Note: For some of the fics I've read, no one really featured the Yakuza or the Korean mob and I thought it would be an interesting fight to do. The Yakuza and Korean have met in real life but never engaged in an open war with one another so this will be an interesting fight to see. Enjoy!
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Yakuza: Cruel warlords of Japan's criminal underworld
(Several Yakuza gangsters are seen storming a small warehouse and proceed to gun down their rivals before exiting and tossing a satchel charge in detonating and destroying the warehouse.)
vs.
Kkangpae: Korea's notorious mobsters who murder all who stand in their way.
(Several Korean mobsters drive up to a betting shop and perform a drive by on several rivals before driving off.)
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go head to head.
No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between gangs who never met in a face to face confrontation.
Yakuza
Circa: 2007
Size: 192,560
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Crimes: Contract Killing, Illegal Gambling
Kkangpae
Circa: 2007
Size: 20,000
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Crimes: Arms Trafficking, Larceny
Geoff, Mack and Dorian are seen placing the weapons of each warrior on a table.
Mack turns on the computer and gets the simulator set up.
"This is quite a match we got here boys." Mack started off. "Two of East Asia's most notorious crime groups face off as the Yakuza of Japan take on the Kkangpae. They are two of the most violent mobs out there and despite having met before, they never engaged in open warfare with one another." Mack started off
"This is a tough call given the brutality of both groups but in the end, I'll give it to the Yakuza." Biomedical Engineer Geoff Desmoulin said. "They have the infamy of being one of the most if not the most deadliest crime group out there and the fact they even target foreigners gives them my edge."
"I'll side with the Kkangpae." Trauma Doctor Armand Dorian countered. "They have the proficient martial arts skill and the fact that they can keep their activities secret from law enforcement means that they're smart criminals. I think they can beat the Yakuza."
The modern day Yakuza grew into power in post-WW2 Japan, which was seriously damaged in the war. Taking advantage of the weakened nation, the Yakuza underground exploded. The Yakuza exist today, though are not unified under a single gang- instead multiple Yakuza gangs fight against each other in Japan. They can be identified by Yakuza tatoos, which are outlawed in public, and sometimes with removed fingers or fake fingers on their hands.
"Every member swears an oath. If they fail a mission, they are ordered to cut a finger off for every failure. Not one crime group on the world can compare to how loyal and dedicated the Yakuza members are."
Like most crime groups, there are many different clans in the Yakuza. Notably the Yamaguchi-gumi, Sumiyoshi-kai, Inagawa-kai, Kyosei-kai and the Asano-kai crime families with the Yamaguchi-gumi as the dominant clan.
"They have this aura that emulates from them and all those who dares to interfere in their businesses will be murdered in the most brutal way possible." Mack concludes
The Japanese gangsters protect their turf with a mix of traditional weaponry and weapons their profits can get.
Melee: Sai
Short Range: Desert Eagle
Mid-Range: Minebea PM-9
Long Range: Howa Type 89 Rifle
Explosive: Satchel Charge
Today, the Rising Sun's notorious criminals go up against a crime group from their neighboring country of South Korea.
Historians believe that the rise of the Korean mafia started back in the 19th century, in the fading days of the Joseon Dynasty. With the rise of commerce and the emergence of investment from European colonial powers, pre-existing street gangs, often consisting of lower class muscle and operated by wealthy merchants, gained influence. The modern history of Korean criminal organizations divides into four periods.
"Their activities are mostly secret due to them hiding from law enforcement, but the things they have done to show their power speaks beyond words of brutality." Mack says
Organized crime was widespread in South Korea during the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s. The criminal syndicates controlled large parts of the South Korean entertainment scene, as well politics, and the media.
"Just like the Yakuza, there are clans as well such as the Seven Star Mob, H.S.S. Mob and the Double Dragon Mob. Indeed the Yakuza will have the biggest turf war they ever fought." Mack finishes
The Korean mobsters come armed with improvised mixed with military grade weapons.
Melee: Metal Pipe
Short Range: Beretta M9
Mid-Range: Daewoo Telecom K7
Long Range: K2 Assault Rifle
Explosive: Pipe Bomb
Both mobs utilized nasty melee weapons of traditional and improvised origins. The Yakuza sai and Kkangpae metal pipe.
"The metal pipe was used for plumbing purposes and draining, but has been used as an improvised weapon for years. Made of steel, they were usually 3 feet in length weighing under 1 pound. Simple, effective and very brutal." Dave explained
Kkangpae expert and actual member Park Sang-Hyun walked up to the panel with his metal pipe.
