another building, which tilted and hit another one, resulting in a domino effect.
"Ooooooh! Nice one laughing boy, but I can top it!" Brat smirked as she cleared her throat and let out a loud ear piercing screech which created a massive bubble the size of manhattan. She gently poked it, causing it to pop as a huge explosion engulfed the area, freezing all of townsville and covering the city in a huge blizzard that subsided in 45 seconds.
"C-C-C-C-C-C-Cool!" Boomer let out, shivering as the boys were coated in snow with Berserk letting out a flame breath to melt the snow off herself with Brute shaking it off like a wet dog.
"Okay, I'll admit that was awesome, but can you beat this!?" Brick said flying into the air and inhaling a bunch of air before letting out a loud belch that created a huge tornado. It spun across the city, picking up anything in it's path before expelling it out all across.
"Gross, but not bad." remarked Berserk with a nod and smirk.
"The grosser, the better." Brick smirked back. "So, having fun now?"
"Damn right we are!" Berserk smiled as she punched his shoulder.
"Say girls, I've got an idea." Brat wrapped her arms around Boomer's. "Why don't we split up for a bit?"
"Fine by me. Let's go." Brute told Butch with a commanding tone.
Soon the Punks all vanished with their respective Ruffs, leaving the two leaders behind.
"Ugh, morons." Brick groaned.
"Tell me about it."
They turned to the other and smirked before flying off together themselves while the camera cut over to Butch and Brute at the junkyard where Butch was trying to show off his lifting skills.
"Can you lift something like this?" he bragged holding up a truck engine.
She scoffed and casually picked an entire truck with one arm. "I could lift that in my sleep."
"Oh yeah? Well what about this?" dropping the engine, he zipped over and lifted up an old broken down excavator with one arm, before tossing a broken down school bus on top of it. "Pretty strong, huh?"
"Yeah, strong" she smirked before tossing a steamroller and a bulldozer on top. "But are you strong enough?"
Butch let out a grunt at the sudden weight, but kept his footing and managed to keep it all up while giving a grin. "I'm plenty strong for you, babe."
Brute simply smirked and picked up a rusty fork and tossed it onto the top of the pile, causing it to creak and fall on top of Butch. "Hmmm, not strong enough it seems" she chuckled.
He let out a groan with his eyes spinning before she walked over and crouched down near him.
"But I do like a guy who can take a punch then some bullhead who's all talk and no action." she patted his head like a dog, making him smile with a blush.
*Boomer and Brat*
The Blue Punk and Ruff were back at HQ with Brat sitting at the boys table as he brought out a tray with a small tarp.
"Behold! DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!" He exclaimed, revealing a massive chocolate cake that was nine times her size.
"SWEET HOME ALABAMA!" Brat exclaimed as a flow of drool came from her mouth.
"Yeah. My brothers say my desserts are terrible…doesn't stop them from asking me to make Tiramisu from time to time though." he spoke with a blush.
"A cute face and a cook? You're the whole package." she let out, wiping the drool before grabbing a fork and moved to grab some, but stopped and smiled. "Oh Boomer? Could you be a dear and feed me it?"
"Ohhh…uhhhh…sure?" he said as he grabbed the fork, picked up a slice of cake, and directed a piece towards her mouth.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! THIS IS AMAZING!...it melted in my mouth! How did you even make this?" she asked as he gave a shrug.
"I don't know, all I remember is breaking into the bakery and eating a chocolate cake. The next thing I knew I knew how to make it." he spoke. "After that I started learning how to make more stuff, but my brothers think they're all 'girly' and 'fancy'." he said with a small huff as this intriguing Brat.
"Hmmm, so you can make any kind of dessert just by the taste alone ... .hmmm that's a fun power to have." she giggled.
"Heh, ya think so?" he blushed before she gave him a half lidded look.
"Do you want a taste of me~?"
His whole face turned bright red with steam shooting out of his ears. "I…Uhhhhhhhh….I ….Uhhhhhhhh": he stammered as she fell over laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA…..So…what else can you make for me~?"
"P-P-Plenty! Anything you want!" he let out quickly.
*Brick and Berserk*
The two leaders were currently at the top of city hall, throwing rocks at the cars below. The rocks thrown were hitting and breaking through them like they were made of paper.
"Ooh, nice shot." remarked Berserk as Brick's throw went through three cars at once.
