A/N: Here is another highly anticipated battle for you, my dedicated readers! Now I have taken into account opinions from two people who have told me they side with the Kkangpae and Hells Angels respectively. For the both of you..I'm sorry to say but you both provided absolutely shit reasoning for why your pick wins. You both know who you are.
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Kkangpae: South Korean mobsters who murder, extort, and maim all who dare challenge them.
(Kkangpae hitmen are seen ruthlessly beating a Vietnamese gang member in an alleyway for trying to extort one of their businesses. The ringleader walks up with a metal pipe and swings it down onto the man's skull killing him.)
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Hells Angels: The infamous outlaw motorcycle gang who leave a trail of booze, corpses, and destruction where ever they go.
(Several Angels are seen riding up to a bar owned by their rivals the Outlaws. They get off their bikes carrying Uzis and walk into the bar and open fire killing members of the Outlaws MC.)
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.
No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
During their last battles both gangs were soundly defeated by equally brutal and vicious adversaries...
(The Kkangpae boss is headbutted by the Yakuza boss before having a sai stabbed into his knee. He collapses to the ground and the Yakuza boss thrusts his other sai into the Korean's throat severing the carotid artery.)
...but now, each gang will be given a chance for redemption and will face off for the first time for control of the streets.
(The last Angel is stabbed in his gut and the Bratva boss forces the knife upwards gutting him in the process. He is repeatedly stabbed until he begins to fades away and then the Russian takes his skorpion and empties it's entire magazine into his corpse.)
Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, medical scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two vicious criminal organizations who never met in a confrontation.
Kkangpae
Circa: 2007
Height: 5'8''
Weight: 165 lbs.
Membership: 20,000
Crimes: Arms Trafficking, Larceny
Hells Angels
Circa: 2002
Height: 6'
Weight: 195 lbs.
Membership: 2,500
Crimes: Drug Trafficking, Extortion
''Today on redemption we have a battle between two vicious criminal organizations. First is the Kkangpae who are the notorious mobsters from Korea. They are comparable to the Triads and the Yakuza and though they are overshadowed by those two they still have their own fearsome reputation. On the other hand you have the most powerful and vicious biker gang in the United States, the Hells Angels. Now these guys can be ruthless and uncompromising which makes them the perfect opponents for each other.'' Barry started off.
''Other things to consider is stuff like influence and brutality. The Kkangpae is smaller compared to the Triads and Yakuza in terms of numbers but they have an international presence on the same scale as those two. The Hells Angels are smaller than the Kkangpae but in terms of influence they control as much criminal vices as their new opponents.'' Dorian added.
''Yeah totally. Two vicious and ruthless criminal groups finally go at it for the first time and I can't wait to see this unfold.'' Dorian said.
''We've got various firearms to test and improvised explosives, so let's go.'' Barry concluded as they all get up.
The Korean mobsters come equipped with a mix of improvised and military-grade weapons used to ensure their dominance.
Melee: Metal Pipe
Short Range: Beretta M9
Mid-Range: Daewoo Telecom K7
Long Range: Daewoo Precision Industries K2
Explosive: Pipe Bomb
And for the bikers, they rode into battle with an arsenal intended to mutilate and murder.
Melee: Ball-Peen Hammer
Short Range: Colt Python .357
Mid-Range: Uzi
Long Range: ArmaLite AR-15
Explosive: Molotov Cocktail
For melee combat both thugs used incredibly deceptive and nasty improvised weapons to bash their rival's skulls to pieces. The Kkangpae metal pipe and the Hells Angels ball-peen hammer.
The team now goes on to review the testing of both weapons in action during their debut episodes. After an extensive discussion they discuss the edge heavily among themselves. Let's see what they say.
''Both weapons obviously aren't meant to be used in any type of combat situation but the lethality of them both speaks for themselves and if I had to give one the edge I'd give it to the metal pipe because of the reach advantage.'' Geoff spoke.
