Crazy trouble with love part 10
Lipstick Vanity and Spike
Series: My Little Pony
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Spike hummed to himself, carrying a bag of groceries he just got for Twilight who was napping after he 'convinced' her to take a break, using a brick. "Twilight is going to kick my ass later, but this was totally worth it." He snickered, having gotten the idea from Pinkie.
Meanwhile, a few stalls over, we see a mare who had just finished buying her stuff. She had a grayish blue coat with a pale magenta mane and tail with the mane going down the side of her neck, holding a bag with her magic and looking pleased.
"I feel so pretty, now that I have all of these with me." She said, not paying attention to where she was going. "I wonder which color I'll try first." She said, unaware of who was in front of her.
In no time, both of them made contact and wound up crashing against the other, dropping their stop and falling to the ground in a pile.
"Oof!" Said Spike. "Oh, sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going."
"No, I was doing the same thing, so it's both our fault." The mare replied. She got up and used her magic to pick her bag back up, giving him a glook as he moved to fill his own bag back up. "Hey, aren't you Spike?"
"That's me, the one and only dragon who just so happens to be the right hand to Princess Twilight." he replied with a prideful smirk.
"Cool."
"So you already know my name, can I get yours?"
"I'm Lipstick Vanity, and I have 2 favorite things. 1 is putting on lipstick and the other one is making out." she smirked, Spike looking at her in confusion.
"That's a...new one, not gonna lie."
"What?"
"Well no offense, I just never met somepony who wore lipstick."
"Well just so you know, I was hoping to find someone who'd like to have a face full of lipstick marks."
"And finding one is hard because...?"
"Ugh, you didn't pick up on the clues that I want your help testing out my new lipstick?"
"What?!" Spike gasped.
"And I'm not taking no for an answer." she gave a hungry grin, making Spike gulp and move to back up, only for her magic to engulf him and pick him up. "Behind the bushes, now."
"Wait, but I gotta get these groceries back to my place, Twilight could wake up any moment."
Meanwhile...
"I might wake up at any moment...nah..." Then she continued sleeping.
"Oh don't worry so much, this is gonna be worth it."
And when they were behind the bushes, she got on top of him!
"I-I'm not sure about this." he blushed, making her giggle.
"Aww, am I going to be your first?"
"Yeah, and I have a crush on this other mare."
"Rarity, the whole town knows." She said.
"It's not that obvious...is it?"
"It really is, now live a little, why don't you?" She picked out a tube from her bag and opened it, showing a pink color before applying it to her lips.
'Wow...I don't know why, but seeing her apply that lipstick is turning me on a little.' He thought, something only faintly twitching down there.
After she was done, she smacked her lips and leaned down near his face. "Pucker up~"
"Okay, but trust me, I-I-I won't enjoy it."
"Oh we'll see about that~"
Spike closed his eyes and puckered his lips. He felt her lips make contact, with the unicorn moaning as she massaged his lips with her own. She then slipped her tongue into his mouth, causing his eyes to shoot open! 'Tongue!?' He thought, she the pulled away and proceeded to plant big kissing marks all over his face. 'Celestia help me, I'm getting hard!'
Meanwhile...
"No." Said Celestia.
"Huh?" Said Raven. "What were you saying no to?"
"I don't know...I just blurted it out..."
"Uh...ok, your majesty."
Back to Spike and Lipstick Vanity...
Back with Spike, he now found her sucking on his neck!
"W-Wait! No hickies! I don't want people to ask where I got it!"
"Mmmm, but that's part of the fun~" she purred in his ear before sucking on a spot that made him jump and let out a yelp.
"Gaaaah~" He let out a tiny fireball as he moaned.
"Oooh, is this your little sensitive spot~?"
"Stop~" He moaned.
"You are so cute, I don't wanna stop." She slammed her lips against his lips and sucked so hard it seemed like she intended to suffocate the dragon.
'Breathe out your nose Spike, don't die!' He thought to himself. Her lips felt like they were wrestling against his own, and his body was getting more and more excited as a result.
'There's something about the scaly feeling of his lips that I like.' she thought before pulling back, their lips stretching out before coming undone with a 'pop!', leaving a lipstick mark on Spike's lips. "That was great, I'm leaving now, I'll come for more of you tomorrow." She got up and walked away.
