OK, so I spoke to DeadAliveManiac about this match up and I decide I will go with what he said about this match.
On with the story! And remember, MetalHarbinger allowed me to use weapons testing done in the match ups of these two but I have tweaked it to fit both warriors.
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Zande: Ferocious barbarian of Central Africa who utilized psychological warfare at its finest.
(A group of Zande warriors charge into a rival tribe's village.)
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Hawaiian Koa: Fierce island natives who used a deadly combo of martial arts and nature based weapons to overcome their foes.
(A Koa takes down a rival tribesman with a thrust from his polulu.)
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21stcentury science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.
No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is…THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, medical scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two warriors who never met in a face to face duel:
Zande Warrior:
Circa: 1820
Height: 5' 9
Weight: 170 lbs.
Armor: Kube Shield
Hawaiian Koa
Circa: 1700 A.D.
Height: 5' 7
Weight: 165 lbs.
Armor: Mahiole
"This is going to be a battle between two fierce tribal warriors, one of whom sharpened their teeth to make their enemies believe they were cannibals, the other, a warrior who trained in their own native martial arts and used massages to prevent their muscles from binding." Mack explains
"Both these peoples still exist today and it was only through their combative expertise this was possible."
"I'm going with the Zande," Dr. Armand Dorian giving his view on this fight. "Their Iron Age weapons and psychological warfare allowed them to conquer large areas of land using small, disorganized skirmishes. Whatever the case, he'd make the Hawaiian work for his dinner."
"I say the Koa will win," Biomedical engineer Geoff Desmoulin countered, "Inspite of having inferior materials his weapons are made of, the Koa trains in the deadly Lua, he can literally break any bone with his bare hands, he'll be claiming another victim by the end of this."
Hailing from Central Africa, they derive their name from the word 'Azande,' which literally means 'the people who possess much land.'
"They produced fearsome warriors noted for their agility and their iron weapons, but overall they utilized psychological warfare to its greatest extent," Mack explained.
For psychological warfare, Zande warriors sharpened their teeth to give off the appearance of being cannibals to their enemies, often shouting 'niam-niam' which translates to 'great eaters' to back up their supposed cannibalistic propensities.
"It was crude and unorthodox, but it allowed them to get the job done and they are going to use it to their greatest extent against this new challenge," Mack finished.
The Zande brings a plethora of simple, iron aged weapons intended for murder:
Short Range: Makraka
Mid-Range: Makrigga
Long Range: Kpinga
Special Weapon: Shotel
Today the Zande battles a new and equally fearsome challenger. The Hawaiian Koa.
The Koa were the elite warriors of the Hawaiian Islands, their name originating from the tree which they fashioned their weapons. Dedicating their lives to the service of the high chief, the warriors were trained from childhood in sports to help strengthen his body in addition to promoting dexterity, quickness and flexibility. Eventually they would go on to fight rival kingdoms and later the British as they attempted to explore the Hawaiian Islands, most famously resulting in the death of explorer Captain James Cook.
"They were deadly serious about the art of war. Their preparation was extreme and diligent and they remained religiously dedicated to the perfection of their craft. The Koa was an elite, proud warrior who didn't believe in retreat or surrender. They will be unlike any enemy the Zande had ever seen." Mack concluded.
The Koa charges into battle with a natural-based armory designed to kill his enemies:
Short Range: Leiomano
Mid-Range: Shark-Toothed Axe
Long Range: Polulu
Special Weapon: Pikoi
Both warriors will start out with their short range weapons. Going up first will be the Zande with the makraka.
"The makraka is a sickle-shaped knife that was often used for executions;" weapons maker Dave Baker explained, "The blade widens near the tip and has its cutting edge on the concave side of the blade. It was two feet long and weighed in at 2.5 pounds."
"We've set up a mock ceremonial execution to test the capabilities of the makraka," Geoff explained, motioning towards a spot where a ballistic gel bust wearing a mahiole to simulate a bound Koa warrior had been set up with a rope tied around its neck. "It was a popular method where the Zandes would tie the necks of their prisoners to tree branches so that their severed heads would hang afterwards as a warning to all who may cross them. Coley, would you do the honors?"