''I agree as well, the hammer does require momentum to keep the thing going like we've with similar weapons like, say the Mongol's mace and whatnot. The metal pipe is like the baseball bat used by the Sicilian Mafia and it's length allows it to strike a larger portion of the body for more trauma. Edge metal pipe.'' Dorian seconded.
''The hammer has a small area in which it can cause damage with it's head, the pipe's length gives it more coverage so that's why it gets the edge.'' Barry concluded.
For melee weapons, the edge goes to the Kkangpae for the metal pipe.
For short range weapons these gangs used highly accurate and reliable sidearms when they wanted to blow a hole in their opponent's heads. The Kkangpae Beretta M9 and the Hells Angels .357 Magnum Revolver.
The team goes onward to review the testing of both these sidearms in their previous appearances. After they do so they debate before coming to a decision.
''I think we already know the edge already, the Python will certainly take someone down with just one good shot but the Beretta is magazine-fed, has more rounds and the recoil will allow for better and smoother follow up shots.'' Geoff said.
''The take down power is the only thing the revolver has going for it, the Beretta has more and it's easier to reload. Edge Beretta.'' Dorian added.
''Edge Beretta, reloading that weapon will be easier than just inserting one round at a time.'' Barry finished.
In short range weapons, the edge goes to the Kkangpae for the Beretta M9.
Moving on to the mid-range weapons, these two gangs brought with them annihilating sub-machine guns to pepper their enemies into submission. The Kkangpae Daewoo Telecom K7 and the Hells Angels Uzi.
The team goes to review the testing of the two weapons in their debut episodes. After another lengthy discussion they've finally come to a decision.
''This is a tough one.'' Geoff started, ''They both are mechanized mayhem with 30-round magazines firing at incredibly fast rates. However, in the end I stand with the K7 because it's integrated suppressor and it's much faster firing rate.''
''The K7 will allow the Koreans to hit the Angels without them even knowing where they are. My edge goes to the K7.'' Dorian said.
''Sure the Uzi has 50 meters more of range compared to the K7 but the K7's faster rate of fire will allow it to overpower the Uzi in a close quarters confrontation. So I gotta give my edge to the K7.'' Barry concluded.
In mid-range weapons, the edge goes to the Kkangpae for the Daewoo Telecom K7.
When the brawls turned into long range firefights these two gangs brought with them two highly accurate and high powered assault rifles. The Kkangpae Daewoo Precisions K2 and the Hells Angels ArmaLite AR-15.
The team reviews the testing of said weapons in their debut episodes, after a heated debate a decision has finally been made.
''This is a rough decision, both fire the same round, use 30-round magazines and are very accurate. I think I might have to go even on this one.'' Geoff started off.
''I say even as well since the cartridges and range are identical.'' Dorian said.
''I don't see any significant advantage one carries over the other. It's a really close comparison so edge even in my book as well.'' Barry concluded.
In long range weapons, it's an even match-up.
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Now we move on to the favored improvised explosives these two gangs used when a message was to be delivered.
The team reviews the testing of the pipe bomb and the Molotov cocktail in their debut appearances, after another discussion they debate heavily before coming to their conclusion.
''Both are crude explosive devices, they can cause serious damage when they're used but I'll give the edge to the molotov cocktail. Why? Because although the pipe bomb does kill with explosions it can fail if the gas pressure builds up too slow. Edge Molotov cocktail.'' Geoff said.
''True that, the pipe bomb kills with the explosion and the pipe casing itself becoming nasty shrapnel. If you don't make it properly and it doesn't detonate you have a dud in your hands. Edge Molotov cocktail.'' Dorian seconded.
''I was automatically going to give the pipe bomb the edge but it's various modes of failures killed it for me. While the Molotov does not kill you instantly at least it doesn't misfire.'' Barry finished.
In explosive weapons, the edge goes to the Hells Angels for the Molotov cocktail.
Coming up after the commercial break, Barry gauges the x-factors then our battle between two vicious and ruthless criminal organizations begins!
