Chazz smirked. "A duel where Jaden loses. This should have been put on first".
Syrus was confused. "But you did see Jaden lose. Twice".
Chazz waved it off. "One was a pro and the other had a deck similar to one of the greatest duelists. Besides I'm talking about back then, when he was unbearable".
Chumley smirked. "You mean when you were a spoilt brat".
Chazz growled. "Shut it"!
(Into: Dueling Store)
Jaden: I hate these damn submission forms. Reasons why I want to duel Zane? Hmmm... he's a douche, I bet he probably smells bad to.
Zane crossed his arms. "I do not smell bad"!
Syrus sweat dropped. Did reason number 1 not bother him.
Crowler: Hey Jaden, can I have a look at that piece of paper? Ah, really I can? Thank you. Ah! See, you don't like that did yeah? You want it back? You cant have it. Ah, I'm kidding here you go. Ah, psych again! "As I open my heart, my feelings are more solemn, my true love is a monster named Ancient gear Golem." That's so beautiful,
Crowler looked ready to cry. "I agree".
Chazz huffed. "Really, because it seemed"…
and yet a little gay.
"That".
Jaden: A friend wrote it for me and that's the wrong side.
Crowler: Yes, sure it is, Jaden.
(Flipped it on the other side)
Crowler: Oh, it is. You want to challenged Zane Truesdale, the top student of our school? Sounds like a Marvelous idea, I'm going to approve this right away.
Jaden was surprised.
Jaden: Y- Really?
Crowler: F**ck No! (Laughing)
That seemed more like it.
Jaden: Oh God, why?!
(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays)
Narrator: Meanwhile. In the... yeah we got that joke already.
Syrus: It's the good thing I found this blanket lying around. it really show my emotions, which is depression and depressed.
Bastion sighed. "Yes, you already told us that".
But I cant still hear Jaden's voice in my head!
Jaden: Come on Syrus, you just need a strategy... You're going to be the best Duelist ever... Chicken strips are better than hot sauce...
Alexis nodded. That was more like Jaden.
Hey Syrus, have you seen my Cheetos?... I love you, man. I... I... I so love you right now.
Random Voice: Sir, you are clearly intoxicated you must leave right now!
Jaden: I... Um... fine! it is you, who is cogitate through the cake in!
Bastion chuckled. Jaden plus drunk. Now that's an equation he never considered.
Random Voice: That's it, I'm gonna get you outta here myself. security!
Chumley turned to the present Jaden. "He makes you look like a model student".
Jaden laughed. "He's so horrible".
Jaden: Oh, you have to get your friends to help you, You pussy...
Syrus felt awkward. "Okay, I take back what I said about our Jaden. Sure, he flawed, but he's not a dick like that one". Chazz and Alexis nodded.
Syrus: Why can't I have things my way for once, I know what that would be like.
Random Duelist: Syrus, Choose your fate; yourself or your friend?
Syrus: That's easy!
(cues punching Jaden)
Chazz smirked. "Don't worry. We all thought it once in our life".
Jaden: Ugh! No, Syrus. How could you? you've destroy me! Syrus!
Syrus sighed. "That was more traumatic than what I actually thought of".
Chazz replied. "This whole thing is pretty traumatic".
Jaden smirked. "Come on you two. I'm enjoying this and you are too".
Syrus shook his head. "After that. No way".
Syrus: Wow, That would rule!
Zane shook his head. If it was him and that Syrus on screen, he probably wouldn't be alive right now.
Obelisk blue Students: Due Die!
Jaden: Oh, come on guys. I just wanna speak to Zane!
Obelisk blue Students #1: Speak to this!
(Dumps water at Jaden)
Obelisk blue Students #2: Ha! you got him all wet.
Obelisk blue Students #1: Come on, let's do rich stuff.
Jaden: Damned Obelisk blues I'm so angry! I have to take this anger out on someone. Oh Syrus, come here you big loveable bastard, Got yeeeaaaaah... that's not you. that's a pillow.
Chumley: *grunts*
Jaden: huh, You found something, Chumley?
Syrus: "Dear Jaden and Chumley, I decide to leave Duel Academy forever. Goodbye, P.S. Jaden I've read one of your poems, it was pretty gay."
Chazz clapped in agreement.
Jaden: A friend wrote it for me!
Bastion looked up laughing. "Sure, a friend wrote it for him".
Jaden laughed too. "Take it easy other me".
Alright Chumley, it's time to gain some speed and lose some weight. Come on, we're gonna find Syrus.