Zande expert Coley Mustafa Speaks nodded and got into position.
"When you are ready, on 3…2…1!" the biomedical scientist shouted.
With a hard two-handed swing, the makraka cut effortlessly through the bust's neck, decapitating it smoothly and sending the head flying into the air while a geyser of blood gushed up out of the neck.
"Wow, that was much smoother than I had anticipated," Dr. Dorian said in awe, watching until the stage blood ran out, "Without question, this is a kill."
"I'll give it to you, it's very straight and to the point, but our weapon is designed to keep going even after the teeth break," the Koa team said from the sidelines.
The Koa responds with the Leiomano
The Leiomano, also known as the 'shark tooth club,' was a weapon used by various Polynesian tribes. It had a head shaped like a spade with a shark's teeth inset around its edges, the most common donor being a tiger shark," Dave explained, "It was 20 inches long and weighed 2 pounds, used primarily for slicing and ripping, and could even club an opponent when necessary."
"We suspended a pig carcass from the ceiling to test the club's capabilities," Geoff explained motioning towards the pig, "You're so confident in this club's abilities, we are going to give you one slash to prove what this baby can do."
"One slash is all we need," Mark confidently said towards Coley who only shrugged in reply.
"On the count of 3, 3…2…1, slice it!" Geoff shouted.
Mark executed a downward slash right into the belly of the pig, spilling blood and guts all over the floor below.
"A shark bite would not compare to this," Dr. Dorian said examining the jagged wound, "In one slice alone you've managed to cut through the wall of the intestine, but not the intestine itself and everything spilled out in one fell swipe, he's dead within seconds."
Both weapons have demonstrated their ability to kill in one strike, but where do our experts stand?
"For me it's the makraka all the way," Geoff started, "It's got the superior material and is capable of delivering the swifter, cleaner kills, plus it can decapitate so easily." Edge makraka
"I have to disagree and go with the leiomano on this one," Dr. Dorian countered, "It might not be as durable as the makraka and might make some people feel uneasy when they think of the teeth breaking off, but it has shown that it can still be used effectively even when some of the teeth are broken off. Not only that, the pieces of shark teeth working into a muscle will make the pain so unbearable you wouldn't be able to use that limb, edge leiomano."
Tiebreaker would fall down to Mack.
"I'm going with the makraka on this one," Mack finished, "superior materials and superior speed, edge Makraka."
In short range weapons, the Zande takes the edge with the makraka.
Coming up, both warriors break out two mid-range killers when a barbed spear goes up against a vicious axe.
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The time has now come for both warriors to reveal their mid-ranged arsenals. Up first will be the Koa with Shark-Toothed Axe.
"The shark-toothed axe was another weapon popular with the Koa warrior. It had a handle roughly a hand and a foot long and tied to a hardwood base by cords on a crescent-shaped side lined with tiger shark's teeth. It was utilized both for melee combat and could double as a throwing hatchet when necessary. It was 2 feet long and weighed 2 pounds," Dave explained
Mark stood with two axes at the ready before two suspended pig carcasses.
To test the axe's capabilities in both melee and ranged combat, the team has set up 2 pig carcasses to simulate a charging Zande. When Geoff gives the signal, Mark will have 15 seconds to inflict as much damage as possible upon the first charging adversary. When his time is up he will then toss the other axe at the second stationary target positioned 15 yards away to test its accuracy.
"On 3...2...1, release the pig!"
The pig carcass came speeding towards Mark on the zip line and he sliced into its throat. He retracted the blade with pieces of flesh dripping onto the floor and going for a second slash to the stomach followed by a torrent of blood and bringing some shredded remnants of intestines, but some of the shark teeth are broken off in the process. He makes his next strike a little higher in another gruesome display before Geoff calls out "Time!" and Mark sets his sights on the stationary target in the distance.
Getting into position he takes aim and chucks the axe sideways at the stationary target and managed to slice into the pig's side. He then reached over to the table and grabbed the other axe, whirling it overhand into the side of the pig's face and getting it stuck in its eye and cheek.
"Your first strike pierced this guy's throat and all the way through to his spinal column in one strike for an instant kill. Your second strike managed to cut through to his intestines, but again most of the trauma alone comes from its serrated edges compliments of the shark teeth. Man, that is just nasty!" Dr. Dorian noted from the large chunks of intestine still hanging from the axe's teeth, "Your last strike again lots of trauma and heavy blood loss for a near instant kill."
The doctor then made his way over to assess the stationary target, "The axe managed to slice into this guy's side, but just barely. You've left him with a nasty gash that will cause a lot of pain, but will not kill right away." He then yanked the second axe out of the pig's face, "Your strike from this axe is going through this guy's eye and fracturing his cheek bone. It will be painful and cause a great setback for this guy, but won't kill him."
The Koa has made an impressive display, but team Zande is buying it.
"What a way to fight." Coley says. "Throwing away your weapon, you know what? I'm glad you threw your weapon because once you throw it, its worthless ,might as well throw it away."
"A Koa wouldn't just waste his Axe, he'll save it to take your head off." Coley countered.
"Well while you're busy throwing your Axe, the Zande will be using a deadly spear to rip your guts out." Coley retorted
The Zande fights back with the makrigga.
"The makrigga was seven feet, three and a half pounds of nastiness," Dave explained, "The numerous iron barbs could pierce a man's abdomen and rip his intestines out in the following retraction."
Coley stands ready with his makriggs in hand, a bovine slab has been set up to test the mikrigga.
"Alrighty Coley, when you are ready, show us what that nasty 'friend' of yours can do," Geoff ordered setting up his high speed camera.
"You got it" he replies
Coley stands ready with the mikrigga.
"Okay Coley, on 3...2...1...GO!
With a loud Niam-Niam, Coley thrusts the mikrigga into the bovine in an impressive, bloody display, he then retracts the spear taking some intestines in a gory display.
"Wow! That is awesome!" Mack exclaims
Doctor Dorian assesses the damage.
"OK, first with the thrust, you manages to go deep into his abdomen and you actually cut the stomach, which will allow acid to spill into his body cavity. A horrible way to go. But with the retraction. You got some intestines out and this will cause extreme pain. I can't imagine the pain this guy would go threw."
"This weapon is just too one-dimensional, the Koa will just dodge that stick. And when he does its game over." Mark says not impressed by the gory display.
Both mid-range weapons have displayed their lethal capabilities, but where does our panel stand?
"This is a close match, both weapons are just brutal. The mikrigga will takes your intestines out and the Axe will teat you to shreds and can be thrown. I'm calling it even." Geoff starts
"I''ll have to go with the mikrigga, the Axe may cause gruesome damage, but the mikrigga is worse, it is seven feet of death. It will be hard to repair someone injured by that thing. Edge Mikrigga." Doctor Dorian says
The edge falls down on Mack
"You have a great point doc, but as what Geoff said. Both weapons have their advantages, if you're up close, the mikrigga wins, but at a distance, the Axe wins, so I'll call it even as well." Mack concludes
In mid range weapons, our warriors are even.
Coming up, a multi-bladed throwing knife goes up against a nasty shark-toothed javelin.
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Now is the time for both sides to show off their long range capabilities. The Zande will go first with his kpinga throwing knife.
"The kpinga was a multi-bladed throwing knife that could very well be considered the 'cousin' of the shuriken," Dave started out, "It was 21 inches and 3.5 pounds of pure iron mayhem, with three projecting blades and a masculine sign on the other end that increased its killing ability. It could be thrown overhead or sideways to take out your opponent's legs, even its handle could damage if it connected."
"We've set up a squad of charging Koas all wearing mahioles for you to test the accuracy of this weapon," Geoff said, motioning towards a cluster of foam targets, "First you will display its angular velocity with vertical throws and then we want you to show us what it can do with horizontal throws," he said motioning towards some pork leg stand-ins, "Now it's time for you to do the honors."
Coley nodded and got into position, equipped with five kpingas for the vertical test.
Niam Niam, Niam Niam! Coley chants ready to test the kpingas
"Coley you're obviously ready you on 3…2…1! Let 'em loose!" Geoff shouted.
