Chapter 03

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TwinstarDragon: glad you liked my choice for hedwig. Interesting idea fir the tears, might use that, thanks. Interesting idea for that mode (i'm aware of what a quetzalcoatl is). Yeah, might change that to a kakashi mask that he pulls down (don't know what the hell i was thinking with what he currently has. Glad you liked i went with your nezuko idea. That was the plan, with hedwig. Yes, he will. How brutally depends on the mood he'd be in, and if he was feeling even SLIGHTLY merciful.

Previously:

Cobra then went to the alliance, and hugged erza, who returned the hug, just tighter, while crying her eye out. After a few minutes, they separate, and cobra asked something.

"I think it's time i join fairy tail, and fulfill uncle rob's last wish, erza," he said.

Now:

Three days later, the alliance was on the newly repaired airship they arrived on. Most of the occupants were staring, but none more so than the fairy tail members, as they were looking shocked and dumbfounded. Want to know the reason they were dumbfounded? Alright, i'll tell you. Erza was cuddling up with the new guy (that had been one of their targets at the start of the mission) and the snake that joined them when she did, and both erza AND the snake were happy, even though only erza of the two was actually able to smile (and she was).

"Wow, i didn't think that erza COULD relax," grey said. "yeah/agreed," natsu and lucy said in harmony. Cobra stirred, waking up erza. "Erza?" cobra asked. "Yes, cobra?" she answered. "What happened to simon?" cobra asked. "I don't know, all of our friends from that damn tower separated after we hit land," erza said.

"Shame, i'd love to see simon, again," cobra said, before going back to sleep. Erza joined him almost immediately.

With the others

AN: (this is pretty much the first time i do more than three people. Please bear with me if i mess it up)

"Wow, they're close," lucy stated with a smile. "Yeah," grey said. Wendy walked up to them. "What was erza like, before she found him?" she asked. The three people from fairy tail all shuddered in fear. "A dictator that rules with fear," lucy, grey and natsu all said in harmony. Wendy looked over at the three that were cuddling, with erza smiling. "Huh, i just don't see it," wendy said.

You didn't essentially grow up with her," grey and natsu said in harmony. "Besides, that snake would not let ANYONE besides erza get close," grey stated. "Both the master AND natsu tried. Gramps was knocked into a wall on the other side of the room, and it bit natsu, causing him to be sent to porlyusica," grey said.

Wendy looked at the cuddling trio. "Huh, i get it. The snake wanted its friend back. Since it was in an unfamiliar area, it lashed out at the unfamiliar people that tried to get close to it," wendy said.

"I don't get it. Why did that snake get attached to that guy, anyway?" natsu asked. "Why don't you ask him when he wakes up, flame brain?" grey retorted. Natsu smiled at that. "Great idea, stripper," he said. Natsu went over to wake cobra up.

Lucy and grey winced, yet not surprised at natsu's stupidity. "This is not going to end well," grey stated. "Yeah," lucy agreed.

Natsu got to cobra, put his hand on his shoulder and shook him a bit. Natsu expected the guy to be startled awake, a look of fear on his face. He even expected the guy to snort, then wearily wake up. He did NOT expect what happened. Cobra startled awake, then struck natsu in the stomach with a poison dragon's iron fist. Natsu was sent flying into a wall.

Cobra pulled his fist back. "Dammit. Who's the dumbass that woke me up? I was enjoying my sleep," cobra complained. "You sent him into the wall," grey stated. "Good," cobra said before he yawned. After he yawned, he woke erza up. She tried to punch him, but he caught her wrist. "It's just me, erza," cobra said.

"Cobra?" erza asked blearily before she yawned. "Why did you wake me up?" "some idiot woke me up, so i wanted to see if you wanted anything to eat or drink, before i get up," cobra said. "Strawberry cheesecake and strawberry milk," erza said. Cobra chuckled. "I can do the milk, but it's too early for cake, erza," cobra said. Erza did the ONE thing that they did not expect.

Erza scarlet, a.k.a titania, the queen of the fairies, POUTED at cobra.

"I want my cake, cobra," she said sadly. "As i said, erza, it's too early for cake. Instead, i'll make something else for you that'll have strawberries in it," cobra said, before turning to cubelios.

He shook her awake as he said to her, §cubelios, it's time to wake up§, surprising the members of fairy tail, as they thought that they were hallucinating because of the pain they were in when they first heard him speak like that. §cobra? It's too early. Five more minutes, cobra§ cubelios complained, before putting her head into her coils, shocking them even more, as they had NEVER seen that snake act like that before in the entire time they'd known it. §oh, no you don't missy§ cobra said, before he pulled her head out of her coils, taking care not to hurt her. §you can sleep a bit longer, after you tell me what you want for breakfast§ he hissed at her.

§chocolate pancakes§ she hissed. §alright. Be back in a bit with breakfast for both of you§ he hissed back before he stood up. "Where's the kitchen in this thing?" he asked them. Lucy pointed in a direction. "thanks, " cobra said to her, before he went to the kitchen. He started making breakfast for cubelios and erza, then made himself some coffee.

The smell from the food being made was enough to wake everyone that was still sleeping and lured them into the kitchen. Cobra finished making breakfast, then turned to look behind them. He was shocked tp see that there were A LOT of people behind him. "You want food?" he asked them.

They nodded as they drooled a bit.

Cobra counted how many people there were, then grabbed the necessary number of plates, forks, spoons, knives and bowls. "Good thing i made a lot," cobra commented as he portioned out the food. Once he finished portioning out the food, he served every one of the drooling people a chocolate pancake, strawberry oatmeal and milk.

