BAE: Beautiful and Evil – Golden BAE
As BAE continues to rise to the top of the WWE, Sasha Banks suspects that the God Girls are trying to break up her marriage to Seth Rollins. Will Sasha have it all or will she lose what matters to her the most?
A/N: This chapter contains sexual references and is not suitable for younger readers.
Chapter Fourteen – A Degenerate Agreement
The Balors, Long Island, New York
Seth sat in his rental car waiting for his wife to come out of Becky and Finn's house. Sasha wanted to talk to Bianca Belair in person and Seth had no idea how the conversation was going. Havana was playing with Perfection in the garden and Becky and Finn decided to mediate and every so often, they'd come outside to check on Seth, well at least Finn would. Becky, like all the other God Girls, was still freezing him out.
"Hello?" Seth said answering his phone.
"So you're unemployed," Hunter said humorously. "How does it feel not being the leader of the God Girls anymore?"
"Not now Hunter," Seth said and he almost hung up but Hunter caught him just before he did.
"I sent the ring back, is she wearing it?" Hunter asked.
"Yeah she's got it on Hunter," Seth said and after a laboured pause Hunter spoke again.
"Seth I love you and I want what's best for you and nobody will have the balls to tell you this but I've said it from the beginning; Sasha was out of your league back when you were just friends and it's even more clearer to me, after all this time, that she's still not the right woman for you," Hunter said. "I still have the wedding ring, the ring I sent back is a friendship ring,"
"What do you mean?" Seth said.
"I talked about it with Shawn and then I totally ignored him," Hunter said. "He still thinks you and Sasha should be together but he married out of his league too, so I wouldn't listen to him either,"
"Sasha's wearing a friendship ring," Seth asked puzzled by Hunter's actions.
"I made it look just like your wedding ring, she can't even tell the difference can she?" Hunter said and Seth shrugged.
"I think she's mad at me but I don't know why. Bianca can't help it if she's in love with me, I feel terrible but there's no reason Sasha should. I'm not leaving her and I never will," Seth said and she shifted about uncomfortably in his seat. "But can I tell you something Hunter?"
"Only if you want me to tell everyone else what you said," Hunter said turning onto the Long Island Expressway.
"Fine, tell everyone I don't care, Sasha says I need counseling because our sex life is so messed up since I found out the God Girls have disbanded," Seth said.
"In what way?" Hunter asked.
"We've been having um…" Seth said and Hunter frowned as Seth trailed off.
"You've been having what?" Hunter asked.
"You know that thing that's supposed to happen at the end?" Seth said and Hunter nodded. "I can't see you nodding Hunter we're on the phone,"
"Oh right, what I meant to say was, I know what you mean. So, what happens, how do you finish?" Hunter asked getting closer to Becky and Finn's house.
"I don't finish, I just die on her," Seth said.
"Oh, so that means you're not attracted to her anymore," Hunter said. "That only happens when you lose physical interest in the person you're supposed to be in love with. It doesn't mean you don't love her, it just means you're not into her sexually anymore,"
"But I am attracted to Sasha, my wife is super hot," Seth said. "It's just I think I'm carrying a lot of guilt for letting Bianca kiss me. I haven't been kissed by another woman in years and when I think about all the times Bianca and I have embraced, when we've hugged or been really close, touching each other and being sweet and all that, that's when I get excited,"
"Excited?" Hunter repeated and Seth jumped as Hunter appeared just outside his rental car. "Let me in let's talk about this up close,"
"I didn't know you were in New York," Seth said, letting Hunter in the passenger's side of the rental car.
"I came down to support you, I know Shawn and Lita are giving the God Girls a hard time but I leave the God stuff to them. I want you to be with the right person and it sounds like you're staying with Sasha," Hunter said and Seth nodded.
"Yeah, I really do love her. I feel like we're friends again, like we're rebuilding our marriage. I just need help with this thing," Seth said perplexed and Hunter listened intently. "I refuse to let Shawn and Lita ruin what I have with the God Girls. I understand their reason for disbanding us, Bianca kissing me was wrong and the God Girls giving my wife the cold shoulder and disrespecting me was also wrong. The issue I'm having is with Bianca and Perfection. I care about them so much and I want to be in their lives but everytime I think about Bianca…"
"You get horny?" Hunter said and Seth nodded.