Coley took his first kpinga and chucked it at the cluster, striking one of the closest targets in the gut with the handle. Wasting no time he grabbed the second kpinga and chucked it towards one on the far left, striking it in its shoulder. He grabbed the third kpinga and chucked it as hard as he could, the phallic end finding its way into the forehead of another foam target. Grabbing the fourth kpinga, he tosses it and the longest prong finds its way into one of the charging warriors' chest that left one throwing knife behind and he tossed it to strike another target in the middle of its face.
Having completed the vertical throwing test, it was now time to show off the horizontal throws and Hank quickly made his way over to the table where three more kpingas rested, picking up one and tossing it sideways at his pork targets, one of the barbs tearing into the closest and becoming stuck, a torrent of blood gushing from the gash. He grabbed a second kpinga and chucked it towards another pork target, his knife flying past it, but managing to leave a deep tear before it embedded itself in the wooden barrier behind it. Grabbing his last kpinga, he chucked it hard and it connected with another wet slash, leaving a deep tear that left a chunk suspended by a thread.
"Wow, this is unbelievable. I seriously had no idea that weapon would be this accurate," Geoff said carefully observing the damage.
Dr. Dorian then stepped up and began surveying where the kpingas struck, "Your first target got it right in the gut, nailing the small intestine, which will cause your victim to bleed out. Moving the second target, you managed to strike its brachial artery, another bleed out. Your third target has the phallic end in its forehead, that's a punctured brain right there-"
"He literally has dick on the brain," Mark snickered from the sidelines.
Dr. Dorian continued where he left off, "-your fourth target's heart was punctured, instant kill, and the last target was struck right in the middle of its face, in a position where his brain stem could be severed. Altogether, we have five hits, five kills."
Dorian then made his way over to the pork leg stand-ins and pulled the kpinga out, "You've managed to completely sever the femoral artery; this man is going to bleed out within seconds, kill. The second kpinga left another deep slash, although it probably won't kill, it will be a debilitating injury. Your last kpinga is going to leave another deep tear that will rip apart this man's tendons and cut through various arteries. It wouldn't have this kind of effect on an actual human opponent, but it will still kill the guy nonetheless. We've got three shots and two kills."
Coley looked over to Mark expecting some kind of smartass remark, but the Koa team remained silent and went for his next weapon.
The Koa responds with a throwing weapon of his own. The polulu.
"The Koa warriors used spears of varying lengths but here we have one of the most common, the polulu, a commonly used shark-toothed spear crafted from the same hard wood which the warriors derive their name. Much like the Roman pilum, the polulu could be used for both melee and ranged combat. The one crafted here is 9 feet long and weighs 3 pounds," Dave explained.
To test the polulu's accuracy and lethality, 3 targets have been set up at 20 yards each.
"Alright Mark, when you are ready," Geoff called out.
Mark picked up the first polulu and got into position. Testing his aim he hurled it right through the first pig's chest to the cheers of the panelists. Grabbing the next javelin he tossed it and it became lodged in the second pig's side, albeit barely. He picked up the last shark-toothed javelin and chucked it at the last target, caught him right in the throat.
"Damn, I don't think you'll be needing your gloves for any of those Doc," Mack called out.
Dr. Dorian made his way over anyway to assess the damage done to all targets, struggling to remove the polulu from the first pig carcass. After three mighty tugs he finally manages to pull it out, releasing a torrent of blood, "Damn, that really gets in there. You've just totally destroyed this man's sternum and...sh-t, you look like you've just sent this guy's heart through a blender. It doesn't end there as you've also punctured his thoracic spine and left a bunch of depressed fractures along with it. This is an instant kill."
The doctor made his way over to the second pig, "Here's the guy you barely hit. The polulu has been lodged firmly in this guy's side and when you pull it out," again he was forced to tug on it a couple of times before finally getting it out and bringing an entire strand of intestine with it, "This trauma alone will kill him. Regardless of how it's removed, this guy would be a dead man walking."
He then inspected the final target, "Your last guy has had his throat torn through and a deep depression left on his spine for another instant kill."