Their taste buds were singing gospel, and they could swear that they heard angels singing, from how good the food was

He then took the food he prepped for erza and cubelios over to them. When he was halfway over to them, he looked over his shoulder at the rest of the occupants. "You lot had better NOT touch my coffee, of my fists will be the LAST thing on your minds," he threatened them, before continuing over to erza and cubelios.

He placed the strawberry food and milk in front of erza and a stack of chocolate pancakes in front of cubelios. Their noses moved a bit, sniffing the food, before they woke up. "Food's ready"/§food's ready§ he said to both of them.

Erza tried her food, perked up, then started to savagely attack her food with gusto. Cobracut the pancakes for cubelios, so she could eat them. Cubelios tried a bite, then did the same thing erza was doing, and attacked her food with gusto.

The people behind cobra were surprised. They never heard of a snake eating pancakes. The people from fairy tail were ESPECIALLY surprised, as erza was eating something OTHER than strawberry cheesecake with that much enthusiasm.

Feeling satisfied that erza and cubelios were enjoying their food, he decided to go back to his coffee. He grabbed his cup and raised it to his lips. However, before he could take a drink, he noticed a funny smell. He put the cup down. "Ok, which one of you idiots decided to mess with my coffee. Most of them pointed at the perp: it was natsu. "What did you put in my coffee?" cobra snarled, almost like his mother.

Natsu, sensing that he was about to be attacked, decided to attempt to run. Attempt, being the keyword there. Cobra lunged at him, from over the countertop, pinned him to the ground and snarled. "Tell me, right now. If you are truthful, i MAY lessen the pain you are going to feel".

Natsu decided to be truthful. "Just a bit of mint," he said. Cobra growled at that "I HATE MINT!" he yelled at him. Cobra decided to let him know just how badly he hated mint.

The screen flickered and changed. There was a message on the screen.

THIS ONE SIDED BEATDOWN WAS REDACTED TO PREVENT THIS STORY FROM SOMEHOW GOING OVER THE RATING OF THIS STORY

We are now returning to our regularly scheduled program.

Once the screen returned to normal, we see natsu, bleeding somewhat heavily, covered in bruises, a couple of broken limbs and a slight case of poisoning. Cobra went back to his coffee, washed the mint out, and poured himself a fresh cup. He then held up a finger, activated his natural miasma magic, put it in his coffee, and stirred. After he finished stirring, he took his finger out, stuck it in his mouth, and licked the coffee off his finger.

Most of the rest of the occupants were now scared of what he would do to them. The ones from fairy tail were especially scared, since he was going to be joining their guild. They then knew one of the most important rules for cobra. Just like erza and her strawberry cake, don't mess with cobra's coffee.

Hours later

Grey, lucy, erza, cubelios and cobra were in front of the fairy tail building. Natsu was being dragged ny erza (if you wanna know what the building looks like, it's the one BEFORE gajeel destroyed it). "Huh, nice place," cobra said.

They entered, only to see chaos: tables were destroyed, chairs flying and almost everyone was fighting. Cobra turned to face the others. "Is this normal?" he asked with a deadpan look and voice. "Sadly," erza said.

Grey had an idea. He took a deep breath, and yelled out "ERZA'S BACK!" into the building. Instantly, the people stopped fighting. Cobra looked at erza. "What did you DO to them, erza?" erza blushed in embarrassment. "I try to make sure that the guild follows rules," she stated. "The guild's rules, or YOURS?" he asked her. She blushed harder at that. "It CAN'T be the guilds rules, because uncle rob said that there were only two real rules for the guild. Which means…" cobra said. Erza turned so red, that it would put hinata to shame. "*sigh*, you need to relax, erza," cobra said.

Erza, lucy, grey, cubelios and cobra went inside (again, with natsu being dragged by erza). Once they got in front of an old guy, erza decided to introduce them. "Cobra, this is master makarov, the guild master. Master, this is cobra," she introduced them.

"Ah, hello there, my boy," makarov said, cobra winced at the term. "Can you please not use that term, sir?" cobra asked. "I have bad memories of another old man who used that term. He was a manipulative old bastard," cobra explained.

"Alright, child," makarov said. Cobra smiled at the term. "*chuckle* uncle rob used to call me and erza that," cobra said wistfully. Makarav's eyes widened at that. "You were also there?" makarov asked. Cobra nodded sadly. Yes, both erza and i were both there," cobra said.

"Well, would you like to join fairy tail?" makarov asked. "I would," cobra said. He then smiled wistfully. "Uncle rob used to tell us stories about fairy tail," cobra said. "Well, child, i only have ONE question for you," makarov began. Cobra got a bit nervous. "Where would you like your new guild mark?" makarov asked.

Cobra took off his jacket, showcasing his muscle, causing erza to blush at it, and pointed at his right shoulder. "Right here," cobra said. Mira grabbed the guild mark stamp, and stamped his shoulder. She felt up his arm as she did so, and she blushed at how firm it was. Erza saw what mira was doing, and scowled.

Once he received the mark, he thanked mira, and went to the jobs board. "Hmm, what would be a good first job?" cobra asked himself. He then saw something that he wanted to do, so he grabbed it. "Huh, 40,000 jewel to get rid of some thieves and to clear out their cave?" cobra asked out loud, "nice," he finished. He took it to makarov. "I'd like to take this job, gramps," cobra said.

Makarov took the job offer. "Huh, you sure about this, child?" he asked cobra. "Yeah, gramps, it'll be easy," cobra said. "Alright, approved," makarov said, stamping his approval for the job. "Thanks, gramps. Be back when it finishes," he said before he left.

AN: I PUT A POLL UP FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER