Chapter 1: Oo-De-Lally:
Chuck Cluck's Story:
Hey there, I'm going to tell you the story of a brave freedom fighter in Mobius! No, I'm not talking about Sonic! You've seen enough of his story. This is the story of Rob o' the Hedge! He's Amy Rose's brother!
Chuck Cluck: Rob o' the Hedge and Bow Sparrow
Walking through the forest
Laughing back and forth at what
The other has to say
Reminiscing this and that
And having such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Never ever thinking there was danger in the water
They were drinking, they just guzzled it down
Never dreaming that a scheming Sheriff and his posse
Was a-watching them and gathering around
Rob o' the Hedge and Bow Sparrow
Running through the forest
Jumping fences, dodging trees
And trying to get away
Contemplating nothing
But escape and finally making it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day!
"He's getting closer," says Bow.
"Well, we should congratulate him," says Rob.
"Rob, are we good guys or bad guys," asks Bow.
"What do you mean," asks Rob.
"I mean, this whole robbing the rich to give to the poor," says Bow.
"Rob," asks Rob, "we're simply borrowing from Dr. Robotnik!"
"Borrow? Boy, are we in debt," asks Bow.
They then heard something. "Let's take a look," says Rob.
. . .
They saw the whole thing. "It's just a circus," says Bow.
"No, it's my dear Uncle Mordred," says Rob, "Dr. Robotnik's good friend!"
. . .
Mordred was enjoying the gold he had.
"I hate to interrupt," says Dave, founding member of the Lightning Bolt Society and current advisor to King Mordred, "but that gold's supposed to go to Dr. Robotnik!"
"I'm sure he won't mind," says Mordred, "I'm his favorite!"
"If you say so," says Dave.
"Favorite. My brother, Mufasa was always our Mother's favorite," says Mordred, "Mommy!" He then started sucking his tail. Mordred's a cobra.
"Here it goes," says Dave. Dave then hits Mordred on the head.
"Dave, I'm going to kill you now," says Mordred.
. . .
Rob and Bow then dressed like salesmen. "Let's get to work," says Rob.
"So, why don't we dress as-"
"It's to avoid being offensive," says Rob, "let's go!"
To Be Continued
It takes place between Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Fanfiction and Sonic the Hedgehog Fanfiction. In the next chapter, Rob and Bow con Mordred.