Chris: Last time on total drama island. After eating an all bean breakfast, the teams had to cross the island in silence, which was much farter than it sounds. And every little butt-yodel drew the attention of the raptors that were hunting them. Some skated through the challenge easily. Others weren't so lucky, like one raptor who got a Jurassic smackdown. Yeah. Turns out the real Julia is real mean. I should also mention that MK watched everyone's confessionals and Chase developed feelings for Priya. After MK revealed to whole team what Millie said about them in her notebook, Millie got voted off. Who's getting taken by the drone today? Find out right now on... TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

(Intro)

(At the ferocious trout cabin)

Chase: Hey Priya, what ya doing?

Priya: Just getting ready to go for a run.

Chase: Okay if I join you?

Priya: Sure.

(Chase and Priya run off together, which doesn't go unnoticed by Zee, Wayne and Raj)

Zee: Looks like Chase and I are going to win the bet, dudes.

Wayne: Not if I get a girlfriend first. Come on Raj. (Runs to the dining hall)

Raj: Right behind you Wayner. (Runs after Wayne but bumps into Bowie) Oh, sorry Bowie. Are you okay?

Bowie: No harm done, handsome. (This makes Raj blush) Shall we head to the dining hall.

Raj: Yeah.

Bowie: (Confessional) Is it just me or does Raj get cuter by the minute.

(Wayne gets pushed by Emma)

Wayne: So is that a no?

Emma: Sorry Wayne, already have Chase trying to get me, I don't need you flirting with me as well.

Wayne: Fair enough, but you do know there's something romantic going between Chase and Priya right?

Emma: What?!

Emma: (Confessional) If Chase thinks he can make jealous by hooking up with Priya, he is dead wrong.

(Bowie and Raj arrive in the dining hall)

Wayne: Hey, what are you guys laughing about?

Raj: Oh, nothing.

Bowie: Just an inside joke.

Wayne:(Confessional) So, I think my buddy Raj is gay. And I can't wait for him to tell me.

Julia: (Confessional) So, someone posted a video of me smack-talking that raptor, and I lost three-hundred-thousand followers. And you know what? I don't care. I'm relieved. Do you have any idea how hard it is to like yoga and emoji's, and omg! Avocado toast is gross. I'm finally free. Hmm. Now it's time to show the world the real Julia.

(In the dining hall everyone could hear a loud thud coming towards them)

Emma: Are the raptors back?

(The thud continues until Julia appears)

Bowie: Hey, Julia. Where you been? Insulting forest creatures? (Starts laughing until Julia takes he's burrito and smacks him with it. Everyone is shocked, but Ripper)

Ripper: You can't slap a man with his own burrito. (Julia throws the burrito at and hits him in the face) Argh!

Julia: Who posted the video of me yelling at the dinosaur? No one brave enough to admit it. That's okay. I'll figure out who did myself. (Walks off)

MK: Does this mean you won't be blessing our morning burritos?

(Air horn)

Chris: (Loudspeaker) Next challenge-the field. Ten minutes.

Ripper: That air horn just scared half the burrito right out of me. (The other campers look at him with grossed out looks on their faces)

Bowie: (Confessional) It's gross that it happened, but even more gross that he told us.

Chris: Okay, today's challenge is-(Notices that a few players are missing) Where are Priya and Chase?

(Priya and Chase show up)

Priya: Sorry, we were out on a morning run.

Chris: As I was saying, this challenge is called stranger flings.

Chef: Each team gets their own state of the art medieval catapult, which you will use to fling your teammates as far as you need to.

Chase: Oh, oh, oh, hold up, fling?

Chef: The goal is to land your teammates into one of these three point value targets. Land in the first one, that's 1,000 points. Second is 2,000 points. Third is...

Bowie: 3,000? Got it. But what's with the craters in front of and behind each target?

Chris: Those are surprise penalty pits. If you overshoot or undershoot your target, you land there.

Ripper: What are these surprises?

Chris: Do you not understand how surprises work?

Chef: So if you land in a point section, exit out the door and come back to your team.

