The Great Chaos Caper 4/4
(Theme song - Kim Possible by Disney Channel on YouTube)
(Julie-Su's POV)
*The six of us scrambled for our lives as we fought the monster*
Charmy: There's no way out! Saffron and I checked! Every way is caved in!
Knuckles: When is get my hands on that duck - !
Espio: There's a tunnel in the floor here, but the water's not moving . . .
Julie-Su: I remember that tunnel! Even if the other end was open, it's too long to swim underwater! We'd never make it!
*Vector noticed one of the star balls next to him. Then he smiled & snapped his fingers*
Vector: Bingo! *he tapped the monster's left leg & ran past it when it looked on that direction* Everybody get next to the sunken tunnel! I've got a plan! There's a switch across the room -
Espio: I see it!
Vector: On my signal, hit it!
Knuckles: That's your plan? Drown us faster!
Julie: Are you crazy!?
Charmy: I don't wanna drown!
Saffron: Please, Vector! Don't do it!
*Suddenly, the monster came up behind me & Knuckles*
Vector: Trust me! Everyone take a deep breath and . . .
*We all took a deep breath as he signaled to Espio. He threw a kunai at the switch & it hit. All the water started to swirl down into the tunnel like a drain. We all went with the flow of the water through the tunnel until we came out through a metal door like a waterfall, landing on the Hooligans & Chip*
Bean: . . . Now that's what I'm talking about!
Nack: It's not fair . . . We'd won for once . . . *he pointed his gun & me & Knuckles* No . . . We're not done yet! I won't . . . *all that came out of his gun was water* IT'S NOT FAIR!
*Chip picked up the Chaos Emerald & flew away from Bark*
Knuckles: All right. Chip and the Emerald are coming with us. Walk away now or so help me . . .
*Suddenly, we heard a rumbling sound*
Espio: Um . . . Knuckles?
*Suddenly, a very familiar wooden club came crashing through wall. It was the monster*
Bean: Wha-ha-ha! Yes! Now, let there be clowns! With balloons! Balloon clowns!
*The force of the rushing water nearly sent Nack over the edge*
Nack: Help me up! *Chip ran towards us with the Emerald* No! No! Grab the Emerald!
Bean: Nuh-uh. You didn't say Simon-says-Mother-may-I-Ollie-Ollie-oxen-free.
Chip: Mister Knuckles! Miss Julie-Su! I escaped and brought back the Emerald!
Julie-Su: Good work, Chip. Now all we have to do is get out of here alive!
*We all turned to the monster*
Vector: So . . . I've got another idea, but I need a minute to explain it. And that thing ain't gonna cooperate.
Charmy: Ooh! Ooh! I got this! *he turned to the Hooligans* Hey, Bean! That monster says your bombs are wimpy! It says it's seen bigger explosions in a microwave! It says it's heard more bang from a sheet of bubble-wrap!
*Bean suddenly got a crazy look in his eyes*
Nack: Uh . . . Bean?
*Suddenly, Bean snapped & started throwing bombs at the monster like crazy*
Bean: WORDS CAN HURT, YOU JERK! I'LL TEACH YOU FOR SAYING MEAN THINGS YOU MOUTHLESS FREAK!
Vector: Nice work, Charmy! Listen up, here's what we're gonna do . . .
Bean: DO I COME TO YOUR PLACE AND TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB!? NO! IT'S CALLED "PROFESSIONAL COURTASLESY"! DON'T SASS ME!
Nack: Look at him. Who couldn't he have done that when we got busted on that job in Empire City? Or when we were going for that vault. You remember that one? Why do we out up with him again? *meanwhile, Espio, who was invisible, snuck over to the Marvelous Queen & pressed a few buttons* And why am I trying to have a conversation with you? *sigh* C'mon. Let's get that Emerald back while everyone's distracted.
*They got in the bike & flew towards us*
Bean: AND ANOTHER THING - !
Knuckles: Chip! Where are you?
*Suddenly, Bark pinned me & Knuckles down*
Nack: No more nonsense. Tell me where the Emerald is, and you both keep your brains in your heads.
Julie-Su: Rrrgh! We don't have it! And you made us lose Chip!
Saffron: Let them go!
Nack: Not until I get the Emerald.
Charmy: It's not here! Chip must've took it!