"This impressed me more than I thought it would, but it is no match for the kpinga, plus we have the kube shield." Coley speaks up.
"That we can test out, we'll see if the polulu can pierce the kube." Geoff says
The team sets up a gel torso carrying a kube.
"Alright Mark, on 3...2...1... Toss it!" Geoff says
Mark hurls his polulu at the kube, and to the surprise of everyone ( including Coley) the polulu penetrated the kube 3 inches.
Doctor Dorian walks over " okay, so it didn't touch the man but it did achieve penetration. The kube will lose out to the polulu."
Both sides have shown off their long range weaponry, but where do our experts stand?
"This is definitely a no brainer for me, it's all about the kpinga," Geoff started, "It has multiple blades and with it, more killing potential."
"I agree with you," Mack followed, " even though it can go through the kube, the kpinga proves to be the superior long range weapon, edge kpinga."
"The vote is unanimous, edge kpinga," Dr. Dorian finished.
In long range weapons, the Zande takes the edge with his kpinga.
Coming up, both sides will test out their special weapons and then we resurrect two fearsome tribal warriors in a duel to the death to determine who is 'The Deadliest Warrior!'
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And now the time has come for both sides to break out their special weapons.
Up first will be the Zande with the shotel.
"The shotel is a curved sword originating in Abyssinia, closely resembling the near eastern scimitar," Dave explained, "The semicircular blade had a length of 40 inches and could be used to reach around an opponent's shield and stab them in vital areas, such as their kidneys or lungs, and could also rip mounted enemies from their horses."
A ballistic gel torso had been set up as Coley practiced with his shotel.
"Alright Coley, show us both the shotel's slashing and stabbing capabilities," Geoff ordered setting up his high speed camera
"Got it," Coley replied.
"On 3…2…1, hack 'em up!"
Coley launched himself towards his target and brought the blade down into its collarbone, cutting half a foot down into its body. He pulled the blade out and brought it down onto the crown of its skull before ripping it out again and swinging it lower, the blade catching into the torso's kidney and he ripped the blade out with a hard tug that tore most of its flesh away.
"With your first slice, you managed to cut straight through this man's collarbone and sever his aortic knob, that will kill him in roughly 30 seconds," Dr. Dorian reported before going to examine the torso's skull, "Your second strike went right through the man's skull and chopped his brain in half vertically, instant kill. Lastly, your last blow tore apart this man's kidney; it will be a very painful delayed kill. We've got three strikes and three kills."
"Superior metallurgy will do that," Coley confidently chimed looking over to Mark, " Wonder what poorly designed weapon you have left." He says to Mark
I'm bringing a deceptively simple weapon you can get multiple uses out of," Mark countered.
The Koa answers the challenge with an execution tool that doubled on the battlefield, the Pikoi.
"The Pikoi, also known as the 'flying club,' was another one of the many unique weapons Hawaiians used in battle. The 'club' portion itself generally weighed around 1 or 2 pounds and could be made from stone or wood. It was attached to a cord that could range anywhere between 20 and 34 feet. It had a variety of uses such as being able to swing it around your head and bludgeoning your enemy, throwing it at the feet of a fleeing adversary and tripping them up so you could get close and finish them off with a club or spear, or even using it to strangle an enemy to death," Dave explained.
Mark stood on a range before 3 ballistic gel torsos with the pikoi in hand.
"Alright Mark, we have set up three charging Aborigines for you to demonstrate each function of the pikoi on, one to bludgeon, one to trip up and the other to strangle. When you are ready," Geoff spoke.
Mark nodded and got into position, giving the panelists plenty of room to back up.
"On 3...2...1, attack!"
Mark began spinning the pikoi around above his head to build up momentum and launched it at the first target, striking it in the collarbone with an audible crack. He then reached over and grabbed his nearby polulu and held it in one hand as he began swinging the pikoi around in the other and then launched it at the second target and sending it wrapping around where a person's legs would have been. He then ran forth and impaled the target through its stomach before picking up the fallen cord and wrapping it around the neck of the last dummy, clamping it down with all his might and violently shaking his inanimate opponent until he was sure he would have choked the life out of a real person.