"Dude, when she kissed me, I had to exert so much self-control to make sure it didn't go further," Seth said.
"So you wanted it to go further," Hunter said and Seth nodded.
"I've been sleeping with her mentally for months, and when she kissed me I had to shut it down, because it's wrong, I'm married," Seth said.
"Is it wrong to want to have sex with Bianca Belair?" Hunter asked and Seth nodded.
"Yes it is," Seth said.
"You think about it a lot don't you?" Hunter said.
"I'm thinking about it right now," Seth said.
"Give me the details," Hunter said and Seth frowned at him.
"No Hunter," Seth replied.
"Is there a room in the house that you've already chosen to screw her in?" Hunter asked.
"Yes," Seth replied. "Against the wall,"
"What wall?" Hunter asked. "The bathroom wall, the living room wall, what wall Seth?"
"The living room wall," Seth replied.
"What house is the wall in?" Hunter asked.
"Yours," Seth replied. "The Sandbox, in the DX family room, right up against the wall by the long bay window,"
Hunter clapped his hands together in amusement, "You're having an emotional affair with Bianca Belair!" he teased Seth.
"It's not funny Hunter I feel terrible about this," Seth said but Hunter dismissed Seth's guilt.
"Oh get over yourself, I've screwed every single God Girl in my mind at least a hundred times this week. It's called having fun, it doesn't mean I'll ever do it," Hunter said and Seth shrunk into himself.
"I wish I could say the same," he said to Hunter guiltily, "I wanna do it,"
"You wanna screw Bianca Belair, like for real?" Hunter asked unconvinced. "You're such a God boy Seth, you'll never do it. The Holy Spirit would knock you out before you sleep with another woman, let alone the EST,"
"I talked to God about this the night after Wrestlemania; I begged the Lord to release me, to let me go as leader of the God Girls because I felt so guilty. Then of all people, it was Bianca who encouraged me to keep going, that she wouldn't let me slip. Then she kissed me and now, I don't know if she'll even talk to me again. I never wanted to lose her as a friend Hunter," Seth said. "But man, after I sleep with Sasha, I spend a lot of time in the shower, thinking about that wall by the bay window in the DX family room,"
"In this fantasy of yours, is the sex loud?" Hunter asked and Seth shook his head wondering why Hunter would ask him such a question. "Does Bianca make a lot of noise when you're smashing her against the wall in my house?"
Seth nodded, "Why the Hell does that matter Hunter?" he asked.
"Because in my fantasy about Bianca, I'm the one making all the noise," Hunter said and Seth tried not to laugh but it was an exercise in futility because he couldn't help but laugh at Hunter's comment. "It's true, she's always on top and I'm always the thirsty one. She never gets tired, ever. She's good Seth, she's really good,"
"Okay Hunter that's enough," Seth said, wiping the tears of laughter from his eyes. "This is serious. I can't finish with my wife but when I think about Bianca, I finish everytime. So what do I do? How do I fix this?"
"Seth, you're getting all worked up over something every man on the planet does with a woman he's not married to. It doesn't mean you're a bad person, just because you're attracted to someone it doesn't mean you're gonna have sex with them. Most people never get to sleep with the person they're fantasising about, if I slept with every woman I dreamed about, I'd be the slut of the 21st century. I think that would make me a two-time slut actually, I'm pretty sure I won the award last year too,"
Seth held his sides as laughter ran through his entire body, "I'm so glad you came to Long Island Hunter, I've been killing myself over this and now I feel better," he said and Hunter smiled at Seth.
"That's what I'm here for Seth, I'm here to make you feel better!" Hunter said. "You should be able to talk to someone you trust about this and it's certainly not worth throwing away your relationship with Bianca over it. You mean too much to each other,"
"I know and I'm not going to, I won't let this come between us," Seth said.
"That's just what I was thinking, so what you gotta do Seth, is grab her gently, take her to the side –"
"And talk to her, yes that's a great idea," Seth said thinking he knew where Hunter was going but he was totally wrong.
