Original Posted On Mar. 9, 2024
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
Gamelover41592: Thank you, and yeah, no one was expecting Loo-Loo Land, but I had this idea for a while. It just worked out perfectly, since in this story, Stolas and Octavia's issues are currently being worked on and her current trouble is with Riser, so it worked best.
Dktv9: Hit the Nail on the Head. As for the sword…
Arashi Uzukaze: We shall see what sword it is when the time comes.
Jebest4781: Thank you.
MichaelTheFox: Happy to make your day.
Hellhammer: Been a while. What?
Nathair1: Yes, Tamamo has a crush on Naruto. What do you mean by why Ozzie would make a sexbot of Fizz, he outright says it in episode 6 or7 of season 2. Blitz DID promise Andy he'd teach her how to ride a horse. No, wedding albums aren't that thick. I love the Chaos Disk from season 4. In this instance, Riser basically doesn't seek out sexual gratification, he'd go an entire relationship without having sex, but can have sex, feel good, and climax. Millie lent it to Riser, yes.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Yep, Ozzie posted the video, and it gets lots of hits. What sword do you think it is? The heart to heart was difficult, but I am happy it turned out alright. I hope so too.
PLEASE READ: I don't think the deal will be implemented quite yet if I choose to do it. What makes you think the sword is Tessaiga?
Exia Zero: Oh, Lucky!
StrongGuy159: Kurama has a very specific reason why she is interested in Hinata, Kiba, and Naruto. What makes you think Tessaiga?
Zakan: Thank you.
DireWolf1412: Interesting idea for the sword, but…
Nicholas: Yeah, fuck that song. We shall see together. Happy belated Birthday
Ice: Nice ideas for the two sisters.
Reggad the Knife: Have at it, indeed.
DaftMerc39: Maybe~~~ why would Kurama give Naruto's family a cursed gift? I hope so too.
NaruLemon Stories: I'm happy you were there for your friend.
MEATBICYCLE: Exactly. Millie will get it back. Are you sure you wanna bet on Kenpachi's blade? I wanna do that with Ozzie. Love it.
Guest: NOW that would be awesome.
Guest: Here's more.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 91: Overlord Convergence
LooLoo Land…
Octavia gasped as she ran.
'God, fucking damn it…' She thought as she looked around, seeing vicious little fuck demons staring at her with knapsacks and rope.
Some had knives.
She had taken a wrong turn while she, Stolas, Millie, and Moxxie were running from the chaos Blitz was causing with the Robo-Fizz.
Now, she was surrounded by the enemy, no way to defend herself.
'All those hours with Naruto during fencing practice and I don't have a sword…' Octavia thought, feeling extremely stupid for putting her training time to a physical activity instead of offensive magic.
She turned to face forward, only to stop when she saw she had nearly run into a wall.
Octavia was surrounded, her back now to the wall.
'Dad…' She thought as she felt herself becoming choked up as the demons started to close in on her. '… Riser!'
She closed her eyes, waiting for the inevitable…
"GAAAAHK!"
Octavia opened one eye, only for both of them to snap open.
"RISER!"
Riser Phenex was holding Leviathan, currently pulling it out of a freshly cut skull.
"OCTAVIA!" He shouted as he charged forward, pulling his arm back to cleave another demon.
Riser pushed one demon aside as he pulled his arm back, hurling Leviathan into a demon that was above Octavia.
"SHIT!" Riser shouted when he was jumped, the axe landing before Octavia.
Riser opened his hand, intending to recall the axe… only for the axe to not return to his hand as more demons piled on top of the Phenex.
'DAMN!' Riser thought as he tried to get his attackers off.
Octavia watched as the demons turned their attention to Riser.
She felt the urge to run.
Self-preservation.
Survival of the Fittest.
She grabbed Leviathan, ran toward the large pile of small demons.
"GET OFF OF MY BOYFRIEND!" Octavia screamed as she embedded the axe blade into one demon's back.
As the demon fell, Riser took a breath, the temperature rising.
Octavia killed four more demons, and when she felt the rising temperature, she jumped back.
A bright plume of flames erupted above Riser, burning the demons on top of him.
As they scattered, Octavia and Riser went back-to-back.
"You good with weapons?" Riser asked as he panted, having used a bit too much magic.
"Swords, but this axe will do. You?" Octavia replied, panting from a mix of relief, anxiety, and anticipation.
"I have magic training, but prefer medical magic." Riser answered. "But let's waste these fuckwads."
"Yeah." Octavia said with a grin.
The demons flinched.
That brief moment of hesitation lead to their deaths.