"Alright Park, we have here a ballistic gel torso which simulates human flesh, we want head shots and body shots." Geoff explains
Park nodded and got into position
"On 3...2...1...SMASH IT!" Geoff yells out
Park swings his pipe sideways hitting the torso in its chest with a loud sickening sound making the panelists grimace. After 3 swings to the chest, he moves on to the head and brings the pipe sideways hitting it in the temple sending the head wobbling and leaving cracks visible through the surface before bringing it down and managing to pop the head open with brain flying everywhere.
"Damn, that's just brutal." Mack commented as they walk up to assess the damage
"Alright, the 3 strikes to the chest broke all this guy's ribs which will definitely send fragments into his lungs and heart and kill him from that strike which causes a contusion. The head strikes are self explanatory, brains flying with a popped open head, game over." Dorian says examining the head
"Keep in mind that you are using an improvised weapon." Yakuza expert and actual member Minato Namikaze commented
The team now review the testing of the sai from 'Ninja vs. Shaolin Monk'. They also then review 'Sicilian Mafia vs. Triad' and compare the testing to those episodes before coming to a conclusion.
"For me, this is a similar comparison to the Mafia vs. Triad episode where you have blunt force against stabbing attacks. I'm giving the edge to the sai for obvious reasons." Geoff started
"Agreed, like the Mafia's baseball bat, the pipe only causes severe blunt trauma and needs head shots to kill instantly or very quickly whereas the sai can stab you anywhere and kill you and it's versatility gives it the edge." Dorian seconded
"Agreed, for being an actual weapon gives it my edge as well." Mack concludes
In melee weapons, the Yakuza take the edge with their sai.
Coming up, both gangs bring out their trusty sidearm as a high powered pistol goes against a reliable sidearm.
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Now it's time for both sides to shoot each other down with their favorite sidearms. The Yakuza will be first with the most powerful handgun ever made.
Zero Kazama walks up presenting his weapon
"The Desert Eagle is the most powerful semi-automatic handgun in the world, it fires the .50 Action Express round, weighs 3.9 pounds with an effective range of 200 meters and a muzzle velocity of 470 m/s."
"Alright Zero, we have a good test for it." Geoff said motioning towards a small building set up with 5 targets inside.
"We have hear a Korean mob warehouse and we have 5 targets in there for you to take out, you will be timed."
"No problem." Zero replied
Zero walks over to the entrance of the building and waits for the signal.
"On 3...2...1..Go!" Geoff yells
Zero kicks the door and the first target is spotted, he aims his eagle and fires at the head obliterating it before moving further into the warehouse. Two more targets come within sight and he fires two shots into each of their chests knocking them over before advancing and ducking near a crate. The last two targets pop up from behind a two nearby crates and Zero wastes no time and firing his remaining clip into them.
"Time!" Geoff yells out
The panelists walk into the warehouse to inspect the damage.
"Alright, so the first guy here is well, the head is gone so of course he is instantly down. The two over here have two rounds in their chests which will be more than enough to put them down since they both have been hit in the aorta and heart respectively. The last two guys, one has a round going straight through the cheekbone and the other has two in his chest hitting a lung and a heart combined will lead to a kill. All 5 targets are dead." Dorian said
"Your time was 31 seconds, nice work Zero."
"What do you bring for this test Sang-Hyun?" Mack asked turning to Sang-Hyun
"I bring the Beretta M9, fires the 9x19mm Parabellum, has a muzzle velocity of 381 m/s, effective range is 50 meters and weighs 33.6 ounces. Most common weapon my mob uses." Sang said presenting his weapon
"Alright Sang, your test is the same. Can you beat Zero's time?" Geoff asked
"I can try." Sang replied
Sang walks over to the door and gets into position.
"On 3...2...1...GO!" Geoff calls out
Sang kicks and he spots the first target, acting quickly he fires 3 rounds into its chest before moving into the warehouse. He spots the next two targets and peppers one with 5 rounds before shooting 1 into the head of the other target. He ducks behind the crate. The last two targets appear and he empties the rest of his clip into them.
"Time!" Geoff calls out
"For the first target, your three shots hit him in his chest and you have a nice grouping here. These three shots combined will cause a kill since he is hit center mass and one of those bullets hits the heart. These two over here are obviously dead, the one here had five rounds total in his chest, all the bullets hit vital organs killing him and the next guy is dead obviously. And the last two targets are dead as well because you shot them in their eyes and cheek respectively."
"The total time it took for you Sang is 27 seconds, nice work." Geoff said earning a nod from Sang.
Both sides have shown what their sidearms can do, which one gives it's warrior the edge?
"Looking at these two guns, one has the smaller mag size but more stopping power and range, the other has more bullets, lesser recoil and tighter grouping. It's a hard choice but I may give it to the desert eagle for stopping power." Geoff started off
"I disagree and give it to the Beretta." Dorian countered "Sure it lacks stopping power but more bullets the merrier."
