Author's Note
Obviously I don't own these characters Yugioh Gx abridged. I read a few fanfics of the Yugioh cast reacting to the abridged show. I got one in my favourites called 'The Void'. I wanted to give it a try with Yugioh GX. Hope you like it.
After defeating Bronn, Jaden was alone. Alexis, Chazz, Hassleberry and Atticus all sent to the stars. He didn't expect to be sent to a room with only a tv and a couch. Jaden scratched his head. "Where am I exactly".
"I was hoping you could tell me".
Jaden gasped. That voice. "Zane".
Zane gave a cocky smirk, but a hint of kindness shown too.
Suddenly, the others to appear out of the blue were, Syrus, Chumley, Chazz, Bastion, Alexis and Dr Crowler.
Syrus was the first to regain his bearings. "Jaden"? Before Syrus could tell him off, he then saw his brother. "Zane".
The older sibling simply nodded.
Next Chumley regained his senses. "Jaden, Syrus".
Jaden was pleasantly surprised and Syrus actually forgot his anger for a second. "Chumley"!
Chumley rushed to give them both a massive hug. They barely had any air.
Chazz and Alexis seemed unhappy to see Jaden as Syrus was.
Chazz spoke first. He pointed the finger at Jaden. "What did you do now".
Suddenly the tv turned on and words appeared. Suddenly a clown appeared. Crass Clown to be more exact.
"Hiya all. I brought you all here to watch something special".
Chazz looked annoyed. "We were brought here to some weird to watch tv"?
"Yep. It's simple really, you watch all twenty episodes and then you can go home. But not before".
They all turned to Bastion who usually had the answers. He sighed. "I got nothing".
Crass Crown pointed to the couch. There was only one couch. And it was first come, first served. The ones to get the couch were Jaden, Chumley, Alexis and Chazz. Although Chumley was more of a barrier between Jaden and the other 2. Chumley was going to ask, but decided to keep quite for now. As for Jaden, he felt bad about what happened to his friends and yet, a part of him also felt that wherever he was, kept him from finding Jessie.
Crowler unpleased that he didn't get a seat, simply stood behind the couch. Zane did the same, but he didn't mind. Syrus and Bastion sat on the floor.
Crass Clown spoke. "Call me if you need anything". He disappeared.
Chazz huffed. "So, he gets to leave, but we don't".
Crowler huffed then. "Be grateful you got a seat".
Episode Title: I'm Jaden, And I'm Flawless.
Now Chazz was really unamused. "Is this some trick to make us forgive you, because it won't work"!
(Intro: BeForU's "Breakdown" plays)
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I'm late! I can't believe this! Never again am I staying up till 4 o'clock in the frickin' morning watching tutorials on how to build a pancake helicopter!
Crowler was not amused. "That's why you nearly missed your exam"?
Jaden didn't pay attention. "Look I'm on the tv"!
Chazz huffed. "That does like the kind of stupid thing that you would miss an exam for, slacker"!
Especially when the exam is today! But not to worry- As long as nothing gets in my way to slow me down, I should make it there just in time.
YUGI: Hmm...I wonder where the hell my shirt is.
JADEN: Hey, look out! I've lost all ability of changing direction!
(crashes into Yugi) Oh, the pain!
YUGI: You're a duelist, aren't you?
JADEN: Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy, yes I am!
YUGI: Then here! I want you to have this!
All excluding Jaden were surprised.
Bastion spoke first. "Is that Yugi"?
Chazz shook his head. "It can't be".
(gives him a card)
JADEN: Heh! You just lost out on a card. Hey, wait, where are you going?
'The king of games gives you a card and that's all you have to say'? She was too upset to bring it up with him'.
"Hey, I was actually nicer in person. Whoever filmed this obviously took some liberties".
Crowler didn't know what was more surprising, that Jaden met and got a card from Yugi, or that he used liberties correctly in a sentence.
YUGI: To make a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-air!
Zane had one response. "…What"?
JADEN: Alright, well, good luck with that! (Yugi leaves, Grandia 2's Live! Live! Live"! plays) Wow, what a really nice guy- ehuhh- Gay! What the hell is this? This is absolute garbage! How dare anyone give me this crap?! Where is he? I'll kill him with a rusty spork!
"Hey! Winged Kuriboh is one of my best pals. He not useless and he saved me plenty of times".
(sfx: beep beep)
JADEN'S WATCH: Your entrance exam is in 5 minutes. Move your ass!
JADEN: Oh damn it, that's right! Lucky I have this reminder function on my watch.
WATCH: Move faster!
JADEN: I am, you goddamn sprick!
(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays)
Crowler covered his ears. "What was that".
Alexis shrugged. "I didn't understood any of those words.
ANNOUNCER: Attention students! A Mokey Mokey has been found! If you are the owner, please come collect it at the office.
STUDENT #1: Oh, that's mine.