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Welcome back to the fight club. Here we've reviews the weapons wielded by two ferocious criminal organizations to decide who would win the impending gang war.
For melee weapons, the Kkangpae's metal pipe outbludgeoned the Hells Angels' ball-peen hammer.
''The metal pipe has reach and it's length gives it more surface area on the body in which to cause trauma compared to the hammer's head.'' Geoff explained.
Edge: Kkangpae
For short range weapons, the Kkangpae's Beretta M9 outshot the Hells Angels' Colt Python .357.
''For larger magazine size, less recoil which allows for better follow up shots the Beretta takes the edge.''
Edge: Kkangpae
For mid-range weapons, the Kkangpae's stealthy K7 proved overall better than the Hells Angels' Uzi.
''Integrated suppressor and faster rate of fire means the K7 will defeat the Uzi in a close quarters confrontation. It will allow the Koreans to attack the Angels without revealing their position.''
Edge: Kkangpae
For long range weapons, both the Kkangpae's K2 and Hells Angels' ArmaLite AR-15 were determined to be equally accurate and deadly.
''Same cartridge, similar ranges, great accuracy. It's a wash and whoever gets the first shot off and hit wins the fight.''
Edge: Even
And finally, for explosive weapons the Hells Angels' Molotov cocktail took a searing edge over the Kkangpae's pipe bomb.
''While the pipe bomb can instantly kill anyone with it's deadly shrapnel within it's blast radius, the Molotov cannot misfire unlike the pipe bomb so on the technical side it is the safer weapon between the two.'' Geoff concluded.
Edge: Hells Angels
And now Barry will gauge the x-factors of our warriors.
''Let's look over the x-factors.'' Barry said taking a seat in front of the simulator.
''First up was training both gangs will be rated a 79 each.''
''Next is influence, this went to the Kkangpae because while they both have a presence internationally the Kkangpae is just more reached out just a tad bit farther in other countries. They had an 86 to the Angels 80.''
''Third is brutality and both get it with a 90 each. The Kkangpae aren't shy to murder even foreign people who intrude and the Angels have killed innocent women and have no qualms killing a child either.''
''For fourth is discipline and obviously this went to the Kkangpae because of their martial arts and how they are taught to conduct themselves. They have an 89 to the Angels 75.''
''For dominance I had to give it even to both with a 90 since they absolutely ensure that where ever they are they are in control.''
''Last is killer instinct and the Angels have it with a 91 to the Kkangpae's 90.''
Our panel has finished reviewing the x-factors and weapons. Now we will run the simulator one-thousand times to determine our winner. Barry will now finish entering the necessary data before starting the battle which we will be pitting 5 Kkangpae hitmen against 5 Hells Angels bikers.
Who will win between two highly aggressive and vicious criminal organizations?
Charismatic mobsters
(Kkangpae members are seen bowing before their boss, a new member walks into the room and is formally initiated into the brotherhood.)
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Outlaw Bikers
(Hells Angels are seen as a prospect is given his full-patch, the other members raising their beers and cheer for their newest brother.)
Martial artists
(A Kkangpae member casually exits out of his office only to be ambushed by a rival gangster. However, the rival's ambush takes a turn for the worst when the Kkangpae hurricane kicks him and proceeds to viciously beat him into unconsciousness.)
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Street brawlers
(Members of the Hells Angels and Mongols MC are seen engaging in a street fight on the Las Vegas strip. Each side carrying knives, hammers and bottles.)
''Let's see who wins this, I can't wait to see.'' Barry said pressing the button.
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It's the middle of the afternoon in the City of Angels. We see many of the city's inhabitants go home, the kids leaving schools and the fathers headed back to their families after a hard day at work.
The scene shifts to an alleyway in the middle of downtown, in it we see 5 Kkangpae mobsters waiting with a van. Inside the back is a cache of weapons and today they are to deliver it to the Hells Angels in return for payment.