The tie breaker fell down to Mack.
"I swear, you too argue like me and my wife, Both have their glaring pros and cons, the stopping power of the eagle puts it on even level with the beretta's clip size. It's a wash man."
For short range weapons, both warriors are even.
Coming up, both sides shoot it out when two submachine guns duke it out and then later, two notorious crime groups from Asia battle it out!
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Now the time has come for both gangs to unveil their favorite mid-range weapons.
The team heads out to the range again where the experts walk up to present their guns to our panelists.
Zero Kazama walks over to the panelists with his weapon.
"I present to you the PM-9." He says presenting his weapon "Fires the 9x19mm Parabellum round, has a clip size of 25 rounds with an effective firing range of 100 meters and a rate of fire at 1100 RPM."
Mack then turns to Sang. "What do you bring to counter Sang?"
"I bring the K7 submachine gun comes with and integrated suppressor and fires the 9x19mm Parabellum round like Zero's PM-9, has a clip size of 30 rounds with an effective firing range of 150 meters and a rate of fire at 1100 RPM."
"Traditionally, these weapons were used for drive-bys and walk ups correct?" Geoff asked the experts.
"Correct." They replied
"For this test, we've set up four Yakuza gangsters in a casino playing roulette, Sang that is your target. We will have Zero do a walk up on his target which will be a Korean Mob owned restaraunt. Sang you'll do a drive by with me driving you in my Hyundai since Koreans drive Hyundais a lot. Zero, you'll go first." Geoff explained
For Zero's walk up, the targets have been clothed to represent Kkangpae members with a Seven Star Mob tattoo for inspiration and a window set up since most Yakuza shootings occur by shorting through the windows.
"Alright Zero...Walk up begins NOW." Geoff yells out.
Zero walks up to the window of the prop restaraunt and takes his PM-9 and unloads through the window and shatters it completely. The first two targets at the nearest table get peppered and are knocked over by the barrage of bullets. Zero moves on to fires at the next targets near the counter and when he unloads into the first one, his gun clicks empty and he goes to reload it. He finished reloading and unloads in entire on the last unscathed target spraying stage blood everywhere before turning and walking away.
"Wow, that was brutal." Mack commented as they all walk up to the restaraunt.
"This is just monstrous to see, these guys are unidentifiable because you peppered the shit out of their faces. The bullets struck their brains for instant kills and for the two guys at the counter, they ha e rounds riddled in their chests hitting their hearts and lungs multiple times, these four Korean mobsters are down for the count." Dorian said inspecting the slaughter
You completed this in 25 seconds, not bad but I'm worried when you went for the reload, the last guy could take a gun and shoot you where you stand, worried at all Zero?" Geoff said
"Nope, Yakuza deal with all their problems, no matter what it is and swear that oath of allegiance and we take it very seriously. Fight for the clan until death." Zero answered
"Sang, think you can match Zero?" Mack asked
"Yeah I can, same round, same rate of fire with 5 extra bullets." Sang answered confidently.
Sang gets into the Hyundai with Geoff and drive into the starting position.
"You ready Sang?" Geoff asks Sang who is in the passenger seat.
"All good." Sang replied after loading his gun
Geoff hits the gas and they both soon approach the Yakuza casino. Sang points his K7 out of the window and fires. The suppressed gun hitting through the window of the mock building riddling all four targets which were set up at the roulette table knocking one over and spraying blood everywhere. He finishes firing his clip and Geoff drives off.
The panelists and experts then make their way into the wrecked casino.
"Whoo! Typical Korean mob slaughter here." Dorian said as he makes his way to the four targets. "Wow, just like with the PM-9, these guys are all riddled to death, multiple shots to the chest, head and neck. These guys are all down and the best part is the integrated suppressor, you doing a drive-by with this these guys aren't going to know where the shots are coming from." Dorian commented
"That's why we use the K7." Sang said
After a display of both warriors mid-range weapons, which do our panelists believe gets the edge?
"This is so close, both have the same rate of fire and use the same round. I might call this one even.'' Geoff started off
"I'm giving the edge to the K7." Mack countered "Has a slightly larger clip size, slightly more range and the integrated suppressor is a huge plus when doing a drive-by."
"I'm agree with you on that one Mack, the Kkangpae can strike the Yakuza when they aren't expecting it and it will leave them guessing where the shooter is. For the integrated suppressor I give my edge to the K7 submachine gun." Dorian concluded
For mid-range weapons, the edge goes to the Kkangpae for their K7 submachine gun.
Coming up, both sides break out their long range arsenal for supremacy and then later, two of East Asia's most notorious criminal organizations go to war.
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Now the time has come for both gang to fire their long range weapons. Up first will be the Kkangpae with their K2 assault rifle
Sang and Zero walk over to the panelisrs to present their weapons.
