Soft summer like breeze caresses my face, a rare smile on my face. The bridge's rails behind me as I let go of them.
The upwards wind levitating my body, as through the smile tears flow down my cheeks. "Meowster! I-I can't hold it anymore!" Says a buff stray Felyne grabbing on to my belt. "You don't have too..." I say as my belt breaks, my pants get caught in the rails.
As my body nears the water, a boat with inflated attractions catches me. As I bounce softly to safety, I am recorded on the national news. I sigh.
A day later...
"Yesterday, clumsy-man stroke again this time in the national news coverage about the tourist inflatable cruiser..." the news says as I buy groceries. The footage plays on the TV's scattered throughout the supermarket...
People recognise me and pull out their phones while laughing at me. I just wanted to do groceries...
I finish my groceries and walk out, in tears, a heavy pain pierces my heart.
"Excuse me, meowster...?" a Felyne says grabbing on to a random pair of pants, the belt on it broken. " I don't have time for pictures" I say before storming off.
Deep in the night, a rope hangs from the ceiling, I climb on the stool and put my neck in the hoop, heavy rain outside.
I hear something tumble down the chimney..."fuck! Shit! Ouch! Motherfucker!" the Felyne says as she fumbles down from it.
I remove my head from the hoop and go with a first aid kit to the knocked out Felyne.
As the Felyne awakes, she sees me washing the sooth out of her feet. She blushes, " I look at her, no I don't have a foot fetish, I cleaned your entire body" I say monotone to her, "oh!" she says surprised. I sigh.
I cook her a chicken soup as her body looks malnourished. I give her some vitamins as well to cover any deficiencies.
Thunder hits the antenna on the chimney, breaking the bean were the rope hangs, causing it to swing through the window almost hitting the glass shards.
Felyne jumps at me and screams " oh shit, meowster! Are you okay?", I smile, had I hanged myself my body would have flung out of the window, the glass shards removed my pants and my weight would make my body fall onto the street. I sigh as the street view car passes on the road near it.
Now at my other apartment, I unpack my food and store it away. " Are you... Okay?" she asks, " not even a scratch, I am fine..." I say before being interrupted, "I mean, you did try to hang yourself and when we first met you were trying to jump off a bridge... I am worried about you meowster" she shyly says.
"I was a veterinarian, a good one, before Felyne started to appear. I... Began helping them out as soon as I could... But... It wasn't enough... I wasn't able to save a run over pregnant Felyne and since then the universe likes to mock me and degrade me. It's been more than a decade, I am jobless, living of the heritage I got from my parents, a viral clumsy man..." I monologue.
She tries to hug me, but I dodge it. "You can't get too attached to me, you are going to get hurt..."