Jaden was excited for the next episode. The other's, not as much.

Episode Title: Father Drunk-A-Ton

Jaden was confused. "What's that about"?

Syrus wondered too. "Do you think it has something to do with Chumley's dad".

Chumley looked offended. "My father works with hot sauce, he's not some drunk".

(intro: Outside lying on the tree)

Jaden: man, it feels so relaxing to skip class. It's nothing like I need to learn anything, I win all duels anyway.

Jaden nodded. "He-I sure do got a point".

Crowler growled. "I'll admit you're a impressive duelist but with your graded, you'll be lucky if you get a job in a game store".

Syrus: HEEEEEEeeey, Jaden!

Jaden: Oh, God! What do you want?!

Syrus: *huff* *huff* Jaden, you got to hear this; Chumley's dad is here and he said he wants him to take him away from Duel Academy.

Jaden gasped. "So, it is about that".

Jaden: Um... Question? Why should we care?

Jaden was furious. "Did you seriously say that? Okay, other me, I find you funny but there are some things I won't laugh off".

Syrus: cause he's our friend.

Jaden:...

Syrus: Cause he own enough to buy a couple of jugs.

Jaden:...

Syrus: Cause one day, he going to join Industrial Illusion, to give you a card to help you win a duel.

Jaden gave Chumley a thumbs up. "That Skyscraper 2 card came in handy against Ra".

That got the attention of Chazz, Alexis and Bastion. It was the boy of said dorm who asked. "You faced Ra, when"?

"It was during the second year, you three weren't yourselves during it".

Chumley nodded. "It was lishus. On his last turn, he took control of Ra and won the duel".

Bastion couldn't believe, he missed such an opportunity. He never should have thrown that duel against Chazz.

Jaden:...

Syrus: Cause I'm kicking your ass if you don't!

Jaden: Good point, Syrus! Come on let's go save Chumley!

Jaden laughed. "Now that's more funny".

(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays)

Narrator: Meanwhile. In the... *sigh* You know what, I'm sick of this. it's a toolshed, we get it. I'm outta here, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm going back to my wife and kids. I'm going home!

(Walks away and slams a door)

There was complete silence, until Syrus asked. "What just happened"?

Alexis answered. "I think the narrator just quit".

Jaden was confused. "Can he do that"?

Zane answered. "He just did".

Jaden: Alright, guys. Back away, main characters coming through.

Father: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Jaden: Wow, eavesdropping is cool.

Syrus: Yeah, it's almost is fun stealing mail.

Chazz rolled his eyes. "Oh no, the terrible duo strikes again. What's next, you gonna use a cup without a coaster".

Jaden: Word.

Syrus: What?

Jaden: Just chillin, homie.

Syrus: Jaden, stop talking like that.

Jaden: But I-

Syrus: No.

Jaden: But I-

Syrus: No.

Jaden: But I-

Syrus: No.

Jaden: But I... I just-

Syrus: Hey, Jaden.

Jaden: What?

Syrus: Shut up!

Alexis giggled. "Well we know who wears the pants in this relationship".

Father: So to summarize I want my son to come back to the family business with his father.

Banner: I see, and why would this be?

Father: We'll talk about that later. Say, are you a drinker?

Banner: Um... only um-

Father: Have you play, Nuts on the Table?

Banner: Um... I don't think-

Father: Then, we're gonna have fun tonight!

Jaden: Hey Chumley, are you okay? I heard tha- whoa! what's going on? why are you packing?

Chumley: *gruntly winning*

Jaden: Oh, don't tell me you're actually cry- Oh my God, you girl! Why don't look the other way? Maybe we should take this up with the Chancellor.

Caption: after 25 minutes of pointless bickering...

Syrus: After 25 minutes of pointless bickering!

Jaden: And that's why Chumley can't leave. His character hasn't been developed enough for us to give us a crap about him!

Jaden shook his head. "We already do give a crap about him. That came out wrong".

Father: Well, I haven't heard him complain once. Isn't that right Chumley?

Chumley sighed. Kind of hard to when he doesn't talk.

Chumley: *winning*

Chazz rubbed his eyes. For a guy who doesn't speak, he sure does blubber.

Father: You see.

Alexis sighed. "Apparently tears don't speak".

Jaden: Come on Chancellor, that's no fair!

Sheppard: I'm sorry Jaden, but unless Chumley says "No", there's nothing we can do.

Zane sighed. They're doomed.

Jaden: Well, what if... um... what's that, Chumley? You wanna duel your dad, and if you win you stay?

Chumley: *Grunt*?

That got Zane's attention. He heard Chumley's dad was a great duelist and always wanted to see him in action. Although given how duels are in these things, he'd be lucky if he got to see one proper turn.

Syrus: Jaden, I can't believe you just set that up.

Jaden: Oh, come on. Chumley will do just fine.

Banner: Oh, I wouldn't know about that.

Jaden: Reaction Shot!

Banner: Chumley's father has been the State Champion, three years in the row.

Jaden: Oh... HA! HA! HA! HA! Ah, dude I'm so sorry I have totally screwed you over,

Chazz smirked. "He looks ready to punch".

but good luck anyway.

Caption: Later that night...

Syrus: Later that night in... Jaden, Why am I doing this again?