"Sang, what do you have for us?" Mack asks
"The K2 assault rifle is the standard weapon of the ROK armed forces. Fires either a 5.56x45mm round or the .223 Remington. Has an effective firing range of 400 meters with a muzzle velocity of 920 m/s with a 30 STANAG magazine and a rate of fire at 750 RPM."
"What about you Zero?" Mack says turning to the Yakuza expert
"I bring the Howa Type 89 rifle, standard weapon of the JSDF. Fires the 5.56x45mm round, has an effective firing range of 500 meters with a muzzle velocity of 920 m/s and uses 20 to 30 round STANAG magazines with a rate of fire at 750 RPM."
"Okay, for this test set up, we have here an assassination scenario where both of you guys will fire your guns at these 4 targets set in this mock building here. The guy in the desk on the second floor will be the enemy boss. You each will be given 1 magazine to take these guys down and you will be timed." Geoff explained motioning towards the test set up.
"You guys will be firing from 120 yards out from a prone position on that hill over there." Mack said
Both experts nod and Zero goes first and gets into position.
"Okay Zero, fire when you're ready." Geoff says
Zero loads his magazine and takes aim at the first target near the door. With a pull of the trigger, the gun fires the round and completely obliterates the entire side of its head knocking it over. He quickly goes to search for the second target to find it sitting at a desk and when he aquires it, fires 3 rounds into its chest knocking it backwards. He quickly goes to search for the third target and it wheels it's way to a window. Seeing it Zero quickly fires 5 rounds into its chest before setting his sights on the boss seated at the desk on the second floor and empties the rest of his clip into the target before yelling out "DONE"
The panelists make their war towards the building to inspect the carnage.
"Wow, this gun is really accurate, the first guy you had no problem hitting him on the head on the first shot and you didn't need to aim at him. Moving on to the second guy here, you put 3 rounds dead center in the chest, 2 of which hit the aortic knob putting this guy down in a heartbeat. Target 3 has five rounds in his chest with two in each of his lungs and the fifth hitting the right atrium in his heart taking this guy down instantly, and lastly, 21 rounds in thus poor guy's body, riddled in his chest, neck and face. Obvious death for the boss." Dorian said
"You managed a time of 35 seconds Zero, very good job. Sang, let's see you up next." Geoff said
Sang nods as they all make their way to the hill again. Sang gets into position and looks over to Geoff.
"You may fire when ready Sang." Geoff says
Sang nods and aims his K2, he aims his gun at the boss and fires 3 rounds into his chest knocking him out of his chair.
"Nice, went to take the enemy boss out first." Mack commented
Sang quickly aquires the target sitting at the desk and riddles it with 4 rounds in its chest before aiming at the window looking for the wheeled target. It wheels it's way to a window like before and Sang unhesitantly puts it down with 5 rounds and quickly aims for his next target sitting at the desk. With a pull of the trigger, he blows the back of the skull out in a gory fashion and aquiring the last target at the door, empties his magazine onto it and yells out "DONE."
The panelist them make their way over to the house to check the damage. "I just watched an instant replay here. The boss has one bullet striking the bottom portion of his heart while the other 2 hit his left lung. Combined these lead to a kill. The target at the window has 5 rounds in the body with 1 hitting his neck and severing the spinal cord killing him and his throat is torn to bits so he most likely would choke on the bullet as well, another kill. The guy at the desk has his brain blown out, obvious kill and finally the guy at the door is just riddled to death with rounds. He's done." Dorian said inspecting the torso
"And you had a time of 36 seconds Sang, this is a very close test and you guys pulled it off with near identical kills." Geoff commented
Both sides have shown their long ranged arsenal, which one do our experts believe gets the edge?
"This is a very close comparison. The Howa and K2 are nearly identical in all aspects and matched each other kill for kill. It's too damn close. I'm calling it even." Geoff starts off
"I agree, same cartridge, same range, same muzzle velocity, same everything. It's a wash. Even." Mack seconded
"Everything about these two rifles are identical. Even as well." Dorian finished
In long range weapons, our warriors are even.
Coming up, two deadly explosives go against each other to see who has the bigger bang. Then later, Mack gauges the x-factors and the gang war between Yakuza and Kkangpae finally begins!
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Now the time has come for both sides to blow each other away with their explosive weapons.
Sang and Zero walk over to the panelists with their explosives.
"What do you guys bring for us today." Geoff asks
"I bring the satchel charge." Zero speaks up "The satchel charge is a demolition device, primarily intended for combat, whose primary components are a charge of dynamite or a more potent explosive such as C-4 plastic explosive, for this one, I have a dynamite and carrying it in this satchel bag."