"Y-You're gonna do this again?!" Spike said while getting up.
"Yeah, see you tomorrow..." And then the camera does a close up of Lipstick Vanity's lips. "...boyfriend."
Spike felt shivers hearing that as she walked away. 'She only said that jokingly...she doesn't actually mean that right?'
He took the moment to grab the groceries and rush back home, while using the bag to try and hide his erection.
Later back at home...
"SPIKE!" Shouted Twilight. "I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"Aaaaaaah!" Spike shrieked.
The next day...
Spike grumbled as he swept up the floors, something Twilight was punishing him for and expected to be done by the time she came back. "At least this keeps me away from her." He said to himself.
He swept the dust bunnies over near a corner before hearing a knock at the door. "Oh good, someone to talk to...I hope..."
He went over and opened it, only for his eyes to widen in surprise with Lipstick Vanity giving him a smile. "Ah!"
"Hey there, lover boy."
"Uh, look, I have a long day of doing chores ahead of me, I really can't spend time with you today."
"Fine, I'll hang out in your room." she walked inside and closed the door behind her without giving Spike a chance to speak up.
'My room? Hah, she's gonna see all my geek stuff and totally dump me!' he thought before getting picked up by her magic.
"So tell me, are we all alone?"
"Yeah?" He said as they entered his room.
"Hey, what's this?" Said Lipstick Vanity as she looked at the comic book.
'Check and mate, she'll see the comic book, think I'm lame, dump me and I won't have to worry about her lips ever again.'
"Oooh, Power Ponies."
"Huh? You're into Power Ponies?"
"Ever since that awesome movie, yeah."
'Dammit, curse movie studios making superheroes cool with casual audiences.'
"My new boyfriend being a geek makes this even better~" She said before getting on his bed. "Ooh, a pretty big bed...big enough for 2 even..." She said before getting under the sheets. "Wow, nice and comfy sheets too?"
"Uh, yeah." he looked at the door and tried tiptoeing towards it, but found himself grabbed by magic and pulled back right on the bed.
"Nope, we're making out in your bed." she grinned before holding a tube of lipstick and started applying a light blue shade to her lips.
"But uh babe, I still need to finish my chores." he gulped before she squashed his cheeks together to pucker his lips before pressing hers against his with a hum. 'Okay Spike, just give her what she wants and then she'll leave, but remember don't get hard! Please don't get hard, because if we start fucking she'll never leave!' he tried kissing back as best as possible, which made her moan as a result. 'I won't get hard!' He thought, but no, he was getting hard.
Lipstick herself held onto his cheeks, massaging the lips like an expert while keeping him pinned beneath her.
'I gotta get out of this.' He thought fast and spanked her flank!
Her eyes widened before pulling back with a 'pop', looking at him with a grin. "Well someone's a naughty boy~, I like that~"
'Why do I keep digging myself into a deeper hole?' Spike thought as she started littering his face with lots of kiss marks, before going down and kissing his neck, and then further down to kiss his chest. "Woah there!" Spike then pushed her off him.
"Huh? But I was about to suck your dick."
"I finish my chores or Twilight will get pissed at me, so I can't release all my energy for sex right now."
"Hmph, fine, I'll be back though and when I do come back, I'll be leaving kiss marks all over your dick." She got off the bed and walked away. "Don't go touching it now~" she called, giving her flank a shake before leaving the room.
'I'll lose my virginity, but not to her!'
Later that night, Spike was having a dream about him and Rarity.
"So Rarity, I've been meaning to ask." He said while pulling out a small box.
"About what Spikey-Wikey?" she fluttered her eyelashes, making his face heat up.
"I was wondering if you'd marry me!" He said while getting down on one knee.
"Fuck yeah, I knew you were crazy for me." Said Vanity.
"What?!" his eyes widened, the new mare suddenly in Rarity's place. "W-Wait a minute! Where's Rarity?!"
"Who cares? Forget her, you're my boyfriend now." She said before applying rainbow lipstick.
"Oh no!" he turned and tried to run, but found his tail grabbed by her as she gave him a hungry smirk.
"Oh yes~" She then threw him onto a heart shaped bed with flower petals littering the floor and candles lighting the room.