Meanwhile…
"This way, Stolas." Millie said as she and Moxxie led the owl away from the park.
"But what about…"
"Riser and Naruto are looking for her, now come on, your highness!" Moxxie basically shouted.
The entire park was becoming engulfed in green hellfire.
Stolas's fatherly instincts were erratic.
His desire to find and protect Octavia made it difficult for him to care about his own life.
"Stolas, you need to trust Riser, he's going to be your son-in-law, so put it in his hands…" Millie stated, grabbing Stolas's hand and forcing him to move.
Stolas… agreed.
But he was still a father.
Meanwhile…
"OCTAVIA!" Naruto shouted, running through the fire, searching for his friend. "OCTAVIA!"
Gunshots echoed nearby, sending a chill to Naruto's stomach.
He ran toward the sounds, mentally praying Octavia was okay.
Turning the corner, Naruto stopped, seeing Blitz and Robo-Fizz trying to kill each other.
Robo-Fizz's arm wrapped around Blitz's neck, strangling him, as Blitz was trying to get good aim while being choked.
Not thinking twice, Naruto jumped forward, his foot denting Robo-Fizz's face as he sent him flying.
"Thanks…" Blitz coughed, staggering to stand. "Let's finish this… together…"
"Right." Naruto replied, taking a stance as he was currently weaponless.
Robo-Fizz arose like a creature of disturbing myth, his 'flesh' and clothing burned, revealing the mechanical beast underneath.
"OOOOHOOOO~" the robot cackled. "Seems like Blitz has more than royalty on his tiny dick!"
"He's my son-in-law, you cock-yodeling sexbot!" Blitz shouted, tossing Naruto the Casull.
Naruto caught the gun, feeling the weight of it.
Adjusting himself for better balance, Naruto and Blitz lunged toward the enflamed robot, who leaped forward, cackling as its burning appendages whipped around them.
Meanwhile…
Leviathan cleaved the last frozen head of the demons.
Riser and Octavia, coated in small wounds and enemy blood, nearly collapsed from physical and magical exhaustion.
But they couldn't relax JUST yet… the park was on fire.
"LET'S GO!" Riser said, putting an arm around Octavia.
The two ran from their victorious battleground, making it out of the park.
"OCTAVIA, RISER!"
The two were swept up into Stolas's arms as they exited the park.
"Dad/Sir?"
"I am so sorry…" Stolas cried, the trio and Millie and Moxxie getting farther away from the park for safety, some gas tanks having exploded, making the inferno worse. "I… this isn't… I am so sorry…"
"Dad, it's okay…" Octavia said, hugging her father. "I am okay…"
"Ahem."
Octavia's eyes moved, seeing Millie tapping her foot.
"Oh, sorry." Octavia apologized, giving Leviathan back to Millie.
"Where is Naruto and Blitz?" Riser asked, putting his hands on Octavia, his magic starting to heal her injuries.
"Still inside, looking for…"
Moxxie was interrupted when another explosion shook the ground.
A pillar of smoke shot out, headed toward our group.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOF!"
The small group looked at the charred, smokey, bodies of Naruto and Blitz, which had just hit the ground from being sent flying.
"HAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA~" Naruto laughed, JUST like Courage the Cowardly Dog, before he passed out.
"We got 'em…" Blitz stated with a demonic smile before his eyes rolled into the back of his head, collapsing next to his son-in-law.
"NARUTO/BLITZ!"
Two Hours Later…
Riser landed onto a bed his magic exhaustion pushed further due too having to heal Naruto and Blitz.
He was at Dry Fuck Studios with everyone, in one of the guest rooms.
'Today…' He thought as he put his hands on top of his face, slowly moving them down. 'Was a lot…'
His thoughts strayed to Octavia, concern pumping through his veins again.
'I should talk to her… but…' Riser thought, thinking back to earlier that day.
Flashback…
"… Parents are happy with me being well versed in ALL medical fields, I did it so they could be proud of me…" Riser vented, taking a bite of his food. "But I don't think they will accept me for who I am, so I put this 'straight' façade."
Naruto ate his giant pretzel, with a side of cheese dip, in silence.
Riser took small breathes, munching on the chili dog he bought.
"Riser…"
"YES!" He basically screamed.
"Have you… tried talking to her?" Naruto asked calmly, navigating this mine field.
Riser bit his lip.
He shook his head.
"It has been a few weeks since we went to the beach, so maybe you guys could… try talking about it now that she has had the time to think about it?" Naruto asked.
Flashback End…
Riser entered the fetal position, groaning into his legs.