Chris: So, is everyone ready to...

Chase: (Nervously) Ha-ha.

Chris: Chase, you ok?

Chase: (On the ground hugging his knees) Uh, uh, yes. Dude, ha, ha, I'm just... I'm just... (Emma smirks at this)

Emma: (Confessional) Chase has never backed out of a dare. He's done it all, except for the slingshot ride Eight Pennant Theme Park! He totally chickened out!

Chase: I ju-just... It's a... I'll call flinger. Yeah, I said it first, so I'll just work the catapult. Yeah. No big deal.

Chris: No, no. Every team member must take a turn being flung before anyone goes twice.

Chase: (Bits his finger) Oh, no!

Priya: Don't worry Chase, last summer my parents sent me to catapult camp. So now I know all about torque, tension and angles.

Chase: That's helpful, I guess.

Chris: Anyway, first team to reach 10,000 points wins, and the losing team will be sending someone home. Ready, set, go!

(With the ferocious trout)

Wayne: Raji and I are first.

Raj: Awesome.

Chase: I'll just look busy.

Zee: Are catapults made of cats, bro?

Priya: (Whistles) Hey, I know how to work catapults. If you let be in charge, I can...

Julia: Hey! Less talkie, more tossy!

Priya: (Confessional) I'm going to fling that two faced influencer into the sun. No, I want to win.

Julia: (Confessional) Now that my team knows the real me, they want me gone. But they can't vote me off if we win.

(With the frogs)

Ripper: I'm first.

Damien: Fine with me.

Bowie: And me. (Flings Ripper, causing him to scream)

Bowie: (Confessional) Consider that payback for using me as a human shield.

Chris: And Ripper's the first one out of the bucket.

(Ripper ends up in a pit in front of a target)

Chris: Fling and a miss! Chef, tell him what he's landed in.

Chef: Ripper has landed in a very crabby pit.

Ripper: (Getting pinched by crabs) Argh! Argh! So pitchy!

Wayne: We're ordering a double double!

Raj: Double points for the double threat.

Chef: No, no, no. Safely first, boys. It's one at a time.

Wayne and Raj: Aww!

Raj: (Gets out of the catapult) Go for it Wayner. (High fives Wayne)

(Julia launches Wayne, who then does a trick as he's looking backwards)

Wayne: Check it out Raji. I'm reversing. Beep! Beep! (Crashes into an eagle flying by)

Raj: That bird was off side!

(Wayne fall straight down into the pit, and lands on a bull)

Wayne: Whoa! Why is this cow so mad?!

Chef: Because it's a bull.

Raj: I'm coming Wayne! Aim for the cow.

Julia: We need points. So that's what I'm aiming for. (Julia launches Raj but she ends up overshooting the 3,000 point target into the pit behind it)

Chris: Ooh, overshot.

Julia: Grrr!

Priya: Since you're doing... Well I'm just going to say. ...horribly, maybe let someone else work the catapult.

Julia: Back off! I got this.

(With the frogs of death)

Emma: I'll go next.

MK: As you wish. (Flings Emma causing her to do a very high pitch scream)

Chris: Whoa, Emma's got some pipes. (Emma continues screaming till she lands in the 1,000 point) And that's 1,000 points for the frogs.

(With Raj)

Raj: What is this? Oh, I think I landed in barf.

Chris: Ha-ha! Nope, it's tapioca pudding.

Bowie: Ugh! The evil is pudding of them all!

Emma: Ew!

MK: Oh, grody.

Raj: Guys, I got a cramp. I can't treat this tapioca much longer.

Wayne: Someone save my buddy, Raj!

Bowie: (Gets in the catapult) Put me in the pudding.

Ripper: No way! I'm flinging you so we can win, not help the other team.

Chris: While Bowie's about to get in the air. Let's see how Wayne is doing on the ground. (The bull kicks Wayne out of the pit causing him to fall into the 2,000 point target) Wayne scores 2,000 points for the trout.

Ripper: How's that fair? Wayne landed in a penalty zone.

Chef: Wayne landed right on the bull so he never touched the ground.

