Deadliest Warrior: Rice Man's Edition

by Its Rice Man

Throughout history there have been many warriors who left their mark on their respective cultures. Now, with modern science and technology DeadAliveManiac, Zivon96, MKDemiGodzilla-Warrior, Its Rice Man and Metal Harbinger bring these legends back to life to compete and find out who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR! (BACK FOR BLOOD SEASON 3 ONGOING).

63. BFB: Yakuza vs Russian Bratva

Yakuza: Cruel warlords of Japan's criminal underworld who's influence spreads worldwide.

(Several Yakuza gangsters storm into a Toyota dealership in Tokyo and proceed to gun down all employees before finding the owner and mercilessly stab him to death with their sai for making deals with a rival clan.)

vs.

Russian Bratva: Mother Russia's cold-blooded thugs who's ruthlessness and brutality make them feared across the globe.

(Russian mobsters are seen beating up a rival Chechen mobster before one disembowels him with a hunting knife.)

WHO IS DEADLIEST?

To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.

No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Last time both gangs emerged victorious in a difficult and harsh turf war against equally vicious gangs...

(The Yakuza boss is seen stabbing the Kkangpae boss through his back and armpit with his sai before shoulder throwing him and stabbing him through the knee cap before driving the other sai through his jugular.)

...But what will happen when the two gangs meet each other and battle for control of the streets?

(The Bratva boss is seen gutting the last Angel alive before riddling his corpse with a magazine from his skorpion.)

Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, medical scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two organized crime groups who never engaged in gang warfare.

Yakuza

Circa: 2007

Height: 5'7''

Weight: 165 lbs.

Membership: 102,560 (Believed to be higher.)

Crimes: Contract Killing, Illegal Gambling

Russian Bratva

Circa: 2002

Height: 5'11''

Weight: 185 lbs.

Membership: 300,000

Crimes: Human Trafficking, Counterfeiting

''Gentleman, seriously, we couldn't have asked for a more tight fight.'' Barry started off, ''Today is a street fight between the Yakuza, Japan's very own mafia against the Russian Bratva. This is going to get hella bloody!''

''These two mobs are two of the largest in the entire world, they both have so many members and dominate criminal activities where ever they are. Let's see what happens when they confront each other.'' Geoff said.

''They both emerged victorious against other organized crime groups, I think this match will be one of our closest ones yet, let's get this started!'' Dorian exclaimed in pure excitement.

''The violence that will occur in a few short moments will be off the scale. Let's go.'' Barry concluded.

The Japanese gangsters protect their turf with a mix of traditional weaponry and what their money can buy.

Melee: Sai

Short Range: Desert Eagle

Mid-Range: Minebea PM-9

Long Range: Howa Type 89

Explosive: Satchel Charge

In turn the Russian thugs murdered their enemies with a mix of American and weapons from the Eastern Bloc.

Melee: Hunting Knife

Short Range: Colt M1911

Mid-Range: Skorpion vz. 61

Long Range: AKS-74

Explosive: RGD-5 Grenade

For melee weapons, our gangs used two deadly tools that were instrumental in gutting and stabbing their victims into bloody pulps. The Yakuza sai and the Russian Bratva hunting knife.

The panel goes to review the testing of both weapons in their debut episodes. After a brief discussion they've finally come to a decision. Boys?

''This one has to go to the sai.'' Geoff started off, ''Despite the hunting knife being able to slash and stab you only have one whereas the sai you have two with the ability to catch the hunting knife with the prongs and then stab the crap out of you with the other.''

''The Yakuza are more skilled with their weapon, that amplifies the sai's lethality by almost one-hundred percent. Edge sai.'' Dorian seconded.

''I gotta go with the sai too, I mean that versatility is kick ass.'' Barry added.

In melee weapons, the edge goes to the Yakuza for the sai.

For short range combat the two gangs brought with them two deadly and accurate pistol capable of riddling their victims full of lead.

The team goes to review the testing of the Desert Eagle and the Colt M1911 in their debut episodes. It doesn't take long however for them to decide the edge.

''Gotta go with the desert eagle for that take down power. It easily dwarfs the Colt's .45 ACP.'' Geoff said.

''Agreed there, they both have shitty recoil that'll come back to bite you in the ass..well hand later but the desert eagle's cartridge alone beats out the Colt. Desert eagle all the way.'' Dorian added.