"Oh no..."
"Hey Spike now how's about you put on some lipstick too so we can litter each other with kiss marks?"
"B-But I'm a guy!"
"Don't care, it'll still be so hot!" She said, applying the rainbow lipstick to his lips. "Now let's get to it!"
Spike quickly woke up! He looked left and right, but saw he was back in his bed with no unicorn in sight. "I better be more on guard tomorrow..." he muttered, wiping the sweat from his brow, before taking note of the tent he was pitching. "But first I better take care of this." He then pulled out candid pictures of Rarity. "I still can't believe she didn't notice me taking this picture of her in the shower."
The next morning Spike was walking through Ponyville, wearing a mask and pants. Rainbow Dash took notice of this unusualness and flew towards him.
"Spike, what is this?" Asked Rainbow Dash. "Because if you accidentally joined a street gang, I'll beat their flanks for you."
"No, I'm just having girl problems." Spike whispered to her. "So I can handle it myself."
"Girl problems?" she raised an eyebrow before snickering. "Wait, let me guess, Rarity?"
"Nope, a mare named Lipstick Vanity forced me into being her boyfriend."
"Damn, you scored a bombshell."
"How?!"
"Spike, she's hot, I think you should just-" And then Rainbow Dash was shoved out of the way by said mare.
"Hey there, Spike. I found a nice dark place just for us." she fluttered her eyes, making him yelp and take off running. "Aww, you wanna play tag? Ok, I'll play~" She then ran after him!
"Help! She wants to 'Slay' the dragon!"
Then the citizens saw an old mare.
"Hey there youngins', nice day today."
"So you like slaying dragons huh? Well we'll show you old bitch!" Said a stallion leading the charge. "There she is get her!"
Spike ducked behind a tree and tried to catch his breath, peeking around the side to see if she was following, but didn't see her. "Okay Spike...you might need to go incognito in the Dragon Lands for a while. She should forget about you by then."
"Mind if I kiss you goodbye?"
Spike looked to the side and there she was! "Aw crap." he got his face grabbed before she peppered his face with kisses.
After letting go, Spike saw his reflection in a nearby window
"What the?" Spike said. "You're wearing a gray lipstick, how do I have a blue kiss mark here? A green kiss mark here and a white with red polka-dots kiss mark here?"
"It's a magical lipstick called Surprise Me."
"Well...I'm certainly surprised..." He said while backing away.
"No running from me now." She said while walking right beside him. "We're gonna make-out with this."
"Brown lipstick?"
"It's actually chocolate that I can apply to my lips, and then my lover licks it off."
'Is she trying to make me pop a boner in public?!' He thought as she applied it and tried running, but she held him in place by the tip of his tail using her hoof.
"Nope, we're gonna test this out at my place."
He found himself picked up by magic before she carried him off in the opposite direction.
Later at Lipstick Vanity's home...
She opened the door and walked inside, making sure to close and lock the door behind them. "Here we are, home sweet home."
"Nice place." He commented on the clean living room, the smell of perfume wafting through the air.
"Thanks, but we're not gonna do it here~"
He sat on the couch, and then she got on his lap, lips with chocolate on them.
"Come and get it~" she closed her eyes and puckered her lips, holding Spike close enough to where he couldn't back away even if he tried.
Seeing no way out, well except maybe killing her with her...but of course he wouldn't try killing her since she didn't do anything to wrong him. So he just went ahead and started licking the chocolate on her lips before sucking on her lower lips.
'What am I doing? Why can't I just say no?' He thought.
He then stopped seeing that he licked off all the chocolate.
"Ooh, my turn to lick it off of your lips now." She said. She smashed their lips together and lapped all across his lips like she was a dog, letting out a moan of excitement as a result. Her tongue hungrily coiled around his. 'Give mama her sweets~'
'Can someone get me outta this please?' He thought.
She held his lips in place before pulling back, their lips stretching out as a result before separating with a 'Pop!'. "Are you sure you don't like this? You seemed pretty into it."
"I...uh...y-you're thinking too hard into it!"
"Sure I am." She sassed him before putting more on her lips. "Ready for seconds on sweets?"