"And I bring the pipe bomb. The pipe bomb is an improvised explosive device, a tightly sealed section of pipe filled with an explosive material. The containment provided by the pipe means that simple low explosives can be used to produce a relatively large explosion, and the fragmentation of the pipe itself creates potentially lethal shrapnel." Sang said
"Alright, for this scenario, you both will set your explosive in these two mock rooms with two guys in them. You'll place the explosive right in between these guys and all you'll need to do it press the button to destroy and the targets will have shock patches on them with 50 and 100g." Geoff said pointing at the set up.
Zero walks to his target and opens the door. He places the satchel charge in between the two targets and then closes the door. He walks back over to the panelists behind a plexiglass covering and takes the detonator.
"Alright Zero, hit the button on 3...2...1...Go!" Geoff yells out
Zero clicks the button on his detonator and in a split second, a huge blast erupts from the room sending the one of the mannequins flying back while shredding the other with shrapnel.
"HOLY COW, THAT'S AWESOME." Mack exclaims
The team now walks over to the mess to assess the damage.
"This is just devastating, these two guys don't even exist anymore, the mannequin here has his 100 shock patch tripped and is riddled with shrapnel, so he is out with a double whammy. The second guy has his shock patch tripped as well and there is a gaping hole in the side of his face. That part of his head just doesn't exist anymore. So in conclusion, the shockwave and frag both killed these guys." Dorian said
"Well, we've seen what the satchel charge can do to people, let's see what the pipe bomb packs." Mack said
It's now Sang's turn, he walks over to his set up and walks into the room. He takes out his pipe bomb and takes a match and lights the fuse, he quickly runs out as fast as he can and makes his way behind the plexiglass. The fuse burns up but WHAT? No explosion.
"Uhhh, where is the boom?" Geoff asks
"Shit. I think the gas pressure is..."
Suddenly the bomb explodes and the entire set up rocks from the shockwave and shredding the mannequins.
"Oh there it is." Geoff said
The team now walks over to the carnage to check the damage.
"Shit, I'm seeing blood everywhere and the shrapnel made from the pipe detonating is nasty, these two have their 100 patches tripped and riddled with shrapnel, another double whammy." Dorian said kicking a mannequin
"But, the thing is, the fuse was delayed, why is that Sang?" Mack asks raising an eyebrow
"The gas pressure must have been too slow, when you assemble a pipe bomb, you need to make sure everything is good before you use it." Sang said
"If it has a delayed fuse, then these two guys could have made it out but the bomb exploded just in time." Mack commented
After a brutal display of both explosives, which do our experts believe has the edge?
"I thought I was calling it even but the modes of failure in the pipe bomb is what sealed the deal for me. Edge satchel charge." Geoff started off
"I disagree and will go with the pipe bomb. The pipe itself becomes shrapnel upon detonation and the way it shreds you is worse than the satchel charge's shrapnel and despite its modes of failure. Edge pipe bomb." Dorian countered
The tie breaker falls upon Mack like always.
"Each bomb has its own pro. The satchel charge has the ability to detonated on the click of a button, the pipe bomb's shrapnel is more damaging. If I had to choose one, I'd give it to the satchel charge for not having any mode of failure. The pipe bomb can detonated in I'm the user's face is he plays around with it. Edge satchel charge."
In explosive weapons, the edge goes to the Yakuza for their satchel charge.
Now, one final comparison must be made between these two crime groups. Martial arts. The Yakuza practice the art of Jujutsu and the Kkangpae utilize the art of Tae Kwon Do.
Zero stands on a mat where cameraman Justin Bieber has volunteered to take a beating from our experts.
"Alright Zero. Demonstrate some Jujutsu for us?" Dorian asks
"Sure, Justin, attempt a running grab to my right side." Zero says
Justin walks to create some space and runs at Zero. He puts his arms around Zero and the expert effortlessly flips his forward and making him land hard on the ground before delivering an elbow strike to his face and holds one arm in a joint lock.
"Wow, that was impressive, the strike to his head can give him a concussion, if you hit with the pointed part of the elbow, probably would have been worse." Dorian commented
"This is one well known move in Jujutsu, there are many others that incorporate similar moves. Jujutsu is a Japanese martial art and a method of close combat for defeating an armed and armored opponent in which one uses no weapon or only a short weapon." Zero explains.
"Alright Sang, time to demonstrate to us Tae Kwon Do." Mack said
Sang nods and gets on the mat as Justin gets up from his previous beating. Sang gets into a stance and does a spinning back kick onto Justin's stomach knocking him backwards coughing.
Sang then orders Justin to punch him which he does and Sang quickly moves forward a delivers several hard punches to Justin's chest before grabbing hold of his shoulders and delivering a hard kick to his rib cage knocking him down and then delivers several strikes to the head knocking Justin out.
