Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto or Kiss x Sis.

Uzumaki Naruto woke up silently. He glanced around his room blearily before finding the source of his early wake. His clock that was set for 12:00 am.

Turning it off the boy slumped in his bed for a bit taking a breather. After catching himself he rolled out onto the floor naked and all. Dragging himself to his lower dresser he pulled out boxers. Putting them on he yawned silently.

'Time to get prepared for their arrival I guess.' They were all coming today so he needed to make sure everything was in peak condition.

He stood up seeing his list as he took it. He almost got caught too many times not to have it. He read it making sure everything was there.

1- Place back dad's super special edition Icha Icha: Winter Paradise.

2- Place back mom's super special edition Icha Icha: Domination Destroyer.

3- Place back big sis' super special edition Icha Icha: Self Love

4- Place back big sis' old phone with pictures of her friends in bikinis from high-school.

5- Clean the dirty ass house.

6- Make family breakfast.

And on and on it went in order of importance. Now one may think his mom would be on top of the list due to being the metaphorical pants in the house.

You'd be wrong. His father was very gentle most of the time but everyone in the house knew he emitted pretty crazy vibes at times. Both him and big sis knew that mom only acted tough until dad decided it was enough.

He still remembered that week his Mom exploded on him for an accident that wasn't his fault. His dad had came in gave her one look and she deflated like a Balloon. He remembered her flinching when he said.

"I hope you have a good safe word for tonight." Now he still didn't know what it meant but he was sure it was some kind of torture.

But since mom seemed fine and only limped a bit he thought it was okay.

Naruto picked up his phone looking at the pictures. He had taken pictures of their previous spots so he could adjust them properly. He knew his family. They might seem like airheads but all of them emitted serial killer vibes at times.

He was the only normal one in the set he mused as he took the gloves and alcohol swabs. He cleaned the books and his sister's phone of his fingerprints before leaving them out to dry. Not good enough for forensics but good enough to fool the family.

He didn't need to worry about the footprints since it was expected for him to go into their rooms to clean.

Naruto looked out his window smiling seeing the garbage truck as he disposed of his evidence.

Coming back inside Naruto now wearing a coat and boxers glanced around sighing. Time to clean.

30 minutes later he finished the top floor as he got a mini ladder to dust the trophies. As he was up there he had a wild thought that he couldn't control.

'What if I get Riko to go up here and she wears a skirt?' He gulped at the thought imagining the sight. His eyes trembled a bit as he dusted off the trophies. He didn't know how he would make it possible but he knew he needed to see a twin wearing a skirt.

Upskirts were a man's backbone!

Naruto climbed down finished with that. He went upstairs to clean as he left the one with the least amount of work for last.

He glanced around his sister's room, rolling his eyes. It was illuminated in pink and unsurprisingly it had pictures of her face plastered all over the walls.

From the roof to the floor nothing was uncovered. Some were her as a idol girl, others as a K pop star and some she was even a opera singer!

His sis may have a bit of a disorder but no one seemed to care much. She never seemed to hurt anyone with it so it was okay right?

Naruto straightened everything up about to walk out as he paused. He glanced at the small corner of the room seeing the counter with pictures of their family. He smiled seeing it.

She may be a bit narcissistic but she loved her family. That's why he loved his big sis.

He closed the door after putting back the book and phone. He didn't know what she would do if she found out and he didn't care. He wouldn't allow himself to get caught.

He went to his parents room ignoring everything weird inside the draws. He had no wish to even register such things in his innocent little brain. He glanced at the clock.

1:20 am. He was making good time.

Finishing up inside the room he left not wanting to traumatize himself anymore. This was why he got his own credit card as soon as he could. He had no wish to see the weird things they bought.

Naruto cleaned the guest rooms quickly as they weren't disturbed before or after. He moved out quickly as his trooper mind set did not allow him to stay even a minute more than necessary.

Naruto finally went back to his room as he glanced around. He had cleaned it before hand knowing if any of his escapades were found he'd be in hot water.

So all he did was get a basket of his dirty clothes and put them in. He walked down stairs putting them in the washer.

"Ahh man! Now that that's done let's..." Naruto went in the kitchen as he got breakfast prepared ahead of time. His family was coming back from tough work so it was the least he could do.

He felt really lazy and didn't really want to cook but he had strict training that didn't allow him to stop because something was hard.