Dr. Dorian made his way over to inspect the targets, "I'm seeing this guy's collarbone completely shattered. His arm his useless, thus leaving him open for another attack. With your second target you would have tripped him up as intended, thus leading to the fatal stabbing to the stomach," he commented while yanking on the deeply embedded polulu, unable to get it out of the gel torso before making his way to the downed last target.
"Just look at the deep ligature marks you've left on this guy's neck," Dr. Dorian said showing off the dummy's neck, "This guy's trachea was methodically crushed and he's going to die a very slow, agonizing death. Altogether we have one guy injured and 2 guys dead."
Both weapons have shown off their abilities, but where do our panelists stand?
"I like the Pikoi you know why?" It is deceptively lethal and is one of the most versatile weapons we've seen, the shotel, even with superior materials can't compare to it. Edge Pikoi" Doctor Dorian starts
"I wanted to like the shotel because of superior metallurgy, but the Pikoi surprised me in more ways then one, edge pikoi" Mack says agreeing
"I'm with you guys on that, edge pikoi" Geoff concludes.
In special weapons, the Koa takes the edge with the Pikoi.
Coming up, our panelists will gauge the X-factors of these two deadly warriors. Later on, two warriors meet in battle for the first time ever. One will stand and one will fall!
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And now Mack will gauge the X-factors of each warrior.
"As always, training is first on deck. Both of these warriors trained from an early age, both as warriors and hunters, the Zande fought in small scale skirmishes but the Koa was trained in the deadly art of Lua, the Koa gets a 94 to the Zande's 89."
"Next up we factor in killer instinct and while the Koa were great warriors, they only killed in extreme circumstances such as war while the Zande killed to obtain resources and spread their territory. The Zande has an 90 to the Koa's 83."
"For physicality, the Koas trained to break bones with the lua while the Zande carried out hit and run attacks. The Koa takes it with a 90 to the Zande's 86."
"For endurance. The Koa has training and massages to keep him active, the Zande is used to carrying out hit and runs, both are given a 91."
"And for ferocity, both were constant threats to those who tried to conqueror their lands, both score an 85 each."
Our scientists and experts are done testing the results and the time has come to decide who will be the victor. To ensure the battle won't be decided by a single lucky blow, the battle will be simulated one thousand times in a duel to the death.
Who will win a battle between two fierce native warriors?
"In the end there can be only one. Let's find out," Mack spoke.
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A Zande is seen walking down a dirt path. Lately him and his tribe have been running low on food and resources.
He decided to venture out for a couple days to see what he will be able to find. He eventually comes to a small rocky cliff leading to a deep dry river bed.
He looks over to the opposite rock cliff and sees someone climb onto it. Upon taking a closer look, he sees that it isn't a fellow Zande, but a Koa. The Koa had somehow ended up in this strange new land and was hoping to find his brethren.
He spots the Zande and they both suspiciously eye each other. The Zande then yells out a mighty 'niam niam' that echoes throughout the area. The Koa responds by taking a polulu and hurling it as hard as he can at the African warrior. The spear sails through the air and as it comes closer, the Zande lifts his kube shield and blocks it.
The spear punches through the kube but the Zande stands brave and eyes the Koa again. The Koa hurls another polulu at the Zande and the African quarries lifts his kube again only this time, the spear punches through and comes an inch from skewering him. The Zande goes to pull the polulus from his shield.
The Koa sneaks away to make his way towards where the Zande is. As the Zande finishes, he looks to wear the Koa was before and upon seeing he isn't in siut, gets off the rock and goes to retrieve his makraka. He then runs around the rock and sees the Koa running towards him.
He takes a kpinga out and throws it at the charging Hawaiian. The multi bladed weapon hums through the air towards the Koa and slices into his arm. The Koa falls over and clutches his arm. The Zande charges with his makraka and apporches the Koa. He attempts to bring the makraka down onto the Hawaiian ' neck but the Koa rolls out the way snd gets up and withdraws his leiomano.