"Yeah? Bet you can do one better!" he taunted.
"Oh please, I know I could." she picked up a new one, tossed it up a few times, then chucked it. The rock flew with flames covering it before it smashed into the side of a van and caused it to explode.
"Not bad!" he laughed with a sigh. "Man, it's actually pretty nice."
"What? Getting your butt beaten?" she taunted.
"No, I mean hanging with a girl who's not so uptight and can actually cut loose." he chuckled as she rolled her eyes and punched his shoulder.
"Yeah, guess it's cool hanging out with a guy who's not a self righteous snob!"
Both of them shared a laugh together before letting out happy sighs together.
"Hey, I bet I can do something you never could." he challenged her.
'Oh yeah? Doubt it."
"Oh? So you can speak several different languages?"
Hearing this made Berserk roll her eyes and scoff. "Please, you can barely speak english!" she chuckled.
"Oh yeah? Alright, pick a language."
"French!"
"Oh oui? Je parie que vous ne vous attendiez pas à être prouvé si vite, hein?" Translation: "Oh yeah? Bet you didn't expect to be proven wrong so fast, huh?"
"Beginners luck. Swedish."
"Åh snälla, det är alldeles för lätt för mig att göra med små eller inga problem toots!" Translation: "Oh Please, That's way too easy for me to do with little to no problem toots!"
She frowned as he gave a smug look and crossed her arms. "Spanish."
Brick rolled his eyes. "¡Wow manera de elegir el idioma más fácil de aprender, elige algo más difícil!" Translation: "Wow, way to pick the easiest language to learn, pick something harder!"
She growled and stamped her foot. "Chinese!"
"Hmmmm Which chinese? Traditional, simplified or literary?" he smirked.
"The hardest kind!"
"老實說，這三個都很難學，但重要的是你如何忍受它 (Traditional) 但仅仅因为我是一个肉头，并不意味着我毕竟不是我的兄弟 (Simplified) 然则是者,其次也?" Translation: "Honestly, all three are hard to learn, but what matters is how you put up with it (traditional) But just because I'm a meathead, doesn't mean I'm not smart. I'm not my brothers after all (Simplified) So what next? (literary)" he spoke giving her the smuggest of looks.
Berserk started to fume and looked in thought before a lightbulb clicked and she gave a smug look. "Oh yeah? Well there's one language that's hardly easy and not many have it down; latin."
Brick was about to open his mouth…until he realized he didn't know Latin. Looking at her expression, he crossed his arms and looked away. "So what? It's just one."
"YES! That means I win! Hahahaha!...buuut, I think I know another language you don't know" she smirked.
"Oh yeah? What's that?" he asked as she flew up and kissed his cheek.
"Love~"
"AHH!" he let out, jumping back with wide eyes and a red cheek as she smirked. "W-Wh-What was that for?!"
"What? Can't handle a cute girl kissing you?" she teased as Brick realized that..he wasn't growing any larger.
"Hey, what's going on?" he looked himself over. "I'm not any bigger."
"...Oh I see, you like THAT kind of fun~ I knew you were the best pick for me~" she giggled as Brick was going to say more, but decided to question it for later.
"Uh…maybe we should get back to the others." he was getting a weird feeling now.
Berserk went over and grabbed his arm and pulled him close. "Hmmmm, what's the rush~?"
*Boomer and Brat*
Boomer was covered in flour as he laid tired on the floor having made numerous cakes and pies for Brat to snack on. "I…can't…bake…no…more…." he groaned as Brat had finished the last cake and wiped her mouth.
'Oh man! That was better than the last one. Boomer, you're awesome!' she cheered.
He tried to let out a happy sound with his arm raised up, but all he managed was a louder groan.
"Mmmmm. Those sweets were tasty…buuuut, I think I want something sweeter~" she smirked, floating down to him as he slowly sat up.
"Ugh…is it a Zabaglione? I need more sugar cubes if you want that.' he said before finding his cheeks pushed together by Brat who licked her lips.
"No, this~" before pressing her lips against his. Boomer began to flail his arms like crazy as she broke the kiss. "Wait what? But…but you can't eat me! I'm not a dessert!" he panicked as she held him down and her face met his.
"Hehehehe, you are tonite~" she giggled.
*Butch and Brute*
Both of the green clad kids were panting and trying to catch their breath, the area around them looking like a nuke went off.