Chumley: *grunts*
Syrus: Man, am I glad I joined Boy Scouts, who knew that they will come a time in my life when I would actually to build a perfect raft.
Jaden: I can smell blue hair, he went this way! Syrus, Where are you?! Whoa, what's going on my ass? Winged Kuriboh?
Winged Kuriboh: MMmmh!
Jaden: What's that? You know where Syrus is?
Winged Kuriboh: MMmmh!
Jaden: Alright Kuriboh, You lead the way. Hey went there, Chumley! The invincible floating hairball that came from my ass just told me so!
Chazz sighed. That could get annoying fast and he speaks from experience.
Zane: Standing on this pier and watching the sunset make my fangirls think I have a sensitive side.
Zane blushed and Alexis giggled. "The girls back at the dorm did love that about you".
Alexis: Hey Zane, boy am I glad to see you. I've been stuck in the woods since Episode 5 trying to find Syrus. And apparently I have been looking for my brother.
Alexis sighed. There went her happy mood.
Zane: Any luck?
Alexis: No.
Zane: Sucks to be you.
If that was him before the underground duels, he'd hate to see the other him with the new personality.
Jaden: Don't you even dare try to run away Syrus, You can't win! I've been playing Sonic all day.
(Leaped to the raft)
Jaden: Holy crap, this raft sucks!
(cues splashing)
Jaden: *Gasp*
Syrus: *Gasp* Damn it, Jaden! Why couldn't you let me go!
Jaden: Get the... Get the hell off of me! No, we're gonna-
(Cues Drowning)
Both: *Gasp*
Syrus: Damn it. I still can't kill Jaden, maybe if I hit him with this!
Crowler sighed. This Syrus could have been useful in the other dimension.
Jaden: Don't you dare!
Zane: Syrus! So you're dropping out?
Syrus: Yep!
Zane: Sucks to be you.
Syrus spoke. "That must be his catchphrase".
Chazz dismissed him. "Wow. Bringing up the obvious. You and your other self-do got that in common.
Jaden: Duel me now, you jerk!
Zane: Deal.
Narrator: Meanwhile. At the docks! Why dueling at the docks? I don't know! pretty cool, though.
Jaden: I'm going to beat you Zane, Not just for me, Not just for Syrus, but for all the little people who had competence room by people like you. You don't care who you walk on, to you everyone is just an obstacles. Well, you're wrong. It's people like us that have helped you get where you are, right now. If it wasn't for us, you would be nothing and I think it's time that you show a little respect and that's what dueling is all about. And another thing...
Bastion sighed. "Famous last words".
Zane: Yeah, you lose.
Jaden: I, what?
(Cues Explosion)
Jaden: I... I lost?
Syrus: Jaden lost?
Alexis: Jaden lost?
Director: *Pffffft* Jaden lost?!
Crowler was confused. "Who is that guy"?
Jaden answered. "I think it's obvious".
They were all silent.
"Obviously the reaction of someone else watching this video".
Chazz growled. "If that's true. Why does he get a comfortable house while we're in a cave"?
Zane: You know, I think you just lost. Later.
Alexis: Call me, Syrus!
Syrus: I haven't got your number, bitch!
Alexis: Yeah, I love you to!
Chazz was ripping. "You do not deserve her".
Jaden: Wow, after all that, I'm hungry. Let's go get some grilled cheese.
Chumley: *grunts*
Jaden: No, Chumley. Not you.
Syrus: Yeah, your just a big slob!
(Both laughing)
Chumley scowled at the two. They awkwardly laughed.
Jaden: But seriously, dude. You're gonna die soon.
Caption Ending: We told you we would update quicker! A welcome back to Xthedarkone Remember, Jaden for President. "Sucks to be you."
Alexis: Zane, I can't find my brother anywhere!
Zane: Well, You know what, Alexis? That's a shame, but I have a song to make that all go away.
Alexis: Really, What's that Zane?
Zane: It sucks to be you...
Zane slapped his head in annoyance. Now he was making a song about that.
Alexis: hey!
Zane: It sucks to be you...
Alexis: That's mean, Zane!
Zane: It sucks to be you and Jaden and Syrus and Crowler to!
Crowler: What?!
Crowler nodded. "I concur".
Zane: It sucks to be you.
Alexis: You know, Zane. You're bit of a jerk.
Jaden shook his head. "A bit. Clearly, Syrus didn't bring up his childhood".
Zane: Yeah? Well, sucks to be you.
Chazz was disappointed. "I was hoping to see the actual duel".
Bastion nodded. "It would be important for my formulas".
Jaden smirked. "I'm guessing the next one will be about me and Syrus and our big tag duel".