''If the .50 express round hits someone through the head, that poor guy's head will fucking explode! Edge desert eagle.'' Barry concluded.

In short range weapons, the edge goes to the Yakuza for the Desert Eagle.

Now moving on to mid-range weapons these two gangs came armed with two mechanized machines of death. The Yakuza Minebea PM-9 and the Bratva Skorpion vz. 61. The panel now reviews the test footage of each weapon in action and physically compare them and reviewing their stats and specifications.

''Looking at the two weapons they do seem evenly matched you guys.'' Geoff started off holding both weapons, ''However, looking at the stats on my laptop screen here I see the PM-9 possess more base range, more rounds and a much higher rate of fire. It's settled, I give my edge to the Minebea PM-9.''

''I have to say the PM-9 as well, you just mentioned two things that it has over the skorpion. The other is the PM-9 has five more rounds in the magazine. PM-9.'' Dorian seconded.

''There's not much else to say, you guys literally took the words out of my mouth. PM-9.'' Barry finished.

In mid-range weapons, the edge goes to the Yakuza for the Minebea PM-9

For assault rifles our gangs were able to scrap up very powerful military-grade rifles to do their bidding. The Yakuza Howa Type 89 and the Bratva AKS-74.

Going over the footage of each testing of said weapons the team comes to a heated discussion. Let's see what's going on.

''I gotta go with the rifle that offers more accuracy and better follow-up shots. I've backing up the Howa on this.'' Geoff started.

''I call it even Geoff, same range, the muzzle velocity is the same and both have no problem putting a guy down. The Howa as the accuracy for it while the AKS-74 has the take down power for it.'' Dorian inquired.

''Gotta side with the doc this time around. It's even all the way.'' Barry concluded.

For long range weapons, it's an even comparison.

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Finally, for explosive weapons these two gangs brought with them two highly potent devices capable of annihilating their enemies. The Yakuza satchel charge and the Bratva RGD-5.

The team now reviews the testing of said weapons in their debut episodes. After a brief discussion they finally come to a decision.

''I think this is the first time the RGD-5 has ever won an edge. It's the smaller explosive and lacks the more powerful blast of the satchel charge but being smaller means it's more concealable and easier to carry more of it. Edge RGD-5.'' Geoff said.

''I agree, movement is going to be everything in this street fight and since the Russians are packing the lighter explosive I give the grenade my edge as well.'' Dorian seconded.

Barry had to shake his head. ''You're both wrong, explosive power is everything when dealing with explosives. I simply can't ignore how much of a bigger blast the satchel charge packs.''

''Sorry Barry, sometimes we agree sometimes we don't. Besides the Bratva needs an edge anyway.'' Geoff said patting Barry on the back.

''No dude, I'm right.'' Barry chuckled.

In explosive weapons, the edge goes to the Russian Bratva for the RGD-5 Grenade.

Coming up, we review the x-factors of both gangs and our turf war will begin!

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Welcome back to the the fight club, here we reviewed five weapons to stage a battle between the most vicious and violent criminal organizations.

For melee weapons, the Yakuza's sai took down the the Russian Bratva's hunting knife.

''Since the Yakuza are more skilled with their weapon and the fact the sai can catch the hunting knife gives it an edge.'' Geoff explained.

Edge: Yakuza

For short range weapons, the Yakuza's desert eagle outshot the Russian Bratva's Colt M1911.

''Though the desert eagle has more recoil we simply could not ignore the fact that it fires the more powerful caliber with it's .50 Action Express and it has one more round in it's magazine so therefore it takes the edge.''

Edge: Yakuza

For mid-range weapons, the Yakuza's Minebea PM-9 proved more accurate that the Skorpion vz. 61.

''The Minebea possesses more range, five additional rounds and is the more accurate weapon in this, accuracy means a lot too and it's the more modern weapon meaning it won't be as faulty as the older Skorpion.''

Edge: Yakuza

For long range weapons, the Yakuza's Howa Type 89 and the Russian Bratva's AKS-74 were determined to be equally effective.

''They both are highly reliable weapon systems and their similar range combined with their similar muzzle velocities put them on even grounds. One is more accurate while the other has power behind it.''

Edge: Even

And finally, for explosive weapons the RGD-5 proved more mobile and concealable than the satchel charge.