"...Give…up…..yet?' Butch panted.
"Not….even…close…" Brute let out.
Butch tried to tackle her, only for Brute to grab his arm and pin him onto the ground and smirked before she surprised him with a deep kiss.
"Ay yo, what the fuck!?" Butch shouted trying to escape her grasp, but failing.
"Alright Big man time to see how you handle a REAL challenge~" she growled with a smirk on her face as Butch heavily blushed.
"B-B-But I thought we were already doing that!" he stammered.
*The next day*
The rowdyruffs were lounging on their couch, all three were drained…and covered in kiss marks and in their underwear.
"So…that was Sex." Boomer groaned.
"It was…awesome…and hard." Butch got out.
"Yeah…for some reason I don't want to do it again until I'm married." Brick mentioned.
"Married!?" Boomer sat up.
"Don't look at me! Berserk mentioned it first!" he defended himself as he got himself up to try and get dressed with a groan.
"Man, those girls are crazy. Way better than the powerpuffs…but they're starting to creep me out!" Boomer said flying off to get an ice pack for his head.
"That's nothing, I think Brute mentioned finding a collar for me when we were going at it." muttered Butch.
"You think that's bad? Brat shoved her entire fist up my ass!...don't get me wrong, it was awesome but still!" Boomer exclaimed.
"Tell me about it, Berserk used her ribbons as a whip and cracked my balls. You wanna talk about pain!" Brick shouted, throwing his brothers their clothes. "You don't know nothing compared to that!"
"Well at least it's finally over." Butch sighed in content.
"You said it." replied Boomer before hearing a bang on the front door to the warehouse.
The boys were confused until the roof of their home was torn off by Brute.
"MORNIN' BOYS! WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF SLAP THE PICKLE!" She shouted as Butch paled.
"Not slap the pickle!" he whimpered.
Brat zipped down to Boomer with a seductive smile. "Hey big boy, you miss me~?"
"Uhhhh yeah a…a little?" he blushed nervously, feeling uncomfortable by her being so close to him.
"Have any dreams about me?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh….seven!" he answered quickly, making her giggle.
"You're adorable." she gave his cheek a tug while Berserk flew down beside Brick who tried to focus on getting dressed and not turn to her.
"Hey handsome, why bother with the clothes?' she smirked.
"...Cause I hate being naked in public?" he spoke like it was obvious.
"Why? I thought you were tough, macho, and did whatever you wanted no matter what anyone else said?"
"I am ... .I just have common sense" he told her. 'Not to mention if she sees me naked, she'll drag me down and we'll go at it again. I need a rest after what happened!'
"Hmph! Fine I guess you can stay clothed….for today at least~" she winked while pecking him on the cheek.
"So, what are we doing today?" Brat asked as the rowdyruffs all froze.
'Uhhhh, well the boys and I were just gonna ...stay here today watch some movies and play some video games you know?' Brick spoke with a nervous chuckle as Boomer titled his head in confusion.
'What? Brick you said we were gonna go to Citysville and rob their annual buffet parade and…" He was cut off by Butch shoving a sock in his mouth.
"Hehehehehe, no more talking!" growled his brother as Brute raised an eyebrow.
"Sure doesn't sound like you were gonna stay home."
"That's just Boomer, running his mouth and talking crazy." Butch quickly said as Boomer tried to say something else only for his brother to shove another sock in his mouth. "He just LOVES talking random stuff that he doesn't mean." he growled the last part to his brother.
"...!" Boomer FINALLY realized what his brother was getting at and rapidly nodded his head in agreement.
"So you girls can probably do your own thing, nothing big happening today." Brick spoke up.
"Awwww, but I wanted to have some fun with Boomy!" Brat pouted as Boomer gave a shrug in resignation.
Butch had to cover his mouth and snickered, making his brother glare at him.
"Well ...okay. C'mon girls, let's go see if we can blow up more of this town." Berserk said as they hat all flew off.
All three of the boys let out sighs of relief before Boomer socked Butch in the face.
"That's for snickering!"
"Hey! No fair!" he whined.
"Clam it you two!" Brick snapped with a frown. "Now that they're gone, we can go and do what we had planned."
"The movies, games, or the parade?"
"Hmmmmmmm…ALL OF IT!"
"WOOHOO!" Butch and Boomer shouted before they flew off, unaware that they were being followed.