Julia: Chase! Get in! You're next!

Chase: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Huh? Me? (Zee grabs Chase and throws him in the catapult) Hey, hang on. Wait.

Priya: Don't worry Chase, just tuck when I-(Before she could finish Julia launches Chase into the air and Ripper launched Bowie around the same time. As Chase is flying, he alternates between screaming and fainting)

MK: Ugh! What is that?!

Emma: (Laughs) It's Chase screaming and fainting in terror.

Priya: Tuck Chase. He's not tucking!

(Chase doesn't tuck and ends up in the crab pit behind the 1,000 point target)

Chris: All that just to miss the first hole.

Chase: Crabs? Pff, whatever. Beat it, crusties! (Kicks a crab before he getting chased by a mutant hermit crab) Argh! Super crab!

Chris: Ha-ha! Ooh, dodgie. That mutant hermit crab has some anger issues.

Emma: Look! Bowie's going to make it!

Bowie: (Confessional) What? You think Priya's the only one who trained for this? I'm mind and body fierce.

Chris: Looks like Bowie's going to score 3,000 points.

(Bowie lands into the 3,000 target before jumping out of the target hole and into the tapioca pudding pit to save Raj)

Chris: What is this? I guess someone likes tapioca pudding after all, as well as saving the enemy. I just hope he can save Raj from the sharks.

Chef: The what?!

All the contestants: The what?!

Chris: Did I not mention the pudding sharks? Why am I always forgetting the sharks? It's like I... (Gets interrupted by Priya being launched) Look! Priya's in the sky! (Priya lands in the 3,000 point target) And that's 3,000 points for the trout brings their score to 5,000. Oh, what's this. (Priya jumps out of the target hole and dives into the pit behind the first target hole) Looks Priya has decided to go rescue Chase, good thing they're both on the same team.

(As Chase was cornered by the mutant hermit crab, Priya picks him up and jumps out of the pit)

Chase: Whoa, thanks.

Priya: Well, you saved me in the pirate challenge, it's the least I could do.

(Bowie pops up from the tapioca pudding to a flailing Raj)

Raj: Argh!

Bowie: Hey there!

Raj: (Stops flailing) Bowie. What are you doing here?

Bowie: I'm here to save you, silly. (Notices the sharks) We should probably- (Before he could finish Raj impulsively kisses him on the lips, unaware Wayne's watching them with enthusiasm for them)

Bowie: (Confessional) Ok, interesting.

Raj: (Confessional) That felt... right.

Wayne: (Confessional) So I go run over to help my bud and what do I see? Raj kissing Bowie! Face kissing! On the face! That happened, bro! Okay, I can't celebrate with him until he tells me. He's for sure gonna now, though! This is it!

Raj: That was, um... sorry. I've been thinking about kissing you. And...

Bowie: Hey, let's talk about this after we get away from these sharks.

Raj: The sharks?! They should be in San Jose. They got a home game tonight.

(A shark pops up showing enthusiasm for watching them kiss)

Chris: The ferocious trout have 5,000 points, while the frogs of death have 4,000 points.

Ripper: Damien, your turn.

Damien: What?! Why me?

Ripper: Cause I said so. And everyone needs to take turn in the catapult. (Throws Damien into the catapult)

Damien: No. No, no, no-(Screams as Ripper launches him into the air, he continues screaming until he lands in the 1,000 point target)

Chris: Damien lands 1,000 points which means the teams are tied with 5,000 points each. And you know what that means?

Chef: We're almost done?

Chris: It's time for the lightning round. Campers, there's now a winner takes all bullseye.

Emma: A new target?

MK: Yeah. This won't be dangerous at all.

Zee: Winner takes all. Why is it never winner shares all.

Priya: Sh! I want to hear the instructions.

Chris: The target is worth 10,000 points, and it's 10,000 feet away. And all you have to do is glide through this lightning storm.

Wayne: Whoa, that's one serious storm cloud.

Chris: Yes, it is. But if you land in the target, it's an immediate win. So, campers, what's it going to be?