STUDENT #2: No it's not, it's mine!
STUDENT #3: Are you kidding me? I lost it when I was 7!
Syrus was surprised. "Wow, all this over a that card".
CROWLER: Watching children play a card game is like punting a small squirrel. It's funny at first, but then you just lose interest.
Zane had one response. "…What"?
ENROLLER: Well, It doesn't look like anymore main characters are coming. Shut it down, girls!
GIRLS: Ok!
JADEN: No! Wait!
GIRLS: What the-?!
JADEN: Wow! I can't believe I managed to climb up this elaborate wall!
Chumley turned to Jaden. "You climbed up the wall".
Jaden rubbed his head. "I assumed it would be faster".
I should be called "Jaden-man"!
Jaden nodded. "I like that, what do you guys think?... Guys".
(slight pause)
RANDOM GIRL: Lame!
Chazz smirked. "There's your answer".
JADEN: Shutup! (Dog growls) Uh he he, Oh god, heh, nice nice doggy, heh, nice big doggy, heh- HOLY CRAP!
(falls down)
Everyone's eyes were wide, even Zane put his hand to his mouth.
Chumley winced. "That got to hurt".
JADEN: Uh huh ow, my coccyx! Ok, nice doggy, easy now doggy, umm, you like Winged-Kurbohs?
(dog eats him alive)
JADEN: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN! OH GOD! WHY ISN'T ANYONE STOPPING THIS?! OH MY FREAKING CHRIST! AAAAAAHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE!
The viewers were silent.
Alexis spoke first. "I'm glad we didn't see it, hearing it was horrific enough".
Chazz winced "No matter what the slacker did, he didn't deserve that".
GIRL: Do you think he's ok?
ENROLLER: I don't care.
Bastion frowned. "Talk about lack of empathy".
JADEN: MY LIVER!
(scene cuts to Duel Academy, a duel is in session)
EXAMINER: Face it, kid, you've got no chance of winning. Why don't you run home and have a little tea party?
BASTION: What if I played Ring of Destruction?
EXAMINER: Well then, you'd probably win, but it's a good thing you don't-
(Bastion reveals his face-down card: Ring of Destruction)
EXAMINER: Ah, come on!
Bastion crossed his arms and smiled.
(sfx: Explosion, Life Points hit zero)
OBELISK BLUE STUDENT: Duh, he were pretty good, boss!
CHAZZ: Yeah, yeah. I'm too rich and snobbish to care.
"Wow Chazz, your guy is pretty accurate".
Chazz actually forgot he was angry and sweat dropped. "Quite slacker, I'm not like that".
Syrus seemed unsure. "It's not that far off".
JADEN: Man, that's some mighty fine dueling.
SYRUS: Who the hell are you?
JADEN: I'm Jaden, but my friends know me as Jaden-man!
RANDOM GIRL: Still lame!
Chazz nodded. "Agreed".
JADEN: Shuddup!
SYRUS: Jaden? The kid from the announcement? Weren't you supposed to be killed by a little dog?
Chumley was unsure. "Didn't sound little".
JADEN: Uh, it was a bear, actually.
SYRUS: Well anyway, how come you're not injured?
Bastion nodded. "He looks fine for someone that suffered a canine attack".
JADEN: Pfft! Are you kidding me? I'm the main character. I can't be hurt.
SYRUS: Oooooohhhh, is that so?
(cocks gun)
Zane turned to his brother in horror. "You brought a gun with you"?
Syrus waved his arms up and down. "I didn't I swear".
JADEN: Um...guns are my only weakness!
SYRUS: Ooohhh...
(fires gun)
JADEN: HOLY CRAP!
Everyone turned to Syrus. "If that actually happened, I'm pretty sure we would have heard the shot".
Zane and Alexis saw themselves, but so far nothing was said.
CROWLER: Hmm...What rhymes with "golem?" Molem? No. Trolem? No. Mary-Palolem? That's not even a word. Solemn? Solemn! Yes! Solemn! I must write it down!
Now all eyes were on Crowler. He simply shrugged in confusion.
ENROLLER: Professor Crowler, the main character is here and he needs to be examed.
CROWLER: Goddamn it, Gertreud, how dare you interrupt me when I'm being artistic. But it's not your fault. You wouldn't understand what it's like being a great poet like myself.
Jaden chuckled. "Crowler and poetry, I'd rather pay attention to his boring classes". The teacher glared. Jaden thought it could lighten tensions between him and Syrus, Chazz and Alexis, they refused to speak to him.
ENROLLER: I don't think poetry is really important right now-
CROWLER: POETRY IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT, YOU FRICKIN'-!
Bastion smirked in amusement. This Crowler was certainly, passionate.
(Crowler's cell-phone rings; the ringtone is _ )
CROWLER: Oh! hehe, That's mine. One moment. (answers) Hello?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: (breathing heavily) I can see you, Crowler...