'But it is so hard!' He thought as he felt like crawling into a hole and dying.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
"Who…" Riser cleared his throat and dabbed his eyes. "Who is it?"
"It's Octavia."
Riser's heart leaped into his throat.
He felt so nervous, so nervous in fact that he felt his heartbeat in his balls, pulsating as his guts became twisted and tight.
He got off of the bed, and opened the door.
"Hey…" Octavia said, her feet fidgeting slightly.
"Hi…"
The two avians stood in the doorway in an awkward silence.
"Can I come in?" Octavia asked after a minute of said silence.
"… uh… oh, yes, of course." Riser answered, stepping aside to let her in, shutting the door. "So, what do you…"
Octavia's arms wrapped around Riser's body, shuddering slightly.
Riser hugged her gently, not saying anything, just… hugging Octavia.
After a moment, Octavia separated.
"Thank you, I just… want to thank you…" Octavia said as she sat on the bed.
"For what?"
"For saving me…" Octavia answered, making Riser blush. "In that moment, when death seemed so certain… you were the person I wanted to see again…"
Riser's heart clenched.
"Oh, that's so dirty…" he whispered.
"What?" Octavia asked, eyes widening when Riser got on his knees, shuffling before her, so they were eye level as he took her hands.
"Octavia, I… I am happy you were thinking of me, but…" He but his lip, recentering himself. "I never saw myself as a warrior, I feel like I am too delicate for that… but I couldn't stand the thought of you being hurt."
He recentered himself again, gripping Octavia's hands.
"Ever since our talk at Silicone Shores, I have been… acting strange." He admitted, finally prepared for any outcome. "I was worried I ruined our relationship. The fact I am Ace made me worry that I could never have a relationship with anyone… but you made… make me feel comfortable… you didn't shame me… but I still felt like I failed you… that I am not the man you need me to be…"
He started to shudder.
"I said I wouldn't mind a polyamorous relationship with Naruto's friend Gaara, I still stand by that, but if you don't want me…" Riser closed his eyes, unable to look Octavia in the eyes. "I understand…"
He felt Octavia pull her hands out of his.
Dread seeped into Riser's body…. Until he felt her hands cup his face.
He opened his eyes… only for them to widen further when Octavia kissed him, softly.
Riser calmly returned the gentleness in the kiss.
"You are such a silly man…" Octavia chuckled as they separated. "I… would like the poly relationship, Riser."
Riser's emotional dam broke.
He hugged Octavia's waist, crying into her shoulder.
She rubbed his back.
Human World, Twenty Minutes Later…
*ZZzzt… ZZzzt…*
Gaara looked up from his lunch, seeing he had received a text message.
'From Octavia?' Gaara thought as he saw the name, opening his phone.
Gaara, I've been doing a lot of thinking,
If you are up to it, would you like to
Try a poly relationship with Riser and me?
~ O
Gaara didn't hesitate.
Sure, why not.
~G
DFS…
"Well… that was… immediate." Riser said as he and Octavia lay across the bed.
No, they didn't have sex.
They were just taking comfort in each other's company after a stressful day.
Meanwhile, Hazbin Hotel…
"CHARLIE, THIS GUY TRIED PLANTING A CAMERA IN YOUR OFFICE!" Angel shouted in accusation of the Hotel's newest guest.
Sir Pentious and his Egg Bois.
"How conceivable." The serpentine Sinner hissed, turning to Charlie. "It's preposterous. I wouldn't betray you."
Charlie glanced at Angel, who simply moved a book to reveal a camera.
"Explain this then?" Angel asked in an angered tone.
Pentious immediately freaked out.
"ABORT! ABORT! AGENT PENTIOUS IN NEED OF EXTRACTION!" He shouted as he frantically slipped to and fro in the office, heading toward the window.
"Who is he…" Charlie inquired before she went silent as they heard Pentious's watch go off.
"Pentious…" a known voice said.
It was Vox… of the V's.
"Wait…" he asked, before s sick grin appeared on his face. "YOU GOT CAUGHT!"
He let out an insulting laugh.
"It hasn't even been a day." Vox laughed.
"Please, you gotta get me out of here!" Pentious begged, trying to open the window, not knowing the modern way of unlocking it.
"I can't believe we thought you could handle something THIS simple…" Vox said in a very disappointed, yet expectant tone. "Do us a favor, kill yourself if they don't kill you…"
Communication was cut.
Sir Pentious stared at the watch for several seconds, realization settling in as his arm lowered to his side.