Kkangpae: 5
''Boseu, ulineun-i salamdeul-eul mid-eul su issseubnikka?'' One of the Korean mobsters asked his boss.
''Ye, ulineun sangho hab-uie dodalhaess-eumyeo uliege munjega eobsgi ttaemun-e sa-eob-e jongsahago issseubnida.'' The boss reassured his soldier.
After a few more minutes of waiting they here what sounds like multiple motorcycles driving. In a split second 5 Harleys are seen riding into the alleyway. The Hells Angels approach the waiting Koreans and dismount their bikes.
Hells Angels: 5
One of the bikers takes a large crate that was tied to his Harley and carries it as both gangs walk towards each other. Although this was suppose to be a business exchange the two sides are still cautious and didn't come here without protection.
''Alright, we've got your weapons like you asked so pay up.'' The Kkangpae boss ordered in a heavy accent.
''Yeah, here you go short round.'' The lead Angels said pointing towards his Harley which had a crate tied to the back.
He sends his lieutenant to grab the crate just as one of the Angels walks over to check the back of the van. One of the Koreans backs away from the group and holds a remote detonator in his hands.
Just as the Angel opens the trunk to the van the Kkangpae all jump for cover behind the various trashcans in the alley as the man with the detonator presses the button and the Angel is killed in an explosion that sends his fellow bikers flying backwards.
His body burned and riddled with pieces of shrapnel.
Kkangpae: 5 - Hells Angels: 4
''Ugh...No! Daryl!'' The lead biker exclaimed in shock, ''Fuck these guys everyone grab your guns and kill these assholes!"
Just as he says that the Kkangpae draw their weapons and open fire on the bikers prompting them to take cover behind their Harleys
One Angel draws his Colt Python and peeks out from behind his bike, one Korean decides to rush out of cover and he fires his Python and manages to hit him several times in the chest killing him.
Kkangpae: 4 - Hells Angels: 4
''Everyone, split up!'' The Kkangpae boss said to his men.
They all split and seeing this, the lead Angels barks out orders to his men as he draws his ball-peen hammer. His sights only set on the Kkangpae boss for backstabbing him.
One of the Koreans runs through the alleyway and into the streets, seeing various civilians run away from the sounds of the gun battle he takes off and rushes into a Japanese sushi bar.
An Angel spots him and takes his Uzi out and gives chase, he enters the bar as several scared civilians run out and spots a glimpse of the Korean running into the kitchen.
Rushing into the kitchen he is ambushed by the Kkangpae as he jumps out from the side and grabs hold of his Uzi. He shoves him against the wall and goes in for a headbutt but the Angel swings his fist and strikes the Korean across the jaw.
Following up with a headbutt of his own he sends the Korean staggering back against the stove and raises his Uzi firing half of it's magazine into the Korean's chest.
Kkangpae: 3 - Hells Angels: 4
Smirking at the corpse, he exits out of the bar before running back to where the fight began to search for his friends. Meanwhile in a small storage building we see a Korean mobster armed with his Beretta sneaking his way through the rooms.
He hears the door behind him open and he turns and spots an Angel charging at him, opening fire he strikes the biker in his shoulder but his tackled against the wall dropping his pistol in the process.
Raising his fists to beat the Korean senseless the Angel delivers a hard punch to the jaw, however the Korean's martial arts training enables him to ignore the blow and counters with a low sweep sending the Angel tumbling to the floor.
Quickly scooping up his Beretta he points it at the downed biker and fires 5 rounds into his chest, the man twitching briefly before going limp.
Kkangpae: 3 - Hells Angels: 3
He smirks but as he turns around he is shot multiple times in his chest, his body convulsing as an AR-15 is fired repeatedly into his chest. The Angel who fired at him then aims for his head and delivers one last shot that blows out the back of the Korean's skull.
Kkangpae: 2 - Hells Angels: 3
He turns ands heads out the door on the opposite side of the room and slowly opens it, he enters into a small loading dock and in the corner of his eye spots movement below him.