Unless he really really didn't like it anyway.

So Naruto got to cooking whistling the entire way. He was tempted to turn on some tunes but the stations he liked played some pretty wacky stuff at this time of day.

Speaking of that he glanced at the kitchen clock installed in the corner of the roof.

2:00 am good.

He flipped some pancakes, deciding to go full American today. They were a mixed family after all. His dad was half Japanese and American so it blended over a bit.

Naruto sat down on the counter as he waited for the food to finish. Feeling bored he opened up his phone looking at his messages. He didn't really like phones that much as he enjoyed being outside a lot but he had a feeling he would be liking a lot very soon.

He scrolled past the angry coaches messages and the nudes he saw were sent to him. Actually he went and blocked those 2 girls. He didn't want to see that stuff with them.

He moved past his friends' messages too. He knew they knew how he felt about it so it was okay. He'd make it up to them.

He found what he was looking for as he smiled. Panda and rabbit.

Riko and Ako respectively. He smiled as he took a picture of his food cooking before he realized he was cooking!

"It's not burnt! Thank goodness! That would be a disaster to clean!" He turned the heat lower just in case he forgot again. Jumping back on the counter he sent the picture to both girls as he closed the phone turning the silent to vibrate resting it down.

He turned back around though as he saw it vibrating not ten seconds after. That was quick.

He picked it up reading the message smiling. He could hear her voice in it.

Riko: What are you doing so early, idiot? Go to sleep! You're sick! Btw meshitero bastard!"

Naruto chuckled. He didn't quite think when he sent that huh? She was definitely hungry right now.

Naruto: Sorry I can leave you some if you want?

Riko: Really but I thought it was for your family?

Naruto: It is but you're my friend aren't you? You can come over and eat if you want.

He saw the pause as much as he could feel the indecision on her face from here. He went to the stove, turning it off as he covered it.

Placing the phone down he ignored the vibrating as he finished up quickly. Placing the pans into the dishwasher he wiped his hands before picking up the phone.

Riko: Well if you can leave me some please do. I won't get it by this morning but I'll be there this afternoon!

Riko: Also don't think I didn't see you avoid my question blondie!

Naruto scratched his head. He wasn't really feeling all that sick anymore. He looked at the last message.

Riko: Oh yeah I wanted to ask what were you doing by the door so long yesterday? Mom said she saw you guys just standing there.

Naruto froze as he felt sweat immediately being expelled from his body. He gulped. That woman was a gossip head even when he knew her as a little boy. She was even more so now.

So if she saw what happened and leaked it back to mom…

The boy nearly felt his soul escape. He fiddled with the phone shakily with a hysterical laugh.

Naruto: Really? I don't remember much to be honest. Actually I think she may have had some food stuck in her hair from lunch.

Riko: Oh that makes sense.

Naruto fist pumped.

Riko: Oh and is your family still coming to visit today?

Naruto tilted his head confused.

Naruto: Yeah why?

Riko: Nothing, just making sure.

Naruto looked at the message that seemed a bit ominous and felt a sweat trail down his face. What did that mean?

However it seemed she had no desire to continue that side of that conversation.

Riko: Btw are you in your pajamas? Wanna exchange pictures?

Naruto looked down and thought about the words 3 times in rapid succession as they bounced around his mind like pin balls.

He only had one thought.

'What the fuck are you talking about Riko?'

Naruto: ???

Naruto: In this day and age where pictures get constantly leaked you want take pictures in pajamas? Are you insane?

He was about to scold her some more before he stopped and immediately downloaded the picture she sent with the caption "You won't tell anyone right?"

'I'll delete this later!' Naruto thought as his eyes roamed the picture he didn't bother with her other messages as he looked at it.

She was sitting in front of her bed with her knees up and feet closed together loosely taking a picture infront of a mirror.

That would be all well and good if she wasn't wearing a baggy set of shorts and a loose t-shirt!

Naruto tried tilting his phone hoping he could manipulate reality. Thighs, thighs thighs! He could see all the way down the creamy skin as it trailed down before he reached the black loose shorts.

The black shorts dear lord, he could see a flash of pink showing at her inner thigh! It was faint but he knew they were cotton panties from here! It was unfortunate because he could tell they were pretty tight too! They would have made a wonderful camel toe!

A small piece of her curvy ass was also showing as the shorts were to flimsy to cover it.