''Since it's more concealable and easier to carry the RGD-5 will prove more effective than the larger satchel charge despite it's smaller explosive payload.'' Geoff concluded.

Edge: Russian Bratva

And now it's time for Barry to gauge the x-factors of each warrior.

''Time to input the x-factors.'' Barry said taking a seat on his chair.

''Training was dead even with both of them scoring a 79 each.''

''For logistics it's a wash because the two gangs get weapons off the black market and buy what they want because of how rich they are. They are even with an 81.''

''Third is dominance and both are even again with a 90 each since where ever they are, you can guarantee they are the top dogs around.''

''Fourth is influence and it's a 92 for each. They are the two of the largest and most influential criminal organizations on earth and they have members all around the world including the United States.''

''Up next is discipline and the Yakuza have it with an 89 compared to the Bratva's 85.''

''Last is brutality, guess what? Another wash with a 90 each since they will kill whoever flat out messes with them regardless of who you are.''

Barry has just finished gauging the x-factors for the gangs and he will now run the simulator 1,000 times pitting 5 Yakuza gangsters against 5 Bratva hitmen.

Who will emerge victorious between the criminal world's most violent and vicious gangs?

''I can't wait. Let's see who wins.'' Barry said pressing the button

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The battle takes place in Santa Monica pier at Pacific park. A black van marked with the logo of a Japanese restaurant is seen driving through the small amusement park and soon comes to a halt beside several food stands.

The van's doors all open up and out come five Yakuza gangsters, four of them dressed in suits while one is dressed in normal clothes with a backpack. They've heard of the Russian Bratva selling drugs here on their turf from an associate and they were ready to stop this threat since negotiations came up short.

Yakuza: 5

Concealing their weapons in their suits the ring leader orders his soldiers to all split up and the second they come across any Russian mobster they are to kill him on sight.

With his men dispersing into the crowd he heads off to the area where the kiddie games are to begin his search. Loading a magazine into his desert eagle he vanishes into the crowd.

In a small chili dog stand we see four Russian mobsters enjoying their meal and having a good time while their fifth man walks off to try and sell some drugs to the junkies present in the area.

Russian Bratva: 5

A few minutes later we see the lone Russian mobster handing a bag of drugs to a couple of junkies. He receives the cash payment and walks off into the back area of the park where there were no people but unknown to him however, one of the Japanese gangsters spotted him and is currently tailing him.

He enters a secluded area of the park behind a small store to count his money, after he does that he takes out his Galaxy S5 and phones his boss to inform him of a successful deal.

''Hey boss, we got another sucker buying our stuff.'' He speaks into the phone with a heavy Russian accent present.

''Good, now...'' His boss was cut off when the Yakuza gangster swipes the phone from him and proceeds to tackle him into the window display with his PM-9 in hand.

''Ugh! What the shit?'' The Russian grunted, before he can go for his Colt he is headbutted sending the back of his head slamming against the window display of the small stand and they smash through it. The sight of the two thugs fighting sends the nearby bystanders screaming in fear and scattering.

The two of them wrestle on the floor with the Japanese gangster taking his desert eagle out. Using the grip of the PM-9 he swings it at the Russian's forehead and smacks his head into the ground. Before the Russian can recover the Yakuza points his weapon onto the Russian's forehead and fires a 6-round burst obliterating the man's skull.

Yakuza: 5 - Russian Bratva: 4

Hearing the combined sounds of screaming bystanders and the gunshots the other Bratva draw their weapons and run over in the direction from where the gunshots are heard.

Elsewhere the other Yakuza gangsters follow suit. Back with the Yakuza gangster with the PM-9 he gets on his two feet and proceeds to casually walk out of the empty store.

The second he exits however he is shot in the chest and face courtesy of a Russian wielding a skorpion vz. 61. The Japanese thug's body twitches from the amount of gunfire sent his way and he is finished off with a shot that partially blows his neck away.

Yakuza: 4 - Russian Bratva: 4

''Tch, fucking Japanese!'' The Russian boss as he and his other men walk towards the corpse. ''Check his pockets and see what he has.''

One Russian thug walks over to the corpse and begins to rummage through it. As he does that around the corner the other Yakuza run over and spot the Russian thugs.

One Yakuza gangster takes out his desert eagle and fires several rounds striking the Bratva who was rummaging through his brother's body in the neck severing his carotid artery sending the Russian falling over clutching his neck.