"No, that's amateur stuff Seth, she'd expect you to do that, but now that you know how she really feels about you, you gotta meet her half way. So what you gotta do is, you take her to the side and then slip your hand under her skirt and see how far you can go before she says stop," Hunter said and Seth burst out laughing thinking Hunter was telling another joke. "I'm not kidding," Hunter said seriously and Seth furrowed his brow.
"You know I can't do that," Seth said. "She might think I'm trying to take advantage of her or something, it's completely inappropriate, I'm still married Hunter,"
"If she was married I'd be like "dude, in your dreams," but she's single now, she's divorced. Tell me where it says you can't put your hand up a woman's skirt in the Bible, if she wants you to? That's not adultery Seth, that's what Shawn and I used to call the 'Victoria's Secret Handshake,'" Hunter said. "It's clearly what she wants you to do, right?"
Seth was disgusted by Hunter's suggestion, but he couldn't deny that it wasn't that unreasonable, after all, Bianca made a move on him, she kissed him and if Seth hadn't pulled away, things would have gone a lot further between them.
"Do you think she'd let me do that to her?" Seth asked unsure and amazed he was even talking to Hunter about this.
"It's not sex so it wouldn't be an affair type thing and you'd be doing it for her. She wants to sleep with you but that's not an option, so the Victoria's Secret Handshake is the next best thing, as long as you remember that it's just a handshake," Hunter explained.
Seth frowned, "What does that mean?" he asked confused.
"It means like a normal handshake, it is quick and it doesn't go on forever," Hunter said. "If you find yourself "shaking hands'' for too long, it's time to stop, because sooner or later, you'll be smashing her up against the wall of whatever house you're in, probably mine, and you don't want that,"
"Oh yes I do," Seth said. "I want to do a lot of things to Bianca Belair, a lot…of…things,"
"And since you can't do those things without losing your wife, do the handshake for awhile instead! I guarantee she'll be into it, it'll make her feel less like a loser and more like a hot chick that can get Sasha Banks' husband off, it'll really boost her ego," Hunter said and Seth blushed.
"I really like this idea but I don't want to offend her, do you think she knows what a Victoria's Secret Handshake is?" Seth said and Hunter frowned at him.
"Yeah she knows, I mean, a guy you like puts his hand up your skirt, you're gonna know what he's doing," Hunter said.
"I don't wanna be presumptuous Hunter, the last thing I want to do is offend Bianca. I'd rather not do this if it means we lose our friendship, and I get accused of sexual harassment," Seth said and Hunter laughed at Seth's innocence.
"Oh you are way past the friends stage Seth Rollins, so just do it already. You Christians are so boring, Christ died, it doesn't mean that you should live a boring life because of what happened at Calvary," he said.
"Just what do you think happened on that Cross? It wasn't a frat party Hunter, dying to ourselves is what Christianity is all about," Seth said.
"Having problems finishing sex with your wife because you'd much rather be smashing Bianca up against the wall in the DX family room isn't what Christianity is about either Seth. Consider this a merciful out, at Joanie and my anniversary party, I expect to see you shaking Bianca's hand or I'm not going to be able to go to bed a happily married man, is that what you want?" Hunter said and Seth shook his head wondering which member of DX he should be listening to right now. If he listened to Shawn, he'd never see Bianca Belair again but if he listened to Hunter, he'd be seeing a whole lot more of her, not as much as he wanted to, but given how tough things were in the bedroom right now, he'd definitely be able to settle for a so-called "handshake".
"What are you doing here Hunter?" Finn Balor asked coming over to Seth's rental car and seeing Hunter there.
"Just making some last minute requests for my anniversary party," Hunter said and Seth chuckled.
"Oh well, I see your visit has done some good. I haven't seen Seth smile in days," Finn said. "You feeling better now?"
Seth nodded, "Yeah Finn, I'm feeling a lot better,"
"Good because things aren't going so well between your wife and Bianca. Becky said you need to come in and mediate," Finn said and Seth nodded before turning to Hunter.
"Thank you for coming," he said. "Now I'm gonna go fix this God Girl situation while Shawn and Lita decide our fate,"
"Don't worry about them, one handshake is all it'll take Seth. I know Bianca will appreciate it," Hunter said and Seth laughed again while Finn wondered what type of Degenerate advice the Bonehead of DX gave to Sasha's husband.