Mohawk Indian: Warriors of the Iroquois Confederacy who fiercely resisted American settlers and rival tribes.
(Several Mohawk indians ambush unsuspecting settlers. The white men fall before their various attacks.)
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Maasai: The fearless lion-slaying tribesman of Africa.
(A group of Maasai tribesmen are seen stalking a pride of lions. They charge out at one particular and spear it down as the other beasts take off.)
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.
No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
Last time both warriors emerged victorious in a brutal hard fought battle...
(The Mohawk picks up his lance and brings it down onto the wounded Aboriginal. The tip of the lance protruding out the back of his head. The Mohawk then kicks the corpse off the cliff.)
...but now, what will happen when they are plucked from their respective time periods to face off against each other?
(The Maasai thrusts his lion spear down impaling the Maori through the foot. He then knocks him down to the ground and proceeds to thrust the spear into the Polynesian warrior's heart killing him.)
Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, medical scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two of history's most fierce tribal warriors.
Mohawk Indian
Circa: 1812
Height: 5'10''
Weight: 150 lbs.
Armor: None
Maasai
Circa: 1930
Height: 6'3''
Weight: 140 lbs.
Armor: Wicker Shield
''We couldn't have asked for a great match up today.'' Barry started off, ''Two of season two's most fearsome tribal warriors go head to head and I can't wait to see how it unfolds.''
''This is totally going to be another very close match up. Both have little to no armor and are some of the most fierce tribesmen from their native lands. Both warriors aren't going to back down from this fight.'' Geoff added.
''Looking at the physical make up of both these warriors, they are both diminutive. Both were tall guys but the Mohawk were plagued by disease and other ailments and the Maasai were quite underweight for their size. It's the critical intangibles with the physicality x-factor that will allow them to achieve victory.'' Dorian said.
''We've got spears, bows, knives so this should be interesting.'' Geoff finished.
The fearless Mohawk Indian carried with him a simple, yet deadly arsenal use to kill settlers.
Short Range: Pipe Tomahawk
Mid-Range: Iroquois War Lance
Long Range: Bow & Arrow
Special: Flint Knife
In turn the proud Maasai carried with him an arsenal made for slaying lions.
Short Range: Simi Knife
Mid-Range: Lion Spear
Long Range: Maasai Bow
Special: Rungu Club
The team now reviews the testing of the favored short range weapons of both warriors.
''Both are weapons that can cause serious trauma on the body. I think I'll give the edge to the simi knife because it has more blade to it giving it more options.'' Geoff said.
''The tomahawk can be thrown but it will be cut down by the knife. Edge simi knife.'' Dorian seconded.
''You took the words right out of my mouth.'' Barry added.
For short range weapons, the edge goes to the Maasai for the simi knife.
Both warriors used deadly spears to mercilessly skewer their foes. The Mohawk Iroquois war lance and the Maasai lion spear.
The team now reviews the testing of both weapons in action. After a very lengthy debate they finally come to a decision.
''This one should be even. The war lance and lion spear will do similar damage to the human body and have no trouble bringing a man down.'' Geoff said.
''The lion spear's tip is so large the amount of trauma it causes is just unbelievable. I'll go with the lion spear for it's much larger tip.'' Dorian countered.
The tiebreaker falls upon Barry's shoulders.
''Both weapons are very nasty and very lethal. Since they are primarily thrusting weapons I can't give an edge to either. Even.'' Barry spoke up.
In mid-range weapons, both warriors are even.
When it comes down to long range combat, both used similar and primitive bows to strike their foes down.
The team reviews the testing of both bows in action and it doesn't take long for them to call the edge.
''Similar d-shape bows. Similar arrowheads, this is even across the board.'' Geoff started off.
''No real difference in these bows. Even.'' Dorian added.
''Whoever gets the first hit with his arrows wins the match. Edge even.'' Barry concluded.
For long range weapons, both warriors are dead even.
Now we finish weapons review by going over the preferred sidearms of both warriors.
The team looks over the testing of both the flint knife and the rungu club from their debuts and the team has come to a fairly easy decision.
''The rungu does have the reach, but it only causes blunt force trauma on the body while the knife slashes and stabs with deadly results. Edge flint knife.'' Geoff said.
''You need headshots to kill with the rungu, anywhere else hurts like mother dick but the flint knife as a greater kill zone. Edge flint knife.'' Dorian seconded.
''Flint knife, what you guys said.'' Barry added.
In special weapons, the edge goes to the Mohawk Indian for the flint knife.
Coming up, Barry looks over the x-factors and after that, our battle between two renowned tribesman will commence!
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Welcome back to the fight club, here we've tested and reviewed used by the most deadly tribal warriors ever to grace the Earth.
For short range weapons, the Maasai's simi knife cut down the Mohawk's pipe tomahawk.