He struggled trying to get more of the panties to show even zooming in before he gave up.

He looked to her chest as his eyes narrowed in on them. She wasn't wearing a bra. He couldn't see the peak of the peaks but he could tell the hand sized breast weren't contained at all.

All this happened in the span of 5 seconds as Naruto immediately deleted the picture. He wasn't about to get caught off guard and see his name in the news.

If he was going to see that it would be in real life. Not over some phone. It was better that way.

"Good going kid! Morals and Manners will carry you throughout the world and into panties!!" Pervy Godfather supplied with a spiritual thumbs up.

'Thanks pervy sage!' Naruto smiled before he replied.

Naruto: Riko never do that again. Didn't I just tell you these kind of things get leaked? You wouldn't want this to get back to your family right?

Riko: Calm down Naruto it's only a picture of me in my pajamas. Anyway what did you think? Do I look good? Pretty?

Naruto paused. Ah the dreaded question. He remembered reading about it and knew it had to be treaded carefully.

Naruto: You know my opinion already Riko. Both you and your sister are the prettiest girls I've ever met.

Naruto was about to press send before he felt something weird. He looked around wildly trying to figure out what was wrong but didn't find anything. He looked back at the message realizing this was what gave him chills.

He felt like if he sent this right now he wouldn't like the consequences. Not at all.

Sweating a bit he erased the entire thing before rewording it.

Naruto: You have a real short memory huh Riko? Did you already forget what you were pressing down on the last time you were at my house? Well it's up again. That's my answer.

He reread it before sending it boldly. He held the phone for 30 seconds before realizing she wasn't coming back.

Naruto placed down the phone with a smile. That'd teach her to tease him.

Now what to-do until everyone got home?

(Break)

"Huh?" Naruto woke up sucking in the drool that was leaking. He looked at the TV playing anime before he saw the wide smile shining above him. He was on the couch in the living room.

"Dad! You're back!" Naruto immediately got up hugging the older man glancing at the TV.

It was 9:00 am!

"Woah hold on their kiddo. You're going to break my back!" The taller man chuckled joking as he hugged him back just as strongly.

Naruto pushed him back a bit looking at his doctor's robes. "Was the operation successful?"

The man looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Right stupid question." Naruto smiled sheepishly as he looked to the side.

"Are you feeling better son? Your mother told me you had a nasty cough." He place a backhand over his head then the back of his hand and finally his neck.

"I'm okay dad, I got better. Riko and Ako helped me out. Oh and I made breakfast." Naruto looked away from the sudden suspicious humm sweating.

"Your mother told me she got someone to check on you but she didn't say it was those two." Minato's eyes narrowed at his boy. He knew his child. His desires manifested in strange ways. It made him deeply unpredictable.

He remembered denying him something before and the next week he gave him it. He had been a bit shocked and sat him down asking if he knew but the boy was completely innocent.

No hidden motives were in his eyes. It made him wary but also proud.

"Well it's good that you got better son. Sorry that I couldn't be here to help you." He stopped his unwarranted suspicion apologizing. It didn't matter anyway. This was his son.

"It's alright." Naruto nodded happily to get away before he froze.

"Bet you liked being waited on by those two though huh?" Minato chuckled as he walked away a bit.

"Uhh they were alright I guess?"

"Mhm? Go help your sister, son. I picked her up on the way down and thank you for making breakfast." The man sent him off as he went upstairs to take a bath.

He had to be fresh for his queen.

"Ok dad! The food is in the fridge!" Naruto immediately went outside opening the door as he saw his sis unloading luggage.

He most certainly wouldn't be describing his sister's curves but he would say his sister was objectively pretty with her waist long blonde hair and her pouty lips. She liked to use makeup as well, which made her even more pretty.

"Sis! You're back! How'd you enjoy college?

He saw her turn with a flinch at the word College as she looked at him with a small smile.

"Younger male me, it was awful!"

Naruto deadpanned as he walked forward taking her bags. "Not cool Natsumi nee. You have to pay attention at college!" He ripped them out of her hands.

"Hehe sorry Naru. Thanks." He paused, feeling the kiss on his cheeks as he looked back disgusted.

"Ugh." He grunted in mock disgust as he walked inside dragging the suitcases. He placed them down wondering what the hell was in them! They weighed tons!