"Awesome stuff, multiple strikes to the chest, neck and head. It's a lethal martial arts you guys." Dorian commented
The experts and panelists then walk towards their respective areas leaving Justin Bieber's bloodied and battered, unconscious body laying on the mat as the camera zoom in on it.
After a display of both martial arts, which one gets the edge?
"I'm calling this dead even, both utilized quick movement and are designed to strike your opponents down. To me, it falls onto the individual behind these two martial arts." Geoff said as Dorian and Mack nod in agreement.
For martial arts, our warriors are dead even.
Coming up, Mack gauges the X-factors of our warriors and then, Yakuza? Or Kkangpae? Which gang will reign supreme?
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And now Mack will gauge the X-factors of both warriors.
"First and always, we begin with training. These two groups are two of the most powerful crime gangs in the world. They are well trained in martial arts and we will rate them a 79 each just like the triads. The 3 of them train heavily in martial arts."
"Up next is brutality, both groups will do anything, no matter what it is to protect their interests and maintain their power in their respective areas. The Yakuza have been known to mercilessly murder women of rivals clans and kidnap poor girls from the Philippines and forcing them into prostitution. The Kkangpae is the same thing, look at them, you die. Both gangs have a 90 each."
"Up next is logistics. Both of these groups are very well funded which allows them to purchase any kind of weaponry they want from military hardware to simple stuff, but the Yakuza have been known to frequent a helicopter at least once. So that kind of logistical status gives them an 81 to the Kkangpae's 80."
"Next is Influence. Both gangs have a very high amount of members and are known across the world, but, the Yakuza is much more influential than the Kkangpae and have territory in other countries. Especially in Los Angeles and San Francisco where there are thousands of Yakuza members The Kkangpae does have members in those cities too but not to the same extent. They get a 92 to the Kkangpae's 86."
"Next is discipline. Both gangs teach their members to conduct themselves in an orderly manner, only when something intrudes on their businesses is when they commit violence. It's a wash. Both have a an 89.''
"Lastly, we have martial skill. Jujutsu and Tae Kwon Do are some deadly martial arts. Jujutsu focuses on joint locks and fighting with a small weapon, Tae Kwon Do utilizes fast strikes to put you down. Another wash with both gaining a 90 each."
Our scientists and weapons experts are done testing the results and the time has come to decide who will be the victor. To ensure the battle won't be decided by a single lucky blow, the battle will be simulated one thousand times in a duel to the death.
Who will prevail in a battle between two of East Asia's notorious organized crime groups?
"In the end, only one group will stand. Let's find out," Mack said.
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It's a typical Tokyo night at about 12 'o clock, students walking home, men and women driving home from work and pedestrians walk in the crowded streets.
The scene shifts over to an adult club in the Akihabara district of Tokyo. The scene shows young people dancing and making out and all that intimate stuff. In the back room of the club, four Yakuza gangsters are seen congregating and playing some poker having a good time while the fifth one takes his girlfriend to a room for a happy ending.
Yakuza: 5
At the back alley, a car drives up and stops next to a dumpster. The doors open and five members of the Kkangpae walk out with weapons in hand. Tensions between the two groups have been in an all time high and the Koreans wanted to strike first before the Yakuza struck them.
Kkangpae: 5
The boss of the Koreans orders one of his men to kick the door down and they all proceed into the club. They walk through the halls of the club and look through all the doors only seeing couples getting it on if you know what I mean. Eventually they hear some loud sex coming from another room and the leader walks up to the doorway to see the fifth Yakuza gangster mercilessly slamming his girlfriend from behind.
The Japanese mobster was so into his moment he didn't realize who was staring at him. He hears the cocking of a gun and opens his eyes. His girlfriend looks up too and screams and before the Yakuza member can do anything, the Korean mobster fires a suppressed burst from his K7 into his chest knocking him against the wall and his corpse slumping downwards.
Yakuza: 4 - Kkangpae: 5
The Korean boss looks at the fallen Yakuza's girlfriend before walking towards the other end of the hallway. Eventually the Koreans hear laughter and proceed to the farthest door down the hallway and the Korean boss peeks into it.
Just what they came for.
The boss orders his lieutenant to light up a pipe bomb and slowly opens the door. The Yakuza don't know their other man is dead and continue their poker. The Korean mobster with the pipe bomb tosses it into the room full of Yakuza and lands on the poker table.
The Yakuza boss yells out "Soto o miru!" And they all get up and duck behind cover. The bomb goes off and one Yakuza member suffers shrapnel hitting his collarbone and he is knocked by the blast against a wall. The Yakuza members gather their weapons just as the Kkangpae storm the room and open fire.