''Since the simi knife has more blade to it, that means the Maasai has more options with his weapon and a lot of the times a blade beats an axe.'' Geoff explained.
Edge: Maasai
For mid-range weapons, it was a dead-even comparison between the Maasai's lion spear and the Mohawk's Iroquois war lance.
''Because these two weapons are similar in length, the lion spear's only advantage is that it's blade is bigger but with the great skill the Mohawk used their lances it puts them both on an equal footing.''
Edge: Even
For long range weapons, both warriors carried similar bows used to hunt and kill.
''The two bows are both d-shaped, meaning they have the same amount of power plus their arrow heads are similar. So it's even here.''
Edge: Even
And for special weapons, the Mohawk's flint knife sliced apart the Maasai's rungu club.
''One-hundred percent of the time a bladed weapon will always surpass a club. Flint knife takes it.''
Edge: Mohawk Indian
Finally, for armor the Maasai gained the edge for his ox-hide shield.
''The Mohawk doesn't have armor so it's self-explanatory.'' Geoff concluded.
Edge: Maasai
And now Barry will review the x-factors of these two fearsome tribal warriors.
''Time to look over these x-factors.'' Barry said as he sits down in his chair.
''Training is up first likewise and the Mohawk had an 86 to the Maasai's 80.''
''For physicality the Mohawk has an 87 to the Maasai's 74.''
''Thirdly is endurance and both are even with an 89.''
''Next is killer instinct and the Mohawk has a 90 compared to the Maasai's 86.''
''Fifth is intimidation and the Mohawk had a 92 to the Maasai's 80.''
''Last is ferocity and both have an 89.''
Barry has just finished reviewing the x-factors and now we've come to our battle between two tribal warriors. We will now run the simulator 1,000 times to determine our victor.
Who will win between these two tribesmen?
''This is such a close match, I can't wait to see the winner.'' Barry said.
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It's another hot and searing day in the Kenyan wilderness. We spot lone Mohawk warrior walking through the tall grass. Somehow he had ventured off and ended up in a strange new land.
Despite the beauty of the new land he had happened upon, he carries his weapons in hand just in case he is challenged by another tribe. Among his possessions is the Aborigine's sawfish rostrum.
He eventually comes across a small pond and sighing in happiness, he sets his weapons beside a rock and goes to get a drink of water.
On the other side of the tall grass, a Maasai warrior slowly prowls his way through the grass, having spotted a lion he can hunt and kill to give to his people for food he maintains a low profile to avoid being seen or heard by anything, whether it be a rival tribe or a predator.
He continues his trek through the grass until he eventually sees an opening, however before he heads out of the tall grass he swears he sees the outline of a person and gets onto his knees.
Brushing some of the tall grass out of his field of view he gets a good look at the strange man, seeing his tribal clothing and sensing that he is an enemy he sets his weapons aside and draws his bow.
The Mohawk hears several birds flap their wings before taking off into the sky and he slowly gets up. Sensing that he isn't alone he walks over to the rock where his weapons are and picks up his tomahawk.
Hearing some rustling in the the Mohawk raises his tomahawk preparing to confront whatever this is. Suddenly an arrow flies out and the native American ducks just in time to avoid it hitting him in the face.
Getting up he then hurls in tomahawk in the direction from where the arrow came. The weapon flies straight into the tall grass and after a few moments of hearing nothing, he rushes over to pick up his other weapons and his spare tomahawk before darting into the tall grass hoping to lose whoever is attacking.
Back in the grass we see the Maasai with his shield raised in front of him, the tomahawk harmlessly embeds itself into the shield, with his shield no longer usable he tosses it aside and picks up his other weapons before taking off after the Indian.
Meanwhile the Mohawk had made his way out of the tall grass into an open clearing and he turns back to see if he was followed, hearing some loud rustling he strings an arrow onto his bow and fires in the direction of the noise.
Hearing a grunt he strings another one but before he can aim it at the source of the noise the Maasai comes charging out with his simi knife and rungu club in hand.
Having no time to aim his bow the Mohawk rolls out of the way and draws both his flint knife and spare tomahawk and responds with a jump attack. The Maasai raises his knife and club catching the Mohawk's weapons and both are locked in a duel of strength, the Maasai's greater height and reach eventually allows him to lean putting great pressure on the Mohawk.
Grunting as his arms become tired the Mohawk shoves the African warrior back before swinging his flint knife and scoring a cut onto the Maasai's chest. He follows up with an overhead swing with his tomahawk but the Maasai warrior catches his arm and kicks him away.
The sudden kick sends the Mohawk flying backwards while releasing the grip from his tomahawk. Tossing the tomahawk aside he then charges forth and brings his knife down hoping to slice the native American's head off.
However the Mohawk raises his flint knife and miraculously catches the simi's blade with his own. Maneuvering his knife around the blade he manages to stab the Maasai's hand.