Chase: I don't know.

Priya: Seems pretty far. It's our only chance to win this in one shot. I know I can calculate the trajectory and tension needed.

Raj: Me! Fling me!

Wayne: No, fling me!

Priya: The rules say everyone has to take a turn before anyone goes twice. It's gotta be either Julia or Zee.

Julia: There's no way I'm getting flung into a storm cloud.

Zee: Don't worry, I'll do it. What game are we playing?

Priya: I just have to fling you 10,000 feet through a storm cloud so we can win.

Zee: Oh, bro. Did I say yes to that?

Zee: (Confessional) To fly that far, you need to think light thoughts, which is pretty heavy.

Zee: You know, this is exactly how I lost my leg.

Julia: (Gasps in shock)

Zee: True story.

Zee: (Confessional) Not a true story. Fabricated it, man. Brain game.

MK: Launch me! (Ripper launches her into the air)

Zee: Catch you on the other s-i-i-i-i-de. (Priya launches him into the air)

Chef: (Covers his eyes) I can't watch.

Chris: And they're off.

Zee: Oh, hey, what's up, MK? Whoa. What a view! I've never been this high before.

MK: Stuff it, Zee! I'm trying to focus.

Zee: My bad. You do you.

Priya: Oh no. Zee's dropping too early. (Jump onto Chase's shoulders) He won't make it to the target.

MK: No! We're falling too early.

Zee: Argh! We've got to lose some weight. (Drops his can of soda) Recycle yourself, little buddy. (MK drop her many devices on her person, some of her stuff hits Zee) Ow! I wish I could text someone about this, but I don't have a phone.

MK: Well, at least neither of us will make it. Hey, what are you doing?

Zee: Dropping more weight! (Tosses his prosthetic leg. Surprisingly, Zee manages to start ascending, a feat)

Julia: Um, that's not how the laws of physics work.

MK: Argh! (Crashes into a tree)

Chris: While MK uses a tree to break her fall, Zee heads into the storm cloud in search of victory for the trouts.

(Zee heads into the storm cloud before he is struck by lightning. He undergoes a hallucinogenic trip where he grows an extra finger and is flying through the sky with fish, riding on a dolphin towards a gigantic can of soda that he dives into. Back in reality, Zee finds himself in the 10,000 point area)

Zee: That was wild.

Chef: The ferocious trout win!

(The ferocious trout cheer and Chase and Priya hug each other but let go as soon as they realized what they were doing)

Chase and Priya: Oh, uh, sorry.

Chris: Frogs of death, see you at the campfire. One of you is heading home tonight.

(At the campfire pit)

Chris: Frogs of death, welcome to your fourth elimination ceremony. You all know the drill, if you get a marshmallow, you're still in the game.

Emma

Damien

MK

Chris: You are all safe. Ripper and Bowie, it pains me to say this. But I can only send one of you home. The last marshmallow goes to... Ripper.

Ripper: Ha-ha-ha! Yes! (Eats his marshmallow)

Bowie: (Shocked) What?!

Chris: Bowie, your time on the island is over.

Emma: But, how?

Ripper: (Confessional) Me, that's how. I reminded MK and Damien that Bowie was helping someone from the other team and convinced them to vote him out.

(At the dock of shame)

Bowie: I should have seen it coming. When you're the fittest, coolest, best looking person people will always try to tear you down.

Bowie: (Confessional) But today wasn't all that bad. I got kissed by a very fine boy.

Raj: Wait! Bowie, I'm sorry you got eliminated because of me. And I should have asked before kissing you. I was just, um... I'm sorry if you didn't like it or it made you feel...

Bowie: Stop. I don't blame you for my elimination, and I really liked kissing your face. Just do favor, make sure Ripper goes down!

Raj: Oh, ok. All right.

Bowie: And when the games over, let's go on a date.

(Bowie and Raj were about to kiss but the drone of despair took Bowie away before they could making Raj sad)

Chris: And there goes the shows first openly gay contestant. Who will be next to walk the dock of shame? The only place to find out is right here on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!