At the same time the other Russians open fire and one Yakuza is shot in the forehead from an AKS-74.

Yakuza: 3 - Russian Bratva: 4

''Fucking scatter!'' The Yakuza leader ordered with an accent.

Him and his two soldiers run off in separate directions.

''Chase those bitches!" The Bratva boss ordered before going to check his man, however he sees that he had already bled out, sighing in disappointment he shakes his head before going onward to look for the Japanese thugs.

Yakuza: 3 - Russian Bratva: 3

The Bratva underboss walks into a small building with a maze built in it. Hearing footsteps on the opposite end of the wall. Taking an RGD-5 he pulls the pin and hurls it over the small wall.

''What the!'' A voice screams out before the grenade detonates.

To the Russian's surprise the Japanese gangster's lifeless body is flung over the wall and lands several feet in front of him. The corpse riddled and burnt from shrapnel.

Yakuza: 2 - Russian Bratva: 3

Elsewhere the Yakuza underboss is being stalked by one of the Bratva hitman. Running towards a dunk tank he takes cover behind it and unzips his backpack. Pulling a satchel charge and takes a match out. Lighting the fuse in it he bangs on the dunk tank's interior drawing the attention of the Bratva thug.

Hearing the banging noises the Russian draws his Colt and runs over to investigate the noise. Nearing the dunk tank he spots the Yakuza gangster taking off in the distance and goes to fires his Colt but before he could get a shot off the satchel charge explodes and he is killed in the ensuing explosion.

Yakuza: 2 - Russian Bratva: 2

In another part of Pacific park the Yakuza boss is seen making his way through an area filled with games and prize stands. Feeling unsafe he draws his sai and cautiously walks through the empty stands. Behind him the Bratva lieutenant is seen tailing him with his hunting knife in hand.

Rushing over to the Yakuza boss as quietly as he can he then places a hand over the Japanese thug's mouth but is caught off guard then the Yakuza boss shoots both his elbows backwards hitting him in the gut.

Doubling over in pain he tries to go in for a swipe with his knife but the blade is caught in between the prongs of the sai and his kicked in the gut knocking him backwards.

With his opponent stunned the Yakuza boss shoves one sai in the Russian's stomach while bringing the other up and stabbing him through the throat. The Russian chokes on the metal and goes limp.

Yakuza: 2 - Russian Bratva: 1

The scene then brings us to a small arcade on the southern end of Pacific park. We see the Yakuza underboss armed with his desert eagle scanning the small arcade looking for Bratva boss. He turns the corner and sees the bathroom door closing as if someone had just entered through it.

Running over he barges into the bathroom only to be jumped by the Bratva who grabs him by the collar of his suit and slams him face first into a mirror. The shards cutting into his face.

Reaching for his hunting knife he then thrusts it into the Yakuza's back cutting into his spine and several his spinal cord. Screaming in pain the Japanese gangster is left paralyze and he is thrown to the ground.

Laughing at his fucked up opponent the Bratva boss then brings his knife downward stabbing the Yakuza thug through the throat. The Japanese gangster choking on the metal blade before taking his last breath.

Yakuza: 1 - Russian Bratva: 1

Left alone, we see the Yakuza boss reaching for his phone and goes to try and contact his underboss, after a few minutes he gets no response. Sighing in frustration knowing what became of him he puts his phone away and makes a run for the van.

Taking his key out he presses the unlock button and the van makes that unlocking noise and he opens the trunk. Seeing a Howa rifle he grabs it and closes the trunk. Just as he does that the a gunshot rings out and a bullet flies straight passed his head making him jump in surprise.

Looking at the direction of the gunshot he spots the Bratva leader with his Colt in hand firing at him. Jumping back in surprise he makes a run for it and enters a small mirror maze house.

The Bratva boss runs into the house intent on killing his pray. He enters it and is greeted by the sight of many mirrors making him confused. He scans the entire room and out of nowhere he spots the reflection of the Yakuza boss with his Howa aimed at him. Ducking, he manages to avoid having a bullet hit him in the face and instead the mirror behind him shatters.

Getting back to his feet he points his Colt to where he saw the reflection only to see that the Yakuza boss had left.