*Citysville*
The trio had made their way to the city that should've been burned down years ago and saw that the Parade was now underway.
"Alright boys, here's the plan: we split up and steal as much as we can fit in our pockets!" Brick exclaimed.
"But what if it can't fit?" asked Boomer.
Brick gave his brother a deadpan look before slapping him in the back of his head. "Just steal what you can Nimrod" he sighed as they all flew off in separate ways.
*Butch*
Butch looked around the area, noting numerous people were helping themselves to the various food stands and licked his lips. "Oh yeah! Time to help myself to those ribs!' he exclaimed as he cracked his knuckles and clapped them hard, sending the people flying and screaming away as he grabbed a nearby plate. "Now for the sauce!" he said looking around as Brute handed him a bottle.
"Here ya go"
"Thanks!...WAIT BRUTE!? WHY ARE YOU HERE!?" he cried out seeing the girl crossing her arms with a frown.
"So, enjoying your 'movies'?" she frowned as he began to sweat.
"Uhhhhhhh….we were getting snacks?" he smiled nervously.
"Cut the crap! We know you three lied!"
"...Uhhhh….MAGICAL DISAPPEARANCE!" Butch shouted, throwing the sauce in her face and quickly flying off with the ribs.
She wiped the sauce from her face before it turned bright red as she zipped off after him. "GET BACK HERE!"
*Boomer*
Boomer was eating inside of an empty chinese restaurant that he had cleared out. "Hmmmm. I just Love these eggrolls and Veggie noodles!" he exclaimed as he happily ate the food before seeing a Fortune cookie. "Oooh! Fortune cookie, best part of the meal" he smiled as he opened the cookie and read the fortune. "You are about to face immense pain" he read as Brat slowly floated down next to him with her arms crossed. 'Huh? Wonder what that means?"
"Oh Boomy."
Boomer tensed up and slowly turned his head. "B-B-Brat?"
"Yeah that's right! I can't believe you would Lie to me. I thought you loved me!" she frowned as she started to cry.
"Now…Now I…I do it's just that…Uhhhhhh…I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!' he suddenly shouted before flying off in a panic as her hair erupted in rage fire.
"BOOMER! GET BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!" She roared. She flew off after him with her trail looking like it was in flames.
*Brick*
The rowdyruff leader was eating a plate of pasta puttanesca with garlic bread as the Italian restaurant he cleared out was empty.
"Man, Italian food just hits differently!" he sighed in content downing a bottle of wine. "It's got way more kick than that sweet stuff Boomer makes. I need me something that packs a real punch."
*PUNCH!*
Brick was set flying as Berserk had punched him directly in his face. "Ugh ... .my face"" he groaned.
"Is that enough 'punch' for ya?" She growled as Brick tried to say something, only for her to slap his face. "NON POSSO CREDERE CHE TU MI ABBIA MENTITO DOPO TUTTO QUELLO CHE TI ABBIAMO PASSATO E MI HAI ABBANDONATO COME SPAZZATURA!" she shouted in Italian. Translation: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LIE TO ME! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH! YOU JUST UP AND DITCH ME LIKE TRASH!"
"B-But we just met each other yesterday! It's barely been a day!" he tried to defend himself while crawling away.
"It doesn't matter, you said you loved me and here I find out you didn't even want to spend the day with me!" she growled.
"Well…I mean, technically we did spend the day together yesterday." he said nervously as he saw her eyes glowing as she tried to zap him with laser vision. He zipped out of the way before he took off into the air without a second thought. 'Gotta find the boys and fast!' he thought as he quickly sped off.
*MEANWHILE BACK IN TOWNSVILLE*
The Utonium Family Finally showed up in this chapter as they had been away on vacation for a few days. And suffice to say when they came back and took notice of the glaringly huge amount of destruction done to the town, they were horrified.
"WHAT HAPPENED!?" Blossom shouted in shock as Bubbles and Buttercup quickly flew around to see if anyone was hurt or worse dead. Luckily no casualties ...except for the Practices, they were killed in their burnt house, but that's not important.
"I wanna know who did all this!" growled Buttercup.
"Uhhhh girls? I can take a wild guess!' Bubbles said, pointing to the Rowdyruffs insignia that was carved on the ground.
"Oooh, those three have done it now." fumed Blossom. "Let's find them and show them what happens when you mess with Townsville!"