"College books do that. You'll know when you're older." His sis came in with a depressed sigh as she sat in the chair.

"Ugh. Don't remind me." Naruto sighed. He wasn't looking forward to it but he knew it would help him. Mooching off his parents sounded pretty sweet but he knew better.

He went back and forth sweating at the large amount of luggage his prima donna sister had. Honestly, what on earth did she even need all these for? Were these body bags?

Naruto worked up a sweat dropping the last one as he panted. He looked up feeling something cold on his forehead.

"Thanks big sis." Naruto gulped the lemonade like a dog dying.

"My little slave deserves a break." She looked at him with a glance before moving on.

Naruto placed the glass on the counter before he sighed hearing the massive jeep pull up and honk.

"Mommmm bad timing!" Naruto sighed as he walked out again. Honestly just when he was getting ready to rest!

"Naru chan! Come give mommy a kiss!" The woman struggled pulling off her high heels as she threw them in the snow. Naruto went up with a bland face as he was gripped and assaulted.

"Okay enough mom." He shivered pushing her away as he went to the back of the jeep.

"Thank you baby!" She told him as she went inside quickly to her man. Naruto rolled his eyes out of her view with a small smile. At least she only had 2 bags.

He glanced into one, his eyebrows raising high before he quickly stopped looking around. Luckily she went inside before him.

He dragged it inside as he looked around at the bustling motion his mom was warming up the food he made, having already changed, his sister was talking to one of her friends on the couch and his dad was writing up something at the table.

Naruto paused and smiled. It might not be much to others but it was good enough for him.

It'd be perfect if his Godparents were here though. That was his only regret.

(Break)

"NARU CHAN ARE YOU READY YET?!" Naruto sighed as he pulled on his red sweater. Why couldn't his mother wait just 5 minutes? Honestly he knew damn well she wasn't done either.

Still every child knew not answering only caused parents to ask 50 million times so he immediately answered.

"SOON MOM! JUST 5 MINUTES!" The boy shoved on his black jeans quickly. He wasn't going to be outside for long so he knew it'd be okay.

Naruto quickly went under his bed pulling out the box for a second he thought about bringing the next one so he could bargain for action with Riko but he felt it was too risky.

It just took one wrong step and he would be in some hot ass water. So with a deeply sad face he pushed it back. Looked like it would just be a normal old visit then.

He sighed opening his closet putting on some winter boots that looked kinda wacky. He didn't care much though. So long as it matched.

Naruto walked down stairs and rolled his eyes hard. He was right! Nobody except him was done!

"Huff. It's hard being the responsible one." He sighed, going into the kitchen getting the gift. It was polite to bring something when visiting another formally.

Taking it out and resting on the kitchen counter he turned around ready to go lay down. Sadly that went out the door when his mother came down.

"In the jeep Naru! We're going to be late!" The woman quickly left the house.

"Huh?" Why were they taking the car when it was literally across the street? It was less than a 30 second walk!

He sighed going to the kitchen getting the pie before going to the jeep dragging his feet.

He saw his sister walk ahead swaying her hips as she looked into the phone camera smiling. She was wearing the same clothes as him sans makeup along with a scarf.

"Say cheese bro! My followers have been missing you!" She gripped the poor boys neck with ogre-like strength as he choked, barely putting up the peace sign before being blinded.

He was let go as he took deep breaths hearing. "Hashtag mini me."

Glaring at her he slogged into the back seat rolling in. When everyone got in his mother finally started the jeep before looking back at him with eagle eyes in the mirror.

"Seatbelt!"

"But it's only across the-"

"Ssssseatbelt!" She hissed quickly as he sighed, putting it on with a pout. Damn he felt like a kid again! He couldn't wait to get his own car!

He'd make the rules then!

"You already know how mom goes little me. Why resist?" His smart sister said though she wasn't smart enough to warn him before hand.

Naruto's body jerked as the jeep immediately reversed. His mother reversed the entire way before parking into their yard.

Naruto's face was completely deadpanned as he walked out of the jeep. Honestly, what was wrong with his mom?

He took the pie out watching as his mum knocked on the door fervently.

Reaching he was manhandled to the front as his hair was patted down.

He was already used to it so he allowed it simply because he was trained.

"Smile Natsu chan! We're meeting the Suminoe's!" She immediately scolded her eldest catching her head still deep in the phone.