Spike said nothing, he just leaned in and started licking again. 'This ain't good...I'm actually...starting...to...WAAAAANT!' he thought, his eyes suddenly widening as he felt something inside him come undone.
He was now seriously squeezing her against his body, he wasn't holding anything back.
'Oooh! Now that's what I'm talking about.'
He pushed her down and was grinding his body against hers.
'Trying to dom me? Yeah right.' She thought. 'Let me show you how it's REALLY done~'
Spike, despite the sudden strength boost, could feel his strength being drained as Liptsick Vanity sucked really hard as she kissed him! It was like he felt the energy inside him get literally sucked out from the more experienced mare.
Spike's sudden rage started dying down and he returned to normal. His arms flailed around as the suction from her kissing increased. 'Ah! P-p-please stop! You saved me from greed already!'
'Mmmm, now we're talking!'
After a while, we see Lipstick Vanity exiting her house with Spike on her back.
"Spike? Spiiike? Where'd you go?" Rainbow Dash called.
"Oh, hey there, you looking for this?" She said, walking over to her.
"What did you do to him?!" she gaped, wide eyed at the kiss marks all over the dragon who was dazed and looked out of it.
"Just made out obviously." She then placed Spike on RD's back.
"Okay, byeeee." Rainbow Dash then looked at the unconscious dragon. "I think me and Twi gotta talk about a restraining order."
(Later)
"W-Wait, please don't make me go out."
"You've been hiding inside for a week, I don't care if she's after you, go get laid!"
"You haven't had to deal with her! She's insatiable!"
"Well I'm not gonna write up a restraining order, just so you know."
"Traitor!" Spike was now outside the castle. "Okay...maybe if I cheat on her, she'll dump me."
"Nah, I'd just convince her to join in on kissing you." Said Vanity.
"AHH!" Spike jumped up in the air before landing in Vanity's outstretched hooves.
"Dawww, I caught a dwagon." she teased.
"Please stop! I just wanna relax with my guy friends today...playing some Ogres and Oubliettes."
"Ooh, I call being the princess you gotta wake up with a kiss." she winked making him jump out of her arms and take off running. "Ahh, I love this game~"
"AAAAAAH, she still wants to slay the dragon!"
Then the citizens of Ponyville turned around.
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old mare?"
"I loved the young ponies." Said the old mare as they surrounded her again.
Spike darted near a bush and looked left and right before finding Lipstick Vanity's hooves reaching out from behind. He let out a cry as he got yanked inside with the bush shaking as hearts appeared over it with the sounds of kissing heard loud and clear. It shook harder before Spike jumped out with blue kiss marks on his face and took off with Vanity poking her head out with a smirk.
"I've got several more to try out Spikey-Wikey~!"
"Dammit, when will this chapter end?" he questioned before he ran into Sugarcube corner and saw Pinkie. "Pinkie! You gotta hide me!"
"Okay, hold still."
"What do you mean hold still?"
Hours later...
Pinkie Pie was now wheeling a cake into Sugarcube Corner. "Who's ready for the Spike appreciation party?"
'Spike appreciation party?' Spike thought, while breathing through an air tube that led outside. 'Huh, well a little celebration for all the hard work I do IS overdue.'
In the room were Rarity, Twilight, Gabby, Prince Thorax, Ember, Smolder, Garble, Starlight Glimmer, Big Macintosh, Discord, and a whole lot of crystal ponies.
"I don't know if you guys are aware, but Spike recently got a girlfriend."
'How did she hear about that?'
"Oooh, and here I thought our little dragon was too young for that." joked Discord.
"Hurrah to the hero of the Crystal Empire finding love!" All of the Crystal Ponies cheered.
Spike blushed crimson. 'Aw come on! Who else heard about what's going on?!'
"And here's the lovely lady that tames the dragon herself!" Said Pinkie as Lipstick Vanity entered the room.
'Oh my fucking Celestia!' Spike thought.
As the crowd cheered, Gabby and Ember turned their heads out of jealousy.
"Aww, don't be jealous, I heard on good word that she's willing to share." Said Pinkie Pie.
'Oh come on!'
"Now then, let's get Spike out of this cake!" She pressed a button that caused a springboard to make Spike pop out of it!
His eyes darted around at the visitors and felt his face heat up as the cheering got louder.