Both warriors stand holding their weapons protectively in front of them. The Koa strikes first with a horizontal swing at the Zande who blocks with his kube, but the kube, which had been punctured by the two polulu's before was already torn and the leiomano ' sharp teeth shreds the kube in half. The Zande sees his shield fall apart as the Koa again swings his leiomano and jumps back narrowly avoiding his face from being shredded.
The Zande swings back violently at the Koa hoping to make contact with his foe. The Koa dodges most of the Zande's attacks but the makraka eventually manages to slice into his side. The Hawaiian grunts in pain and drops his leiomano to grab the Zande by his arm. He then maneuvers himself behind the Zande and kicks him in the back of his knee.
The kick causes the Zande to fall forward on one knee and the Koa goes and attempts to perform a neck breaker on the Zande. The Zande noticing what his foe is trying to do, quickly swings his makraka backwards and cuts the Koa in his upper leg.
The Koa grunts and quickly grabs the makraka and tosses it aside while stumbling backwards and yells in his native language at the Zande. The Zande runs over to a nearby rock where he stashed his makrigga. The Koa quickly gets his remaining weapons and runs after the Zande. The Zande reaches where his makrigga is and when he urns around, a shark toothed axe flies towards him. He lifts the makrigga and blocks it with the shaft.
The Zande charges his foe as he takes his pikoi out. The Zande thrusts his barbed spear to skewer the Koa. The Koa responds by swinging the pikoi which wraps around the makrigga's shaft and moves in to use both hands to take the spear away and goes from a shoulder tackle.
Knowing his opponent will attempt to get in close to him, the Zande drops his makrigga and reaches for his shotel and jumps back to avoid the Koa's tackle. He quickly gets behind the Koa and swings his shotel at his exposed back. The blade leaves a horrid gash on the Koa's back and he screams in pain.
The Hawaiian quickly turns to see the shotel being swung again and manages to grab the Zande's arm. He pushes the Zande away and runs for his pikoi. The Zande gives chase. The Koa gets to his pikoi and with that, sees the Zande approaching. With a swing of his pikoi, he manages to get the cord around the Zande's leg ensnaring them. He gives a hard yank and brings the Zande to the ground. He quickly runs over and the Zande swings at the Hawaiian but his arm gets grabbed.
With a hard twist, the Koa breaks the Zande's wrist and grabs his arm and puts his foot on the Zande's shoulder. He twists and pulls hard and pops the Zande's shoulder out of its socket causing him to scream loudly in pain.
He then takes his pikoi and wraps it around the helpless Zande. Upon hearing his foe's cries of pain, he wraps his pikoi's cord around the African's neck and strangles him violently.
The Zande begins coughing up blood and chokes on it before going limp. For good measure, the Koa places one hand on the chin and one on the crown of the skull.
With a hard twist, snaps the Zande's neck. Getting up slowly and he pumps his fists into the air and yells triumphantly to his gods.
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Winner: Hawaiian Koa
Hawaiian Koa: 538
Leiomano: 150
Shark Toothed Axe: 134
Polulu: 20
Pikoi: 234
Zande: 462
Makraka: 124
Makrigga: 243
Kpinga: 30
Shotel: 65
In another brutal battle the Koa would emerge victorious thanks largely in part to the surprising lethality of his pikoi. The Zande proves to be a very difficult opponent to beat with his makrigga managing to be the deadliest weapon in the entire simulation scoring more kills than any other weapon in the simulation.
"The Koa won the battle thanks largely in part to weapons that were simple, yet effective, in addition to his superior physical conditioning. He was hard to tire and even touch and thanks to his Lua training there were plenty of ways he could kill or incapacitate an enemy with his bare hands," Geoff concluded.
(The Koa is seen sitting down in his camp with his woundes tended to. Laying on the ground beside him is the Zande's makrigga, fascinated by the design, he hopes it will serve him and his fellow warriors well.)
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Next time on Deadliest Warrior, its a battle between two of the fiercest warriors from the eastern world.
Samurai: Japan's lighting fast dealer of death who believed in death before surrender
vs
Persian Immortal: The elite foot soldier who used an ingenious tactics that struck fear into the hearts if their enemies.
WHO..IS..DEADLIEST
Well, that concludes my second chapter! Until next time!