Raising his AR-15 he opens fire through the catwalk but fails to land any hit.
''Shit, gotta reload.'' He said to himself.
As he goes to reload however a gunshot is heard, gasping in shock the Angel drops his AR-15 as more bullets fly his way striking him multiple times in his chest. He slumps dead against the catwalk before falling over the railing and onto the floor.
Kkangpae: 2 - Hells Angels: 2
We see the Kkangpae underboss holding a smoking K2 assault rifle. He looks over the catwalk and spots his leader coming out of cover and gives him a nod, he hops over the railing and lands next to his boss.
They decided it would be best to head back to where the deal was made and steal some bikes and head back to their grand leader. They eventually make their way to the alleyway where the confrontation started.
Seeing the bikes where they were left, they smile before running over and just as the Kkangpae underboss hops onto a Harley the other two Angels appear from behind the dumpster and tackle both the Koreans to the ground.
The Hells Angels lieutenant taking his Uzi and points it at the Korean underboss but the Korean quickly swipes his gun away and flips the man over and delivers a hard right hook to the Angel's temple.
Shouting in pain at the sudden blow the Korean quickly scrambles for his K7 in his tuxedo shirt but the Angel recovers and kicks the Korean into a pile of trash, seeing a full glass bottle with some gas in it, he picks it up and with his lighter lights the wick and tosses it at the Korean.
The Kkangpae underboss had no time to react as the flames engulf him and the trash pile. He screams in extreme agony as he is slowly burned to death while the Angel watches and laughs.
Kkangpae: 1 - Hells Angels: 2
At the same time the last Kkangpae and the lead Angel are seen exchange blows, the Korean gains the upperhand and lunges forward latching onto the biker's shoulders and using his momentum against him he flips him over with a spin causing him to land with a hard thud on the asphalt.
Before he can finish him off however he hears yelling and turns to see the other Angel charging him with his hammer drawn. With his lighting fast reactions he quickly raises his arms, grabs the Angel by his hand and flips him over with no effort at all.
Seeing his fallen brother's K7 laying on the ground he rushes over and scoops it up. Setting it to fire he points at the Angel lieutenant and empties the entire magazine into the biker's chest.
Kkangpae: 1 - Hells Angels: 1
Tossing the weapon aside he turns to face the Angel leader who has just finished getting up from the beating he got a few minutes ago. The Angel reaches into his vest and pulls out his ball-peen hammer.
Seeing this the Kkangpae boss looks to his right and spots several pipes running against the wall. Walking over to it he gives a forceful yank and manages to free a piece of the pipes.
Spinning it around like a drumstick the Kkangpae boss and the Angel eye each other wearily.
''I don't mean to be racist or anything but, you Asians all look the same.'' The Angel chuckled.
The Kkangpae boss snorts before he charges with his pipe and brings it in a swing only for the Angel to bring his hammer up to block it.
Due to his taller height the Angel has more leverage and quickly brings his hammer aside successfully disarming the Korean. With that the Angel kicks the Korean in the stomach knocking him against a dumpster.
He follows suit with by bringing his hammer down, however the Korean ducks and quickly elbows the Angel in the gut. Clenching his teeth in pain the Angel doubles over as the Korean places both his hands onto the biker and leaps up with his knee striking the Angel in the chin knocking him down to the ground on his back.
The alleyway slowly begins to become engulfed in the flames from the Molotov from earlier and the two bosses find themselves fighting in an inferno battle ground.
The Kkangpae leader decides to give the Angel time to get up as he walks over to pick up his pipe. The biker manages to get onto his feet while rubbing his aching chin.
''Holy shit you're like Jackie Chan!'' The Angel growled.
The Angel then charges at the Korean while swinging his hammer back and forth. Showing calmness the Kkangpae leader casually twirls aside and quickly swings his pipe at the Angels back.
The force of the swing was strong enough to break the biker's spine and he staggers forward before hitting the wall face first. With that the Kkangpae boss rushes over and swings his pipe again this time smashing the Angel's arm.