"Ooh, there you are, why don't we give your adoring fans a show?" Said Vanity as she climbed the cake.
"Let's not!"
"Too late!" And now they were making a mess of the cake as they made out on it. Vanity made sure to moan as loud as possible as the crowd watched. Some of whom cheered with others looking away or were unsure on what to do.
Sometime later the party had ended and we now see Spike leaving.
"Dammit, how do I make her go away?" Spike complained.
"Why not just sleep with her?" Discord suggested. "If she desires passion, then why not go all the way?"
"I don't know if that's gonna work, I tried kissing back, my greed form gave it a try and those 2 things failed miserably."
"If you're not gonna try, then may as well put on the wedding ring now."
"Not funny." he crossed his arms with the spirit of disharmony chuckling.
"Who says I was kidding?"
Spike stopped walking. "You really think that sex will be enough for her?"
"Well if she's stuck with you this whole time, chances are she's not in any rush to go looking for anypony else. After all, you must be doing something right to make her chase after you again and again."
Spike sighed at what Discord told him, but he hopes it'll work. 'I hope she leaves me alone after I do her...if not, guess I know who I'm marrying...'
(Later)
"Ok, I gotta be tough and strong, don't give in like before." He said. "I will be the dom!"
With that, he soon found himself at her house and knocked on the door.
"Vanity! It's me Spike!"
'Spike? Has he finally given up? He's coming to me this time.' thought the pony who smiled and came to the front door, putting on her best seductive face when she opened it. "Why hello there."
"I'm ready to fuck you!"
"Well it's ABOUT time big boy~" She then dragged him into her home and carried Spike all the way to her bedroom. "I thought maybe I was gonna have to keep leading the entire time."
"Well guess what? Once I start taking the lead, you'll stop being such a horn dog!"
"Oh really now?"
"Yeah! So how about you get over here and suck me off!" Spike demanded as he sat on the bed.
"Don't mind if I do~" Her head was now facing Spike's crotch. She started licking it, trying to make the dick come out.
The dragon let out a groan with his body responding as his dick started to rise out of its sheath.
"Cute and hung? Amazing." she grinned before grabbing a lipstick tube and applied a green coat before she started to kiss the dick, making him jump. "What happened to domming me?"
"I-I am! I'm m-making you do this!" Spike tried taking charge by grabbing her head and shoving his dick down her throat! Her lips touching the base of his dick! Leaving a green kissing mark around his dick! "Ahhhh! S-See?"
'Mmm, not bad~' She stared up at him, a little impressed. 'This just got better~'
Spike held her head and made it move back and forth. 'Nice and steady Spike, don't wanna break her neck.' He thought. 'Remember how Discord and Fluttershy do it...a sex ed lesson I didn't need but what can you do when it's Discord teaching you?'
Vanity hummed and made sure to roll her tongue around the tip, making him groan as she chuckled in her head. 'Show this mare what this dragon has in store for her.'
He made sure to pull her hair, to show he means business! "C-Come on, really suck it!" He moaned, he tried to get even rougher by thrusting with her! "Yeah! you're my bitch!"
'I can feel his dick twitching, gimme that dragon jam!' she thought, sucking on the girth while flicking her tongue across the tip faster and faster.
"Take this! Whore lips!" He said as he came in her mouth!
"Mmmmmm~" she hummed, relaxing her throat and letting the sperm gush down into her stomach.
Spike then let go of her head. "Okay, on the bed, I'm gonna take you for a ride!"
"Mmmm, I like this side of you." she winked and climbed on the bed, shaking her flank at him.
He grabbed her flank and pulled his pelvis back before aiming at her butthole!
Her eyes widened when she felt the tip touch the hole before pushing in, making her let out a surprised yelp. "D-Did you get th-the wrong hole?!"
"Nope, I wanted to start off here." he grinned, pushing in more and more until all of his dick was inside.
'Oh fuck! I underestimated him! What a daring move, to start fucking my plot instead of my pussy!' she thought, biting her lip as he pulled back and started to thrust in and out with a growl. 'I hope he can keep from losing it too soon!'
He then pulled on her tail with one hand and then spanked her flank with the other!
"Oh Celestia! You like it rough!" she gasped out in surprise with a moan.