Grunting in annoyance he slowly walks forward with his pistol held in front of him. He continues making his way through the mirror house and when he turns a corner the Yakuza boss jumps out with his Howa and swings the stock striking the Russian in the face.

The force of the blow sends the Bratva boss staggering backwards crashing into a panel of mirrors. Several shards cut into his back making him grunt in pain. Taking advantage of the situation the Yakuza boss points his rifle at the Russian's face and fires only to miss as the Russian lashes out forward and tackles him to the ground.

Straddling his opponent the Bratva boss punches the Yakuza boss several times in the face before bringing his pistol up and pointing it at his face. Summoning the energy from deep within the Yakuza boss kicks his feet upwards and manages to hit the Russian in the back of the head knocking him forward and freeing himself.

With his opponent clutching his sore head on the ground the Yakuza boss gets up on his two feet and delivers several powerful kicks into the Bratva's stomach making the man howl in pain before delivering a stomp onto the Russian's head dazing his opponent.

Not finished yet he then reaches down with one hand and grabs the Russian by the collar of his suit and shoves him into another panel of mirrors shattering them. The Russian however, was unable to do anything from the beating he received.

Checking his Howa for a round in the chamber the Yakuza boss walks over and aims the Howa straight at the Russian who was charging him with hopes of getting him to the ground.

The Yakuza boss simply pulled the trigger sending one round into the Russian's gut knocking him back into the mirrors making him cry in pain. Slumping slowly to the ground defeated, the Russian places a hand on his bleeding stomach and laughs before looking at the Japanese gangster.

''Hahaha! Go ahead and fucking kill me you bitch!'' The Bratva boss laughed before spitting in the Japanese mobster's face.

''You really picked the wrong gang to fuck with.'' The Yakuza boss snarled back before squeezing the trigger 29 times riddling the man's chest with 5.56x45mm rounds.

Yakuza: 1 - Russian Bratva: 0

Sighing in relief the Yakuza boss bends down to look through the pocket of the corpse and finds several cigarettes. Smiling, he then takes out his lighter and proceeds to have a smoke.

Taking a big puff he runs his hand through his medium-length hair and looks at the camera and smiles in a cool way.

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Winner: Yakuza

Yakuza: 505

Sai: 22

Desert Eagle: 33

Minebea PM-9: 49

Howa Type 89: 246

Satchel Charge: 153

Russian Bratva: 495

Hunting Knife: 20

Colt M1911: 30

Skorpion vz. 61: 48

AKS-74: 243

RGD-5 Grenade: 154

X-Factors

Training: 79/Training: 79

Logistics: 81/Logistics: 81

Dominance: 90/Dominance: 90

Influence: 92/Influence: 92

Discipline: 89/Discipline: 85

Brutality: 90/Brutality: 90

Following a very close battle between season two's most ruthless criminals it would be the Yakuza who emerge victorious. They won 50.5% compared to the Russian Bratva's 49.5%. It was largely thanks to their more accurate weaponry and their more powerful explosive that had allowed them to beat the Bratva. The deadliest weapons overall were the Howa Type 89 Rifle and AKS-74 respectively.

''This was such a good battle.'' Geoff started off, ''It ultimately came down to the Yakuza's superior discipline and their more accurate weapons. The Russians did bring powerful weaponry to the game that were comparable to what the Yakuza had but their under-powered RGD-5 costed them.''

''I knew it was going to be very close and for the Yakuza to beat the Bratva? Damn, they totally earned this win.'' Dorian commented.

''Give credit to the Bratva for their sheer brutality, but against the Yakuza all that brutality didn't help when you're confronting someone just as nasty and well armed as you and just as deadly if not worse. Congratulations to the Yakuza, not only are you the deadliest criminals of season two, you're the deadliest criminals on the planet.'' Barry concluded.

(The Yakuza boss is seen entering the van where he and his soldiers drove into Pacific park earlier. Hearing the horde of police sirens coming his way he quickly drives of and in the back seats were the AKS-74s and Skorpions he took off the dead Russian mobsters. Peaking into the rear view window he sees the ocean of flashing red and blue lights coming into the park.)

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Up next on back for blood, it's a battle between two motivated and dangerous paramilitary groups.

I.R.A.: The unstoppable urban guerrillas who waged a bloody war of independence against the British.

vs.

Tamil Tigers: The ruthless Sri Lankan extremists who battled the Sri Lankan government for over twenty years.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!