"I…" he slithered over and lay on the ground before Vaggie and Charlie. "Just make it painless… even if I don't deserve it…"
"Gladly…" Vaggie stated, raising her spear to impale the snake, only to be stopped by Charlie.
Two Days Later…
Valentino was scrolling through his website, smoking his cigarette.
He growled when he saw the very popular 'NarutoXHinata' porno that Kurama (Kiba) had allowed to be posted.
*Ping*
'A new video?' He thought, scrolling to it and clicking on it.
The video started… causing Valentino to destroy his desk when he slammed his fists into it.
"ITS THAT FUCKING HOUND AGAIN!" He shouted in anger upon seeing Naruto's face on the screen. "WHO FUCKING POSTED… oh, shit…"
Asmodeus had posted it.
Evening…
"Oh, Naruto we got this sword as a wedding gift." Verosika said as she handed it to her husband. "We don't know what sword it is, but it is definitely from Kermit."
Naruto nodded, seeing the frog's emblem on the pommel.
"Well, let's see." Naruto said as he drew it.
The blade transformed as he drew it from its sheath.
"No fucking way…" Naruto said in surprise as he held the sword.
The blade looked like a giant fang, the guard was covered in what appeared to be billowing cloud-like fur.
"The Tessaiga…"
Skip, One Week Later, Hazbin Hotel…
"So, could you make a set of Web Shooters?" Naruto asked Sir Pentious as he fed Andromeda from her bottle.
Sir Pentious's face scrunched into confusion and disgust.
"The fuck are web SSssshooters?" He asked a bit hotly.
"You've never read or watched Spiderman?" Naruto asked in genuine confusion. "When did you die?"
"Spiderman? You mean that thing?" Sir Pentious asked with a sharp glare toward Angel Dust.
"Oh, go fuck yourself snake boy." Angel snapped as he walked away from the bar.
Pentious snorted and left the hound, allowing Angel to approach the father/daughter.
"So, good looking, how's the married life?" Angel asked as he sat next to Naruto, drink in his hand.
Naruto didn't hesitate.
"It is fun." He said as he pulled the bottle from Andy's lips, earning a small glare from the baby, which he ignored as he burped her. "If you are able to settle down, I couldn't recommend it enough."
Angel gave a short, curt laugh.
"As if, this body is too flawless to keep shackled to one person." Angel replied, posing to flaunt his body's sexiness.
Naruto chuckled as he rolled his eyes.
His ears twitched as he hears someone approach him.
He turned and saw Alastor, with his ever present smirk.
"Naruto, would you mind accompanying me somewhere?" Alastor asked the dad.
"Sure, just let me drop Andy off…"
"She can be watched by Charlie, trust me, she is good with children." Alastor interrupted, putting his hand on Naruto's shoulder.
Seeing how Alastor was acting, Naruto nodded.
He stood up and found Charlie at the top of the steps.
"Charlie, I need to step out for a bit, can you watch Andy for me?" Naruto asked the Princess of Hell.
"Of course." Charlie said as she accepted the baby and the responsibility, Razzle and Dazzle floating up to her, making the baby smile.
"Perfect," Alastor said, appearing behind Naruto, hands on the hound's shoulders. "Let's be off, Naruto."
"Al, what is…" Charlie asked as she watched the Radio Demon in a sense drag Naruto down stairs.
"We are going for a walk, Charlie." Alastor said as he and Naruto neared the exit.
"Wait, take the Egg Bois with you." Vaggie ordered.
"What?" Alastor asked, his head 180 degree turning.
"WHAT!" Pentious shouted in shock/fear/confusion.
"Charlie and I have a trust exorcise planned," Vaggie explained to the Radio Demon. "The Egg's will hinder Pentious's improvement, so take them with you."
Alastor's eyes narrowed, seeing the tiny eggs behind her.
"Fine." He said with reluctance.
"Okay, Boss." The Five Egg Bois said as they skipped to catch up to Alastor and Naruto.
"Have any idea what that is about?" Vaggie asked Charlie as the group of seven vanished from eye sight as they walked down the street.
"No… but for now, let's focus on our Trust Exorcises!" Charlie exclaimed, carefully raising a fist in the air to not drop Andy.
Fifteen Minutes Later…
"So… what are we doing?" Naruto asked Alastor as the Egg Bois asked innocent, yet annoying, questions to both demons.
"We are going to an Overlord Meeting." Alastor answered, his face kept an annoyed look from the Egg Bois.
Naruto blinked, stopping in his tracks, allowing Alastor and the Eggs to get a few feet ahead of him.