Nack: Whatayamean it's . . . *he went to his bike & saw a blip on the Emerald Tracker* GAH! He's telling the truth! The tracker shows it's on DeviantArt move again! *he & Bark got back in the bike* Looks like your buddy abandoned you! Don't worry, I'll run him down soon enough. As au consolation prize, I'll let you deal with the monster!
*They took off in the bike & went to get Bean*
Bean: - SO YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE ALPS, PAL!
*Bark grabbed him*
Nack: We're done here, Bean! BWA-HA-HA! Sayonara, suckers!
Bean: Well I, for one, feel spiritually cleansed. Don't you?
*Soon, they were gone*
Charmy:*laugh* They're almost gone.
Espio: Yes. Now all have to worry about I'd the giant enraged beast from the depths.
Knuckles: Not for long . . . *he jumped towards the monster & punched it until it dissolved into black smoke* And that's how it's done.
Julie-Su: That's my man.
Espio: Sure. After Bean softened it up for you.
Charmy: We're clear. I'll get the Emerald.
Saffron: Vector, you can let Chip out now!
*Vector opened his mouth & Chip, who had been hiding in there, came out, covered in drool*
Chip: I wish . . . My amnesia . . . Took the past ten minutes . . . Forever . . .
Vector: Serious question. Have you ever taken a bath?
Chip: . . . A what . . .?
*Charmy brought out the Chaos Emerald*
Charmy: Ta-da! See? Saffron and I hid it real good!
Julie-Su: You kids did great.
Knuckles: The Hooligans won't be back, right?
Espio: I scrambled their tracker so badly, they'll be chasing fake Emeralds for days.
Julie-Su:*laugh* Nice work, Espio.
*A little while later, we made our way out of the mines*
Chip: Oh, wow . . . Good morning, Mr. Sun? What a beautiful sunrise!
Julie-Su: Yeah. Makes you forget the world is such a mess right now.
Espio: And I see none of the shadowy monsters. I wonder . . . Does the sun weaken them . . .?
Vector: It won't matter soon! The Freedom Fighters said they can fix things with the Chaos Emeralds. Ooh, I can't wait to collect the finder's fee!
Knuckles: You can have the cash, but you should give me the Emerald.
Vector: What'coo talkin' 'bout, Knuckles?
Knuckles: Think about it. The Hooligans will figure out they've been duped eventually. If they're looking for the Emeralds, you'll cross paths soon enough. You run risk of them stealing this Emerald again. But Angel Island is secure. And Nack should know better than to come onto my turf. Su and I'll hold on to the Emerald for now. You can deliver all the ones you find to Sally at the same time and we won't charge you for anything.
Julie-Su: He's got a point.
Vector: Alright. I'll trust you two with it for now. But you'd better keep your word, 'cause I know where you live.
*We went back to Angel Island & told Tikal what happened*
Knuckles: . . . And then we cought the strongest updraft I could find and made our way back to the island. So, yeah, that was a bit of an ordeal. You really sent us on an adventure, Tikal.
Julie-Su: No kidding.
Tikal: I am sorry to have troubled you both. Truly. But recovering the Light Gaia is crucial to saving our world.
Chip: "Light Gaia," huh? Sounds important. But I think I being called "Chip" better.
Tikal: Whatever you like, honored spirit. What's important is restoring your memory and the link to your power. It was wise to you two to bring the Chaos Emerald back with you. I'm sure it will help recover the Light . . . Help Chip's recovery. If we're to have more Emeralds, though . . .
Knuckles: I get you. If things stay quiet up here, we'll lend a hand hunting down the Emeralds. But first, I just want to sleep . . .
Julie-Su: Same here . . .
*We were just about to close our eyes, when a loud shout interrupted us*
Relic: Knuckles! Julie-Su! Oh, good! You're back!
Julie-Su: Yeah, and very tired. So if you -
Relic: I found something while you were . . .! *she noticed Tikal* - Hello. I do beg your pardon. But you appear to be an apparition.
Tikal: Yes. I am Tikal. A spirit bound to the Master Emerald.
Relic: Judging by your clothes . . . From one of those long-lost indigenous tribes.
Tikal: Yes. Before Angel Island took to the sky.
*Relic squealed like an excited little school-girl*
Relic: You simply must tell me everything about everything!
Knuckles: Relic? Hello? You had something really important to tell us.
Relic: Oh. Right. How silly of me. Listen, my evidence of limited, but I fear Angel Island is in the middle of an alien invasion!