"...maybe it's a joke?" Bulma was in complete shock. Was she married to Goku?!

Suddenly the two were interrupted by someone coming in the front door. "Honey, I'm home!" They both recognized the voice instantly, as it belonged to Goku. "Bulma? Are you in here?" He turned the corner and went into the living area where she and Vegeta still stood.

Bulma had a look of sheer terror on her face, "Maybe this is a joke." She repeated to herself again whilst Vegeta stood there with an unidentifiable expression.

"There you are!" Goku happily exclaimed. For some reason he was wearing a suit, and glasses. And he was holding a briefcase. "Oh, hi Vegeta! What are you doing here? I thought you and Chi-Chi were taking Trunks on a camping trip?"

Now Vegeta looked horrified. "ME AND- WHO?!" He shouted. "You must be joking, Kakarot."

Goku sheepishly grinned, "Ah, well maybe you came back early. Anyway, what are you doing here this late? Did you and Chi-Chi have another fight?" Vegeta was too horrified to muster up a response. Is Kakarot insinuating that I'm married to his wife?! He must be even more stupid than I thought!

Bulma soon felt an arm around her shoulders, but she was too stunned to move. Instead she repeated the words, "This must be a joke.", to herself once again. I can't be married to Goku. I can't be married to Goku. I CAN'T BE MARRIED TO GOKU!

"Are you two okay?" Goku finally asked them. "You look like you've both seen ghosts or something."

"I, uh..."

"I..." Neither could speak. This was too much for them to handle at once. But at least Bulma knew one thing for certain: they definitely weren't home. At least not the home they were used to. Back in the actual present, Goku and Chi Chi were married, and since when did Goku have a real job?!

"Say Bulma, did you change your hair?" She suddenly looked at the portrait and noticed that her hair was differently styled. "It looks great, honey!"

The unthinkable happened next. Goku kissed Bulma. He planted a fat one right on the lips, and he certainly seemed to enjoy it. Vegeta's jaw hit the floor, and his hands balled up into fists again. What does he think he's doing?!

Goku, pleased with himself, smiled at his wife and said, "Well I'm beat, I think I'll take a shower and then go to bed!"

Vegeta finally exploded. "KAKAROT!!!"

"What? Oh, sorry! I forgot you don't like to see that stuff." Goku chuckled before walking away. Once they were alone, both Vegeta and Bulma almost collapsed to the floor from the amount of shock. Bulma's legs felt like limp noodles now as she could barely stand up. Vegeta caught her arm before she fell down, though.

She started to laugh, but it was caused by the nerves. "This is a joke!" She said. "I can't be married to Goku, and you can't be married to Chi-Chi! They're playing a prank on us or something! Right?" When Vegeta didn't answer, Bulma clung to his shirt and started shaking him. "RIGHT?! TELL ME I'M RIGHT-"

"Calm down!" He hissed. "Look we're clearly in some alternate universe. I don't know how, but there's no other reason that I would marry Kakarot's woman."

"Yeah, and I'd never marry Goku."

"Hmph."

"What?"

Vegeta scoffed. "Like you haven't thought about it."

Bulma's eyes bulged. "Excuse me?! I have NEVER thought about marrying Goku!"

"Oh please, I see the way you look at him. And the way you talk to him."

"WHY DO YOU CARE?!"

"I DON'T!"

"WELL YOU COULD'VE FOOLED ME!"

"Look! We're stuck here for the time being so we might as well make the most of it." Vegeta tried to say calmly. "I assume there's still a laboratory here seeing as how you seem to be wearing a lab coat in all these photos, so I suggest you get to work on fixing that damn machine of yours so we can get the hell out of here!"

As much as she wanted to argue, she knew he was right. "Fine. But first I'll need help getting the machine into the lab."

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Why don't you ask your husband?"

"BECAUSE-" she was fuming, but managed to calm down a little. "Because he doesn't need to know about this. We need to fly under the radar as much as possible, and just...go with it. Until I can get the Time Machine fixed."

"You expect me to pretend to be married to that woman?!"

"Just for now. Look if it's easier then why don't you try to avoid her? You know, stay busy or something."

"Brilliant idea." He muttered before noticing that she was walking away. "Now where are you going?"

"To the lab. I've got work to do, remember?"

"On what? Your stupid machine is still stuck in that wasteland."

"THEN GO GET IT!"

Vegeta contemplated on throwing Bulma into the sun before ultimately flying off to retrieve the Time Machine.