CROWLER: Sheppard, I know that's you.
SHEPPARD: Awww, anyway Crowler, I called you for a very specific reason.
(Sheppard continues talking on phone, sound is fast and high pitched)
CROWLER: Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, I don't know, Uh- the third one, No, not in a million years, Backwards, I think, Have you tried putting it in the other way? No, I wouldn't recommend that, yes, no, ok, yeah, alright, ok, uh, yeah, I'll see you soon, Yeah I-, I love you too. (hangs up) My god! Sorry about that!
Jaden laughed. "Don't be, it was certainly funny". Crowler on the other hand had his hand on his face. He felt like an idiot after that.
Now, where were we?
ENROLLER: Um, something about poetry?
CROWLER: Oh, yes, you're absolutely- POETRY IS VERY IMPORTANT, YOU FRICKIN'-!
JADEN: And that's the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
ANNOUNCER: Will the main character please report to duel field #3?
JADEN: Oh! That's me! Time to get my game on!
SYRUS: Gay!
JADEN: Shutup!
Everyone laughed, including Jaden.
GIRL #1: Oh, Professor Crowler, your Duel Disk is so big!
CROWLER: Yeah, you like that, don'tcha, bitch? They don't call me "professor" for nothing.
GIRL #2: Why do they call you professor?
CROWLER: Why do you ask questions? Go do something girly.
GIRL #2: Oooh! I'm gonna go adopt a puppy.
CROWLER: Well, you've come so far to lose to the great poet and duelist, me, Professor Crowler. I assure you that you won't- WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A BUNNY?!
JADEN: Make me!
(cocks gun)
Alexis sighed. "Why is everybody suddenly carrying a gun"?
JADEN: Uh hehehe, ok, I'm gonna draw a card now.
Crowler laughed. "It certainly keeps the slacker in line".
(Draws Winged Kuriboh) Oh hey! It's you! I'm sure you'll come in handy, little buddy. I mean, after all, that guy wouldn't have- (Winged Kuriboh winks at him) HOLY CRAP! Did that thing just frickin' wink at me? That's it, no more pot for me!
Everybody was silent. Crowler sighed. "That would explain a lot".
Well, I guess it wouldn't do any harm to use you. I summon-
(sfx: Explosion, card blows up)
JADEN: Ahh! You piece of crap!
Jaden was mad. "Hey, messing with me is one thing, but leave him out of this".
CROWLER: Face it, Jaden! You've got nothing in your deck that can save you!
JADEN: True, but what I have doesn't need to be in my deck. For I have the power of George Michael!
(George Michael's "Flawless (Go To The City)" plays in the background during Battle)
(Ancient Gear Golem collapses on Crowler, life points hit zero)
Chazz certainly enjoyed the song. "Seems this Jaden has some taste, far from this one".
JADEN: That's game! Thank God I'm flawless!
("Absolutely Flawless" riff from the song plays when he says "flawless")
ALEXIS: Wow! That duel reminded me of my first period. Wanna hear about it?
Alexis actually screamed in embarrassment. Both Chazz and Syrus were blushing bright red, yet them seemed to be eager to hear it and Alexis quickly turned her anger on them.
Jaden awkwardly scratched his head. Crowler looked like he would get a heart attack any second, Chumley wanted to hide behind the couch. Bastion coughed to avoid making a direct response and even Zane was blushing.
ZANE: And that's where I get outta here!
Zane nodded. "I would too if I could".
As for Chazz and Syrus, they were on Alexis' bad side. Not Jaden bad, but they were close.
JADEN: Yeah! I did it! Believe it! Whoops! Wrong Animé. But still- haha! And it's all thanks to you, Kuriboh, all thanks to you.
WINGED KURIBOH: (winks) Mhhmm!
JADEN: Stop f**king winking at me!
Jaden shrugged. "This Jaden needs to relax a bit".
(Ending: "Who let the dogs out?" by Baha Men plays)
CAPTION: Did you like the re-dub? Did ya?! Did ya?! Did ya?! Did ya?! : D Always make sure your safety is on. The true owner never came to collect their mokey-mokey. Though, 2402 people claimed ownership. This caused a riot shortly after. 1,500 injured. 420 hospitalized. 12 dead. 3 shot. 200 wedgies. It was awesome.
All this for a Mokey Mokey card. Zane only had one response. "…What"?
(Stinger)
JADEN: (whiningly) My legs! They hurt so much! How could a dog even do that?! Why?! I didn't deserve that! Mommy! (stops whining)Oh, hey! A nickel!
Bastion put his hands behind his head. "Well, he quickly got over what could be described as a traumatizing animal attack".
Chumley shrugged. "That sure was… something".
It was Crowler who spoke next, but it wasn't about what they watched. "I think there's something here we need to figure out". He was talking about the tension Jaden had with 3 people who were normally his friends.
Author's Note
The stars are what they used in instead of death in the dub.