Harley P.O.V.
When we arrived on the planet Warren, the first thing I noticed was that it felt really freaking humid. Almost like a Louisiana bayou. The Righteous Indignation landed on the planet of Warren. We immediately went out of the spaceship. The air smelled highly of methane gas. It was questionable if the air was even breathable. I took in a mouthful of methane and coughed heavily. I then started to breathe normally after a few minutes.
"This looks and feels like a Louisiana bayou." I said to Bucky and his crew.
"What's a Louisiana bayou?" Bucky asked me.
"A swamp like environment that is just like this, except it's on my planet." I explained to Bucky.
We walked over in the planet Warren. I was starting to question Bucky's claim about the toads using a climate converter to turn his home planet into a swamp. I was starting to think that maybe this weather is a normal type of weather that occurs often on the planet Warren.
"Are you sure the toads changed the climate of this planet and it's not just a normal everyday occurrence on this planet?" I asked Bucky.
"I've been on this planet for many years, Harley. The climate has never been like this before." Bucky said to me. "It has to be the toads."
I then noticed something laying on the ground. It looked like an old computer hard drive from the late 1990s. I picked it up.
"Guys, I think I found something!" I called out to Bucky and his crew.
Bucky and his crew rushed over to my position. They looked at the old hard drive.
"It looks like an old hard drive from an old Windows PC." I said to Bucky and his crew.
"What's a Windows PC?" Bucky asked me.
"How freaking stupid are you guys?" I asked the green rabbit and his crew. "You don't understand this and you don't understand that. God! I'm surprised that you were picked out for the S.P.A.C.E. program!"
"That's no way to talk to a S.P.A.C.E. captain!" Bucky said angrily to me.
"I can talk to you any god damn way I want!" I said to Bucky sarcastically.
"You're gonna regret saying that to me, Harley." Bucky said to me.
I pulled out a floppy disk from the hard drive. It was lemon yellow. I handed the floppy disk to Blinky in the hopes that he would read it. The android was surprisingly able to decipher the floppy disk. It showed a message from a toad saying that they are going to invade this planet called Genus using the climate converter. I couldn't believe what I heard.
"We've got to warn Genus!" Bucky said.
"What's Genus?" I asked Bucky.
"Genus is the home planet of the United Animals coalition." Bucky explained to me. With that, Bucky and his crew, along with me headed toward the planet Genus using the Righteous Indignation. When we were heading our way back to the planet Genus, I said to Bucky, "I don't want to fix the warp drive because one, I don't know what a warp drive is and two, I've never fixed a warp drive and I'm afraid that I might screw it up if I do attempt to fix it."
"Hmmm. Looks like we need to find ourselves a warp drive mechanic." Bucky said. "Where's your helmet?"
"Why do you want to know that?" I asked Bucky.
"I want to know where it is." Bucky said.
"I ain't telling you where my Iron Man helmet is, Bucky." I said to the green rabbit.
Suddenly, a huge Donkey Kong like creature appears the fuck out of nowhere and scares the crap out of me. He was like the Hulk, if he was turned into a monkey.
"What the hell is this creature?" The ape said in broken English.
"I'm a human." I said to the ape.
Suddenly, the ape lifted me up in the air with his bare hands like I weighed nothing. I was struggling to get free of the ape's grasp. I used the repulsor rays in my Iron Man armor to stun the ape creature. My ray blinded the creature enough for him to let go of me. I then saw the ape creature get angry at me. He threw a punch at my chest so hard that I literally flew like Superman into a wall. My back hit the wall with brute force. I literally saw stars. I was knocked out cold. The last thing I remembered before passing out was seeing my little sister Emily running up to me and her crying her eyes out.