(A/N: Felt bored, so I decided to do a little one-shot series. If you have any requests, leave them in reviews or my PM. Anyway, this one-shot was based off of Friends episode, 'The One with the Boobies.' Next week, I will upload the story of my version of Sons of Garmadon)


It was a completely quiet day today as Wu had decided to give the Ninja a day off training, telling them to do 'whatever young kids do these days'. But, what happened next, he felt a little perplexed.


It all happened when Wu went to the kitchen to grab some tea leaves for his afternoon tea. He briefly stopped to grab a cookie from a pile that Zane cooked the other day before eating it while heading over to a nearby cupboard, and opens it. He grabs the box of tea leaves from the shelf while at the same time, Nya, towel wrapped around her waist, was drying her hair with another towel while having it cover her top area. But as soon as Wu grabbed the leaves, the bag suddenly slips out of his hands, giving off a clatter as he knelt down to grab it. Nya had heard the noise and turned to see Wu picking it up, causing her to scream at his intrusiveness and drop her towel. Wu looked up immediately before screaming in surprise and jumped at the same time. Nya quickly ran over to the table where she grabbed a weaved blanket to try and cover her top area. "I'm sorry!" Wu yelled as he held his hands out.

"Master Wu, what are you doing here?" Nya asked, completely annoyed at him.

"This is my monastery." He answered, with unintentional sarcasm.

The response made Nya even more angered. "You just like to hide around the place, without giving us a single warning!"

"I'm sorry!"

"You have no respect for anyone's privacy!" Wu looked at Nya a bit more before realising.

"Nya, wait-"

"No, you wait! This is ridiculous!"

"Can I just say one small thing?"

"What?! What?!"

"That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your..." He tries to think of a response. "Nippular area." Nya immediately grunted and takes off down the hallway as Wu came up to the doorway. "I'm sorry. I could leave you alone for a bit!" He soon shuddered, wondering what the others would say if they heard.


"He did what?!" Was the response from Jay when his girlfriend told the others about what happened a few hours later.

"He saw my breasts, Jay." Nya replied, rephrasing what she told him, her brother and their friends.

"What was he doing seeing your breasts?!" Kai asked, a little angered.

"I'm sure it was just an accident." Zane said.

"Besides, if Wu were a pervert, he'd actually be across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts." Cole said.

"Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?" Nya asked, completely annoyed.

"I don't know why you're so embarrassed." Lloyd said. "They look like very nice breasts."

"Lloyd!" Kai and Jay yelled at the same time to their young leader.

"Sorry, sorry." He raised his hands in an apologetic way.

"Can we please think of a punishment for Master Wu?" Nya asked, trying to get back to her original subject.

"Like what?" Jay asked. "All we know is that Master Wu likes to drink tea, read scrolls, meditate, and every once in a while kick our heinies."

"Then that'll be the perfect punishment."

"What 'punishment', sis?" Kai asked.

"No tea for two days. No wait, make that two weeks."

"Are you sure?" Zane asked. "What if he isn't happy of not even having his daily tea?"

"Well, he should have thought about it before looking at my breasts."

And so, the following morning, Wu went to grab his morning tea, only to find the cupboard where he keeps his teas was bare, except for a note, which he takes to read. "'No tea for two weeks for looking at my breasts.'" He read the note before sighing. "I need to write an apology letter to her."