"Alastor, I don't really want that title." Naruto told the Radio Demon. "I have a family, I don't want to rule over people."
Unbeknownst to our humble hound, sinners who were walking the street were reacting to his and Alastor's presence.
Some in awe, snapping pictures.
Some running in fear, throwing others behind them as shields.
Some committing suicide to just escape the potential painful death Alastor's presence promised.
"Well," Alastor said, his head snapping backwards to face the hound. "I am the one who gave you the title, so I see it as…" His horns started to grow slightly as his eyes became radio dials. "You don't have a choice…"
Naruto swallowed the lump in his throat.
He did owe Alastor his and Loona's life.
Alastor did save them from the Exterminators.
"I… I guess…" Naruto replied cautiously.
Alastor's smile returned to normal.
"Anyway, we can't have you dressed like this." He said, walking up to the hound and snapping his fingers.
Naruto's clothing (A t-shirt, shorts, and his sword) vanished, being replaced with something more akin to a uniform while his sword was now on his back instead of his side.
It was jet black with white highlights, big silver buttons, and on top of that was a white sleeve 'jacket' with a fur cowl, along with a masquerade mask acting like a clip.
*Allen Walker's Crown Clown*
"Very dashing for a young Overlord, don't you think?" Alastor asked as he turned around to continue walking.
"Yeah…" Naruto nervously replied, not hating it, but feeling like it wasn't completely his style.
He jogged slightly to catch up to Alastor.
"So, where did you hear of this meeting?" Naruto asked as more sinners reacted to his and Alastor's presence in a variety of ways.
"A dear friend of mine called Rosie informed me." Alastor answered, once again ignoring the Egg Bois questions. "I had been gone a while, so I made contact with her."
"Indeed, Alastor, thou hath been gone to long."
Naruto shuddered as an imposingly tall demon appeared before himself and Alastor.
"Who's that boss?" One Egg Boi asked.
"Want us to rough him up?" another asked, jumping back and forth, arms posed for a fight.
Alastor had enough.
"You'll stay quiet if you value your shell…" he threatened all of them, with the Eggs going silent.
Alastor returned his attention to this new person.
"This, Naruto," Alastor introduced as he held out a hand toward this being. "Is Zestial, one of Hell's Oldest Overlords."
Naruto took Zestial's form in.
Zestial was very tall and thin-built, spider-like demon with dark gray skin and lime-green eyes. He wore all-black clothing, with a pitch-black cloak that covers most of his body.
At the front of his cloak is a large black spider with lime green stripes on its eight legs, as well as lime green eyes and lime green on its back.
He also wore a distinctive big black top hat with a light grey patch at the front, along with a gray colored skull and a lime green and red striped feather on the right side.
Zestial exuded an ancient, historic, and wise aura about him. One that hid a terror within if fucked with.
"May I have the honor of learning your name?" Zestial asked Naruto, extending a hand for a shake.
"This," Alastor stated, speaking for Naruto as the hound shook Zestial's hand, which had a strong grip. "Is Naruto Uzumaki, the Stray Dog Overlord. He killed the Wolf Pack some time ago, if you recall."
Zestial's eyes widened, gaining red pupils.
"So, you took the honor of killing the dog of our group." Zestial said with a pleased tone, releasing Naruto's hand. "I dare say, you don't seem the Overlord type."
"I would agree." Naruto cautiously replied, earning a chuckle from Zestial.
"By all means, follow us." Zestial said, leading the group.
Naruto and the Egg Bois walked behind Alastor and Zestial.
The former felt like a third wheel as he listened in on their conversation.
After a few minutes, they arrived at a building that had an outdoor elevator.
Zestial entered, then Naruto.
"You," Alastor stated to four of the five Egg Bois, not realizing one was in the elevator. "I have a mission. Stay out here, and don't move."
"Yes, Boss." They said, saluting Alastor as the door closed, the elevator going up.
"Oh, Frank is up there." One said in shock.
"… We have names?"
Chapter 91, DONE!
Things are getting interesting now.
Sorry for taking so long.
I got my copy of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, then Spiderman 2 got its NG+, and then… Akira Toriyama's death was announced.
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Yeah, a lot has happened in between, so it was a lot for me.
Anyway, not only have Octavia and Riser taken steps toward their future, they are including Gaara. Neat.
Now, Sir Pentious is in the group.
Now, the Overlord Meeting is about to begin, with Naruto being dragged there. Honestly, he doesn't see himself as one. Doesn't even want the title, but as I showed, Alastor isn't giving him the choice.
I can't wait to see how things turn out next.
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