Chapter 2: Need a Song:
A Tale of Two Witches:
Scar was still trying to think of a song.
"This is way too important to me," says Scar.
"Is this also because you want to impress Drew the goblin," asks Billie.
"I keep telling you," says Scar, "I don't have a crush on Drew!"
"So, you say," says Day.
"Shut up," says Scar. Scar then tries to think.
"How's it goin' girls?"
"Hey Cousin Ed," says Day.
Cousin Ed was a man who really needs a haircut. "I was just on my way to the barber," says Cousin Ed.
"I don't suppose you have any suggestions for a song," says Scar.
"Maybe a song about acceptance," Cousin Ed suggests, "alot of the monsters won't accept us because we're not like everyone else."
"They all think we're weird," says Day, while on her cellphone.
"I think I got something," says Scar.
Scar: You hear the screeching of an owl
You hear the wind begin to howl
You know there's zombies on the prowl
And it's terror time again
They've got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time
You hear the beating of your heart
You know the screaming's gonna start
Here comes the really scary part
'Cause its terror time again
They've got you running through the night
It's terror time again
Oh, you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time
All the trees begin to moan
And the monsters grunt and groan
Rotting faces full of slime
Don't you know it's terror time?
And it's terror time again
They've got you running through the night
Yes, it's terror time again
Oh, you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time!
"Cool," says Billie, "just as it was last year."
"That's right," says Scar, "we did do that song last year!"
. . .
Scar was then at her house. She turns on the tv and then a creepy little rabbit with long hair comes out of the TV.
"Hey Cream," says Scar.
"Hi Scar," says Cream, "I don't think you remembered to return the tape."
"Nope," says Scar, "hey, do you have a suggestion for a song?"
"Sorry Scar," says Cream, "well, I gotta get back to my well." She then goes back in the TV. "Also, please stop throwing quarters in. They hurt my head sometimes."
"Sorry," says Scar.
. . .
Sonic, Tails, Frankenknuckles, and Amy were walking, and Amy was trying to turn to a bat, but it wasn't going well. "Rouge is a vampire too, maybe I can talk to her about helping me," says Amy.
"Hey, since Rouge is also a bat, how does turning to a bat work for her," asks Tails.
"It doesn't," says Frankenknuckles, "she turns into a human. She uses that to lure men, sometimes to drink their blood and sometimes... for reasons I can't say."
"That answers that," says Tails.
Antoine the French mummy came with Bunnie's body. "Hahve you seen bunnie's head," asks Antoine.
"Yeah, it's in that tree," says Sonic.
"Merci," says Antoine. Antoine and Bunnie then leave to retrieve it.
Tails bumps into something. "Sorry Tails," says Mina, the Invisible Mongoose, "I didn't see you there."
"That just makes us even," says Tails.
Then Vector, the Phantom of Grim Hills, Espio, the Gill-Man, Charmy the Ghoul, and Mightywise all came.
"Hey, you guys entering that kooky spooky contest," asks Sonic.
"I'm gonna win," says Mightywise, "the judges are all afraid of clowns."
"I find contests where you try to prove you're scary to be a waste of time," says Espio.
"Go jump in a black lagoon," says Vector.
Then a knife nearly hit them. It was Shadow the Slasher, along with Rouge the Vampire Bat, and Omega the living action figure.
"Espio's right," says Shadow, "if you want to scare someone, just scare them anytime."
. . .
Scar was in her room. She opens the door and it's Big the Closet Monster. "Hi Scar," says Big.
"Big, are you here to scare me," asks Scar.
"Nahh, first of all, closet monsters don't scare anymore, our new bosses want us to be funny," says Big, "and second, I'm here by accident. I got the wrong house... and wrong neighborhood... and wrong city... and wrong state... and wrong country."
"And wrong planet," asks Scar.
"No why," asks Big.
"Hey, Big, do you have ideas for a song," asks Scar.
"What about this," says Big.
Big: This is Hall...
"Big, do you want us to get in trouble," asks Scar.
"Sorry," says Big, "well, I better get back to work." Big closes the closet door.
"He makes people laugh," says a monster under Scar's bed, "we bed monsters gotta act as the kids' butlers now."
. . .
Rotor the Hunchbacked Walrus was setting up the stage. Then Sally and Julie-Su come.
"Rotor, do you need any help," asks Sally.
"I would appreciate it," says Rotor, "back aches are really painful when you have a hump."
Sally and Julie-Sue then use their magic, but something happens. Part of the stage nearly hits Rotor, but Sally saves him in the nick of time.
"Well done, Sally," says Witchmaster Fox.
"But Julie-Sue and I also caused it," says Sally.
"True," says Witchmaster Fox, "but you also saved Rotor, so I'm going to ignore that first part."
"Witchmaster Fox," says Dr. Eggman, floating by, "I was wondering if I can enter the Spooky Kooky Contest."
"You want to enter the Spooky Kooky Contest, Dr. Eggman," asks Witchmaster Fox.
"But Dr. Eggman, you're not scary," says Sally.
"Yeah, you're funny," says Rotor.
"I am not funny," says Dr. Eggman. He then accidently trips, and they all laugh.
"You're the best ghost comedian in Grim Hills," says Bass.
"But I don't want to be funny, I want to be scary!" Dr. Eggman then floats away.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Dr. Eggman tries to be scary.