Harely P.O.V.
Upon arriving on the planet of Rigel 5, I was taken aback by how beautiful the environment was on Rigel 5. It was breathtaking. It was like I was stepping into a Bob Ross painting. It was that beautiful. I met up with the crew of the Righteous Indignation. I watched in horror as I saw the purple alligator motherfucker named Al Negator (Or I like to call him, Barney the Dinosaur) and a toad Air Marshall in the distance. I couldn't believe that the toads would want to take over a planet like Rigel 5. It was asinine!
"My psychic intuition tells me those slimy toads are so busy having fun, they don't even know we're here." Jenny said. Deadeye jumped up and down like an impatient little kid on Christmas morning.
"Then let's stop jawin' and croak those web-footed wart-buckets!" Deadeye said.
"Chill the hell out." I said to Deadeye. "We will attack the shit out of the toad motherfuckers. We need to come up with a plan."
I then turned my body to my sister. I told her to guard the Righteous Indignation with Artemis Wolf while me, Bucky and his crew, along with Commander Dogstar defeated the toads on Rigel 5. I then turned around to see Blinky along with a male anthropomorphic koala walking toward us.
"I have a plan." the male koala bear said to us.
"Who the hell are you?" I asked the koala.
"I'm Quentin." the koala said. I've never really seen koalas on my Earth before. From what I could gather, koala bears had grey fur and had an ugly looking face. Quentin's face was decent. It didn't look too ugly. It looked okay to me.
"Hi, Quentin Tarantino. My name is Harley Keener. I'm a human from the planet Earth." I said to the koala. I couldn't resist calling the koala after one of my all time favorite directors: Quentin Tarantino. I like all of Quentin Tarantino's movies, including the two Kill Bill movies and Pulp Fiction.
"You said you have a plan to defeat the toads." Bucky said to Quentin.
"Yes. The toads are shooting an episode of a beauty pageant inside of our TV studio. If you guy's follow me." Quentin said us. We found ourselves inside the set of a TV studio. The toads were shooting some Miss America type shit in the studio. Bruiser was getting his cheeks powdered by Bucky. I laughed when I saw that. It looked freaking ridiculous. I saw Deadeye, Jenny and Commander Dogstar guarding the studio personnel: the MC, the Miss Toad TV beauty contestants, and the TV crew on the Miss Toad TV stage.
I was using my cell phione to video record Bruiser. I noticed that Bruiser didn't have a script. I had no idea why we were doing this. What the hell did shooting a scene form some bullshit beauty pageant had to do with the Toads. That'll be like saying, if the characters of Star Wars went to Disney World to formulate a plan to blow up the Death Star. Quentin the koala's plan was absurd.
"How much longer? I'm getting tired of standing here like an idiot." I said to Quentin.
"Ten more seconds." Quentin told us.
Ten seconds later, I was ready to shoot Bruiser's big speech to the toads. Bucky was shooting behind a TV camera. Bruiser then made his big speech on air. It was threatening, to say the least. The toads were scared shitless upon seeing Bruiser's presence on the TV monitors. They ran away like freaking pussies. Bruiser's delivery was astounding. I then saw Barney the Dinosaur and the Toad Air Marshall, along with two other toads sneak into the studio entrance. Deadeye handed me a maser pistol. I then put my earbuds in and I selected an awesome song for me to listen to while I was defeating the toads. I selected Def Leppard's smash hit song Pour Some Sugar on Me on my iPod. I pushed play. The iconic guitar riff of Pour Some Sugar on Me played in my ears as I blasted the toads with my maser pistol.
Bucky and company were shooting at the toads too. The female toads ran out of the studio. I chased after Barney the Dinosaur. It was like a scene from the video game Quake. All of a sudden, the Air Marshall aimed his pistol upwards and shot off four shots that disintegrated the wooden catwalks up by the ceiling. The splintered wooden beams rain down on the mammals, sticking into the floor and forming an impromptu cage of
sorts around Bucky, me, Jenny, Deadeye, Willy and Blinky. Laughing his ass off, the Air Marshall walked over with Barney, Frix and Frax.
"This time, Bucky O'Hare, I'll make you fry!" The Air Marshall had the balls to say to us.
"How about I fry your body, how does that sound?" I said to the Air Marshall.
Bruiser then came up behind the toad Air Marshall. The idiot had the balls to think that Bruiser was some sort of illusion, like a hologram. Bruiser showed how real he was by morphing the toads body into a basketball and throwing the Air Marshall like he was Shaquille O'Neal. I smiled at what Bruiser did. He deserved it. The toads all ran outside into their spaceships and got out of there like a bar out of hell. Even Al Negator and the Air Marshall fled the planet of Rigel 5. We went outsides. Bruiser made his signature battle cry at the fleeing toad ships. I paused my music. I then saw Quentin along with a whole bunch of koalas gathered around him.
"Quentin, you and your friends are finally free." Bucky said to the koala.
"But what if the toads come back?" Quentin asked.
"I'll make sure those cocksuckers never enter this planet again. I'll reprogram that defense sheield to keep out toads from entering Rigel 5." I said. The koalas celebrated. I decided that it would be a good idea to teleport the koalas from the planet of Rigel 5 to the country of Australia on my planet.
"How would you guys like to go to a place called Australia? It's a country on my world where other koalas like you guys can thrive freely forever." I said.
"How do we get to Australia?" Quentin asked.
I snapped my fingers. Instantly, we were teleported from the planet of Rigel 5 to Australia. I was astonished by what I just did. I saw a sprawling city. I saw a sign that read: Welcome to Sydney, Australia. Population: 5.312 million. I walked the koalas to the city of Sydney, Australia. I then teleported myself along with Bucky O'Hare and his friends back to Rigel 5. We went inside the Righteous Indignation and zoomed off into space.