The Yakuza fire back with their pistols, sub machineguns and rifles and eventually one Yakuza gangster drops a Korean with a blast from his desert eagle knocking him backwards dead with a bullet in his eye.
Yakuza: 4 - Kkangpae: 4
The Yakuza boss orders his men to retreat out the back door and they do just that but one Yakuza runs over to the wounded one and goes to retrieve him but he has succumb to his wounds he sustained from the pipe bomb and run out the door with his colleagues.
Yakuza: 3 - Kkangpae: 4
The Kkangpae follow suit and the back door leads them to another set of hallways and corridors. The Kkangpae slowly advance down the hallway and at the end of it is a door. The Korean boss opens it and it leads to the dance floor from earlier.
The Korean boss orders his men to search the dance floor for their Japanese enemies and slowly walk across the dance floor. One Korean armed with a Beretta M9 is unaware that a Yakuza gangster is following him. The Japanese mobster waits until he can get a clear shot with his PM-9 and when the Korean makes it to a small mosh pit, the Japanese gangster fires at him with his PM-9 riddling his back full of rounds and unintentionally hitting some bystanders
The Korean drops to the floor and turns around and attempts to aim his gun and the Yakuza member but the Japanese gangster yanks his Beretta away and empties the rest of his clip into the Korean's chest.
Yakuza: 3 - Kkangpae: 3
The crowd of bystanders scream and rush to exit the club just as the Yakuza boss spot the remaining Koreans and aims his Howa Type 89 at them and opens fire. The Koreans jump behind the bar counter and the bartender is shot to death instead.
The Yakuza boss swears in Japanese and takes runs out the club with his remaining men out to the garage across the street. The Koreans quickly jump over the counter and give chase to their foes and make their way out to the front. They see the Japanese enter the garage and one Korean opens fire with his K2 and hits one of the Yakuza in his arm but doesn't drop him to the ground. The Korean boss orders his men to head to the entryway of the garage and wait for the Yakuza to drive out
The Yakuza quickly get into their Honda Accord. The Yakuza boss tells the his 'Shatei' to drive the car as he sits in the back seat with his 'wakagashira' in the passenger and they drive out of the parking garage.
They eventually make it to the exit of the parking garage and Koreans hear the car approach. They aim their weapons at the car as it approaches and the Yakuza are caught by surprise as the Koreans unload a barrage of bullets into the car. The Yakuza 'shatei' is shot repeatedly by K2 rounds and Beretta rounds and the car goes swerving out of control as he slumps dead on the wheel.
Yakuza: 2 - Kkangpae: 3
The Koreans jump out the way as the car speeds into the entrance of a small Ramen shop and the remaining Yakuza members quickly hop out and run through the streets. The Koreans give chase pushing several civilians out of the way and keep eye on the Yakuza to android losing them in the crowd.
The Yakuza boss and his 'wakagashira' decide to enter a public shower building and turn around to open fire on the Koreans with their desert eagles. The Koreans come closer and they run into the building and grab a hidden satchel charge that was placed behind the reception counter for emergencies. They set it up, get the detonator and place it near the door.
The door opens and the Yakuza boss pressed the button and the Korean monster who entered first was blown by the blast and his body is shot forward and lands in a tub nearby scaring the two civilians who were in it causing them to run away.
Yakuza: 2 - Kkangpae: 2
The Korean boss yells in anger seeing his man die and him and his lieutenant run into the bathhouse. The Korean lieutenant walks over to a drainage pipe and yanks out the metal pipe and hands his boss another pipe. They decide to split up and search for the enemy
The Korean boss hears water splashing in a small bath and kicks the door down only to find two naked Japanese women are shriek and when he turns around, the Yakuza lieutenant grabs him and tosses him into the bath where the women are and they jump out and run away. The Yakuza tries to drown the Korean boss but the Korean retaliate with a backwards kick in the Japanese gangster's chest.
After getting his head out of the bath water, he does a forward kick to the Yakuza's stomach before performing a roundhouse kick directed at the Yakuza's jaw knocking him sideways holding it. The Yakuza lieutenant attempts to apply a triangle choke but the Korean quickly lunges forward delivering several quick punches to the Japanese gangster's face and kneeing him in the sternum knocking him down backwards.
The Yakuza moans in pain and attempts to get up only to have a metal pipe swung at his jaw. The Japanese gangster falls sideways and attempts to get up again only to receive a swing to the back of his head fracturing his skull killing him.
Yakuza: 1 - Kkangpae: 2
Meanwhile at the building's storage room, the other Korean is looking around for the Yakuza boss. Unknown to him, the Yakuza boss is hiding behind a small column and jumps out with his sai drawn and stabs the Korean in his stomach and pins him against the wall and before the Korean could use Tae Kwon Do, he is caught in a shoulder throw and tossed to the ground and has a sai driven through his eye sockets and twitched before going limp.