Suffering from the agonizing pain the helpless Angel falls to the ground a paralyzed and a broken mess.
The Kkangpae boss walks up with a scowl plastering his face. He looks at the Angel in pity and the biker can only muster the energy to spit right in his face.
''We're at war now short round.'' The Angels said with a wicked smirk.
The Kkangpae leader smiles in response. ''But we're gonna win.''
He then raises his pipe into the air and brings it down onto the Angel's forehead. The blow knocking the man out and he follows up with another swing only this time the blow fractures the Angel's skull killing him.
Kkangpae: 1 - Hells Angels: 0
Unsatisfied with that, the Kkangpae boss, in blinded rage repeatedly swings the pipe down onto the the Angel's head turning it into a unrecognizable pile of blood and mush.
He continues swinging the pipe and after one last powerful swing that sends the blood flying up and staining his suit, the Kkangpae leader tosses the pipe aside before leaning against the wall.
He chuckles quietly to himself before walking to the Angel's corpse and takes his keys.
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Winner: Kkangpae
Kkangpae: 524
Metal Pipe: 7
Beretta M9: 35
Daewoo Telecom K7: 188
Daewoo Precision K2: 207
Pipe Bomb: 87
Hells Angels: 476
Ball-Peen Hammer: 6
Colt Python .357: 20
Uzi: 172
ArmaLite AR-15: 205
Molotov Cocktail: 73
X-Factors
Training: 79/Training: 79
Influence: 86/Influence: 80
Brutality: 90/Brutality: 90
Discipline: 89/Discipline: 75
Dominance: 90/Dominance: 90
Killer Instinct: 90/Killer Instinct: 91
Following a brutal and tight battle between two vicious criminal organizations it would be the Kkangpae who emerged victorious with over 52.4% of the victories. It was thanks to their superior short range and mid-range weapons that won them the battle. The Hells Angels did not fair poorly since their AR-15, expertise in street fighting and comparable submachine gun helped them win 47.6% overall.
''In the end, I guess it shouldn't be surprising at all.'' Geoff started off, ''The Kkangpae were extremely efficient in Tae Kwon Do and that was an extra factor that allowed them to take the Angels by surprise.'' Geoff said before holding his hands up in defense. ''Woah, I'm not saying that they're not skilled at brawling, they're very powerful brawlers and regardless of the results these two organizations deserve respect. Give them that respect or die.''
''While the Hells Angels are certainly a vicious group, the Kkangae just had those little quirks in the x-factors and that slight advantage with their K7 that allowed them to remain just ahead of the competition and earned their redemption.'' Dorian seconded.
''The Angels are no pushovers. They've shown us what they are capable of doing to their victims. The Kkangpae however, showed us why they were the badder gang.'' Barry concluded with a nod.
(The Kkangpae leader is seen riding through the streets of Los Angeles on his newly acquired Harley, crate of money tied to the back. He hears sirens and spots police cruisers and a firetruck riding past him. Looking over his shoulder he knows that they will make their way to the gruesome battle scene of the burning alleyway. With a smirk, he looks ahead and speeds his new bike down the road. When he returns to his boss he will help plan the upcoming war with the Hells Angels.)
Translation for Kkangpae: ''Boss, are you sure we can trust these guys?'', ''Yes, we have reached a mutual agreement and don't want problems with each other.''
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Coming up next on redemption, we bring two highly feared terror groups who are fanatically dedicated to their causes.
Chechen Rebels: Anti-Russian terrorists whose goal is to separate from the Motherland.
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F.A.R.C.: Colombian militants who finance their revolution through ransom and drug trade.
WHO IS DEADLIEST?!
A/N: Well that concludes another brutal battle between two criminal syndicates. If you are butthurt over the results then too bad it's my opinion. So anyway I hope you enjoyed this episode and I hope you are ready to read about two dangerous paramilitary organizations go at it!