"Yeah!" Bubbles and Buttercup shouted as the Puffs heard a huge explosion in the distance and noticed it came from Citysville.
"Come on girls, time to kick butt!"
Blossom said as that quickly flew off over the horizon to Citysville.
*Back with the rowdyruffs*
"FLY FASTER YOU IDIOTS!" Brick yelled at his brothers as they dodged each laser blast and thrown car that was being sent their way.
"I JUST WANTED TO EAT SOME RIBS!" Butch shouted, spitting out the rib bones like a gun towards Brute who easily caught them and began to suck on them. "Oh crap! I MADE HER HORNY!"
"Mine's already horny!" cried Boomer who nearly got hit by a laser beam before one zapped his pants and rendered them ashes, but leaving his underwear intact.
'Dammit there's gotta be something we can do!' Brick thought as he noticed three colored streaks coming right for them. '...THE POWERPUFFS!?...never thought I'd be happy to see them!' he thought.
"Hold it right there Rowdyruff Boys!" they shouted as all six of them stopped flying.
"POWERPUFF GIRLS…... .ya know I never thought I'd say this ... .I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!" Boomer shouted.
"You three are going to…." Bubbles stopped when she took notice of the Powerpunks and looked blown away.
"Whoa! It's like looking in a mirror!' Blossom said as she and Berserk sized each other up.
"Ugh that bow looks ugly!"
"Hey my bow isn't ugly!" Blossom huffed.
"What kinda haircut is that?" Brute questioned with a scoff.
"Hey! My haircut is way. It's better than that rat nest you call hair!" Buttercup growled.
"...I like your dress!" Bubbles smiled.
"Eh yours is cool too, but your voice irritates me" Brat spoke.
"Hey!"
"See? Like that."
"Anyway if we're done here Fakers, we were just taking OUR boyfriends away!" Berserk huffed grabbing Brick's arm.
"Yeah!" Brat and Brute clung to their respective ruff, as the PPG's eyes widened.
"Boyfriends?!" the Puffs AND Ruffs shouted.
"Yeah that's right you Blonde Hussy, Boomy and I are a Couple and If you want him then you're gonna have to take him from me!" Brat growled.
"Try to take my dog from me, and I'll turn your spine into a backscratcher." Brute growled at Buttercup.
"Why am I a dog, why can't I be a wolf!?" he whined in confusion.
'Yeah! And My Brick is off limits to you miss goody goody!" Berserk snapped at Blossom as Brick mouthed out the words 'HELP ME!' to her.
The girls all looked baffled and shared a look with each other before Blossom cleared her throat.
"Well, we WERE going to make them pay for wrecking our town, but…you seem busy right now." Blossom said as her sisters nodded.
"Yeah ,we think you guys having such amazing girlfriends is good enough" Buttercup smirked.
"Have fun." Bubbles giggled, all of the Ruffs paling as they watched the Powerpuff fly off back to Townsville.
"NO DON'T LEAVE…TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Boomer shouted in a panic.
"I WANNA LIVE! I WANNA LIVE!" Butch let out as Brute's grip on him was like steel.
"TAKE ME TO JAIL! TAKE ME TO JAIL! JUST HAVE MERCY!" Brick yelled.
"Well then girls, what do you say we show our boys what happens when you try to lie?" Berserk smirked as she and her sisters all brought out large black 75 inch dildos.
The boys all gulped as they let out whimpers of fear.
*Back with Mojo*
Poor Mojo was still stuck on top of the empire state building…now charred and burnt from the numerous lightning strike he had to endure.
"...oh well…at least it can't get any worse" he groaned…only for his underwear to snap and plummeting to the ground. "...nevermind." he groaned in pain.
*Mojo's lab*
Back at the Volcano Lab Mojo's portal began to slowly reactivate as another portal had opened up and three silhouetted beings flew out.
"Are you sure this is where they went Boz?' one asked as another began to type on his watch, pulling up a hologram of the Powerpunks.
"I'm Positive Blast, my scanner shows the Punks are definitely in this dimension!" he spoke as the last one cracked his knuckles.
"Alright, time to get those girls back in jail!"
"Calm down Breakus, we can't cause to much damage here, remember what Mom said?" Boz warned.
"Yeah yeah fine, lets just go already!" Breakus spoke as the three flew out of the lab into the sky.