Yakuza: 1 - Kkangpae: 1
The Yakuza boss withdraws his sai from the corpse and makes a break for the exit and makes his way out to the street and casually walks as of nothing happened. As he does that, the Korean boss exits out of the bathhouse and looks around for his last prey. He spots a glimpse of the Yakuza boss's neck tattoo and casually walks after him.
Eventually the Yakuza boss enters a small Sushi bar and quickly enters the elevator only to be tailed by the Korean boss who hops onto the other elevator and presses down.
The elevator opens and the Yakuza boss walks into a small underground garage where his backup Honda is and as he exits out the elevator, the other elevator opens and suddenly the Korean boss comes charging at him and performs a quick hurricane kick only to have his foot caught by the Yakuza boss and the Yakuza boss performs a small spin to try and throw his foe to the ground only to have the Korean boss quickly throw a punch at his rib making him release his grip.
The Yakuza boss then attempts to provoke his opponent by faking a kick of his own which causes the Korean to raise his guard and the Yakuza takes advantage of this and lunges forward with a barrage of punches landing several blows to the Korean's head.
The Korean responds by doing a quick jump kick at the Yakuza boss's hand kicking it upward and goes in for a spinning kick at the Yakuza boss in the stomach knocking him backwards against the hood of the car and takes a metal pipe of the ground and brings it down onto the Yakuza boss's head only for him to roll out the way.
The pipe hits the hood of the car and taking the opportunity, the Yakuza boss quickly draws his sai and stabs the Korean in his back and up through his armpit making him yell in pain.
The Korean boss refuses to give up and attempts to grab the Yakuza boss only to have a shoulder throw done on him with a follow up punch to his face breaking his nose. The Korean attempts to get up only to have a sai stabbed into his knee and the Yakuza boss elbows it to hammer it down in place. The Korean yells in pain and attempts to crawl away.
Watching his enemy crawl away the Yakuza boss takes his other sai and flips the Korean boss around and looks into his eyes.
The Korean, engulfed by his hate for the Yakuza spits in his face and says "dangsin-ege yakuja gae jenjang!" Before having the sai driven through his neck cutting his jugular vein.
The Yakuza boss gets up and walks away and turns around to see the Korean gasping and twitching, walking back towards the Korean boss, he stomps on the sai and with that, the Korean boss's life ends.
Yakuza: 1 - Kkangpae: 0
The Yakuza boss gets his car key hanging on the wall. He opens the garage door, opens the car door and looks over at the corpse and says "Yakuza wa anata ni Kankoku no inu o funsai shimasu."
And with that, he drives off in victory.
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Winner: Yakuza
Yakuza: 514
Sai: 9
Desert Eagle: 19
Minebea PM-9: 108
Howa Type 89 Rifle: 206
Satchel Charge: 102
Kkangpae: 486
Metal Pipe: 8
Beretta M9: 18
Daewoo Telecom K7: 161
K2 Assault Rifle: 206
Pipe Bomb: 93
Following a very brutal gang war between two of East Asia's notorious crime groups, the Yakuza narrowly seizes victory with a difference of 28 kills. Their Satchel charge being a deciding factors in the simulations following their sai and more brutal nature. Both gangs scored 206 kills each with their assault rifles making them the deadliest weapons.
"Wow, what a fight, the Yakuza ultimately won due to having the superior explosive weapon which didn't fail at any circumstances and didn't have have a premature detonation. It was so close." Geoff commented
"The Yakuza won, doesn't really shock me given their more dominant and brutal nature. The Kkangpae were no slouches either having brought a good mid-range arsenal to the battle, respect to both criminal organizations for putting up an amazing battle." Dorian seconded
"Well the Yakuza won. They were more brutal, ready to kill whoever stands in their way. In this case, the more powerful with more members and bigger international influential wins. Good job Yakuza." Mack concluded
(The Yakuza boss is seen driving up to an estate. He exits the car and walks up the stairs where another Yakuza boss awaits him. They will discuss how to win upcoming war against the Kkangpae and having new member to replace the ones he lost.)
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Next time on Deadliest Warrior Season 2, two famed black powder marksman of the 16th Century shoot it out.
Russian Streltsy: The famed arquebusiers of the Russian Empire whose proficiency in firearms made them nearly unbeatable.
vs.
Swiss Guard: The de facto military of the Vatican City charged with the safety of the Pope.
Who is deadliest?!
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Translation for Yakuza: "Yakuza wa anata ni Kankoku no inu o funsai shimasu" (Yakuza will crush you Korean dogs) ""Soto o miru!" (LOOK OUT!)
Translation for Kkangpae:"dangsin-ege yakuja gae jenjang!" (Fuck you Yakuza dog!)