"Oh? Yaaaay." The girl celebrated belatedly as she put away the phone. While she didn't dislike the family, why on earth would she care so much?

She wasn't like her mother who was best friends with the wife or her father who maintained a steady relationship with the father.

Or even her brother who was unconsciously trying to get a harem.

She had no age mates here and she certainly wasn't going to chat with a boy her brother's age. What was she? Normal?

Still she smiled all the same. Her mother got scary when she wanted to after all.

"Young lady I will not take-" the woman quickly paused, smiling.

"Good Morning Riko chan/ Good morning Riko kun/ Sup squirt/ Hey Riko!" Kushina, Minato, Natsumi and Naruto said respectively as the door was open revealing the girl.

And revealed it did as Naruto thought, looking at her surprised. She was wearing a black miniskirt that ended at her upper thigh and a plain blue shirt. His eyes were glued to her creamy legs seeing all of it bare. Those toned thighs were really doing something to him.

He just knew if she bent over a bit he'd see all her-

"Naru what are you doing?" He heard his mom grit out as he caught himself looking up into her blushing face. He felt horrified before his mind quickly thought.

'My family are all standing behind me so there's no way they'd know what I was looking at. So only Riko knows. So that means.' He immediately walked forward smiling as he took off hid shoes inside.

"Riko! It's been so long!" He hugged the stiff girl whispering.

"Play along!" He squeezed her once before releasing her seeing her blushing even more.

"Oh yeah. He must have been a bit stunned. We've become good friends after all." she told the surprised family as they came inside taking off their shoes.

"Oh really! I'm glad to hear that! I'd been hoping you two would get along!" Kushina was all smiles taking it for face value.

"Indeed it's great to see you two have solved your impasse." Minato wasn't quite as naive but he shrugged and accepted all the same.

"Huh? My male self has some game? Understandable." Natsumi already knew it was bullshit and came inside ignoring the two blushing teens.

Riko and Naruto looked at each other a tad shyly before Naruto looked her up and down slowly before dragging his eyes to hers.

"You look really pretty Riko with your hair down." He glanced at the hair that in its natural state as the girl hand flew to it.

"R-really? I mean who cares, idiot!" The girl quickly turned around, marching out fiddling with it. She had actually forgot to tie it up but now she was considering leaving it out.

Just for one day of course! And it was her decision!

Naruto smiled and shook his head quickly following her wanting to seem suspicious.

"Mr. And Mrs. Suminoe! Good morning!" He waved to the parents who were in deep conversation.

"Ah good morning Naruto kun? Are you alright?" Mrs. Suminoe asked worried looking down in surprise at the pie.

"What's this?"

"Oh? Just a gift from m- us. I mean us." He sweated a bit seeing his mother's face.

"Oh thank you. You all are too kind." She said so as Naruto sat down.

The boys eyes furrowed however remembering what she said. "What do you mean if I'm alright, Mrs. Suminoe? I've gotten much better from before."

"Ah." The woman hesitated looking towards her husband. She wasn't quite sure it was good to burden the child.

Luckily for her, someone here had no such reservations.

"What she meant, my slow little brother, is that one of the twins caught the cold from you. We'll have to call off getting the Kimonos today." His sister looked at her nails as Naruto froze.

"Ako then…?" He asked the room as the parents nodded reluctantly.

Naruto got up bowing in apology. "I'm sorry!"

"Don't worry about it Naruto. These things happen. Though it's a bit sad we'll have to call things off."

Naruto bit his lips thinking about it for a bit. Ultimately he decided it wasn't much for him to offer to stay.

"There's no need to go that far. Since I was the one who got her sick it's only right for me to stay and take care of her." Naruto declared to the stunned room.

"Naru chan?" Kushina looked at the boy who's look didn't once waver looking at her. Her eyes widened realizing her little boy was quickly becoming a man.

"Naruto kun there's no need-" Mrs Suminoe was about to say before being interrupted.

"No! Darling can't you see a boy blossoming into a man?! He's stepping up to take responsibility! You can't stop a man who wants to do so even if you tried! Naruto kun? I'll leave my precious daughter in your hands!" Mr Suminoe had a tear in his eye as he looked towards the elder Uzumaki.

Both nodded, feeling proud. It was a good day when a young man understood even if something wasn't entirely your fault it was a sign of maturity that you sacrificed something to help make things better!