Jaden: Because the guy freakin' walking on us, alright.

Banner: So I told my mother... I'm going out... I'm 43 I said... too old be living with you... and I left.

Syrus was surprised. Was Banner drunk?

Father: Christ! You only had one drink.

Zane only had one word. "Wow".

Anyway, Nuts on the Table!

Banner: Okay, so I put my nuts on the table, now what happens?

Father: Now I do this!

(Slammed Banner's nuts on the table)

All the guys instinctive covered their special area in horror. Alexis only sighed. "Guys".

Zane was the first guy to recover. "Did that really happen"?

Jaden spoke then. "I mean, I saw some really messed up things, but that will haunt me for years to come".

The other guys had yet to recover.

Banner: Oh, My sweet mother of Nazareth!

Father: AH! You pasted out you gotta take a drink!

Crowler shook his head. "This game makes no sense"!

Ba... Banner? Oh, I'm going out for a drink.

Jaden: King me!

Syrus: Jaden, We're playing Yahtzee.

Jaden: Oh okay, well I wanna buy Mayfair.

Syrus: What the hell are you talking about?

Jaden: Gold Fish!

Syrus: Did you get a caution while no one's looking?! By the way, Chumley could you stop laying cards around the toolshed?

Ignoring what was on screen and finally recoverin himself, Chumley smiled. "Jaden, Syrus, thanks for those cards".

Jaden smiled. "What are friends for".

Jaden: Yeah, if you can clean your plate up, you could clean up this room, you messy bastard!

Father: Wow, Banner. I'm surprised you're still standing after last night.

Banner: ~Yes, well...~ *Ahem* Yes, well I know never told to get drunk with you ever again.

Crowler spoke up. "For all our sakes, I hope so".

Father: Funny? I recall Chumley's mom once saying that, HA! HA! HA!

Chumley sighed at the ridiculous mom joke.

Banner: Let the duel, begin!

Father: Chumley, you're such a disappointment. I still can't believe you've come to my Lloyd's. Your mother got rest her soul, died shortly after giving birth to your fat-ass. What would she think she saw you now? A failed fat duelist with the obsession of grilled cheese sandwiches, you're no son of mine!

Chumley sighed. "Harsh".

Chumley: Screw you, Dad!

Everyone's jaws dropped.

Jaden: WHAT THE-!

(cues massive explosions hearing the word "f*ck")

Jaden: Syrus, did you see that? Did you see that Chumley talked? Did you see that? Did yeah? Did yeah? Did yeah?

Bastion nodded. "That reaction is completely justified".

Syrus: Uh... Hi?

Jaden: Is it uncomfortable that I'm this closed to you?

Syrus: Jaden, get the hell away from me!

Jaden: What if I kiss you?

Chazz laughed. "Wouldn't surprise me".

(Syrus Punched Jaden)

"Looks like he's playing hard to get", joked Bastion. Everyone else joined in".

Jaden: Ugh! okay cross the line. Got it.

Chumley: Dad, What you don't realize is I made so many good friends here, who will always back me up and help me when I'm down.

(Jaden and Syrus are laughing at Chumley's voice)

Syrus: ...his voice was so stupid.

Zane chuckled. "Yep. Will always have his back".

Chazz nodded. "I can see now why he prefers to keep his mouth shut".

Zane turned to Chazz. "You think he's bad, I once dueled this guy who spoke like a five year old".

Father: Wow, You know Chumley. After seeing your friends support you and imitate favorite Internet References. I now see, You are a true duelist and a great man. I acknowledge you as my son.

Chumley: Does that mean you let me win?

(Chumley's Father was laughing at him)

Father: No.

(Cues explosions)

Jaden: Why do all duels end up with an explosion, Syrus?

Syrus: Why do you insist on getting so close to me!

(Punches Jaden again)

Jaden: Ugh! My pancreas!

Syrus: Take that, you freakin' loony!

(Syrus saying is conclusion speech)

Syrus: And so, after incredibly pointless duel, Chumley's Dad got wasted completely forgot why he came Duel Academy in the first place and left. Leaving with Chumley with nothing but a bill to all the whine he ordered,

Chumley felt bad. That had to be a huge bill.

what happened to me and my friend? Well...

Jaden: Syrus, what the hell are you doing?

Syrus: I'm monologuing.

Syrus was confused. "Why was he monologuing"?

Jaden: Why are you monologuing?

Syrus: F**ck you, that's why!

Bastion turned to Syrus. "There's your answer".

Caption Ending: We like to refer to this as 'Jaden Ownage' Episode. Remember, never play 'Nuts on the table'.

All the guys winced at the reminder of that".

Professor Banner required 17 stitches.

Bastion gasped. "That many".

Even Alexis winced this time.

Syrus Has filed for a restraining order. His court case is in October.

Jaden: Thanks for the drinks Professor Banner, you're awesome.

Crowler was confused. "Aren't they under age".

Banner: It is a pleasure, Jaden.

Jaden: Hey, do you know any drinking games?

Banner: hmmm? Have you ever heard of Nuts on the Table?

Zane gasped. "No"!

Jaden: Uh... I don't think so.

Banner: Oooo, then this is going to be a lot of fun.

It would take a few minutes for the audience to recover from this".