Clenching his teeth in pain the Maasai drops his knife and jumps back before the Mohawk could follow up with a swing. Rising to his feet the native American rushes flings his knife at the African warrior.
The blade digs into the larger man's arm and the Maasai is left groaning in pain. Quickly running over to pick up his war lance he then charges towards the Maasai hoping to impale him.
Yanking the knife out he out of agitation hurls his rungu at the charging Indian. Seeing the club fly his way he rolls under it and getting his footing he sees the Maasai run over to the tall grass to pick up a spear with an absurdly long tip.
Both warriors walk towards each other with their last weapons in hand, knowing this fight needs to end right now. The Maasai jumps and kicks his feet at the Mohawk while yelling.
In response the Mohawk does his war cry and charges head on with his lance pointed out. Seeing this the Maasai charges back and as he comes close he quickly swings his lion spear downwards striking the war lance's head.
With his the Mohawk's arm are send downward as well, seeing his opening the Maasai thrusts his spear down only for the Mohawk to roll out of the way just in time to avoid becoming a shish kabob but he wasn't fast enough to avoid getting a deep gash along his back.
Grunting in pain while jogging away holding his bleeding wound, he shouts another war cry at the Maasai and both charge each other again. As the two warriors get within arm's reach the Mohawk thrusts his lance downward and the tip cuts deep into the African warrior's upper leg.
Screaming at the pain the Mohawk proceeds to swing his lance striking the African in the chin knocking him down and sending his spear flying away several feet landing in the dirt.
Seeing his opponent trying to stand up the Mohawk brings his lance down only for the Maasai to raise his arm in defense. The tip piercing through the arm sending waves of pain throughout the African warrior's body as he screams in pain.
The Maasai despite his pain reaches with his other hand and tries to wrestle the lance away, both struggle for a minute and the Mohawk in frustration backhands the Maasai sending him flopping to the ground.
With his opponent injured and at his mercy the Mohawk raises his lance into the air with a mighty war cry.
Suddenly the Maasai grabs a hand full of dirt and pebbles and hurls it at the Mohawk. Some of the dirt gets into his eye stopping the Mohawk in his tracks. Rising to his feet while in pain the Maasai rushes over to his lion spear and turns to see the Indian still rubbing his eyes.
Raising his spear above his head he runs towards the Mohawk and thrusts the spear straight through his side. The massive blade going all the way through to the other side. Gasping in shock, the Mohawk can only look into the sky wide-eyed as the Maasai retracts his spear.
With his opponent clutching his bleeding side while struggling to maintain his footing, the African warrior then brings the spear down and skewers the Mohawk through the top of his skull.
Twisting the spear before yanking it out the Maasai then kicks the corpse over before raising his bloody spear and shouts in victory.
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Winner: Maasai
Maasai: 508
Simi Knife: 139
Lion Spear: 244
Maasai Bow: 56
Rungu Club: 70
Mohawk Indian: 492
Pipe Tomahawk: 125
Iroquois War Lance: 240
Bow & Arrow: 54
Flint Knife: 73
X-Factors
Training: 80/Training: 86
Physicality: 74/Physicality: 87
Endurance: 89/Endurance: 89
Killer Instinct: 86/Killer Instinct: 90
Intimidation: 80/Intimidation: 92
Ferocity: 89/Ferocity: 89
Armor Failure Rate
Wickerwork Shield: 14% - No shield
Following a battle between two fierce tribal warriors it would be the Maasai who would emerge victorious. It was a close battle as the Maasai won with 50.8% of the victories compared to the Mohawk's 49.2%. Despite the Mohawk owning the x-factors it was the Maasai's superior forged weapons that won the day.
''Despite the Mohawk being able to use his weapons at all ranges, examples being the tomahawk which can be thrown, most weapons in his arsenal were mainly one-dimensional, and by that I mean despite the tomahawk being throw-able it couldn't compare to the simi knife which gave the Maasai a bit more options with his weapon.'' Geoff explained.
''Even though the Mohawk was such a fierce challenger the Maasai had much higher stamina from doing his ritualistic dances for hours, even days on end which made him less susceptible to fatigue. Coupled with his killer lion spear he skewered the Mohawk down.'' Dorian said.
''This was an epic battle between two tribal warriors. It really could've gone either way really. The Maasai is this season's deadliest tribal warrior.'' Barry concluded.
(The Maasai walks back to his village where his people await him, despite having returned empty handed with no fresh kill, he sits down and tells the story of the strange warrior he fought in the wilderness. Amongst his new possessions is the Mohawk's war lance and the Aborigine's rostrum, set beside the Maori's taiaha.)
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Next on back for blood, we move to the modern age when we have two black-powder warriors face off.
Ashigaru: The foot soldiers hired by the samurai class during the Feudal era of Japan.
vs.
Pirate: The merciless marauding thieves of the seven seas.
WHO IS DEADLIEST!?