Natsumi looked at the adults with dumbfounded eyes. Couldn't they see this little brat only wanted to be alone with the girl?! Was she the only sane one here?

Still since she liked her brother she had no need to bring up the subject.

Riko was looking at the preceding events also dumbfounded. She did not like where this was going!

Kushina got up with tears in her eyes accepting her son's sacrifice. "We'll have fun in your place Naru! Now let me see your size. I'll get you the best Kimono yet!"

The woman was pumped up! Fire was in her veins. If she didn't get her baby the absolute best she'd be scum instead of a mother.

Naruto hugged her back with a small smile. He didn't really think it was all that but hey? If they did he wouldn't stop them.

"Keita! It's time to go! Naruto kun." The man got up before calling his son. Walking out the door he nodded at the brave boy.

"Take care of her, Naru." His mom kissed his head as she left.

"Sup dad?" Naruto looked at his dad confused seeing him scrutinize him.

Minato tilted his head observing his son before sighing. Shaking his head he messed up his hair before leaving. "We'll be back son. Take care."

Naruto looked at the man's departure feeling confused. He held his ear screaming "Ow!" When it was pinched.

"Don't think I don't know what your doing mini me! You better thank me!" The elder of the siblings said before snorting walking outside.

Keita came down dressed casually as he glanced around confused only seeing his sister and Naruto seated.

"Where's everyone?" He said ignoring his sister's complicated look. Actually he was a bit surprised not to be bombarded immediately.

Naruto pointed outside as the boy said "thanks bro." Before quickly leaving, not sparing a glance to the side.

Leaving only two teens who looked at each silently.

"Y-you did you plan this?" Riko got up asking, feeling her fist shake. She didn't even have the chance to volunteer to stay herself! Everything went by far too quickly.

"Plan what?" Naruto blinked innocently, tilting his head. What was she talking about?

Riko bit her lips feeling like she was losing as she looked at him. Of course this bullshit happened giving her sister convenient access to him.

However after a second she sighed. She knew her sister was really sick so she didn't pretend to think it was planned.

She was only coping.

Still that didn't mean she wasn't angry though! The blonde was her book partner! How dare her sister encroach on him?

At this point she could only do something bold hoping it was enough to keep him thinking about her.

Naruto leaned back feeling a bit panicked seeing the girl come to him clenching her fist to her sides.

He didn't move but his muscles did clench in preparation for any sudden moves. Let it be known that Uzumaki Kushina did not care about whether you were a boy or girl. She kicked ass equally. That passed down to her kids.

So wary of everything Naruto blinked confused when she stopped. He watched as her hands flattened before they gripped her skirt.

Still confused he looked up into her atomic red face tilting his head. However his eyes widened when he caught the motion in his peripheral vision.

Without his own command his eyes darted down at the speed of light watching as the holy grail descended.

Her skirt slowly lifted before the boy's eyes as he stiffened watching silently. The girl flinched feeling the laser focused eyes but she had already resolved herself so she continued.

Naruto watched as the mini skirt lifted up showing more and more succulent upper thighs. His nose puffed out hot air watching feeling his meat throb mightily.

His eyes nearly bulged seeing the thin material come to view. Red with a white zigzag pattern and a bow at the top!

It must have been 2 sizes too small with the way it clung to her lips. An authentic camel toe. Her lower lips had devoured the fabric showing the chubby lips outline.

With her panties paper thin and tight, he could trace where her lips met in between. Looking a bit to the side he could see the tiny peak of her smooth fleshy squishy bits exposed, not completely covered.

He glanced at the material with wide eyes before looking up at her embarrassed shaking face wondering what the fuck she was thinking. He loved what he was seeing but that was beside the point.

Their families were literally outside the door!

Her body was wracked with trembles as she looked at the boy feeling her entire body burning up. She quickly pulled her skirt down feeling the liquid arousal drool down about to make itself known on her underwear.

'I'm getting horny by being watched?!'

"Riko! What's taking you so long!" The girl's head nearly touched the roof when she jumped as she immediately left, not looking back once.

Naruto looked dazed as he heard the door slam shut before he blinked.

"Huh."

He sat there for 30 seconds before he shook his head about to head to Ako's room. He couldn't be consumed by those thoughts when she needed help.

However after a second thought he sat back down. He couldn't go anywhere with such a massive boner.

It would be 5 minutes before he could walk again.