"I've been practicing, there's actually somepony else that I wanted to show my skills off to, but that never happened."
"L-Lucky me then! I swooped in and nabbed you-AH! First!"
He then used his tail to tease her pussy.
"Oooh, you're a sneaky little pervert, I like that~"
"Shut up! Or else I won't knock you up!" he growled, smacking her flank again as his dick pistoned in and out of her snug cavity.
"Mmh! Okay!" She moaned. 'He'll me have me cumming at this rate!'
His tail wriggled even deeper in her folds, and his smacking on her flanks was making her tense up and squeeze with both holes. And that's what caused Spike's dick to twitch! He buried his dick all the way inside before he started flooding her ass.
"Kyaaaaah~!" She let out.
"Take every drop!" He roared!
After cumming, we now see him pulling his dick out. He panted while her rear end closed up with Vanity smiling.
"That...was...amazing!"
"We ain't done yet!" he growled, pulling her towards him and making him sit on her lap with his dick pressed against her pussy. "Now...give me lots of kisses." He said before slamming his dick in her pussy!
"AHHHH~!" she let out before slamming their lips together with their tongues wrestling for dominance.
Spike went for an aggressive approach as his tongue soon took control of the situation!
'I'll give you this freebie.' She thought...okay nevermind, she threw that tongue wrestling match because she was impressed. She rocked and bounced her hip up and down his girth, moaning in his mouth as his girth was burning hot.
"Yeah! You like that?!"
"Oh Celestia yeah!" she let out, kissing his cheeks while licking him at the same time.
"Heh, heh I wonder, with you being a kiss crazed pony, I can only wonder if that'll transfer to our kid?"
"I guess we're about to find out, because I can feel it throbbing again!" she moaned, clenching her insides tighter and making Spike grit his teeth. "Go ahead and flood this hole like you did my ass."
"I intend to!" Spike said before releasing another torrent of his seed!
"OOOOOH!" She moaned out loud
After cumming, Lipstick Vanity laid on the bed, twitching, satisfied from the pleasure as Spike leaves.
'Hopefully she'll leave me alone.' He thought, albeit stumbling a little due to how tired his legs felt.
Epilogue...years later we see Spike in his buff and handsome form. He was writing up a letter that Twilight was having him take.
"And that should be it." Spike said, as he finished writing it. "Bye Twi, I'm gonna go see my kid."
"Alright, have fun." Said Twilight, who then looked out the window. "Because I know she is..."
Spike walked through the carnage, many guys' bodies twitching and covered in kiss marks.
"I gotta arrange someone to marry her, look at this mess." He reached one of the numerous rooms and gave a loud knock on the door. "Hey? Kissy Face? You better come out, or else I'll get your mom."
The door slowly opened with a figure peeking out from inside. "That's playing dirty dad." Said a dragon-pony hybrid.
"Hey, you really need to stick to one guy."
She had purple scales, and a pink mane that matched her mother's. She had her mom's purple eyes, but her dad's sharp claws and teeth. She walked out of her room on all 4 legs, even though she is capable of walking on her 2 hind legs.
'I sometimes wish I didn't listen to Discord.'
"Sorry dad, but I just love boys!" she beamed, making him shake his head. "As soon as I see a new one, I can't help myself. I gotta lay a dozen kisses on them like mom taught me."
"And that's why I'm looking for someone to be your arranged marriage groom, so you can finally have impulse control."
"Hah! Every guy you sent my way, ran for the hills, with a painted face, you'll never find a guy horny enough to take me!" she boasted.
"Oh yeah? Care to make a bet on that little lady?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, I'll arrange for you to move to The Dragonlands, and when you find a guy that can overpower your kisses, you're marrying that guy."
"Ha! You're on!" And that's when she saw another Stallion trying to sneak past. "Hey! Get over here!"
As she chased after that guy, a familiar mare was sneaking up on Spike.
"Nice try Vanity, I've long learned to sense your presence." He spoke while using his tail to hold her face back.
"Aww, you won't let me?"
"Who said I wouldn't? I just wanted to be the one taking the lead."
"Now that's what I like to hear." She said before latching onto his back. He then walked back to their room, ready to keep his wife "at bay" I guess you can put it?
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